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He's Still At It!

South Korean scientist now claims that he has cloned a cheeseburger.

written by Bureau, 02 May 2010
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BP Asks For Help

BP Company CEO asks President Obama to halt late-night crude jokes about company.

written by Bureau, 02 May 2010
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Inmate Escapes

Inmate makes gun out of soap, shoots his way out of insane asylum! Bang! Bang!

written by Bureau, 02 May 2010
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Kids Face Health Risks

Study: Kids Raised by Relatives Face Increased Health Risks, Especially If They Live In Leper Colony!

written by Bureau, 02 May 2010
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New Study On Voices

New study reveals that those with bass voices usually have the deepest conversations.

written by Bureau, 02 May 2010
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Yes, They're Legal

Alien Coneheads go undercover to expose latest KKK plans!

written by Bureau, 02 May 2010
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Yankovic #55

Weird Al Yankovic to do Knew Beatles Album including his new version of "The Tool On The Pill"

written by Bureau, 02 May 2010
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Yankovic #54

Weird Al Yankovic to do Knew Beatles Album including his new version of "She's Leaving Homer"

written by Bureau, 02 May 2010
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Yankovic #53

Weird Al Yankovic to do Knew Beatles Album including his new version of "Roll Over Beethovan/Get Bach Medley".

written by Bureau, 02 May 2010
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Yankovic #52

Weird Al Yankovic to do Knew Beatles Album including his new version of "He's A Woman!"

written by Bureau, 02 May 2010
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Yankovic #51

Weird Al Yankovic to do Knew Beatles Album including his new version of "The Pallet Of John & Yoko"

written by Bureau, 02 May 2010
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Oprah Responds

Oprah tells her studio audience that they should not believe any stories that Kirstie Alley has been telling about her. "I am not gay! That's just her Big Tail!"

written by Bureau, 02 May 2010
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McCain Has A Whopper

Cindy McCain tells reporters that her husband doe NOT use Viagra. Plus, he had nothing to do in North Vietnam prison but strengthen the length of his penis.

written by Bureau, 02 May 2010
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We In The South Are Agin Hit!

Tea Party protesters drop "No Health Reform" signs, grab "No Financial Reform" signs instead of having new ones made at The Reform School.

written by Bureau, 02 May 2010
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Members To Be Exposed?

Leader of Florida nudist colony urges members to be more transparent.

written by Bureau, 02 May 2010
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Old Nosty Did It Again!

Nostradamus predicted the large oil slick in the Gulf of Mexico "a oily bean shalt leap across the fountin o youth." on page 497 in a footnote.

written by Bureau, 02 May 2010
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Big Bad Wolf Terrorizes Neighbourhood

Has already blown down three pigs houses and was last seen heading towards Grandma's house licking his lips...

written by Jesus Budda, 02 May 2010
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3 Local Blind Mice Assaulted by Farmers Wife

She cut of their tails with a carving life.

"Have you ever seen such a thing in your life as three blind mice", said an eyewitness.

written by Jesus Budda, 02 May 2010
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Island in Trouble with Women's Groups

Feminists have demanded that the Isle of Man change its name to the 'Isle of Human'

written by Jesus Budda, 02 May 2010
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Not By The Hair On My Chinney Chin Chin

Jay Leno turned 60 last week. He let his beard grow to celebrate and the two inch job reached his waist.

written by Bureau, 02 May 2010
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Grammer Police Dying Out

Grammer critics irritated by new teen twitter language and that nobody gves a sht.

written by Bureau, 02 May 2010
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Student "Guilty"

Student found guilty of hacking into Sarah Palin's e-mail, downloading old pin-up pics.

written by Bureau, 02 May 2010
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Don't Drink The Water

Passengers on a BA flight from Heathrow to the Cayman Islands were told not to drink for 2 hours because none of the plane's toilets were working. "That's a bunch of shit!", says passenger.

written by Bureau, 02 May 2010
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The Glass House Revolt!

Open season on Brown as heckler is thrown out of glass factory for shouting at beleaguered PM, throwing stones.

written by Bureau, 02 May 2010
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Smith, Clarke Kicked Out?

Labour big guns Jacqui Smith and Charles Clarke 'will lose their seats' say many who asked to help. "My toes are itching" a typical remark.


written by Bureau, 02 May 2010
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Australia's 40% Tax!

Australia looks at 40 percent tax on mining profit. 40% of mines say they may close.

written by Bureau, 02 May 2010
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Shanghai Expo

Shanghai Expo giant opportunity for big business in white slavery trade.

written by Bureau, 02 May 2010
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Dems Blunt Oil Spill Criticism

White House moves to blunt criticism on oil spill. "This actually began slow leak during Bush Administration."

written by Bureau, 02 May 2010
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Needed Some Cheering Up

Pope takes break from sex scandal, visits old Spanish Inquisition home place.

written by Bureau, 02 May 2010
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Obama Rushes To Help Turtles

Many endangered turtles, businesses, jobs, dying on Texas Gulf Coast.

written by Bureau, 02 May 2010
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What Next?

Meltdown, volcano: Weary Icelanders ask, what next? Then tell Al Gore that it was a philosophical question!

written by Bureau, 02 May 2010
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Yankovic #50

Weird Al Yankovic to do Knew Beatles Album including his new version of "It's Getting Wetter All The Time"

written by Bureau, 02 May 2010
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Yankovic #49

Weird Al Yankovic to do Knew Beatles Album including his new version of "If I Fell For You (Would You Help Me Get Back Up?)

written by Bureau, 02 May 2010
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Yankovic #48

Weird Al Yankovic to do Knew Beatles Album including his new version of "Honey Won't"

written by Bureau, 02 May 2010
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Yankovic #47

Weird Al Yankovic to do Knew Beatles Album including his new version of "Here Comes The Nun (Hide The Playboys).

written by Bureau, 02 May 2010
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Yankovic #46

Weird Al Yankovic to do Knew Beatles Album including his new version of "Get Beck"

written by Bureau, 02 May 2010
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Yankovic #45

Weird Al Yankovic to do Knew Beatles Album including his new version of "I Love Ewe, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah!"

written by Bureau, 02 May 2010
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Yankovic #44

Weird Al Yankovic to do Knew Beatles Album including his new version of "I'm A Pappy After Dance With You"

written by Bureau, 02 May 2010
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Yankovic #43

Weird Al Yankovic to do Knew Beatles Album including his new version of "Goosey In The Sky With Dildo"

written by Bureau, 02 May 2010
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Middle East Peace Symbol Launched

Israel's PM welcomes progress toward peace talks as symbolic dove released at Wailing Wall, then dies when hit by rock.

written by Bureau, 02 May 2010
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"Can't Sleep Here!"

Car bomb scares Times Square, but fails to explode. Line of winos two blocks long seen heading south side.

written by Bureau, 02 May 2010
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Spill Already Taking It's Toll

Tenth Greenpeace worker commits suicide as oil spill expands!

written by Bureau, 02 May 2010
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"Take My Health Care Plan...Please!"

Obama targets advisers, birthers, GOP, Gulf oil slick, 12% unemployment for laughs. Doesn't get many.

written by Bureau, 02 May 2010
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Big Traffic Jams

Traffic signals set to change as driver's honked awake.

written by Bureau, 02 May 2010
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Rosalynn Carter Writes Book

Rosalynn Carter pens new book about mental health. The title is said to be, "My Brother-In-Law, Billy"

written by Bureau, 02 May 2010
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Mosley Shadow Boxing?

In boxing, Mayweather dominates Mosley, stays unbeaten..even though he LOOKS like he's been beaten pretty bad.

written by Bureau, 02 May 2010
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News Kinda Slow This Morning

Obama takes direct aim at anti-government rhetoric, using pro government rhetoric......How about that Derby yesterday?

written by Bureau, 02 May 2010
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Pelosi Breaks Face While Laughing

Obama targets advisers, birthers, GOP, Pelosi's eyebrow location now two inches above her head, for laughs.

written by Bureau, 02 May 2010
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WalMart Suit

Women suing WalMart over lower pay could be largest suit ever. Price Rollbacks to roll back the other way.

written by Bureau, 02 May 2010
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Bush To Fly Over Gulf Coast With Obama?

Gulf Coast dreads oil spill's creep toward shores, leaving many to ask, "Where is Obama? Why did he not place giant windmills on the coast to send the slick south?" Actually, I'm the one who said it.

written by Bureau, 02 May 2010
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Mayor Bloomberg Right On Top Of Things

NYC mayor: Vehicle with car bomb contained explosive device. Pope is Catholic! Many stunned over news.

written by Bureau, 02 May 2010
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Times Square Scare

Car bomb scares Times Square, but fails to explode. "This place is a Time Bomb, ready to explode!", states the cliche police.

written by Bureau, 02 May 2010
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Green Is Good, Especially For Females!

Experts: Five minutes in the green can boost self esteem! So shed the clothes and frolic in the park!

written by Bureau, 02 May 2010
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Attention Canadians

Earthquake on New Madrid fault could bring oil spill off Gulf all the way to Canada should Mississippi flow backwards once again -FOX News

written by Bureau, 02 May 2010
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Is It Demi Moore or Demi Lovato?

Word coming out of Tinsel Town is that an angry Demi Moore is suing young teen star Demi Lovato for first name infringement.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 02 May 2010
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Boy George's Brand New Gay Name

Boy George has just announced on the BBC in London that he is changing his name to the more politically correct Queer George.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 02 May 2010
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Joan Rivers - 103-Years-Old And Still Bitchin'

Joan Rivers recently told Barbara Walters that she is extremely proud of the fact that altough she is 103, she does not look a day over 93.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 02 May 2010
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Kathy Griffin Wanted Levi Johnston's Baby Bad

Kathy Griffin has revealed that she wanted to have Levi Johnston's baby so bad that she even offered to buy him a gold-plated hockey stick, a snowmobile, and 20 cases of his favorite beer.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 02 May 2010
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Why The Hell Is Donald Trump Above The Law?

It is all being kept hush hush, but the word on the street is that Donald Trump's hairdo was condemned by The New York City Health Department but Trump pulled some strings and reversed the ruling.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 02 May 2010
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Certainly Not Here!

King Abdullah bin Abdul Aziz Al Saud of Saudi Arabia says that bin Laden is not in Saudi Arabia. "He told me so himself only yesterday."

written by Bureau, 02 May 2010
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Another One's Gone

Another major newspaper goes under, according to this morning's Drudge Report.

written by Bureau, 02 May 2010
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Yankovic #42

Weird Al Yankovic to do Knew Beatles Album including his new version of "Nordegren Woods"(This Bird Has Flown)

written by Bureau, 02 May 2010
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Yankovic #41

Weird Al Yankovic to do Knew Beatles Album including his new version of "Piggyback Rider"

written by Bureau, 02 May 2010
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Yankovic #40

Weird Al Yankovic to do Knew Beatles Album including his new version of "Michelle, My Tail"

written by Bureau, 02 May 2010
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Yankovic #39

Weird Al Yankovic to do Knew Beatles Album including his new version of "It Won't Be Long" (The Viagra Song)

written by Bureau, 02 May 2010
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Yankovic #38

Weird Al Yankovic to do Knew Beatles Album including his new version of "B.S. I Love You".

written by Bureau, 02 May 2010
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Yankovic #37

Weird Al Yankovic to do Knew Beatles Album including his new version of "I'm Happy Just To Trade Pants With You"

written by Bureau, 02 May 2010
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Yankovic #36

Weird Al Yankovic to do Knew Beatles Album including his new version of "I've Just Seen A Fart"

written by Bureau, 02 May 2010
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