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Looked The Part

Celebrities appeal for Haiti Relief in televised fundraising concert has surprise visit from President. Barack Obama did a version of BB King's "The Thrill Is Gone" after losing health care vote.

written by Bureau, 24 January 2010
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Obama Chasing Moderates

Obama endorses deficit commission plan to begin after November. Not clear in what year.

written by Bureau, 24 January 2010
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Bush Still On WMD

Former president George Bush says that Saddam Hussein even mentioned weapons of mass destruction in fictional novel he was writing.

written by Bureau, 24 January 2010
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Foreign Language In US Homes

One in four Americans speaks a foreign language at home, mostly "teenage twitter".

written by Bureau, 24 January 2010
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"Funding" shortfall Leads to Afghan Vote Delay

I thought is was a lack of non-corrupt candidates.

written by Richard DagNabbit, 24 January 2010
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Islamist Boycott

Middle East: Radical Islamists call for boycott of all
American-made products except for Viagra.

written by Bureau, 24 January 2010
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Former Patient Reveals All

Report of sexual hi-jinks using whips, handcuffs and whipped mayonnaise at the Mayo Clinic.

written by Bureau, 24 January 2010
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Obama Gets Good News

After having a really bad week last week President Obama hears some good news. He's saving hundreds of dollars in auto insurance.

written by Bureau, 24 January 2010
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What the Government Has in Mind for Your 401K

Nab it, Spend it!

written by Richard DagNabbit, 24 January 2010
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White House Leaks

President Obama discovers that the recent leaks at the White House came from those beer conferences.

written by Bureau, 24 January 2010
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New Bank Mortgage Plan Approved by O'Bomba

Now your paycheck will be sent directly to your creditors, they will send you anything that remains after all deductions.

written by Richard DagNabbit, 24 January 2010
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Who Knew?

No one knew that those identifying themselves as Dittoheads calling in on Rush Limbaugh meant that they were hooked on prescription drugs.

written by Bureau, 24 January 2010
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Haiti Recovers 150,000 bodies

O'Bomba orders "Green Energy" project implementation.......soylent green production to start immediately.

written by Richard DagNabbit, 24 January 2010
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Wal Mart Cuts over 11,000 Jobs

In effort to reduce all labor costs to minimum wage.

Perfect. I can't wait to apply for one of the new positions.

written by Richard DagNabbit, 24 January 2010
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Should Cencus Use the word "Negro" ???

Hmmm, I thought Harry Reid already decided "only if they have a negro dialect"

written by Richard DagNabbit, 24 January 2010
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Texas News Drought

Those Texan reporters were having a poor day. The best headline they had to work on was "Scandal: Tanned Sandalled Banned Vandals in the Panhandle Manhandle Scammed Candlestick-maker".

written by MonkeyInTheBath, 24 January 2010
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Dillinger Getaway Car Sold for $ 165,000

To Michele O'Bomba who is now waiting impatiently for the Mr. to clear out and hop in for a getaway....

to some place south of the border.

written by Richard DagNabbit, 24 January 2010
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Valerie Jarrett Says O'Bomba Has Changed the Way the U.S.is Viewed

Absolutely Right Valerie! Not EVERY country is headed up by a "Nobel Peace Prize Winner"..................................

O'Bombs Away!

written by Richard DagNabbit, 24 January 2010
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Best Work Places With Big Salaries

1. Banks of the NY Fed
2. U.S. Senate
3. AIG Insurance
4. U.S. Congress
5. Pentagon

There really is nothing else.

written by Richard DagNabbit, 24 January 2010
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O'Bomba Tops "Baloon Boy" for Story of the Year ......

with "Buffoon Boy"

written by Richard DagNabbit, 24 January 2010
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Smily McCain Says "Campaign Finance Reform is Dead"

Time to Run for President Again!

written by Richard DagNabbit, 24 January 2010
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"Really Messed Me Up"

Old stoners burn down radio station that played golden oldies after they cut short full version of "Blinded By The Light" by Manfred Mann.

written by Bureau, 24 January 2010
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Bureau's BIOD #2

If the South had won the War Between The States, there would be a town in Maine called, Slaveport. Believe It Or Don't!

written by Bureau, 24 January 2010
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Ass-Bomber Fizzles

Another close call for the airlines as the bomb only partially works. No one injured but the ass-bomber, who was torn a new one.

written by Bureau, 24 January 2010
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Alley Pulls Groin Muscle

Kirstie Alley takes up ballet to help her lose weight, but pulls a groin muscle..her partners.

written by Bureau, 24 January 2010
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UN Climate Committee switch gear

Massachusetts win for Scott Brown (R) seen as 'writing on the wall' for global warming bumpkiss.

written by Tcoah, 24 January 2010
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Final Words of Ms. Coakley's former Senate Campaign Manager for the Massachusetts Senate Seat

"Didn't see that coming".

written by Tcoah, 24 January 2010
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MPs Mr. and Mrs. Swan confound 'experts'

"Bizarre divorce" after morning tryst camouflaged as a tea-break, Mr. and Mrs. Swan returned to Parliament canoodling Mr. and Mrs. Mopbucket, respectively.

written by Tcoah, 24 January 2010
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Obama Mad

VP Joe Biden says that President Obama was so mad about not getting his health care passed, he tore a 2500 page copy into.

written by Bureau, 24 January 2010
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Bureau's BIOD #1

Bureau's Believe It Or Don't: While the company has made millions of dollars selling KY-Jelly, KY-Jam never made it. However, a jar of it today is worth $50 as a collector's item!

written by Bureau, 24 January 2010
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Michael's Bootlegs

Bootleg cheap copies of Michael Jackson songs starting to show up, usually under the name of "Grabby McGroin".

written by Bureau, 24 January 2010
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Harry Reid Hires Senate 'Colourist'

Despite failing in the polls, Reid is confidant in re election and hired an interior decorator to find 'just the right shade of negro' to work in the office.
Reid's office is currently 'off white.'

written by Morse, 24 January 2010
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Obama Explores New Territory

President Obama still searching hard for a paddle after finding himself upstream.

written by Bureau, 24 January 2010
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Venezuelans Still Have Some Freedom

Venezuela TV channels taken off air. Replace by portrait of Hugo Chavez. During night, someone drew huge mustache on it.

written by Bureau, 24 January 2010
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Kim Still At It!

North Korea's Kim responds angrily to South Korea defense program. "I can blow us both up anytime, just like Wiley Coyote."

written by Bureau, 24 January 2010
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Bill Advises Obama

Former president Bill Clinton tells Obama to forget the blow to his health care plan and go forward with the rest. "I had to bounce back from several blows, myself."

written by Bureau, 24 January 2010
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Osama Knew About Bombing Attempt

Apparently Osama Bin Laden knew about the attempted December 25th underwear bombing. In his latest video, he sings, "We Wish You A Merry Christmas".

written by Bureau, 24 January 2010
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Global Warming Holding Off

According to Michelle Obama, global warming has not hit the White House yet. "There's a cold look in Barack's eyes every time he sees Mom."

written by Bureau, 24 January 2010
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Obama Out Of Touch

President Obama is being accused of being out of touch with the average American. For one thing, he's skinny.

written by Bureau, 24 January 2010
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Report! New OBL Tape Emerges from CIA Propaganda House!

Right on Que, the "Fear Factor" is dispensed once again to mask the upcoming wave of tax increases, and perpetual ware costs.

"Neverending OBL story is the **BEST** Investment the CIA ever made."

written by Richard DagNabbit, 24 January 2010
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"Bin Laden Lauds Failed Christmas Bomb Bid"

Sure, right from the NBC "suspension of disbelief" Studios.

and if you believe that Pentagon crafted shit, they've got plenty more in the company store.

written by Richard DagNabbit, 24 January 2010
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O'Bomba's State of the Union Address to Focus on Jobs

Although he doesn't know anyone personally who doesn't have a job.

written by Richard DagNabbit, 24 January 2010
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They Were Popular

Tareq and Michaele Salahi, the White House party gate crashers are showing off photographs of themselves with security guard, Obama, Biden and Lincoln's ghost.

written by Bureau, 24 January 2010
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Bring That Nose Down

In new video, Osama Bin Laden admits that he caused the people of Massachusetts to elect Republican Senator to piss Obama.

written by Bureau, 24 January 2010
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No Kennedy Running

The Massachusetts democrats have a new motto: "What, Are There Not More Kennedys?"

written by Bureau, 24 January 2010
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Some Too Tight

Guest on Oprah who wrote "Everybody Poops" admits that he made it all up.

written by Bureau, 24 January 2010
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Baseball Janitor Strike

Baseball janitors may strike before season opens. Claim all the needles lying around dugouts, dangerous.

written by Bureau, 24 January 2010
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Sing Sing Land To Open

Sing Sing Land opens this Spring. Visitors will be able to rattle tin cups on bars, trade cigarettes, sit in electric shock using a mild shock, dig in tunnel.

written by Bureau, 24 January 2010
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Biden Reassures Obama

Biden tells an upset Obama: Don't worry. The people in charge know what they're doing wrong.

written by Bureau, 24 January 2010
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Hubble Ordered To Turn Back Towards Space

Hubble Telescope sends back photos of little out of the way restaurants that aren't all that expensive.

written by Bureau, 24 January 2010
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More Gay Rights

California approves the right for gays to adopt gay children, highway sections.

written by Bureau, 24 January 2010
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Thug Let Go

Cherie Blair spares violent queue rage thug because he is a 'religious man'. "He religiously believes in violence."


written by Bureau, 24 January 2010
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A Duck & Gander Issue

How long before Cadbury's chocolate is made in this Polish factory?Poles say it's only right after Brits make polish sausage.

written by Bureau, 24 January 2010
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Miliband: In Case I'm Wrong

Avowed atheist David Miliband sends son to Church of England school.."Just in case!"

written by Bureau, 24 January 2010
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Boy Must Live With Father

Judge orders boy, 11, to live with father he hates and hasn't seen for four years. Boy orders judge to 'shove it!'

written by Bureau, 24 January 2010
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"Move To The Back!"..."Nosiree!"

Bus-riding cat Casper that was killed in hit & run, back as friendly ghost on back seat.

written by Bureau, 24 January 2010
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"I'mGetting The Shit Outa Here!"

Combat wounds not the leading cause of evacuations says study. More caused by overuse of laxatives.

written by Bureau, 24 January 2010
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Obama Unloads On Court

Obama unloads on high court over campaign finance ruling. Court: You ain't heard nothing yet!

written by Bureau, 24 January 2010
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Bernanke To Survive

Senators assure Obama Bernanke to win 2nd term. Can't same the same for Obama.

written by Bureau, 24 January 2010
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US Envoy Makes Some Progress

US envoy meeting with Israeli, Palestinian leaders. Persuades them to quit sticking out tongues, waving weiners at each other.

written by Bureau, 24 January 2010
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Stop & Rest A Spill

Coast Guard: Oil spill in Texas waterway contained. No wildlife in danger as all died during the last spill.

written by Bureau, 24 January 2010
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Cohen Collapses

Flatt edges Nagasu for title; Cohen collapses. Most say Leonard can barely sing, let alone skate.

written by Bureau, 24 January 2010
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Scorpions, Sting Do Final Concert

German rock band Scorpions to end career, with special guest appearance of Sting.

written by Bureau, 24 January 2010
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New Speech Update

Obama's State of the Union agenda: Yes, We Are On The Can!

written by Bureau, 24 January 2010
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What's Your Hurry?

Flight diverted to Denver due to unruly passenger who tried to get off plane early, over Denver.

written by Bureau, 24 January 2010
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Andy Murray steaming on, Nadal has promised to Grandslam his "Cojones" Tartan bleu

Scottish euphoria is unleashed as Murray swashbuckles his way in Australia, un poco problemo, Nadal, has promised to jack up Andy's kilt and Grandslam his "cojones" a Tartan Bleu!

written by Jaggedone, 24 January 2010
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Andy Dick Arrested

Actor and comedian Andy Dick has been charged with two felony counts of sexual abuse and being an all-around Dick, in West Virginia.

written by Bureau, 24 January 2010
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Chavez Removes Channel

Anti-Chavez channel removed from cable. Replaced by government puppet show.

written by Bureau, 24 January 2010
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It Was Me!

Bin Laden claims responsibility for Tsunami that hit Haiti, snow & ice storms in Britain, floods in California.

written by Bureau, 24 January 2010
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Bin Laden Claims Responsibility

Bin Laden claims Christmas bombing attempt. "I placed the bomb in his underwear myself."

written by Bureau, 24 January 2010
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Males sleeping in bed with their partners are BRAINDAMAGED!

Austrian loony scientist, Adolfo Hilter, discovered that males sleeping with partners in the same bed causes BRAINDAMAGE. He is a lonely, sad, MAD PROFESSOR, his partner is locked up in the cellar!

written by Jaggedone, 24 January 2010
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Beer Is Good For You!

At last the news we've all been waiting for. A man survived for 11 days after being buried by the Haiti earthquake. His secret? He lived off beer. So, next time your doctor starts talking shit...

written by Earl Grey, 24 January 2010
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In About Face, O'Bomba Approves New "Fiscal Commission"

Which will propose sweeping tax increases so O'Bomba won't be tagged with generating them, just approving them.

I guess that is the "change" we can believe in.

written by Richard DagNabbit, 24 January 2010
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Where Your "Aid to Haiti Donations" Actually Go

45% to the "professionals" who count up the money
45% to the "professionals" who distribute the money
10% to the "people" who need the money

written by Richard DagNabbit, 24 January 2010
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In Middle of Air Flight, Passenger Tries to Open Plane Door

Subdued by fellow passengers, he was heard to scream, "Avon Calling."

written by Gail Farrelly, 24 January 2010
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UN claims Old Father River Thames

will run dry a week after the Himalayan glaciers melt unless drastic action is taken on global warming.

written by Tcoah, 24 January 2010
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Pope Says Church Should Use Many Options of New Technology to Spread Gospel

"Be my friend or burn in hell," he announces on Facebook.

written by Gail Farrelly, 24 January 2010
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White House Is Sure that Federal Reserve Chairman Bernanke Will Be Reconfirmed

Just as sure as it was that Democrat Martha Coakley would be elected MA Senator.

written by Gail Farrelly, 24 January 2010
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Bristol Palin Now Says Pre-marital Sex is a No-No

Um. . . What's that old saying about closing the barn door after the cows have escaped?

written by Gail Farrelly, 24 January 2010
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Over a million Lbs. of Salami Recalled for Possible Contamination

Super Bowl sandwiches put on hold.

written by Gail Farrelly, 24 January 2010
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Rep. Barney Frank Thinks Two Mortgage-Finance Giants should be abolished

"Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac just gotta go," he said. "This is the age of same-sex couples."

written by Gail Farrelly, 24 January 2010
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Little Green Martians Invade Indianapolis Airspace and Leave Skywritten Message

"Go Jets!"

written by Gail Farrelly, 24 January 2010
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"Haggis me this"

A wee dram just before heading home, a wee nip on the road home, a quick drink on the path to the front door, a quick trip on the door step and a wee swig with Angel Gabriel.

written by Tcoah, 24 January 2010
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UN warns world's glaciers will melt

by lunchtime tomorrow unless the world acts now - UN bases its ice-solid prediction on a cartoon published in the Beano comic.

written by Tcoah, 24 January 2010
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Story of Two Browns

Scott Brown who won "Ted Kennedy's Senate seat" goes to Washington; and Gordon Brown from Scotland who went to London.

written by Tcoah, 24 January 2010
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O'Bomba Endorses Task Force to Battle Deficit

Correct Interpretation: Tax & Spend, Tax & Spend, Tax & Spend, Tax & Spend, Tax & Spend, Tax & Spend.....

written by Richard DagNabbit, 24 January 2010
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You Don't Know Where You Heard This!

Conspiracy Theorist in Wyoming cracks up. Claims the UN now owns every homemade apple pie in America.

written by Bureau, 24 January 2010
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Ate A Lot Of Sand-wiches

Archaeologists in Egypt discover hidden room in pyramid with mummies, their favorite keepsakes and small food pyramid.

written by Bureau, 24 January 2010
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Geese Fly Mid-South

Global warming still holding off as snowmobiles return to Yellowstone Park!

written by Bureau, 24 January 2010
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"You Eat Shit..He He He"

Chinese hackers hack into "Do Not Call" list from five years ago. Threaten to ring everyone's telephone at meal times.

written by Bureau, 24 January 2010
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Moon hits man's eye

Today the Moon nearly hit a man's eye like a big pizza pie. Scientists believe that's amore!

written by Daniel Bristol, 24 January 2010
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Spoof Writer Bristol Returns!

"Spoof" writer Dan Bristol came out of hiding today in a shocking news conference at Spoof HQ. Bristol, who has spent the past several years on a Moroccan goat farm, announced that he feels tingly.

written by Daniel Bristol, 24 January 2010
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Scientists discover cure for baldness, tell no one.

Scientists announced today that they have found a cure for baldness, flatly refusing to tell anyone what the secret is. A spokesman is quoted as saying, "I'm not saying. You're mean to me."

written by Daniel Bristol, 24 January 2010
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Rich Democratic Investors

Health care & energy taxes are OK with rich Democrats, affecting the middle class! Rich Democrats are upset over taxing large Wall Street banks, as their portfolio values decrease when Obama speaks.

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 24 January 2010
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Management Gurus Advice

Management Gurus have indicated that the way to rise quickly in any management hierarchy is to remember the axiom "S**t Floats." This truism explains all the management incompetency seen lately!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 24 January 2010
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What's wrong with this Picture?

Blackwater case dismissal will be appealed, aided by the US Justice Department; SEALS undergo a courts marshal for giving a terrorist a bloody nose; and terrorists get civil trials in the USA?

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 24 January 2010
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Tar and Feather Incident Reported

During a budget meeting with California's governor, someone suggested the state pay for the health care for all California residents. The first tar & feathering incident occurred in over a 100 years.

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 24 January 2010
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Supreme Court Decision

Acme Toilet Paper Products is the first corporation to take advantage of involving themselves in politics. ATPP will print the faces of your favorite politicians on their giant economy size rolls.

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 24 January 2010
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Proposed Government Spending Solution

Americans are tired of wasteful spending upping the national debt! Obama, Pelosi and Reid have proposed that elected officials be held personally responsible. The law won't go into effect until 2017.


written by Philbert of Macadamia, 24 January 2010
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New Psychiatric Study Released

A psychiatric study conducted among Democratic House members shows they suffer from "Penis Envy," particularly House Speaker Pelosi!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 24 January 2010
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Entitlement Programs

France and Venezuela are examples of government sponsored entitlement programs run amuck!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 24 January 2010
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New Spoof Writer

Hugo Chavez, President of Venezuela, has been invited to write for "The Spoof!" The other writers agree they could not dream up the "ridiculous stuff" Hugo has been saying about the USA and Haiti.

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 24 January 2010
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Last Rich American Leaves the USA

With little fanfare, the last rich American that the Obama Administration could tax to pay for anything has flown out of the USA without leaving a forwarding address.

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 24 January 2010
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Democrats Respond to Election in Massachusetts

LEFT WING LIBERAL DEMOCRAT: Scott Brown is the new Republican Senator from Massachusetts. CONSERVATIVE DEMOCRAT: That was the best $50.00 campaign contribution I ever made.

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 24 January 2010
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Anagrams and Wanking

Psychiatric studies show that Spoof Writers who continually answer their own "Anagrams" are prolific wankers!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 24 January 2010
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When President Obama Comes to Visit

After visits to New Jersey, Virginia and Massachusetts Democratic candidates in the upcoming November 2010 elections are signaling they won't be home when the president comes to visit!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 24 January 2010
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New Trial Desired

Relatives of Al Capone are suing the FBI for a new trial, indicating the notorious gangster was tortured, kept in long confinement and denied his civil rights.

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 24 January 2010
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Martians Secretly living in Massachusetts

Democratic left wing liberals blame a secret infiltration of Martians into Massachusetts for the Republican Senatorial victory.

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 24 January 2010
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Health Insurance Larceny

Left wing Democrats mandating that young people buy health insurance is unconstitutional, makes these young folks criminals if they don't comply, and is just plain stealing their money.

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 24 January 2010
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