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Showers in Dallas Cowboys Locker Rooms Break Down

Players try to shower with the cheerleaders, but are told that even they don't make enough to score with those girls.

written by Throckmorton Turdblossom, 10 March 2010
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Presidential Limo covered in bird poo after being parked under tree

I guess the pigeons don't like Obama either.

written by Throckmorton Turdblossom, 10 March 2010
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Corey Feldman on Suicide Watch After Corey Haim's Death

Mutual friend says "they did everything together."

written by Throckmorton Turdblossom, 10 March 2010
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Corey Haim Found Dead

Academy Awards says that they'll probably include him in next years bio, since "he did more drugs than Ledger and we're tired of the Farrah flack."

written by Throckmorton Turdblossom, 10 March 2010
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No Parades Here

New York City says it has outsourced it's Labor Day Parade to China for 2010.

written by Bureau, 10 March 2010
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Opera of Anne Nicole Smith promises to be a "raging FULL MONTY"!

The ROH in London is showing an Opera about the life of ex-stripper, playboy pin-up and BILLIONAIRE BONKER Anne Nicole Smith, the soprano playing Anne has promised to BARE IT ALL and there's plenty!

written by Jaggedone, 10 March 2010
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England's goalkeeper praised

Ron Commentator has praised Bob Keeper after he was chosen as England goalie for this year's World Cup. He said, "he has the agility of Jennings, the reach of Banks and the consistency of Seaman."

written by MonkeyInTheBath, 10 March 2010
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Oldest woman on the planet is mystery Spoof writers Granny not a Georgian Hag!

Claims that a boozing Georgian Hag is the oldest women on the planet are false, a Spoof writer claims his Granny is the oldest, "she was 80 when I nailed her to the rocking chair 50 years ago!"

written by Jaggedone, 10 March 2010
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Help The Needy Appeal

Zebu, a blind 5 year old orphan has to ride 7 miles a day to school with only 1 leg on a bike with buckled wheels & no brakes.Give just a small donation of $2 & we'll send you the clip.It's hilarious.

written by Atticus Finch, 10 March 2010
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Nessy Kindnapped from Loch

"Yes it's true Nessy has been kidnapped - Nessynapped - from the Loch," confirmed Nessy's Minder Dennis Waterman. Further details are available in the News Section of The Spoof.

written by Lady Godiva, 10 March 2010
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Leave It Out!

Robert Pattinson objects to using line in the next Twilight Movie, "Why, here comes my good bloody, now!"

written by Bureau, 10 March 2010
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Got One Customer

Girl Scouts say that their latest cookie, "Maple Liver" sold only the 1,000 boxes at Mr. Hannibal's house.

written by Bureau, 10 March 2010
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One Foul Cookie

Girl Scouts say that their latest cookie, "Sweet Shit On A Shingle" not selling well.

written by Bureau, 10 March 2010
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Girl Scouts Need Help

Girl Scouts say that their latest cookie, "Nose Pudd" not selling well at all.

written by Bureau, 10 March 2010
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New Taliban Dialogue

President Obama says he would open u[ a dialogue with the Taliban leadership, especially now that no Republican will speak to me."

written by Bureau, 10 March 2010
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"I Sho Has"

In his first year as President, expert says Obama has turned completely around the Bush Vocabulary Era.

written by Bureau, 10 March 2010
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Girls Stuck With Big Buns

Girl Scouts say that their latest cookie, "Kirstie Buns" were not a big seller.

written by Bureau, 10 March 2010
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He Was One Cool Dude

Surprise find at Ghandi's second home with ten pounds of prime Mary Jane found under the mattress of nails.

written by Bureau, 10 March 2010
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New Cookies Didn't Sell

Girl Scouts say that their latest cookie "Meringue-alang a-ding dong" did not sell well at all.

written by Bureau, 10 March 2010
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Bush: Never Thought Of It!

President, Congress, Senate all agree that the idea of printing a few trillion dollar bills might just come in handy.

written by Bureau, 10 March 2010
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New On Fox

Sarah Palin, VP candidate for John McCain in 2008 Presidential election has agreed to do a show on Fox this fall entitled, "Bridget, Who Was It This Time?"

written by Bureau, 10 March 2010
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Forget Russia

Sarah Palin, VP candidate for John McCain in 2008 Presidential election has agreed to do a show on Fox this fall entitled: "From My New Home, I Can See The Presidency!"

written by Bureau, 10 March 2010
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Jackson Alias #25

Reports are that Michael Jackson used 59 different aliases to obtain prescription drugs, including Dick Short.

written by Bureau, 10 March 2010
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Hubba Hubba, Better Be Quick!

The Hubble Telescope still hasn't discovered an earth-like planet that hasn't blown itself up yet.

written by Bureau, 10 March 2010
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Jackson Alias #24

Reports are that Michael Jackson used 59 different aliases to obtain prescription drugs, including Stu Pidd.

written by Bureau, 10 March 2010
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Jackson Alias #23

Reports are that Michael Jackson used 59 different aliases to obtain prescription drugs, including Tyron Shulaces.

written by Bureau, 10 March 2010
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Helping Haiti charity single 'really not helping' says Haitian president

Haitian president Rene Preval has spoken of the monumental task facing his people in rebuilding Haiti's shattered country whilst having to 'listen to that fucking awful song every five minutes'.

written by John Kerruish, 10 March 2010
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Brown Claims He Save Britain

Brown claims his 'sufficiently impatient and strong-willed' character helped Britain avoid a worse depression...recession!

written by Bureau, 10 March 2010
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Tesco Names Dropouts!

They can't read, can't write, got the brain of a pin-head and think the world owes them a living: Tesco director's damning verdict on Britain's school-leavers

written by Bureau, 10 March 2010
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Not Elephants

Residents who fled Angolan village invaded by elephants come back as they are told it's an American Tour group.

written by Bureau, 10 March 2010
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Smithsonian Receives Donations

Michelle Obama donates ball gown, Vice President Joe Biden to Smithsonian

written by Bureau, 10 March 2010
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Letterman Case Over

Letterman: Case against producer, his own fondling of female staff, handled properly.

written by Bureau, 10 March 2010
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Guitar Game Advances

On latest guitar game, players strum real strings. Also, with $10 more, you get dummy guitar to destroy after concert!

written by Bureau, 10 March 2010
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Getting More Detalied

Google adds bike lane, path kids take to Aunt Sarah's house in Montana, with latest mapping feature

written by Bureau, 10 March 2010
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Earthquake Damage Still Coming In

As Chile shook, cities rolled to the west a bit, while in the US, liberals moved to the left also.

written by Bureau, 10 March 2010
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Robot Lost At Sea?

Pioneering Mass. robot lost at sea off Chile coast. "Was acting pretty shook-up right after earthquake.

written by Bureau, 10 March 2010
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Curbing Derivatives

Curbing derivatives might hurt, not help, Greece. Depending upon what 'curbing derivatives' means.

written by Bureau, 10 March 2010
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Chinese Exports Jump

China February exports jump 45.7 percent, with lead still being number one.

written by Bureau, 10 March 2010
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Stocks Are Flat

In economic news: World stocks flat but pound takes another pounding.

written by Bureau, 10 March 2010
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It's Replaced "Global Warming"

Supreme Court Justice Roberts: Scene at State of Union 'very troubling', with Obama mentioning health care bill nearly 100 times.

written by Bureau, 10 March 2010
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Death Sentence

Calif. jury recommends death for serial killer. He will probably be sent on a one-way Toyota drive across the desert.

written by Bureau, 10 March 2010
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President Obama's team - 'not on team' with the 'special relationship'

Obama: "I agree with the Welsh Assembly, Get out of the Falklands".

written by Tcoah, 10 March 2010
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Some Troops Leaving

Gates: Some troops could leave Afghanistan early...or as soon as replacements arrive.

written by Bureau, 10 March 2010
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Toyotas Tearing Up The Road

After still another runaway Toyota yesterday, Japan company considering throw-out anchor attachment.

written by Bureau, 10 March 2010
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Welsh Assembly Government - no backbone whatsoever favours British pull out from the Falklands

Never mind the job bonanza that could come to Wales - oh no, WAG would sooner turn turkey and run with their tails between their legs.

written by Tcoah, 10 March 2010
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Taliban Receive Own Grenade

Soldier tells how he threw back Taliban grenade. "You see, I had been watching how Peyton Manning had held a football, so that was the grip I used, and it worked."

written by Bureau, 10 March 2010
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Biden Embarrassed

Israel apologizes for embarrassing Biden. Biden: "You mean this time I didn't embarrass myself?"

written by Bureau, 10 March 2010
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Welsh Assembly Government - a 'joke a minute'

In contrast to the UK government who carried on business as usual after a bomb attack on the Cabinet - the WAG shuts down for a day because their civil servants throw a tantrum.

written by Tcoah, 10 March 2010
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Another Runaway

Runaway Prius driver: Brakes, soles of my shoes, were 'almost burned'

written by Bureau, 10 March 2010
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Now It's Papaya

Researchers back cancer-fighting properties of papaya as new cure discovered every day but people still dying.

written by Bureau, 10 March 2010
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Large Hadron Collider 'to shut down for a year'

The reason this time? A flock of sea-gulls crapping on it? Nope, just made with bad parts.

written by Tcoah, 10 March 2010
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Scared To Death?

Egypt's top Muslim cleric dies of heart attack after visit from ancient mummy.

written by Bureau, 10 March 2010
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News From The Pits

AP-GfK Poll: Obama more popular than Congress. Simon Cowell one point ahead of congress.

written by Bureau, 10 March 2010
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Congress Bottoms Out

AP-GfK Poll: Obama more popular than Congress. Hitler more popular than congress for that matter.

written by Bureau, 10 March 2010
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The bottom line

MOD: "a dead serving soldier is cheaper than an injured squaddie who needs medivac, expensive hospital treatment and pension thereafter - hence the MOD's fondness for IED vulnerable "snatch rovers".

written by Tcoah, 10 March 2010
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British MOD version of "value for money"

"We believe strongly in 'on the job training' - it's just, 'gosh darn it', unfortunate if our fresh Army recruits get it on their first outing to Afghanistan".

written by Tcoah, 10 March 2010
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"Banks may have to disclose the number of employees who earn £500,000"

"What a relief" said one banker who earns £499,999 at one bank and £499,999 at another bank.

written by Tcoah, 10 March 2010
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New Hawaiian "Island of misfit toys", pops up after quake

Evidently, a sub-ocean vent opened up and thrust the new and interesting island above the ocean's surface.

written by Wumf, 10 March 2010
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French flustered over flummoxed failure of Greek E.U. fealty

"Sacre Bleu!" Our beloved union!

written by Wumf, 10 March 2010
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Somali pirates board cruise ship, force way to head of buffet line

Its no wonder, it being Wednesday, "Crabaganza Nite!"

written by Wumf, 10 March 2010
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Obama says: What was I thinking ? Hillary would have made a much better president!

"Its now obvious", said the President,"with her ability to manage global problems, I was a fool to even think I could do the job better than her!"

written by Wumf, 10 March 2010
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Hillary and Streisand to face off in Cage fight 'Battle Royale'

The world waits on pins and needles for the decisive outcome of this once in a century fight to the finish! Who will be the most " Woman of many talents"?

written by Wumf, 10 March 2010
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The Rarest Photo of Janis Joplin Ever

A niece of Janis Joplin has reportedly found an extremely rare photo of her aunt. The photo shows Joplin on stage singing without a bottle of Southern Comfort in her hand.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 10 March 2010
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Shakira's Latest Addition To Her Rock and Roll Memorabilia Collection

Shakira, a collector of rock and roll memorabilia has purchased a copy of the April 1972 Rolling Stone Magazine which focused on the band Blue Floyd, who would later change their name to Pink Floyd.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 10 March 2010
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Chilean earthquake shifts Greece out of EU, solves financial problems

Not only did the quake shift the Earth's day length measurement, it inadvertently fixed a problem half a world away!

written by Wumf, 10 March 2010
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Three of Michael Jackson's Bodyguards Reveal A "Little Secret"

Three of Michael Jackson's bodyguards finally speak out about MJ. All three say that Jackson had a very little and weird looking nose.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 10 March 2010
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Got Breast Milk?

Daniel Angerer, a New York City chef says his special cheese recipe is made with milk from his wife's breasts. He smiles and states that the customers would never guess what goes into his salsa.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 10 March 2010
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And My Date Will Have The Fried Moby Dick

Los Angeles Susi Restaurant caught selling illegal whale meat. Private inspectors confiscate three blow holes as evidence.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 10 March 2010
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The Political End

Some Washington DC politicians can't seem to make up their minds about how to vote on health care reform. Some are ending it all by sticking fire crackers up their butts and blowing their brains out!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 10 March 2010
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PETA and SeaWorld Reach an Agreement

PETA wanted the Orca turned loose into the Pacific Ocean. SeaWorld wanted to continue doing Orca water shows. The compromise reached was to sell the Orca to Red Lobster!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 10 March 2010
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Not Lost in Translation

President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad of Iran was called a "Fruitcake," by a protestor in the audience, during one of his speeches. The translator said that "Fruitcake" is Farsi for "Fruitcake!"

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 10 March 2010
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National ID Cards

330 million tamper-proof, un-stealable, secure, not counterfeitable government issued ID cards were distributed today in all 50 states. Then someone noticed they all had a picture of President Obama!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 10 March 2010
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Three Time Loser

A new state law mandates that if you are apprehended driving while drunk, texting and talking on your cell phone simultaneously, the sentence is the Guillotine for the first offense!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 10 March 2010
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Thank You George W

Democratic left wing liberals wanted to abolish Congress and install King Obama I. A Mr. George Washington voiced his objections.

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 10 March 2010
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PETA Endorses Food Products

PETA has ordered all its employees to only eat Vegetarian or Tofu dog and cat food as part of their employment with the organization.

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 10 March 2010
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On Getting Married

A man and a dog arrive at city hall for a marriage license. The clerk says "I cannot give you a license." The man says "why not it's a female dog?"

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 10 March 2010
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New Bogeyman

LONE RANGER: Tonto what is that strange costume you are wearing, it's not Halloween? TONTO: I'm dressed as an Insurance Company Executive, as it sure scares the hell out of screaming Howard Dean!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 10 March 2010
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Individual Fishing Quotas

Environmentalists plan to monitor the taking of "Coney Island Whitefish!" If you don't get this, but live or grew up near a lake or bay, think about what floated in the water Sunday morning.

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 10 March 2010
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Cities Raise Taxes on Soft Drinks

Cities are raising taxes on soft drinks to fight obesity, to help balance their budgets and to increase perks for the city hall politicians!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 10 March 2010
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Didn't Waste His

Guy in Minnesota says that he did not waste his 1.26 milliseconds during the Chile earthquake. He got 3/4 of a wink from Sarah Palin at the airport.

written by Bureau, 10 March 2010
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Hard To Stop

The makers of Toyota Camrys in Kentucky say that they meant to go to Washington by way of Canada.

written by Bureau, 10 March 2010
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Dead At 114

The oldest person in America passed away today at the age of 114, and this was the year she had told everyone that she hoped to get lucky.

written by Bureau, 10 March 2010
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Tributes Nice

The Academy Awards show was so long this year that they had to keep adding to the start the tribute to dead actors with Charlie Chaplin.

written by Bureau, 10 March 2010
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Jackson Alias #22

Reports are that Michael Jackson used 59 different aliases to obtain prescription drugs, including Adolf Oliver Nipple.

written by Bureau, 10 March 2010
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Jackson Alias #21

Reports are that Michael Jackson used 59 different aliases to obtain prescription drugs, including dressing up as a woman, Deneice R. Nokin.

written by Bureau, 10 March 2010
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Missed Out!

Many regretting of the 1.26 Milliseconds lost during Chile earthquake t o take the opportunity to count the teeth on the front row of Willy Nelson concert.

written by Bureau, 10 March 2010
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Watch & See!

British authorities predict baby boom this August-October after especially harsh snowy winter.

written by Bureau, 10 March 2010
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"Come On Without!"

Sarah Palin still available for new show as CW considering her for leading female role in "Quinn The Eskimo".

written by Bureau, 10 March 2010
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Wasted Time

Many regret the lose of that 1.26 Milliseconds lsot during the earthquake when they could have counted the intelligent things said by Miley Cyrus lately.

written by Bureau, 10 March 2010
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Jackson Alias #20

Reports are that Michael Jackson used 59 different aliases to obtain prescription drugs, including dressing up as a woman, Juwanna Peter.

written by Bureau, 10 March 2010
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Jackson Alias #19

Reports are that Michael Jackson used 59 different aliases to obtain prescription drugs, including dressing up as a woman, Anita Peter.

written by Bureau, 10 March 2010
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