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Chinese fail Lynn intelligence test

German scientists say the Lynn intelligence test was in error when it said Chinese are the most intelligent people on earth because Chinese men are not allowed to have 4 wives like Saudi Arabian men.

written by howy, 10 January 2010
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Nothing Like "West Side Story"

New water ballet featured for the first time on stage in the smash hit musical, "East River Story".

written by Bureau, 10 January 2010
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Third Time A Charm

After drinking their own piss, astronauts say the thing they fear most is a acid reflux.

written by Bureau, 10 January 2010
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Scientists Discover Oldest Footprints - From Big Feet

Claim they are related to PalinPithicus, a sloth type beast from a primordial period that inhabited the Alaska region.

written by Richard DagNabbit, 10 January 2010
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Prince Charles Ears Normal

Lady Camilla Parker Bowles says that there is no truth in the rumor that Prince Charles ears are erotic. "You have him confused with those horrible Ferengi."

written by Bureau, 10 January 2010
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Lynn intelligence test in question over Japanese behavior

Analysts say they question the Lynn intelligence because the Japanese helped the Germans in World War II even though the Germans intended to replace everyone with a new blond German race.

written by howy, 10 January 2010
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Blake Fiedler Has Massive Stroke; Promises to Re-Marry Winehouse

Too bad the stroke didn't blind him as well.

written by Richard DagNabbit, 10 January 2010
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Lesbians are seen as stalkers

In a national statistics it was discovered that 90% of underage females are fearful of being kidnapped by lesbians because lesbians are attracted to other females.

written by howy, 10 January 2010
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Evolutionary female submission

Scientist have discovered that in nature females submit to other females by replicating male humping behavior on the superior female who bends over for the submissive female.

written by howy, 10 January 2010
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New Breed of Dog

Veterinary scientists in Oxford have successfully crossed a Collie and a Lhasa Apso.
The new breed is a Collapso, a dog that folds up for easy transport.

written by IN SEINE, 10 January 2010
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Lesbian complacencies

Lesbians in society stay away from men so straight women don't get angry at them because of the competitive nature of women. Instead, lesbians gather with other lesbians to satisfy each other.

written by howy, 10 January 2010
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News Reporter jumps off a bridge in Paris

A depressed news reporter jumped off a bridge in Paris today. The man was rescued and identified as an In Seine News Reporter from Shrewsbury.

written by IN SEINE, 10 January 2010
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Mexicans are understanding reality

Mexicans consider themselves to be superior to blacks until they're locked up with them in prison cells and they leave prison unable to fart.

written by howy, 10 January 2010
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British Army on Standby in Kent

In the midst of Britain's big freeze, the government has promised that the British Army will be on standby in Kent to help clear pathways of snow. Both men will take it in turns to use the shovel.

written by IN SEINE, 10 January 2010
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Islamic Women win the prize

Scientist from around the world are marrying Islamic women because of the evolutionary efficiency of an Islamic marriage.

written by howy, 10 January 2010
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Bra Bomber?

Chicago lady sues airport after security guard insisted she had something hidden in her bra, even after x-ray.

written by Bureau, 10 January 2010
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E-Mail No Longer Free-Mail?

The USPS will run out of money this year unless it gets help, Postmaster General John Potter told Congress Friday. Asks if there's any way to charge for e-mail like a writers monthly fee.

written by Bureau, 10 January 2010
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Fecal Bacteria Found in Soda Fountains

Due to employees pissing in the soda tanks after closing.

Thirst busting 64 oz. Mountain Dew anyone?

written by Richard DagNabbit, 10 January 2010
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Few More Cuts

Federal Reserve Chairman Bernanke told congress that there may be a few more cuts before the market can get straightened out. "See, I cut one just then, sorry."

written by Bureau, 10 January 2010
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Stuff Food Into His Mouth

Congressman at New Year's Party seemed to be practicing for his next filibuster.

written by Bureau, 10 January 2010
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Wal-Mart: Customers to Pay for Grocery Bags AND Wait 30 minutes to Check Out

The customer service king strikes again.

written by Richard DagNabbit, 10 January 2010
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Big Pile-Up

In Big Lick, Kentucky slick road causes police car leading funeral procession to slide into police car leading funeral session going the other way. 32 injured, one killed and two already dead.

written by Bureau, 10 January 2010
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One Joke Town

Mayor of Scottsville, North Carolina apparently only knows one joke about spilling spot remover on his dog and now he's missing. Heard 50 plus times now.

written by Bureau, 10 January 2010
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U.S. Senators: "Punish Security Agency Personnel" For Systemic Failures

Free Daily Snickers Bar to be Denied on Fridays.

written by Richard DagNabbit, 10 January 2010
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Serena Says She's #1, Not Henin or Clijsters

The Ghetto Trash Blaster Sounds Off Again.

written by Richard DagNabbit, 10 January 2010
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Time Traveler Through

Ohio woman who ran over time traveler and crushed him and his machine tell police that "He seemed to come out of nowhere!"

written by Bureau, 10 January 2010
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Super Ants

Scientists come up with 'super ants' that are nearly two feet high and can move you to your new apartment or house in record time, as only one can carry both your refrigerator and sectional couch.

written by Bureau, 10 January 2010
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It's A Puzzle

Archaeologists in Egypt puzzled over unwrapping mummy wearing a hospital band on it's wrist, tag on toe.

written by Bureau, 10 January 2010
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Wish We Had The Nerve

Still joined Siamese Twins tell former twins who has now gone their separate ways since 2005, "You two are sooo out there!"

written by Bureau, 10 January 2010
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Now Doing Desk Job

Monica Lewinsky says that her role as enticing then president Bill Clinton has been highly overblown!

written by Bureau, 10 January 2010
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Three Added

Polar, Optimists, Detroit Lions have all been given limited threatened species status.

written by Bureau, 10 January 2010
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"The Moonwalker"

code phrase for latest Bin Laden affiliated terrorist or a track off a Police band/album.

written by Tcoah, 10 January 2010
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Northern Ireland First Minister's Wife has sex issues

Caught in bed with teen - claims depression led her to stray. "Yeah, right."

written by Tcoah, 10 January 2010
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British burglars switch tack

making more money suing British home owners

written by Tcoah, 10 January 2010
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British householders now too frightened

to call the cops in case they get arrested (by the cops)

written by Tcoah, 10 January 2010
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British Police Now Regarded Worst than Burglars

Says average householder

written by Tcoah, 10 January 2010
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Welsh Council Leader criticized for not ordering enough salt

Arrested on US bound plane with salt sowed into his pants.

written by Tcoah, 10 January 2010
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Strong food and drink sales

Happen between bouts of weak food and drink sales

written by Tcoah, 10 January 2010
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Offshore Banks

Never found on land

written by Tcoah, 10 January 2010
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"Have a go heroes"

Told to stop it.

written by Tcoah, 10 January 2010
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Fresh Salt Deliveries to Wales

Raided by the PC crowd

written by Tcoah, 10 January 2010
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Source of Canadian Tar Sands (source of unconventional oil)

Canada Geese

written by Tcoah, 10 January 2010
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Bin Laden: "R we bothered?"

with a few airliner mishaps - "No. Rest assured, we still have our top operatives inside the White House".

written by Tcoah, 10 January 2010
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Bin Laden operating in full view

Xbox kid calculated what Bin Laden would like like if he had no beard and took a few pills ...

written by Tcoah, 10 January 2010
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"We will fight them on the beaches"

then give them a lawyer to tell them to shut up

written by Tcoah, 10 January 2010
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Panetta locks himself in a cupboard after

Obama announces new role for the CIA: document review work for the FBI.

written by Tcoah, 10 January 2010
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"Most men don't wash their hands after using toilet"

Actually, most men don't wash their hands

written by Tcoah, 10 January 2010
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Internal Report inside the CIA

Panetta - (current Head of the CIA): "Joe Biden for once
is correct - the President has done more harm to intelligence gathering than America's greatest enemies."

written by Tcoah, 10 January 2010
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Texas Teen Hires Buddy to Kill Mom

Hmmm, must be one of the first graduates of the "No Child Left Behind" program.

written by Richard DagNabbit, 10 January 2010
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"I Can't Show Feelings Like Al Gore Can"

Ralph Nader promises followers in upcoming 2012 presidential race that he will show some kind of emotion during debates, but someone will have to sign which one.

written by Bureau, 10 January 2010
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Bush Ahead Of His Time

According to discovered Bush Administration e-mails, President requested that the 'Electrical College' go solar!

written by Bureau, 10 January 2010
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"We Are Americans!"

Miss Nude America wins judges over with speech about patriotism!

written by Bureau, 10 January 2010
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Rabbit Panic

Road-kill rabbit all over the road before passing car straightens it out.

written by Bureau, 10 January 2010
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Den Of Iniquity

"Billy Bob's Best Donuts" in Selma, Alabama, apparently site of extensive police investigation.

written by Bureau, 10 January 2010
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Crown Jewels Shown

Beefeaters accused of running £50-a-head private tours of the Crown Jewels, pics of private jewels to tourists.


written by Bureau, 10 January 2010
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Defence Threatens War Hero

MoD threat to ruin Royal Marine hero who threw himself on Taliban grenade, for writing book about the episode. Demand money from book sales as "We were the ones who SENT him there."

written by Bureau, 10 January 2010
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False Arrest Defended

Businessman is arrested in front of wife and son, for 'anti-gipsy' email that he didn't even write. "Just shows you how dumb the guy is, arrested for some writing he didn't do", states officer.


written by Bureau, 10 January 2010
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It's Global Cooling Now

The bitter winter afflicting much of the Northern Hemisphere is a trend towards cooler weather that is likely to last for 30 years, say the world's most eminent former global warming scientists.


written by Bureau, 10 January 2010
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Clearing Snow Could Bring Lawsuits

Householders and businesses have been warned not to clear snowy pavements, as they could be sued if someone slips. "If anyone sues me, I'll go over to their place and fall", says one business owner.

written by Bureau, 10 January 2010
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Brits To Get More Snow

Met Office warns Brits of 20cm MORE snow today and tomorrow as Army is put on standby to help. Told to put at least one snowball in freezer for next Al Gore visit.

written by Bureau, 10 January 2010
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No Vietnam Now

Contrary to recent popular comparisons, Afghanistan is not Vietnam, or at least, not since Obama took office, say Dems.

written by Bureau, 10 January 2010
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General Petraeus Nominated for Nobel Peace Prize

Keeping in step with progress towards complete Orwellian logic.

written by Richard DagNabbit, 10 January 2010
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Hope They Don't "Crash"

Amtrak suspends Chicago-Denver train due to snow. Now waiting for engineers to come down off high.

written by Bureau, 10 January 2010
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Tribute To Elvis

Elvis fans mark 75th birthday at his beginning by releasing balloons, 75 hound dogs!

written by Bureau, 10 January 2010
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States In Trouble

Governors facing troubles as economy hits home, former home owners!

written by Bureau, 10 January 2010
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German Drivers Stranded

Snow strands hundreds overnight on German highway as the Schnapps Cops try to keep every one warm, happy.

written by Bureau, 10 January 2010
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He's A Slick One

Bill targets youth who send 'sexts' as parents everywhere warn teens about former president, Clinton.

written by Bureau, 10 January 2010
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Sheen Back At Work

Charlie Sheen tapes first show since felony arrest. Hopes to finish season before next one.

written by Bureau, 10 January 2010
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Job Means Pay Cut

For the unemployed, new job often means a pay cut as their unemployment checks worth more than many job openings at WallyMart.

written by Bureau, 10 January 2010
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Floridians Stunned, Frozen

Cold stuns Floridians. Not many tourists riding "20,000 Leagues Under The Ice" at Disney World.

written by Bureau, 10 January 2010
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"It's My Own Payment Fault!"

In Foreclosureville, USA, so much change as one in ten houses foreclosed at one time. Mayor asks Jimmy Buffet for benefit song, Wasting Away In Foreclosureville".

written by Bureau, 10 January 2010
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Senate Leader Apologizes.

Reid to Obama: Sorry for 'no Negro dialect' remark, black face minstrel show, Buckwheat jokes while campaigning for Hillary.

written by Bureau, 10 January 2010
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China Overtakes Germany

China overtakes Germany as biggest exporter as economic crisis leading many to switch to mostly rice meals.

written by Bureau, 10 January 2010
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Still A Lot Of Freebies

World's oldest profession getting a surge of new blood, thanks to a decision this week to allow the first legal male prostitutes in US history. So far, received over one million applications.

written by Bureau, 10 January 2010
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Another Pi Record

Fabrice Bellard told AFP he used an inexpensive desktop computer to calculate Pi to nearly 2.7 trillion decimal places. May next try "Pete & Repete".

written by Bureau, 10 January 2010
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Earthquake In California

6.5 quake shakes buildings on California coast, causing outcries from Eureka!

written by Bureau, 10 January 2010
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Yemen Seeks Dialogue

Yemen's president open to dialogue with al-Qaida, maybe a goat's milk conference.

written by Bureau, 10 January 2010
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Easily Affordable, Especially For Us

Report: Health costs up slightly, only a couple hundred a month or so, under Senate bill, say Dems.

written by Bureau, 10 January 2010
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Women with full lips 'look younger'!

Research scientists say that women with full lips DO 'look younger'.They also say that if you are wearing a burkha, it will be much harder to ascertain.

written by IN SEINE, 10 January 2010
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Togo footy attack was complete "cock up" Didier Drogba was the real target!

Chelsea's whining, whinging, diving superstar, Drogba was the real target and not TOGO (who?) Zimbabwe Pres. Mugabe was behind the attack being a Nr1 Man Utd fan he thought he was serving Humanity!

written by Jaggedone, 10 January 2010
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China Passes Germany as Largest Exporter

U.S. still sucking thumb while guzzling imported oil.

written by Richard DagNabbit, 10 January 2010
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General Petraeus: I'm gonna Order Iran Bombed

The only question is, will it be with Nukes or a Snarling Hillary in her underwear with a squirt gun from 30,000 feet.

Dead or just blinded, that's their choice.

written by Richard DagNabbit, 10 January 2010
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US GI's Turn Afghan War Zone into Peaceful Outpost

The GI's, missing for weeks were discovered at the outpost completely high off a limitless supply of cocaine found nearby.

The Pentagon is reporting that the Taliban are responsible.

written by Richard DagNabbit, 10 January 2010
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New Intel Gadget Allows Humans to "Touch the Web"

Just put one hand on your Intel driven flat screen then put one finger in any nearby wall socket and POOF! you are now one with the web!

written by Richard DagNabbit, 10 January 2010
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Wall St. Bonuses Zooming to 8 Figures for 2010

Doesn't ANYONE remember how to build a gallows?

written by Richard DagNabbit, 10 January 2010
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Ticker: Palin's Power Lunch

Two cans of Jolt Cola and a Moose hide burger.

written by Richard DagNabbit, 10 January 2010
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General Petraeus Decision: No Yemen Invasion Just Yet

Says he'll let O'Bomba know when it has started.

O'Bomba still polishing Peace Prize.

written by Richard DagNabbit, 10 January 2010
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New "Who is" Game: Celebrity Mother - Daughter Lookalikes!

Cher & "Chaz" Bono ?

written by Richard DagNabbit, 10 January 2010
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Nevada Brothel 1st to Seek a Few Good Men

Tiger need not apply. The other half of the operation provides female pleasures. One can not eat where one works.

written by Richard DagNabbit, 10 January 2010
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NYC Man Charged with "Getting His Military Training from Al-Quaida in Pakistan"

Hmmm, I guess if he got his military training from neo-cons in the U.S., all would be well?

written by Richard DagNabbit, 10 January 2010
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