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Still Manages To Sneak Out At Night

Hillary Clinton reveals that all of Bill's pajamas she has bought him have bells on.

written by Bureau, 18 June 2010
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Virtual Result Passifies England Fans!

England win 7-1 on XBox Live!

written by iscrivener, 18 June 2010
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Sports Needed

Too many sports channels on cable. "Flaming Fart Race from Little Rock funny but not a real sport.

written by Bureau, 18 June 2010
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Madman Goes To Ground!

You havent seen me.................right!!!

written by armfeetandtoe, 18 June 2010
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Madman Still On The Loose

Right, I F*ckin warned you not to read this.........I'm coming to get you...............

written by armfeetandtoe, 18 June 2010
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Madman On The Loose!

Read this, and I'm going to kill you.................

written by armfeetandtoe, 18 June 2010
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Gordons Gone Brown!

When asked where he got the suntan, Gordon Brown replied;
"I canny afford a holiday, so me an the messes have te rub awer selves doon whi gravy powder"

written by armfeetandtoe, 18 June 2010
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Song Writer #11

Swift among diverse honorees at Songwriters Hall. Writers of "Monster Mash" and "Mmmm Bop?" passed over again.

written by Bureau, 18 June 2010
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Songwriters #10

Swift among diverse honorees at Songwriters Hall. Writers of "Kung Fu Fighting" and "Purple People Eater" passed over again.

written by Bureau, 18 June 2010
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Songwriters #9

Swift among diverse honorees at Songwriters Hall. Writers of "The Disco Duck" and "It's Me Again, Margaret" passed over again.

written by Bureau, 18 June 2010
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Songwriters #8

Swift among diverse honorees at Songwriters Hall. Writers of "Hello Muddah, Hello Fattah" and "Beep Beep!" passed over again.

written by Bureau, 18 June 2010
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Songwriters #7

Swift among diverse honorees at Songwriters Hall. Writers of "Gitarzan" and "Along Came Jones" passed over again.

written by Bureau, 18 June 2010
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Songwriters #6

Swift among diverse honorees at Songwriters Hall. Writers of "They're Coming To Take Me Away" and "I Like Onions" passed over again.

written by Bureau, 18 June 2010
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Altercation at No 10 again

Just in: Another disturance at No 10 today, caused concern when three members of the cabinet fought over ownership of the Thomas the Tank shaped nail brush in the gents.

written by Inchcock, 18 June 2010
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Altercation at No 10

Just in from Downing Street - an altercation took place this morning between memebers of the cabinet. Damage was caused to nappies, dummies, and a rocking horse. More later.

written by Inchcock, 18 June 2010
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Obama Catches Fire in The Gulf....

...ignites leaking methane. BP demands compensation.

written by Jill The Shill, 18 June 2010
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Prince Charles upsets President Sarkozy during visit

Throws wreath over statue of Charles de Gaulle and shouts 'Hoopla!'

written by Roy Turse, 18 June 2010
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Germany 0-1 Serbia

Germany say it's a shame, but they are saving all their good penalties for after extra time against England.

written by Roy Turse, 18 June 2010
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No Coleman Funeral

No funeral after cremation of Gary Coleman's remains as there was absolutely nothing left.

written by Bureau, 18 June 2010
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Honor Could Backfire!

Nobel-winning Portuguese novelist Saramago dies. Is the curse to hit Obama next?

written by Bureau, 18 June 2010
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Computer Dating Needs Oversight

Many nerds are saying that computer dating is fun. "You just need to keep an eye on one who just chauffeured one date at a Barnes & Noble Store In Nashville.

written by Bureau, 18 June 2010
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Carla Brunei Matches Husband

Carla Brunei visited London today wearing a grey Dior dress. "I am doing zis in sympathy with my usband's hair, I just don't want to let him feel left out." she said.

written by IN SEINE, 18 June 2010
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Holes Are Different.

TIGER WHINES: 'The holes are much different at Golf Classic. Most say they are sure that they are extremely different than most where hes been playing.

written by Bureau, 18 June 2010
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Service Stations Going To "Half- Gallon"?

$7-a-gallon gas? It'll never happen, Claims Obama. "However, I can see $3.50 for a half gallon."

written by Bureau, 18 June 2010
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Cat: I'm Suing!

Son, cat extremely upset as heiress mother leaves £8m to her DOGS, £17m to her housekeepers... and just £650,000 to him


written by Bureau, 18 June 2010
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Give You A Pretty Good Guess

Scientists analyse ancient plants, sheep entrails to work out when the Egyptian kings ruled.

written by Bureau, 18 June 2010
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Check To See If They Look Spikey!

Thousands of British women in dangerous breast implants alert as hair-style gel used by mistake.


written by Bureau, 18 June 2010
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Bore Being Banned

Radical preacher banned from entering UK for saying 'every Muslim should be a terrorist' -for stating the obvious.

written by Bureau, 18 June 2010
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August: Happy New Year!

Town hall under fire for spending thousands on three-day Christmas party in July. "It keeps the moral up", states naked drunk employee."

written by Bureau, 18 June 2010
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Innocent Man Jailed

Innocent man jailed for 3 years over false rape claim - despite police knowing 'victim' was a fantasist and that it happened on the moon.

written by Bureau, 18 June 2010
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Guide Dogs Attacked

Three guide dogs attacked every month on British streets... mostly by bull terriers, winos disturbed from sleeping on the streets and alleys.

written by Bureau, 18 June 2010
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Father Needs To Be Around

Babies more likely to survive and thrive when fathers are involved with pregnancy. Sperm banks object to findings.

written by Bureau, 18 June 2010
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Songwriters #5

Swift among diverse honorees at Songwriters Hall. Writers of "Wake Me Up Before You Go Go" and "Grandma Got Ran Over By A Reindeer" passed over again.

written by Bureau, 18 June 2010
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Songwriters #4

Swift among diverse honorees at Songwriters Hall. Writers of "You're Having My Baby" and "Who Let The Dog's Out?" passed over again.

written by Bureau, 18 June 2010
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Opponents Getting Rough

Roger Federer handed tough draw for Wimbledon, Octoman, from Titan!

written by Bureau, 18 June 2010
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Not Too Much Attending

Exhibit at Grand Canyon features park's plants, rocks, dirt.

written by Bureau, 18 June 2010
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John Rocks Israel

Elton John rocks Israel after other artists cancel. "We get to see enough rocks as it is", says one attendee.

written by Bureau, 18 June 2010
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Female Viagra Falls Short

FDA: 'Female Viagra' falls short, although breasts do appear to hover.

written by Bureau, 18 June 2010
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Songwriters Hall Of Fame

Swift among diverse honorees at Songwriters Hall. "Ghostbusters", "Mickey's Monkey" passed over again.

written by Bureau, 18 June 2010
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US Congressional Lynch Mob

BP CEO Tony Hayward dubbed only sane person at US Congressional lynch mob "Investigation" into oil spill.

written by fredflange, 18 June 2010
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Kind Of Vague

Abuse of meds sends as many to ER as illegal drugs, argue potheads, or it sounded like that what they are saying.

written by Bureau, 18 June 2010
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Ethanol Blend Shelved

US decision on ethanol blend put off until fall. Won't say what year.

written by Bureau, 18 June 2010
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Obama Nightmares

Gulf oil leak video could haunt Obama as Michelle says he has began making bubbly noises in his sleep.

written by Bureau, 18 June 2010
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More Trouble For The Gulf

Gulf oil full of methane, adding new concerns as beached whale explodes!

written by Bureau, 18 June 2010
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Sarkozy Quotes de Gaulle

Sarkozy marks de Gaulle's famed wartime appeal: "RETREAT!"

written by Bureau, 18 June 2010
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A Word From Nessie

Sea creatures flee oil spill, gather near shore. Nessie warns BP CEO to keep his distance.

written by Bureau, 18 June 2010
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Modern Teaching Techniques

LA teacher makes algebra cool with a hip-hop beat. Math, with a sperm's chances to make the big time!

written by Bureau, 18 June 2010
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SpaghettiOs Recalled

Campbell Soup recalls 15M pounds of SpaghettiOs! Still more good news after this short commercial.

written by Bureau, 18 June 2010
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What Economy?

Obama dashing to Ohio to keep economy out front. Bypasses Detroit once again!

written by Bureau, 18 June 2010
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Songwriters #3

Swift among diverse honorees at Songwriters Hall. Writers of "1,2,3 A,B,C" and "The Streak" passed over again.

written by Bureau, 18 June 2010
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Songwriters #2

Swift among diverse honorees at Songwriters Hall. Writers of "Teen Angel" & "Louie, Louie" passed over again.

written by Bureau, 18 June 2010
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Songwriters Convention

Swift among diverse honorees at Songwriters Hall. Writers of "Achy Breaky Heart", "Don't Worry, Be Happy" passed over again.

written by Bureau, 18 June 2010
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Looking For Prankster

Utah firing squad executes convicted killer after blank prank that no one thought was funny.

written by Bureau, 18 June 2010
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Firefighters In Bliss

Officials: Firefighters gaining on Fort Bliss wonderful fire!
"A challenge, but fun", states wildly exuberant firefighter.

written by Bureau, 18 June 2010
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Oil Slick Hits Humans

Michael Phelps, gold-winning Olympic swimmer now being cleaned up from oil slick.

written by Bureau, 18 June 2010
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BP In More Trouble

Sea creatures flee oil spill, gather near shore, plot revenge on BP around the world.

written by Bureau, 18 June 2010
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May Wear Aprons In Back

Feds announce arrests in crackdown of flashing plumbers, other repairmen.

written by Bureau, 18 June 2010
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Feds Announce Crack Down

Feds announce arrests in gorgeous frog crackdown. I'm sorry, that should read: "mortgage fraud crackdown"

written by Bureau, 18 June 2010
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"Boogey On In Here, Bishop!"

Vatican endorses "The Blues Brothers". Pope Benedict especially loves "I'm A Soul Man".

written by Bureau, 18 June 2010
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Jake, Elwood & Pope Benedict!

Vatican endorses "The Blues Brothers" but not "The Blue Traveler" as they were not on a mission.

written by Bureau, 18 June 2010
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Sea Turtle Loves Slow-Motion Shots

Sea turtle films self, becomes YouTube sensation. Sharks consider using same to present better image.

written by Bureau, 18 June 2010
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What Else?

Gulf oil full of methane, harmful gas adding new concerns. Workers asked not to smoke, fart while cleaning up.

written by Bureau, 18 June 2010
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Wayne Bridge pumps Terry's wife

Wayne Bridge finally pumps John Terry's wife, while the former skipper is on duty with England in South Africa a report suggests

written by JackLenny, 18 June 2010
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There's just one time I look forward to stopping at a red light

....it's when I have to finish that text message I started.

written by Agatha Nipps, 18 June 2010
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Recent survey shows what men have really thought for generations

A recent UCLA survey on women showed 10% of men liked women with thin legs. Another 15% of men preferred women with muscular legs. The rest liked something in between.

written by Agatha Nipps, 18 June 2010
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Adam Lambert pressures companies to promote a 'more gay awareness public attitude'

As recently as last week, Lambert worked with the K-Y Company to place missing gerbil photos on the labels of all its products.

written by Agatha Nipps, 18 June 2010
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The US Government changing is symbol from an eagle to a condom

After all, a condom stands for inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of dicks, and gives you a sense of security while actually being screwed.

written by Agatha Nipps, 18 June 2010
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According to NASA a newly discovered comet just crashed into our sun...

The Obama administration's Homeland Security chief, Janet Napolitano, plans a rescue mission but to be safe, will wait until after dark.

written by Agatha Nipps, 18 June 2010
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If anyone just happens to talk to Obama, please...

Please, please, please never mention what comes after a trillion!

written by Agatha Nipps, 18 June 2010
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Most any man will say that a women's fantasy is to have two men at once...

But if you would delve deeper the two men theory really is one man cooking and one man washing dishes!

written by Agatha Nipps, 18 June 2010
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2014 World Cup to be Played Underwater

The world's top footballers are set to put in extra swimming practice after FIFA announced this week that the 2014 World Cup will be held at the bottom of the Pacific Ocean.

written by Darwin, 18 June 2010
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Miley's Vagina Breaks Silence!

Miley's vagina went on Larry King Live in response to stories that appeared on thespoof.com. "I'm only 17, Larry. Isn't it improper to write stories about children's privates?"

written by anthonyrosania, 18 June 2010
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Welcome to Management 101

President Obama is to enroll in evening executive management courses next year. The president will have lots of free time once the Republicans regain control of both houses of Congress!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 18 June 2010
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More and More New Political Bumper Stickers Appear

New bumper stickers are appearing on Democratic Liberal owned Prius automobiles, next to the Obama for Change stickers. The message reads "Is it November 2012 Yet, Vote Republican!"

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 18 June 2010
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Ireland Declares War on Britain

BP Board Chairman says "we care about the small people!" Ireland's prime minister thought he said "little people" and immediately declared war on Britain for meddling in Irish matters!"

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 18 June 2010
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EPA is a "F**ked-Up" Organization

Congress must fire the rabid environmentalist EPA administrator & file criminal charges against her. What kind of moron refuses foreign oil skimmers because they only pick up 90% of spilled oil!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 18 June 2010
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Executive Decision Time

Russia & China conclude, the only solution to Iran's nuclear ambitions is to destroy enrichment sites. President Obama was asked to join them, but said he first had to task a fact finding commission!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 18 June 2010
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Environmentalism is a Disease

A psychiatric group has declared rabid environmentalism a mental disease. Symptoms of the affliction are being anal retentive, never getting laid and pissing off every normal person on the planet.

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 18 June 2010
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BP Oil Company Escrow Account

BP opens an escrow account to compensate gulf residents affected by the oil leak. Former VP Al Gore hired to keep the money in a lock box, preventing HS Pelosi from spending this money on her office!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 18 June 2010
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Presidential Decision Making

President Obama is compensating for his lack of executive experience! Secret Service agents sweeping the Oval Office for bugs found a Ouijas Board & Astrology Charts hidden under the president's desk.

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 18 June 2010
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Muslims Claim Discrimination

A UN committee is to investigate discrimination against Muslims by interviewing approximately 1 billion Muslims. The committee will publish its findings in 500,000 years!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 18 June 2010
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BP Oil Leak to be Fixed by Obama's Oil Czar

President Obama has appointed an Oil Czar, tasked with getting the gulf oil leak stopped. The new Czar was seen in New Orleans LA wearing scuba gear and carrying a pipe wrench!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 18 June 2010
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Pope Condemns Scanners

Pope condemns misuse of Airport scanners, also thousands of strip-searches! Asks, "Whatever happened to throwing them in the river and seeing if they float?"

written by Bureau, 18 June 2010
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A Happy Happy Place

Although Hawaii voted the most happy state recently, Arkansas say "Then how come we have the most people in the happy houses?"

written by Bureau, 18 June 2010
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The Dog Whisperer

Dog trainer who tried to kill his wife before committing suicide often told his neighbors that they wouldn't believe what their pet dogs say about them. "They're animals!"

written by Bureau, 18 June 2010
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Fourth Time Around

Kirstie Alley says she now feels a lot better about herself after hearing that Rush Limbaugh just got married for the fourth time.

written by Bureau, 18 June 2010
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Tipper Gore: The Real Al

Tipper Gore: You could always tell when Al wanted to get playful in bed. He'd loosen his tie.

written by Bureau, 18 June 2010
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Those Old Pros

Study reveals that nearly 75% of ugly old prostitutes have Carpel Tunnel Syndrome!

written by Bureau, 18 June 2010
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More Lawyer Hits #10

New 2010 reveals lawyers have other song favorites that "Lawyers In Love", among them "Sitting In The Dock Of The Bay"

written by Bureau, 18 June 2010
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More Lawyer Hits #9

New 2010 reveals lawyers have other song favorites that "Lawyers In Love", among them "Somewhere, Beyond The Plea"

written by Bureau, 18 June 2010
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More Lawyer Hits #8

New 2010 reveals lawyers have other song favorites that "Lawyers In Love", among them "It's A Beautiful Sworn-In""

written by Bureau, 18 June 2010
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More Lawyer Hits #7

New 2010 reveals lawyers have other song favorites that "Lawyers In Love", among them "Since I bailed For You"

written by Bureau, 18 June 2010
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More Lawyer Hits #6

New 2010 reveals lawyers have other song favorites that "Lawyers In Love", among them "Love Motion #9"

written by Bureau, 18 June 2010
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