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Where to Put Your Money Now

Take a map, any map, and locate Wall St.; then go in any other direction and that would be the place.

written by Richard DagNabbit, 11 January 2010
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Government: Medicare Fraud "Out of Control"

As with all other areas of government.

written by Richard DagNabbit, 11 January 2010
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Clinton Says Sanctions Should target Ruling Elite

Like Herself.

written by Richard DagNabbit, 11 January 2010
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McGwire: "I Broke Roger Marris' Record on a Royd Rage

..."and all my buddies were shootin' up 'royds as well."

"We were pumping so much steroid juice our bats would grow while we were at the plate batting".

written by Richard DagNabbit, 11 January 2010
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Sacrificing For The Earth

Al Gore volunteers Tipper as a volcano sacrifice to appease global warming. Clinton claims Hillary would put it out.

written by Bureau, 11 January 2010
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Nutty Accountant

Accountant who checked can of mixed nuts says they are 60% peanuts, not 40%. Consults attorney fried about lawsuit but told he is nuts.

written by Bureau, 11 January 2010
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Young Barack

Revealed: While in high school in Chicago, 16-year-old Barack Obama claimed Mrs. O'Leary's cow burned his homework.

written by Bureau, 11 January 2010
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Cruise Ship Stuck

Alaska Cruise Ship stuck on edge of broken off chunk of huge iceberg hope to make it back to the South by summer.

written by Bureau, 11 January 2010
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Palin Hauls In First Two Assignents with Fox News

The first will be entitled "True Tales from the Bible" Starting with How Man Populated the World Through Incest, followed by "Why Science Lies" guest starring Jim Baker and Robert Tilton.

written by Richard DagNabbit, 11 January 2010
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Fox News Signs on Palin

Soon to be "Fox on the Rocks"

written by Richard DagNabbit, 11 January 2010
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Western men see new friendship

Saudi Arabia announced that they will allow western men to marry 4 wives in Arabia which will remain there until the husband comes back on various trips to impregnate them with more children.

written by howy, 11 January 2010
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Sex in the year 9010

In the year 9010 scientist developed the first bio-engineered, sexually aggressive female robot that has the ability to produce human children, which are prodigies, for their human male husbands.

written by howy, 11 January 2010
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Nrothern Irelands Peter Robinson admits his missus is a nympho "Teenophile!"

Peter Robinson has admitted his wife is a nympho, loves teenies and he can't "KEEP IT UP." His job is keeping catholics and protestants apart, his missus has no problems keeping her LEGS APART!

written by Jaggedone, 11 January 2010
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Freezing "Pants Day" in NY causes the "big Apples and Bananas" to shrink slightly!

"Pants Day" in NY with freezing temperatures was a raging success for the ladies and girls, the boys had the shorter end of "the wedge" as temperatures dropped their "pride and joys" shrunk!

written by Jaggedone, 11 January 2010
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Petraeus - set your clock

"It would be almost literally irresponsible if Centcom were not to have been thinking about the various 'what ifs'" (In re bombing Iran).

written by Tcoah, 11 January 2010
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Classifieds - Board

For sale, one House for Sale board, £15 ono. Please note, this is just the board, and not the house. Please stop asking about the house. That's not for sale.

written by IainB, 11 January 2010
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Dallas Cowboys Win First Playoff Game Since 1996

Jerry Jones tears up Wade Phillips' termination papers and uses them for confetti.

written by Jalapenoman, 11 January 2010
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New York Yankee To Get Married Next Thanksgiving

"If I can't be the new Mr. October, I can make my new wife Mrs. November."

written by Jalapenoman, 11 January 2010
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NBC Says It Expects To Lose Money Broadcasting Olympics

NBA players say "we'll take that bet."

written by Jalapenoman, 11 January 2010
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Jay Leno's Show Cancelled For Real

Jay's still waiting for the "gotcha."

written by Jalapenoman, 11 January 2010
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Senator Harry Reid Gives Backhanded Apology For Racist Remarks

"Hey, I'm sorry, but at least I didn't call the Porch Monkey a Spear Chucker or a Jungle Bunny."

written by Jalapenoman, 11 January 2010
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"You're Trying To Seduce Me, Mrs. Robinson"

Iris Robinson accused of having three more lovers (including the father of her 19-year-old toyboy) as husband fights for job. "Needs to spend more time fighting for me!"

written by Bureau, 11 January 2010
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Cameron Would Cut Immigration

Cameron: '70million is too many. I'll cut immigration by 75 per cent' Blame everything bad that happens on remaining 25%.'

written by Bureau, 11 January 2010
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Old Wise Tales

The 'false' pandemic: Drug firms cashed in on scare over swine flu, claims Euro health chief. "Plus there is no such thing as the Shitwagon Flu."


written by Bureau, 11 January 2010
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Hot Mamas Ignore Freeze

You're not going out undressed like that, are you? Scantily clad, high-heeled clubbers defy the Big Freeze, icy pavements.

written by Bureau, 11 January 2010
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Icy Britain

Panic buyers empty the shelves as mini-thaw brings respite before new wave of snow chaos. US may deliver Tea Drops.

written by Bureau, 11 January 2010
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Not Being Serious

Townsend replaced in Marvel Comics tale 'Thor' after days of puns like "I'm Thor all over!"

written by Bureau, 11 January 2010
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Newspapers Still Ahead

Newspapers still a step ahead in the local news. That's discounting barber and beauty shops, of course.

written by Bureau, 11 January 2010
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Fed Probes Chinese Products

AP: Feds probe cadmium in kids' jewelry from China, traces of arsenic in old lace.

written by Bureau, 11 January 2010
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Too Much Salt

NYC asks food manufacturers to cut salt content. Suggest adding ground up rice to cut saltiness.

written by Bureau, 11 January 2010
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It's TV Again

Study: Youth now have more mental health issues, blamed on watching too many political ads on TV.

written by Bureau, 11 January 2010
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"Rub My Ear Tips For A Surprise!"

Sex robot focuses on appealing to the mind, as nerds take advantage of Vulcan technology.

written by Bureau, 11 January 2010
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In A Blink Of A Millenium

Astronomers: We could find Earth-like planets soon. Of course by 'soon' they are comparing 'light years'.

written by Bureau, 11 January 2010
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New Pyramid Puzzle

Egypt shows new find: tombs of pyramid builders. Wonder who built THEIR pyramid!

written by Bureau, 11 January 2010
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Heineken Double Crosses Dos Equis

Dutch brewer Heineken said Monday it will buy the beer-making operations of Mexico's Femsa in an all-share deal that values the maker of Dos Equis, Tecate & Sol beers at $5.5 billion, excluding debt.

written by Bureau, 11 January 2010
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Barking At Terrorist?

Secretary of State Clinton barks on Pacific trip; focus on terror. Sorry, that should have been "embarks".

written by Bureau, 11 January 2010
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Oil Companies Search For New Fuel Source

US grants $187M for fuel efficiency research to top three oil companies. "We're working on it but may be awhile", says spokesman.

written by Bureau, 11 January 2010
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Balloon Boy's Dad In Jail

Dad in balloon boy hoax begins jail time Monday. Plans to demonstrate his new idea for a jail reality show.

written by Bureau, 11 January 2010
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Pope Concerned, Cold

Pope denounces failure to forge new climate treaty after Popemobile wipes out on frozen curve.

written by Bureau, 11 January 2010
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How Mani?

Yemeni radical cleric, Toomani, warns of foreign occupation forces.

written by Bureau, 11 January 2010
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SNL Star Struck Down

New York. Tina Fey assassinated by Keith Olbermann look alike.

written by Nailer, 11 January 2010
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Groundbreaking Begins

Groundbreaking gay marriage trial starts in California as several gays, lesbians show up with multi-handled shovel.

written by Bureau, 11 January 2010
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TV Or Not TV?

Experts: If children getting more violent over watching cartoons, that would explain marriage problems over 50 years of soap operas.

written by Bureau, 11 January 2010
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Or Could Be More Psychiatrists

Study: Youth now have more mental health issues than in 1950's say added one million workers in mental health field.

written by Bureau, 11 January 2010
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Especially Broco's New Headgear Looking Like Horsehead

Hats off: NFL apparel fight could have big impact as players are getting tired of silly themed apparel.

written by Bureau, 11 January 2010
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Aliens Prejudice?

Some see racist theme in alien adventure 'Avatar', as aliens mention 'human race'.

written by Bureau, 11 January 2010
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Ahead Of Average

North Korea calls for peace talks, end to sanctions for first time in 2010. Called for same six times last year.

written by Bureau, 11 January 2010
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Converting Closed Auto Plants

Cities struggle to find new uses for auto plants, looking into converting them into roller rinks, bowling alleys, job training centers, museum for classic cars now too expensive to drive.

written by Bureau, 11 January 2010
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Chickens Come Home Again

Dems preparing to throw the race card back in the laps of Republicans as part of a counter attack designed to help save Harry Reid's political career. Refuse help offered from Jeremiah Wright.

written by Bureau, 11 January 2010
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FBI Stuck For Answer

What caused NJ airplane's landing gear to fail? FBI looking into possible terrorist who bought a gallon of crazy glue in Chicago.

written by Bureau, 11 January 2010
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Seinfeld Back

Seinfeld back to TV with show about marriage...four of them, doing nothing.

written by Bureau, 11 January 2010
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Freedom Of Whatever, Guaranteed

Europe slapping rich with massive traffic fines based on how wealthy they are. Speeding, drunken politicians in US say that won't happen here.

written by Bureau, 11 January 2010
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Blagojevich Looking For More Headlines

Blagojevich: 'I'm blacker than Barack Obama'. 'more powerful than a locomotive.'

written by Bureau, 11 January 2010
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Or Maybe Not

Egypt tombs suggest pyramids not built by slaves. Most believe craftsmen were shown how by aliens from another planet.

written by Bureau, 11 January 2010
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No Help

AP IMPACT: Road projects don't help unemployment, especially on bridges and roads that go nowhere.

written by Bureau, 11 January 2010
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Mylene Klass to Publish a Book

Model and presenter, Mylene Klass is about to publish a new book on self defence; it will be called "THIS IS YOUR KNIFE". She claims that she wrote it over the weekend.

written by IN SEINE, 11 January 2010
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Arne Duncan, U.S. Education Secretary Cracks Fart; Acknolwedges Stupidity

Says K-12 Education should be based on "equity and justice" not "competency and performance".

written by Richard DagNabbit, 11 January 2010
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British Police Reveal Stunning Drop in Burglary Reports

Householders too frightened to ring the cops - British cops seen by householders as "Russian Cops" - never to be called.

written by Tcoah, 11 January 2010
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Paris Hilton Finds New Career in NFL - Nickname " Big Foot"

The ex-con socialite may have stumbled into yet another gift. Just named as "stale crumb of the year" by Dunkin Doughnuts, her size 11 feet made her the 2010 punter choice for the Detroit Lions.

written by Richard DagNabbit, 11 January 2010
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Britney Switches From Dumb Blond to Dumbette Brunette

Seeks lead movie acting role for film on Jenna Jameson.

written by Richard DagNabbit, 11 January 2010
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Michael Steele Calls on Harry Reid to Resign

Reid refuses, retorting "With the status you have as a black man, Michael, you really should knock off the jungle jive."

written by Richard DagNabbit, 11 January 2010
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McCain Aide: Palin Thought '08 Campaign was God's Plan

It was - and thank God it was his plan was for her to lose.

written by Richard DagNabbit, 11 January 2010
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DEFCON 1; DEFCON 1; DEFCON 1; DEFCON 1

"As you Were"

written by Tcoah, 11 January 2010
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Mexico Transfers Inmates to Make Way for Mel Gibson Film

The inmates, all in need of medical attention, were transferred to California where they will ultimately be released in a "healthier, more dangerous state".

written by Richard DagNabbit, 11 January 2010
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Wacko British Police take PC to stratospheric levels

Advise householders to adopt softly softly approach if they notice a burglar in their house - "We advise that they make a cup of tea for their burglar and help them find what they are looking for."

written by Tcoah, 11 January 2010
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Sexaholic Wife of Northern Ireland's First Minister asks for audience with Tiger Woods

"Can't make this stuff up"

written by Tcoah, 11 January 2010
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New Britney Tape Tops "Baloon Boy" Video Release

The attention capturing video has Britney losing her lighter than air head and groping for the pull handles while it floats away leaving the headless Brit doing one of her song less dance routines.

written by Richard DagNabbit, 11 January 2010
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U.S. Senate Names Chelsea Clinton TSA Security Chief

Thus eliminating the claimed "problems" with agency heads exchanging critical information. All agencies will now funnel information through "Mother Hillary".

The Octopus is Now Complete.

written by Richard DagNabbit, 11 January 2010
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Young women laugh at old women

Beautiful young women, who have boyfriends, like to laugh at lonely old women because men don't want old women anymore.

written by howy, 11 January 2010
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Men don't date old women

Men argue that they don't date old women because old women smell bad and they have old soft flesh that makes them sick. Old women are also slow and unable to have an energetic time on a date.

written by howy, 11 January 2010
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Old women are living in agony

Old women are complaining that man hungry lesbians are preying on them because their lonely and can't find men their age that are still alive.

written by howy, 11 January 2010
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Lesbians go on the biggest march in homosexual history

There was a million lesbian march in Washington complaining that straight women forced them into homosexuality by denying them men.

written by howy, 11 January 2010
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Women are declared a health hazard

An international health organization is warning people to stay away from women because they carry anal bacteria that are harmful to a person's health.

written by howy, 11 January 2010
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Old feminist complain

Old women around the world are complaining they can't find men because their unable to bear children to give men a family.

written by howy, 11 January 2010
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The National Organization of Women speaks out

N.O.W. said in a speech that women in prison should not be allowed to have men so they can force each other into agonizing lesbian behavior to eliminate their desires to commit crimes on free women.

written by howy, 11 January 2010
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The most agonizing pain a woman feels

Female researchers have discovered that the most agonizing experience a woman can feel is to finger bang another woman's hole and to lick another woman's fishy vagina.

written by howy, 11 January 2010
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The true nature of lesbians

After a thorough study physiologist have discovered that lesbian groups are composed of all the women in society who have been rejected by men.

written by howy, 11 January 2010
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Punishment for women

Female penologists say the best way to punish women if they misbehave is to make them have sex with other women so they lose their desires to commit crimes.

written by howy, 11 January 2010
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The most irritating people

A national survey showed that blacks are the most bothersome people because they like dominating and heckling other people that want their privacy to be respected.

written by howy, 11 January 2010
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What women fear the most

An international survey showed that the number one fear all women have is too be confronted by a naked women that's bent over with her wet, stinky vagina parted opened.

written by howy, 11 January 2010
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Where the wild lesbians are

Young women across the world say they are scared of college dormitories, military barracks, women's bathrooms, and prisons because that's where lesbians wait and prey on unsuspecting victims.

written by howy, 11 January 2010
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Thespoof.com is recognized for its news coverage

The Newspaper Association of America has declared Thespoof.com to be an official news agency based on their news worthy stories.

written by howy, 11 January 2010
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Morality speaks out again

Religious leaders declare paying taxes to the government to be a moral sin because they say the money should be given to the church.

written by howy, 11 January 2010
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