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Water On Moon Polluted

Water discovered on the moon shows some spilled oil from visit by US astronauts.

written by Bureau, 21 June 2010
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That's My Gal, Ellie!

New Jersey daughter in fight with dad on father's day has police visit. "The only thing that man ever gave to me is this six inch nose!"

written by Bureau, 21 June 2010
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Income Tax Office Tells Woman "You Are Deceased"

And the silly mare insists she isn't!

written by Blazing Saddle, 21 June 2010
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Iran Issues Warnings

Iran issues warning to 62,000 'badly veiled' women. Demand full frontal prudity!

written by Bureau, 21 June 2010
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Can Vuvuzela Craze Save Baseball?

Vuvuzela craze spreads to baseball. Many hope racket will speed up players wanting to get game over.

written by Bureau, 21 June 2010
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Sequel to Miracle on 34th Street Due for Release in November

"Yes Virgina, You have a Vagina," is set to hit theaters for the holiday season.

written by Charpa93, 21 June 2010
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Also, "Kent! Change At Home!

Telephone booths now allow no smoking, use of cell phone on the premises!

written by Bureau, 21 June 2010
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Not Again!

Rock climber, Eileen Over, was rescued from another cliff face fall. Husband, Itsall Over said; "I told the silly cow not to look down".
Rescue pilot Major Look, said; "Third time this month"

written by armfeetandtoe, 21 June 2010
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Jamie Bulger killer offered role of "kinky Peter Pan"!

after being caught downloading dubious images of children the kiddy killer of Jamie Bulger, Jon Venables, has been offered the role of a "kinky Peter Pan" because he's never grown up!

written by Jaggedone, 21 June 2010
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Dominos Recalls

Attention: Dominos Pizza has recalled over 1,0000 home delivered pizzas.

written by Bureau, 21 June 2010
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Dollar Down Again

The US Dollar lowered again. This time it's against the rise of the seas. Nation may float capital.

written by Bureau, 21 June 2010
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Miley Cyrus Comes Up With Plan to Take Attention Off Her Vagina

She's planning on getting a boob job.

written by Charpa93, 21 June 2010
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BP Fails Again!

BP fails once again, at as CEO found on his yacht offshore of England. Both Public relations and stopping the leak!

written by Bureau, 21 June 2010
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Anelka told to walk home to France

In South Africa today, the media are reporting that Nicolas Anelka is walking home to France. Reports suggest he is currently somewhere near Walvis Bay, Nigeria.

written by JackLenny, 21 June 2010
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Can't Lose With Beer!

The healthy properties of beer when consumed in moderation are great, according to a new report. The drink is a rich source of vitamins, fibre, minerals, antioxidants & makes the mate look better.

written by Bureau, 21 June 2010
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Dirty Look Because He Was Dirty

Cannibal killer murdered and ate his cellmate 'for giving him a dirty look'. Asks 'Do you know how long it took to clean those kind up?"

written by Bureau, 21 June 2010
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Women On Sub Fleet

The Royal Navy is preparing to allow women to serve on its submarine fleet for the first time, defence sources say. "It's about time", states men crews.


written by Bureau, 21 June 2010
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BP Knew Safety Equipment Faulty

Gulf of Mexico oil spill: BP was told about faulty drill safety equipment weeks before disaster but CEO was gone on his yacht.

written by Bureau, 21 June 2010
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AA Plane Looses Door

American Airlines jetliner door snaps off at DFW. "Good thing we had one of those two-seater Bigasses on board to plug it", says Captain.

written by Bureau, 21 June 2010
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Timeline On Michael Jackson's Last Day

AP timeline details Michael Jackson's last day and the 3,000 spoofs that were out that same night.

written by Bureau, 21 June 2010
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Whaling Ban Choices

Future of commercial whaling ban rests with Japan, any living whales left.

written by Bureau, 21 June 2010
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Twin Threats Worsening

Roundup resistant weeds pose environmental threat. Also, mud resistant politicians pose lack of intelligence threat.

written by Bureau, 21 June 2010
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Gulf Oil Sill Costs Soar

BP's Gulf oil spill costs reach $2 billion. That's over $500 thousand since last spill snippet!

written by Bureau, 21 June 2010
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They're Combining Apparently

Biovail, Valeant Pharma agree to combine. In what, who knows?

written by Bureau, 21 June 2010
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Afghanistan Pullout #3

Troop pullout in Afghanistan set for next summer. China tells, US, Russia "Our turn next!"

written by Bureau, 21 June 2010
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Afghanistan Pullout #2

Troop pullout in Afghanistan set for next summer. "Cakewalk" almost completed.

written by Bureau, 21 June 2010
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Afghanistan Troop Pullout

Troop pullout in Afghanistan set for next summer, but has missed three already.

written by Bureau, 21 June 2010
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Over/Under Regulated

Tea partiers wary of regulation, even in BP spill. Could it be that present government won't allow thousands of boats to help clean it up because of regulations? Naaah!

written by Bureau, 21 June 2010
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Scum Worse Than Oil

Gulf paymaster: People are in 'desperate' shape here but it must be worse in Washington having to live with scum.

written by Bureau, 21 June 2010
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People On The Gulf Are Desperate

Gulf paymaster: People are in 'desperate' shape. BP CEO, back from yacht races, Obama & Biden, back from golf weekend, agree!

written by Bureau, 21 June 2010
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Pot Hurts Custody Battle

Medical pot can cost parents in custody disputes, especially those who have named kids, "Doobie" and "Mary Jane".

written by Bureau, 21 June 2010
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They Should Know

Hundreds urged to evacuate ahead of AZ wildfire. New Orleans says it's a curse because of illegal immigrant laws.

written by Bureau, 21 June 2010
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Some Good News For A Change

Family Attorney: Jackson children just normal kids. Let's hope so!

written by Bureau, 21 June 2010
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Piece Of Shit Still Around

One Star Bandit hits snippets site with 5 one-stars on one subject. Snippers proclaim: "Bring It On!"

written by Bureau, 21 June 2010
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Arizona Citizens Evacuate

Hundreds urged to evacuate ahead of AZ wildfire. Mexico protests that they're sending flames their way.

written by Bureau, 21 June 2010
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Afghans Abusing Heroin

Afghans increasingly abusing opium, heroin. Hard to understand with such peaceful people.

written by Bureau, 21 June 2010
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Afghans Abusing Opium

Afghans increasingly abusing opium, heroin. There's simply no reason for it in a beautiful land like that.

written by Bureau, 21 June 2010
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Radiation Leak?

Abnormal radiation detected near Korean border as bumbling Kim may wipe out his own country.

written by Bureau, 21 June 2010
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Montana Census First Completed, Still 47

Montana police guard zone damaged by tornado as storm blew away the only three houses in 10,000 acre area. Police on lookout for looter.

written by Bureau, 21 June 2010
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Quite A Blowout!

UK's Prince William celebrates 28th birthday with 20,000 candle cake!

written by Bureau, 21 June 2010
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In The Know!

Why Summer Begins Monday. Astronomers say it's because it's June 21st.

written by Bureau, 21 June 2010
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"We Did Locate One!"

Iran bans 2 IAEA inspectors from entering Iran. Asks only gay person to leave.

written by Bureau, 21 June 2010
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Sloot Reboots

Report: Van der Sloot retracts murder confession. "Just putting you on. See my lawyer."

written by Bureau, 21 June 2010
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Stonehenge Soltice

New Agers, neo-pagans, Edgar Cayce sleepers see Stonehenge solstice!

written by Bureau, 21 June 2010
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Chairman Mao Badly Shod

China cracks down on shoddy statues of Chairman Mao. Feet are like Bozo.

written by Bureau, 21 June 2010
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Shoddy Statues

China cracks down on shoddy statues of Chairman Mao, especially those with two faces.

written by Bureau, 21 June 2010
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Too Many Names

Report: Kurkish troops hunt down Turdish rebels. I'm sorry, Turkish troops hunt down Kurdish rebels.

written by Bureau, 21 June 2010
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Hard To Control Weather

Heavy rains kill at least 175 in southern China. Seeded cloud effect may be returning to haunt Chinese.

written by Bureau, 21 June 2010
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Major News Source Accused Of Making Up Names

Rights group says Kyrgyz police attack Uzbeks, say Ritzgyz. But Zrkkasz say no!

written by Bureau, 21 June 2010
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Canada's Economy Great #2

Canada's economy is suddenly the envy of the world. Mostly due to patents registered by the inventions of Red Green.

written by Bureau, 21 June 2010
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Canada's Economy Great

Canada's economy is suddenly the envy of the world. "No wonder", says Al Gore. "They'll catch global warming later than US."

written by Bureau, 21 June 2010
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Like A Rotisserie

Why Skin Cancer Is on the Rise? Hard to understand after more people out of the sun and into old-fashioned tanning beds.

written by Bureau, 21 June 2010
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Iran Still Posing

Iran bans 2 IAEA inspectors, Israeli commandos from entering Iran.

written by Bureau, 21 June 2010
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$2 Billion To Start

BP's Gulf oil spill costs reach $2 billion, and that's only a drop in the barrel.

written by Bureau, 21 June 2010
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Member Of Government Claims Less Expenses!

The Minister of Finances has reprimanded the member, adding that this sort of unthinking behaviour is demeaning to normal expense fiddling Members, and should be avoided at all costs.

written by Inchcock, 21 June 2010
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Irradiated Toadstool Discovery

Scientifically Proven
The affects of irradiated toadstool's on the nether regions of the Outer Mongolian Gungo bean crop, when the moon is full, is detrimental.

written by Inchcock, 21 June 2010
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Good News for State of Michigan!

It no longer has highest rate of unemployment in US. Is now second in that category. Way to go!

written by Charpa93, 21 June 2010
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Night Security Guard Caught Awake!

Alf Erder, night security officer for Sodyou Security confirmed this revelation as he was packing up his TV set, laptop, The Sun, and his 'Nudists on the beach' magazines.

written by Inchcock, 21 June 2010
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Woman Installs Knob Chompers Inside Butter Gutter.

A really, really mean, vindictive Physician in South Africa invents a female condom that acts as birth control By Disallowing Penetration.

That is all I have to say about that.

written by anthonyrosania, 21 June 2010
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Ponce Wins US Open, is pressured to kill herself.

The US Open was won by poof Grammy McDonglick, shooting an underwhelming PAR for the flipping Tournament. The LPGA has rejected his application because he's too fey to be a lady golfer. USA! USA!

written by anthonyrosania, 21 June 2010
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Hillary Clinton To Wave At Snipers in Pakistan Before Ducking

Hillary is ready to make amends for her ridiculous "I got shot at by snipers in Bosnia" claim.Mrs Clinton will be visiting Pakistan,and is looking forward to ducking from snipers for real this time.

written by ronin47empire, 21 June 2010
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Never Ate One

Scientists now say that modern man ate the Neanderthals. I hereby deny that neither myself nor my family ever ate a Neanderthal, unless of course, he was in the bushmeats they found in Paris recently.

written by Bureau, 21 June 2010
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2010 Census Early Report

2010 Census: Average politician in Washington 53, balding, takes steroids & Viagra and that's just the women.

written by Bureau, 21 June 2010
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Quite A Buzz

Some World Cup fans say they like the vuvuzelas! "You can get a buzz here without smoking anything."

written by Bureau, 21 June 2010
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Not Talking about Monks, Either

On Father's Day, Obama praises 'two-father' families, tree-father, sometimes up to five-father families.

written by Bureau, 21 June 2010
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That's Why We Always Said, "He Knew His Wife".

Visiting aliens secretly leave message to help advance the human race in sky for earthling to follow: "Earth Men Think With Wrong Organ!"

written by Bureau, 21 June 2010
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The Big Three

Makers of Cialis, Levitra and Viagra stocks climb as they point the way towards a bare market!

written by Bureau, 21 June 2010
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Following Protocol

During trial American guards were asked why they stacked naked POW's naked on the floor. "Because we were running them through showers! We followed protocol and put the General on top.""

written by Bureau, 21 June 2010
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Big Bang No Theory

Hottest temperature ever causes science group meeting to discuss the Big Bang! "Everyone got so hot and bothered", explained nude scientist to police. "It just happened!"

written by Bureau, 21 June 2010
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Headed Back

Alaskan family gives up on small-town North Dakota after meeting three people in the past two years. Two crowded here. People nosing into everything.

written by Bureau, 21 June 2010
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Before Twilight #12

One rejected title of the Twilight series before the author came up with "Twilight" was, "Jacob Hears A Howl!"

written by Bureau, 21 June 2010
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Before Twilight #11

One rejected title of the Twilight series before the author came up with "Twilight" was, "Love At First Bite"

written by Bureau, 21 June 2010
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Before Twilight # 9

One rejected title of the Twilight series before the author came up with "Twilight" was, "Midnight Howl Boy"

written by Bureau, 21 June 2010
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Before Twilight #8

One rejected title of the Twilight series before the author came up with "Twilight" was, "Fang "Em High!"

written by Bureau, 21 June 2010
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Before Twilight #7

One rejected title of the Twilight series before the author came up with "Twilight" was, "Our Neck Of The Woods"

written by Bureau, 21 June 2010
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Before Twilight #6

One rejected title of the Twilight series before the author came up with "Twilight" was, "It Happened Every Night"

written by Bureau, 21 June 2010
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Before Twilight #5

One rejected title of the Twilight series before the author came up with "Twilight" was, "Suck Soup"

written by Bureau, 21 June 2010
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Before Twilight #4

One rejected title of the Twilight series before the author came up with "Twilight" was, "Easy Biter"

written by Bureau, 21 June 2010
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Before Twilight #3

One rejected title of the Twilight series before the author came up with "Twilight" was, "Hot Blood In The City"

written by Bureau, 21 June 2010
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Before Twilight #2

One rejected title of the Twilight series before the author came up with "Twilight" was, Fangs A Lot, Charlie Brown Cullen"

written by Bureau, 21 June 2010
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Before Twilight

One rejected title of the Twilight series before the author came up with "Twilight" was, "Edward & Isabella's Excellent Adventure"

written by Bureau, 21 June 2010
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