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Mutated With Swine That Wallowed In It!

Obama admits that mass graves could be dug for winter bout of the Gulf Oil Flu, "but you shouldn't be worried about it."

written by Bureau, 28 July 2010
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Gets The Last Word

Rabbi fired from the synagogue gives one final Ironic Blessing.

written by Bureau, 28 July 2010
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"Bruno! Stop That!"

Family dog catches the blame of messy house from Mom, eating their homework from the kids and farting from the Dad. Moves out to doghouse.

written by Bureau, 28 July 2010
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Bureau Defended

FBI director defends Bureau over entrance test cheating. Abel Rodriguiz, Skoob help Bureau as character witnesses. "They're all characters if you ask me" -Judge!

written by Bureau, 28 July 2010
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Two For Two

Top Hot Dog Eater wins second First Place Trophy the very next day at the Top Crapper's Event!

written by Bureau, 28 July 2010
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Chicago Gangs Ready

Chicago-area gangs use sports team clothing as signs tell Obama they are ready for November elections that his candidate has already won.

written by Bureau, 28 July 2010
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8.7 Billion Dollars Disappears

Defense Dept. can't account for $8.7 billion. Obama to have staff frisked from now on.

written by Bureau, 28 July 2010
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#2 Stinks

Al Qaeda No. 2, apparently back from the dead, threatens more U.S. Attacks.

written by Bureau, 28 July 2010
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David Cameron Hitler Link!

UK PM David Cameron has announced a multi million pound project to clone cells from a strand of Adolf Hitler's hair sample held in the Imperial War Museum!

written by iscrivener, 28 July 2010
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UK Citizen Personal Responsibility Policy Act

David Cameron has announced that he is giving support to Theresa May's idea of giving power to local communities to form Vigilante groups to combat local identified ASBOS.

written by iscrivener, 28 July 2010
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Football - English FA To Introduce CRB Checks!

UK FA supremo Sir Trevor Brooking has announced that the Football Association is to introduce CRB checks on ALL its players and members - the 2010/11 football season has been cancelled!

written by iscrivener, 28 July 2010
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UK Asbos Laughing All The Way To Their Next Offence!

UK Home Secretary Theresa May has had her windows put through but is not reporting the incident for politically financial reasons!

written by iscrivener, 28 July 2010
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Judge Rules in Arizona Case

Judge rules it's not illegal for an illegal to work.But its illegal to hire an illegal and it is legal to pick an illegal up to work and illegally block traffic.Arizona will appeal

written by Malanlittle, 28 July 2010
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Mixup At Vatican

Confused Pope Benedict accidentally makes Osama Bin Laden a saint. "I got it mixed with the voodoo curse" states pontiff with dead chicken in his hand.

written by Bureau, 28 July 2010
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They Still Worked Until You Told Us!

Older Americans caught sneaking back across Mexican border with drugs they purchased at cheaper price. However, they were let go later in the day when the drugs were found to be jumping bean placebos.

written by Bureau, 28 July 2010
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New Disease Related to Bells Palsy Identified

Medical researcher investigating Bells Palsy,condition that causes face to sag. Discovered new strain that effect the testicle making one hang lower than other. It was named Balls Palsy by researchers

written by Malanlittle, 28 July 2010
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CNN A Riot!

CNN: "This just in, there is a riot going on somewhere... but we have no sound. Now we do. OH IT"S HERE!!"

written by Bureau, 28 July 2010
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Ruse Didn't Work Somehow

Sheriff Roy Knuckles of Bear Wallow, Kentucky closes down "Jim Bob's Male Prostitute" establishment owned and ran by bald-headed 295-pound Jim Bob, hisself. "No customers in 3 years anyway!"

written by Bureau, 28 July 2010
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Getting Confidence Back

Shoe-Bomber proudly tells reporters that no one in his family has ever lost a sock in a dryer!

written by Bureau, 28 July 2010
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"What's The Smell? We'll Be Right Back!"

Rush Limbaugh no longer poo-poos the idea that someone left a flaming bag of dog shit on floor outside broadcast booth.

written by Bureau, 28 July 2010
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Turkey Denies Any Knowledge!

"PLO Relief Boat Captain: "Who put all these sting missiles in with the dried fruit?"

written by Bureau, 28 July 2010
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Obama Denies Closeness To Wright

President Obama: Actually Preacher "Jerry The Merry" Wright and I were never that close.

written by Bureau, 28 July 2010
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Happening Everywhere

Record heat, floods, fires and tornadoes not related to terrorists, says Home Security.

written by Bureau, 28 July 2010
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Cost-Cutting Moves

Congress, in a move to save money, moves to lay off 50 Senators. Bill not expected to make it through the Senate.

written by Bureau, 28 July 2010
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Had His VISA With Him

Home Security briefly caught and held the Devil for questioning today but then let him go.

written by Bureau, 28 July 2010
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Bin Laden OK

A representative of al-Qaida on al-Jazeera TV says that article in "World Meekly News" about Bin Laden Being killed by asteroid completely untrue.

written by Bureau, 28 July 2010
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Where Are They Now? Lou Dobbs

Lou Dobbs is in Yuma, Arizona hiding from the Mexican Drug Cartels who have vowed to find him and turn him into a soprano.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 28 July 2010
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Where Are They Now? Dick Cheney

No one really knows where Dick Cheney, the former vice-president has gone and even less really care.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 28 July 2010
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Where Are They Now? Barry Bonds

Ex-baseball great Barry Bonds is working as a bouncer at a gay sports bar in San Francisco.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 28 July 2010
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Where Are They Now? Condoleezza Rice

Condoleezza Rice, who was George Bush's secretary of state, was last seen outside of Oprah Winfrey's Chicago mansion muttering "Hey let's me in Miss Oprah, I be a black gal just like you be."

written by Abel Rodriguez, 28 July 2010
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Where Are They Now? Donald Rumsfeld

Donald Rumsfeld, the former secretary of defense during the George W. Bush administration, was recently rejected as a contestant on America's Got Talent. He appeared billed as "The Lying Comedian."

written by Abel Rodriguez, 28 July 2010
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It's OK Nancy!

News of a ban on bullfighting caught House Speaker Nancy Pelosi off guard today until she got it right. "I thought the ban was on "Bull-shitting" there for awhile."

written by Bureau, 28 July 2010
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Women Singing Away!

Condoleezza and Aretha's R-E-S-P-E-C-T! Followed by Elin and Tipper Gore's D-I-V-O-R-C-E!

written by Bureau, 28 July 2010
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Az Sheriff Toughens Stand

AZ Sheriff to Protesters: If You Block the Jail, We'll place you where you can protest from the inside!

written by Bureau, 28 July 2010
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Swift-Boated Again!

Kerry Vows to Pay After Yacht Tax Uproar! "How do you think we got rich in the first place?"

written by Bureau, 28 July 2010
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Asteroid To Hit Earth

Asteroid May Hit Earth in 2012, Scientists Warn. I'm sorry, that should be "2182". Hey! Where is everybody?

written by Bureau, 28 July 2010
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Strange Experience

A patient in an Omaha, Neb. hospital claims that she was awake during part of her surgery, overhearing, "Well, we can't sew her back up until she leaves that 'out of body' experience. Come on back!"

written by Bureau, 28 July 2010
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No More "Bruce's Fruity"

ComPost Cereal has announced that they are dropping their "Bruce's Fruity Cheerios" cereal.

written by Bureau, 28 July 2010
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Lewinsky no show at Clinton nuptials

Organisers of Chelsea Clinton's pending nuptials have denied that Monica Lewinsky will make an appearance at her wedding. "That mole has had her day" a spokesperson for Clinton remarked with irony.

written by whatinthe world, 28 July 2010
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Italy Is Doing Away With The Politics of Politics

The Global Political Movement League is looking into the charges that Italy wants to replace its political parties with All-You-Can-Eat Pizza Parties.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 28 July 2010
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Lions Are Not Vegetarians

The Order of International Food Ingredients has finally admitted that yes food consumers may find traces of zebra balls in some of their lion steaks.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 28 July 2010
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The Hazards of Eating Uncooked Kenyan Baboon Breasts

The World Citizens Health Organization has stressed to the citizens of Kenya that eating uncooked baboon breasts can make a man sterile and a woman lazy.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 28 July 2010
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Donald Trump Has Won Yet Another Well-Deserved Award

The Ugly Hair Society of North America has again named Donald Trump as the recipient of its coveted "Hair From Hell Award."

written by Abel Rodriguez, 28 July 2010
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The Food in Upper Shambutu Is Kind of on The Different Side

The International Food Federation wants to stress to some of the third world countries (again) that dust and lint are not considered a part of the four basic food groups.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 28 July 2010
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Bengals Sign Owens!

AP Sources: Bengals reach deal with Terrel Owens. Owens may be after "Played for the most teams" record.

written by Bureau, 28 July 2010
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Delta Fined

Delta Air Lines subsidiary fined for bumping, grinding, Miley style.

written by Bureau, 28 July 2010
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ABC News Programmer Resigns

ABC programming chief McPherson abruptly resigns. "Can't work here any longer. Everything changed when Obama group bought ABC News."

written by Bureau, 28 July 2010
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French First Lady Filming Again

French first lady begins filming latest Allen flick, once again completely in the nude!

written by Bureau, 28 July 2010
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Getting New Faces

New program rebuilding faces of soldiers, veterans, politicians.

written by Bureau, 28 July 2010
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That's A No-No!

In midst of river cleanup, supporters are divided, changing horses.

written by Bureau, 28 July 2010
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Cosmonauts Take Spacewalk

2 Russian cosmonauts complete spacewalk with help of alien boyscout.

written by Bureau, 28 July 2010
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White House Partying!

Democrats attacking GOP as tea party. GOP attacking Obama as Permanent Partying Party!

written by Bureau, 28 July 2010
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All Women Candidates In Oklahoma

Women to head GOP, Democratic tickets in Oklahoma, or "Cow Country" as Kinky Friedman says.

written by Bureau, 28 July 2010
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Take It Like a Man

Blagojevich's fate to be in the hands of jurors who ask that he quit whining.

written by Bureau, 28 July 2010
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France, Japan Have Had Enough

Explosion rocks Japanese tanker in Persian Gulf. Japan declares war on al-Qaida. Or it could have been an explosion fish.

written by Bureau, 28 July 2010
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Az. Didn't Need New Law

Arizona helped deport thousands without new law. "Didn't really need the new law", states Guv. "just wanted to piss off Obama."

written by Bureau, 28 July 2010
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Home Grown Terrorists?

Calif. wildfires burn 30-plus homes, threaten 150 as police show al-Qaida agent caught in Smokey the Bear outfit.

written by Bureau, 28 July 2010
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Much Leaner Company

BP hopes to turn page with new CEO, leaner company: especially after lawsuits are settled.

written by Bureau, 28 July 2010
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New 3D Camcorders

Panasonic introduces 3-D camcorder for consumers. "So here I am taking my Viagra pill & watch what happens in only 30 minutes. But we can chat through the next 25 or so."

written by Bureau, 28 July 2010
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Tempting The Neighbors

Panasonic introduces 3-D camcorder for consumers. "This one shows our visit to a nudist colony. No clothes allowed. Look at George's dong. He was so proud. Sort of jumps out at you doesn't it?"

written by Bureau, 28 July 2010
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Panasonic introduces 3-D Camcorders

Panasonic introduces 3-D camcorder for consumers. "And here we are, everyone of us puking over the port side."

written by Bureau, 28 July 2010
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New 3D Camcorders

Panasonic introduces 3-D camcorder for consumers. Now neighbors can show you childbirth as if he's popping out into your arms!

written by Bureau, 28 July 2010
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Second Student Sues

A 2nd lawsuit has been filed against a suburban Philadelphia school district accused of spying on students through cameras in school-issued laptops. Accused say they were merely testing cheats.

written by Bureau, 28 July 2010
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Journalists Missing

4 journalists reported missing in northern Mexico. Police on both sides wonder what could have happened in such a beautiful, peaceful area.

written by Bureau, 28 July 2010
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FIB Or FBI?

FBI scrutinized over test cheating. But passed it anyway by coming up with brilliant plan to cheat. Shows initiative!

written by Bureau, 28 July 2010
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FBI Test Cheating

APNewsBreak: FBI scrutinized over test cheating. Broke in and copied answers the night before.

written by Bureau, 28 July 2010
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NYC Settles Lawsuit

NYC settles 50-bullet cop lawsuit for $7 million. Cops admit shooting unarmed man was going to far.

written by Bureau, 28 July 2010
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Another Brilliant Discovery

Credit card fees transfer wealth to rich, study finds. "Sort od like money when we buy things."

written by Bureau, 28 July 2010
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France At War

France declares war on Al-Qaida! Builds another Maginot Line!

written by Bureau, 28 July 2010
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France declares War

France declares war against al-Qaida. Might as well fight back a bit.

written by Bureau, 28 July 2010
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Robert Pattinson is Jeremy Vine's love child

Questions were raised when Twilight Star Pattinson was pictured beside Vine, bearing an uncanny resemblance to one of the BEEBs top men. Neither were available for comment!

written by Magic Fingers 1966, 28 July 2010
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A BP Quiz?

Share your story: How well is BP handling Gulf oil-spill claims? "About as well as they handled the oil spill", say many.

written by Bureau, 28 July 2010
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Arizona: Is Everyone Deaf?

Arizona helped deport thousands without new law. "They were here ILLEGALLY people, do you not have ears?"

written by Bureau, 28 July 2010
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Truth Comes Out

Great grandson of Alan Kingery admits that Floyd Collins ears were not eaten off by cave crickets by the time his body was pulled from cave. "My grandfather was also trapped for awhile and ate them."

written by Bureau, 28 July 2010
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Estimate They Will Reach Another State By 2075

Even though they are told not to take any rock souvenirs home with them, visitors to Mammoth Cave National Park have extended passageways from 350 miles underground to 355 miles.

written by Bureau, 28 July 2010
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Gassy Place

Fat man who tried to run out without paying, after eating at Taco Tico for an hour, tasered by pursuing police...explodes!

written by Bureau, 28 July 2010
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Fossilized Democrats New Election Strategy

House Speaker Pelosi & Senate Majority Leader Reid claim former President George W Bush was responsible for the extinction of the dinosaurs. (The DOI MMS was responsible for faking the evidence.)

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 28 July 2010
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Border Security

Arizona, New Mexico & Texas construction crews to build a 30' high, 64 mile fence along Washington DC Beltway to send a message to President Obama & Congressional Democrats about illegal immigration!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 28 July 2010
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Some Starlets Disagree

Overheard at Tea Party rally, "Americans don't want the federal government in their wallets & underwear!" Paris Hilton, Britney Spears & Lindsay Lohan took exception to the last part of the statement!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 28 July 2010
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US Department of Justice Turf War

US DOJ sues Arizona about their new illegal immigrant apprehension law. Yet US DOJ allows ICE to fingerprint arrested criminal suspects, determine if they are illegal immigrants & deport these people!





written by Philbert of Macadamia, 28 July 2010
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Former VP Gore Calls Global Warming a Hoax

Gore said "I have been duped!" The real problem is the molten iron core of the Earth is leaking into space, in 50 years there will be another Ice Age. Micronesia will be a skier's paradise & I own it!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 28 July 2010
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EPA Sues White House and Congress

It was just a matter of time until the EPA sued the White House and Congress over air and water pollution. Both branches of government are guilty of dumping toxic assets and spewing smelly bullshit!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 28 July 2010
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A Good Spanking is Needed


US House passes War Funding bill (same as US Senate), without any added Democratic far left liberal social spending. House Speaker Pelosi and House Majority Leader Hoyer whine like six year olds.


written by Philbert of Macadamia, 28 July 2010
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Tropical Storm Voter Forming

Hurricane Voter is predicted by NOAA to hit mainland USA in November 2010. The exact category of the storm is still unpredictable. Congressional Democrats are directing OBAMA to prepare for the worst!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 28 July 2010
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Election Trifecta

Do you want to be a winner in the November elections in your state? You must pick three Democratic losers such as Senate Majority Leader Reid, House Speaker Pelosi & a Senate/House/Governor choice.

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 28 July 2010
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It Worked!

Half the town wiped out as elementary student shows off his new science class invention.

written by Bureau, 28 July 2010
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Somebody Will Pay For This

Good looking women getting suspicious of "Suppository Bomber" warning and search every time the get to the airport.

written by Bureau, 28 July 2010
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