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Playboy Goes Peedo!

Playboy TV is to lower its annual viewing fee to match the BBC licence fee in a bid to attract "closet porno" viewers which include magistrates, head teachers and priests!

written by iscrivener, 16 January 2010
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Riches to Rags - TV Footballers Ordeal

Sky TV is to match the BBC licence fee in a bid to attract dissatisfied users back to its ranks. English Premiership footballers are not happy about the agreement which will see a cut in wages of 99%.

written by iscrivener, 16 January 2010
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Needs A Bailout

Larry Flynt asks Congress for billion dollar bailout for failing magazine, somebody to wipe his ass.

written by Bureau, 16 January 2010
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Yemen Riddled

A new report says that Yemen where al-Qaida trains riddled with bribes, payoffs and puzzles.

written by Bureau, 16 January 2010
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Joe The Plumber Not Interested

Joe the Plumber poo poos any ideas of running for political office of any kind. "I'd sooner run a worm up my ass."

written by Bureau, 16 January 2010
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Bad Economic Sign

A bad sign for the economy as people are starting to get chain letters with lots of bank names on them.

written by Bureau, 16 January 2010
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Get The Janitor

92-year-old Senator Robert Byrd of West Virginia starting to molt on the Senate floor.

written by Bureau, 16 January 2010
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Still At It!

Holy war that started with Cain and Abel continues into 2010.

written by Bureau, 16 January 2010
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Chip Off Old Cement Block

'The Teflon son': John Gotti Jr off the hook and planning to write a true crime novel, "I Did It But You Can't Prove It".

written by Bureau, 16 January 2010
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Brown Makes Bid

Brown makes last-ditch bid to win over Middle Earth....that should be Middle England.

written by Bureau, 16 January 2010
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You Big Brute

Royal Mail boss jailed after stealing 'thousands' from childrens' birthday cards. 388-pound thief also stole their chocolate.

written by Bureau, 16 January 2010
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The Y Factor - Boyle More Popular Than Ronaldo!

Susan Boyle has been chosen as the "new body" of Y Fronts, she replaces David Dimbleby in a £500 million a minute TV deal which runs until 2525. Ronaldo is kicking himself!

written by iscrivener, 16 January 2010
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Real Live Spoof Snippet

Robinson's 25 rally No. 16 Pitt past Cards, 823-77. Untouched. Yahoo Sports own spoof snippet entry.

written by Bureau, 16 January 2010
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Everyone Pitching In

Continental sets up frequent flier aid for Haiti. Former President Bush calls for immediate tax cuts!

written by Bureau, 16 January 2010
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Hot New Cars

Hot new cars in Detroit this year: Small, electric and wussy.

written by Bureau, 16 January 2010
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Who Would Have Thought?

Egypt's Muslim Brotherhood chooses new leader...and his first name is...Mohammed!

written by Bureau, 16 January 2010
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Turkish Ambassador Expelled?

Israel threatens to expel Turkish ambassador. Tired of listening to all his gobbledegook!

written by Bureau, 16 January 2010
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Cells Into Pork

Scientists turn stem cells into pork. But it still tastes like chicken.

written by Bureau, 16 January 2010
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Baby Talk

Alibaba says Yahoo 'reckless' on Google stance. I wonder how that headline would have affected us 20 years ago?

written by Bureau, 16 January 2010
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Junta's Honda

Security official: Guinea's junta supports Accord, but would settle for a Fit.

written by Bureau, 16 January 2010
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Obama Sure Of Bill Passage

Obama confident bank tax plan, Republicans call 'the kidney stone' will pass Congress.

written by Bureau, 16 January 2010
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OK, I Confess!

Low bids are reviewed for Barren County jail as inmates temporarily being held in chicken coops at factory.

written by Bureau, 16 January 2010
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Conan Resists Move

Source: Deal near for O'Brien to leave 'Tonight' as Conan handcuffed himself to desk.

written by Bureau, 16 January 2010
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Look They're Breaking That Guy's Knees!

For $65, tourists get peek at Los Angeles gangland with actual tubs of concrete with one-size-fits-all shoes.

written by Bureau, 16 January 2010
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Bunch Of Sickos!

The brutality of Taliban attacks in northwest Pakistan has cost the militants public support, the U.S. special envoy to the region said Saturday. Pakistan's regular murderers call them 'Sickos'.

written by Bureau, 16 January 2010
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More Experts

Haiti earthquake science: What caused the disaster? We believe it was the earthquake.

written by Bureau, 16 January 2010
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Look For Extra Bank Charges, Layoffs

Obama confident bank tax plan will pass Congress. "The more we tax them, the more money they will have to hire people", says the Prez at morning beer conference.

written by Bureau, 16 January 2010
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Johnson & Johnson Recall

Johnson And Johnson and Johnson recall Johnson. "We'll miss our old buddy! He had a whopper"

written by Bureau, 16 January 2010
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New Doll Movie

The new movie about with the new Japanese doll is doing fairly well at the box office. However, theaters are only showing "Full Metal Jacqueline" late at night.

written by Bureau, 16 January 2010
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Jay Leno Back

One of the most dubious train wrecks in recent TV history is unfolding at NBC, where Jay Leno is now poised to reclaim his Tonight Show duties. After rest, Leno hopes to compete with Letterman.

written by Bureau, 16 January 2010
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Clooney, Madonna Active

Brangelina donated $1 million to Haitian earthquake relief efforts. George Clooney and Madonna have also been active. Let's hope they donate too.

written by Bureau, 16 January 2010
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Senate Hypocrites

United States Senate give themselves huge benefits while criticizing the small thing in private industry.

written by Bureau, 16 January 2010
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Johnson & Johnson Recall

Johnson & Johnson issues massive recall of Tylenol, Rolaids, one of the Johnsons.

written by Bureau, 16 January 2010
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Frances Veiled Threats

France moves closer to banning full Muslim veil, as mini veils are offered for free.

written by Bureau, 16 January 2010
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Microsoft Are Mad! (As in angry)

Computer giants, Microsoft, are quite 'miffed' at having to produce 103-character keyboards now that a new character called Sarcmark is to be introduced, denoting when a writer is being sarcastic!

written by IN SEINE, 16 January 2010
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World's Cheapest Car Coming to U.S.

Most initial orders placed by Golf Courses to replace golf carts.

written by Richard DagNabbit, 16 January 2010
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Polanski Prosecutor: Get Your Butt Into Court Now.

Polanski: My Chalet is far nicer than your jails, so take a hike!

written by Richard DagNabbit, 16 January 2010
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Teddy Bear Files Lawsuit Against Girl

A one armed teddy bear has today filed a lawsuit against a 9y.o Kansas girl for the loss of his arm.

written by OhWhatsHisName, 16 January 2010
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Bronze Report Concludes 33% of British Men are Gay!

Confirming strong rumor that Brit men find big boobs way too much to handle.

written by Richard DagNabbit, 16 January 2010
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Oprah Sits Down on Adam Lambert!

and surprisingly Adam pops a hard one. Adam said after the show "I never thought it could happen with a girl!"

written by Richard DagNabbit, 16 January 2010
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Michele O'Bomba Gets New Movie Role

Will star in remake of Bertha Butt Boogie with co-stars Oprah Winfrey and Kirstie Alley.

written by Richard DagNabbit, 16 January 2010
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Government Owned GM Announces Higher Profit Projections

as the Government executed a purchase order for all of GM's 2010 production.

written by Richard DagNabbit, 16 January 2010
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Britney Heads to Haiti, Bringing $$ to Desparate Island

Will be song and pole dance star in new film "Sexquake"

written by Richard DagNabbit, 16 January 2010
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Pentagon Taking Notes on Spoof Writers

Stated one Pentagon Rep: "No group of writers does spin like the writers at "The Spoof", so we want them here."

Cptn. Lowton quickly raised the "Skull and Cross Bones Flag" and readied his cannons.

written by Richard DagNabbit, 16 January 2010
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Fancy Feline Awards Announced for 2010

Top Cougar: Demi Moore
Top Bobcat: Sandra Bullock
Ferule Cat: Lindsay Lohan
Frisky Kitty: Miley Cyrus
Jumbo Cat: Kirstie Alley

written by Richard DagNabbit, 16 January 2010
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2007 Cheney list of GITMO Detainees shows O'Bomba as New Arrival

The Dickster Obviously Knew Something the Rest Didn't.

written by Richard DagNabbit, 16 January 2010
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New Tennessee Coach Dooley Promises "Integrity"

Immediately sets out to sign several High School Football players with SAT scores of 550 or less.

Academic integrity is assured!

written by Richard DagNabbit, 16 January 2010
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bRUSH your BUSH 2012 Campaign Slogan:

Keep In Mind People, "Jesus was America's First Christian", and Sarah Palin verified that as Biblical fact.

written by Richard DagNabbit, 16 January 2010
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Limbaugh: No Aid to Haiti: Those who Donate will Be Hexed!

The Rush Hour Recommendation is to use the Battle Ships and Carriers off Haiti now, to finish what God started with an earthquake- complete extermination of all evil Haitians.

"Rush to Justice"

written by Richard DagNabbit, 16 January 2010
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Arnold Shwartzenegger Forgets He Is Not Acting on Terminator IV

Flies through the doors to the State Capital on Suped Up Motorcycle, blows doors down to the legislature with sawed off Shotgun, then strafes legislature with a UZI before taking podium

Go Arnold!

written by Richard DagNabbit, 16 January 2010
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No Environmental Impact Statement Required

President Obama has ordered the EPA to waive the requirement for an EIS regarding the US sending earthquake relief supplies to Haiti! The EIS hearings would have delayed the needed aid by a year.

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 16 January 2010
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Democratic Far Left Wing Strategy

Democratic far left wing strategy has been uncovered! These ideological whiners call every moderate rational thinker who doesn't agree with their positions racist right wingers.

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 16 January 2010
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Bring Back Cromwell Rally

Some in the UK are fed up with Prime Minister Harold Brown! A "Bring Back Oliver Cromwell" rally is to be held in London in a fortnight.

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 16 January 2010
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Arse Hole of the World Identified

The search for the "Arse Hole of the World" is over! Nostradamus in 1530 identified it to be a gay city by a bay, with two large bridges, on the left side of a continent and prone to earthquakes.

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 16 January 2010
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You Knew it was Coming

Loony left USA hater Danny Glover "blames global warming for the Haiti earthquake!" He added, the hot air & harmful gases are being generated by House Speaker Pelosi and Senate Majority Leader Reid.

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 16 January 2010
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Leona Lewis in hospital after bleeding out.

"We should have got her to the E.R. when she first told us she kept bleeding" her manager commented.

written by re5al, 16 January 2010
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Moscow Highway Drivers See Porn Films On Billboards

The apparent work of hackers, drivers gave the film a five star rating while causing ten accidents.

written by Richard DagNabbit, 16 January 2010
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