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She looks after snotty kids

Mary Poppins = Pappy Minors

written by queen mudder, 05 February 2010
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This frock's not uplifting

Russell Brand = Null Bra Dress

written by queen mudder, 05 February 2010
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Former head of the KGB?

Russell Brand = Ran Reds' Bulls***

written by queen mudder, 05 February 2010
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Eveningwear on the catwalk

Russell Brand = Ball Dress Run

written by queen mudder, 05 February 2010
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Probably on eBay

Russell Brand = Sells Drab Urn

written by queen mudder, 05 February 2010
Rating:

Now about those little jibes...

Russell Brand = Re: Bland Slurs

written by queen mudder, 05 February 2010
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Misting over that loudmouthed defamation?

Russell Brand = Blurs Slander

written by queen mudder, 05 February 2010
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Stop the Presses !

I just allway's wanted to say that ! You didn't have to actually stop the Presses !

written by mancalledhorsemanure, 05 February 2010
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Devil Dog's

I was going to write something for the Marine Corps "Green Machine," since they all ready have enough of " Gomer's Piles," for their " Stars and Stripes," that I have to shovel manure on Spoof !

written by mancalledhorsemanure, 05 February 2010
Rating:

B-52's Cold War Peace Keeper's

You've all heard of the B-52's with songs like " Love Shack ?" Well if I was a B-52,my song would be " Out House !"

written by mancalledhorsemanure, 05 February 2010
Rating:

Army Air Corps B-17

If I was in the Air Force as an Ace Fighter Pilot as 'Officer in Charge of the Latrine's,' my title would be " Colonel of the Urinal's," a real angel !

written by mancalledhorsemanure, 05 February 2010
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Captain Cabin Boy

If I was a sailor in the Navy I could be the Cabin Boy, (Officer in Charge of the Latrines )!

written by mancalledhorsemanure, 05 February 2010
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Don'tcha think I'm sexy?

Tom Cruise = I, Mr So Cute

written by queen mudder, 05 February 2010
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Porny? Moi??

Tom Cruise = I Core Smut

written by queen mudder, 05 February 2010
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Obama's Senate Seat Up for Sale !

I hear President's old Senate Seat is up for sale ? Like "George Washington's Slept Here," to rent a hotel the President should try " B.O. Farted Here," as well ! "He rode a Blazzing Saddle !

written by mancalledhorsemanure, 05 February 2010
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Damn vermin make us decompose!

Tom Cruise = Mice Rot Us

written by queen mudder, 05 February 2010
Rating:

Regret tacky TV comedy

Tom Cruise = Rue Sitcom

written by queen mudder, 05 February 2010
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Teensy beef dripping

Tom Cruise = Micro Suet

written by queen mudder, 05 February 2010
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Damp remedy?

Tom Cruise = Moist Cure

written by queen mudder, 05 February 2010
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He's a sexy number!

Tom Cruise = Erotic Sum

written by queen mudder, 05 February 2010
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Pest control's in charge!

Tom Cruise = Routs Mice

written by queen mudder, 05 February 2010
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Cold cancer?

Tom Cruise = Ice Tumors

written by queen mudder, 05 February 2010
Rating:

The Russian F22 will

not make a grown man whine, not unless he's President Obama

written by Tcoah, 05 February 2010
Rating:

While one will come out on top?

The American F22 or the Russian F22 clone?
The Russian F22 - why? Because they will build hundreds more of them.

written by Tcoah, 05 February 2010
Rating:

Just Like TV Stations

Old guy in long trench coat in park tells police that he was trying to capture the youth market.

written by Bureau, 05 February 2010
Rating:

Bruin or Trojan ?

After telling an UCLA fan that I preferred KUSC Classic Radio to his Sex, Drugs, and Rock and Roll he became very angry with me since it was he who showed me Spoof's Univeristy of Horse Manure ?

written by mancalledhorsemanure, 05 February 2010
Rating:

Nick Clegg and the story of the Little Red Riding Hood

I will count to three and will blow your house down and/or set fire to your greenhouse.

written by Tcoah, 05 February 2010
Rating:

It's nearly always best

to marry someone rich, but if you are rich the rule is optional.

written by Tcoah, 05 February 2010
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Hemetwood ?

Hemetwood a city in Riverside celebrates it's 100th birthday with song's like the " Star Spangled Banner," by Dan Damon, and " Springtime for Hemet and Riverside," by some Dork named Cork !

written by mancalledhorsemanure, 05 February 2010
Rating:

Not Closing The Gap

US Military Chief says US way ahead on technology such as unmanned drones but woefully behind in suicide bombers.

written by Bureau, 05 February 2010
Rating:

The Cop turned to the 20 something "pretty woman"

and whispered something into her ear. The girl young woman back and pulled out an apple and smashed it as hard as she could onto the cop's bald shiny head - hence the term "Copper Plated".

written by Tcoah, 05 February 2010
Rating:

Nothing lowdown cock here...

Nicole Kidman = No Menial Dick

written by queen mudder, 05 February 2010
Rating:

Pig's got nits!!

Nicole Kidman = Oink! Damn Lice

written by queen mudder, 05 February 2010
Rating:

Once upon a time there were three bunnies

GB, DC and NC - not Great Britain, District of Columbia (i.e., Washington, DC) or North Carolina. Just Gordon Brown, David Cameron and Nicholas Cage not Clegg.

written by Tcoah, 05 February 2010
Rating:

Had sex with furry beast

Nicole Kidman = Once Laid Mink

written by queen mudder, 05 February 2010
Rating:

Ever?

heard lightning while its snowing? Spoofer Tcoah just did.

written by Tcoah, 05 February 2010
Rating:

Fond of the old crook

Nicole Kidman = I Liked Conman

written by queen mudder, 05 February 2010
Rating:

Facebook Clone

found orbiting Mars - aliens made "it happen".

written by Tcoah, 05 February 2010
Rating:

Livingstone's bipolar about the open air pool

Nicole Kidman = Manic Lido Ken

written by queen mudder, 05 February 2010
Rating:

KGB - 'wants to know' - 'don't u know'

the feeding and sexual peccadilloes not of you, but of your neighbours ...

written by Tcoah, 05 February 2010
Rating:

She ain't the evil type

Nicole Kidman = No Kind Malice

written by queen mudder, 05 February 2010
Rating:

"Retail Experience" - "how was yours?"

MOD Admiral found wandering in his pajamas wearing socks with a bobble hat, and a blank expression on his face shopping in Tesco.

written by Tcoah, 05 February 2010
Rating:

No Balloon Payments

Despite some being legally back on the market, cosmetic surgeons say that breast implant sales are flat.

written by Bureau, 05 February 2010
Rating:

Find her in a wandering moose!

Nicole Kidman = In Nomadic Elk

written by queen mudder, 05 February 2010
Rating:

Family's into citrus LSD

Nicole Kidman = Lemon Acid Kin

written by queen mudder, 05 February 2010
Rating:

"Secrets Leaked Onto The Internet"

Gordon Brown whines like a kangaroo; Norman Lamont and Cherie Blair hate each other ("who knew"); Trident subs fire blanks ("didn't see that coming"); new Type 42 destroyer can't brew a decent cuppa

written by Tcoah, 05 February 2010
Rating:

Friar's into LSD

Nicole Kidman = Acid Line Monk

written by queen mudder, 05 February 2010
Rating:

"Wasn't A Gun"

Detainees at Guantanamo still cannot convince public that they were each shot in the face.

written by Bureau, 05 February 2010
Rating:

Pity there's no doctor in the family...

Nicole Kidman = No Medical Kin

written by queen mudder, 05 February 2010
Rating:

Her metallic world

Nicole Kidman = Nickel Domain

written by queen mudder, 05 February 2010
Rating:

Missing gofer?

Nicole Kidman = Lacked Minion

written by queen mudder, 05 February 2010
Rating:

Satan's in her oven!!

Nicole Kidman = Daemonic Kiln

written by queen mudder, 05 February 2010
Rating:

Connected to some funny guy

Nicole Kidman = Comedian Link

written by queen mudder, 05 February 2010
Rating:

Her pet name's crude

Nicole Kidman = Nicknamed Oil

written by queen mudder, 05 February 2010
Rating:

First Annual Reunion A Blowout!

Report from Islamabad, Afghanistan: Suicide Bombers reunion has a disappointing turnout.

written by Bureau, 05 February 2010
Rating:

Freezing her butt off?

Susan Boyle = Yon Blue Ass

written by queen mudder, 05 February 2010
Rating:

Any slut will do

Susan Boyle = Use Any Slob

written by queen mudder, 05 February 2010
Rating:

What a lazy asshole!

Susan Boyle = Ye Slob Anus

written by queen mudder, 05 February 2010
Rating:

The fish was off this Christmas!

Susan Boyle = No Yule Bass

written by queen mudder, 05 February 2010
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Hubble Discovery

Hubble finds that of the two moons of Mars, one is only a quarter moon.

written by Bureau, 05 February 2010
Rating:

Susan Boyle is innocent, OK??

Susan Boyle = No Sly Abuse

written by queen mudder, 05 February 2010
Rating:

She pays for classes

Susan Boyle = Buy A Lesson

written by queen mudder, 05 February 2010
Rating:

American nonsense?

Susan Boyle = US baloney

written by queen mudder, 05 February 2010
Rating:

Got a shirt for our Sue?

Susan Boyle = Any Blouses

written by queen mudder, 05 February 2010
Rating:

What's That Sound?

Paranoia reportedly on the rise according to..you know..Them!

written by Bureau, 05 February 2010
Rating:

She's a nervous mess

Susan Boyle = Uneasy Slob

written by queen mudder, 05 February 2010
Rating:

Only an erotic lad will do for our Sue

Susan Boyle = Sensual Boy

written by queen mudder, 05 February 2010
Rating:

Blames Heinz for flatulence

Susan Boyle = Lousy Beans

written by queen mudder, 05 February 2010
Rating:

Like Little Lambs

President Obama in a rage after team of con artists talk congressional committee into $1 trillion bailout.

written by Bureau, 05 February 2010
Rating:

England coach cuts down cult enemy!

Fabio Capello = I Lop Cabal Foe

written by queen mudder, 05 February 2010
Rating:

Pus-filled zit's a right gem!

Fabio Capello = Face Boil Opal

written by queen mudder, 05 February 2010
Rating:

Thwarts competent Godfather

Fabio Capello = Foil Able Capo

written by queen mudder, 05 February 2010
Rating:

Henhouse pixie's oral

fabio Capellon = Labia Coop Elf

written by queen mudder, 05 February 2010
Rating:

England coach's gay cult porkies

Fabio Capello = Poof Cabal Lie

written by queen mudder, 05 February 2010
Rating:

England coach is a slippery character

Fabio Capello = Capable of Oil

written by queen mudder, 05 February 2010
Rating:

Four-eyes Warsaw ref?

Fabio Capello = A Bifocal Pole

written by queen mudder, 05 February 2010
Rating:

No dummy pills for England coach

Fabio Capello = Foil A Placebo

written by queen mudder, 05 February 2010
Rating:

Chase Ends After Running Out Of Gas

Police in Maggoty, Arkansas chase speeding driver at 120MPH, both of them in a Toyota and both yelling on the phones.

written by Bureau, 05 February 2010
Rating:

Hid Inside 1,000 Speeches

Republicans accuse President Obama of hiding weapons of nuclear welfare!

written by Bureau, 05 February 2010
Rating:

Capello dumps Terry and hires the first GAY England captain!

Sick of sex-scandals, England boss Capello has hired the first GAY England soccer captain. He feels that his sex-hungry superstars must be controlled and unleashing a GAY in the showers, WELL!!!

written by Jaggedone, 05 February 2010
Rating:

This Is From A Curse

The head of the U.S. Nuclear Regulatory Commission says the radiation from the Three Mile Island nuclear power plant is not significant. That his having balls the size of coconuts came from elsewhere.

written by Bureau, 05 February 2010
Rating:

Size Of Coco Nuts

Pope Benedict XVI says that ten arrested Baptists in Haiti were trying to take over the country. Asks voodoo chief to return his balls to normal size.

written by Bureau, 05 February 2010
Rating:

Polanski Does A Stretch

Roman Polanski, still under house arrest, allowed to come out and stretch his legs.

written by Bureau, 05 February 2010
Rating:

Arkansas Organizes "Nader's Taters!"

Ralph Nader really serious about 2012. Say voters will see a different side of him in the next two years. Asks to be called "Darth Nader".

written by Bureau, 05 February 2010
Rating:

Based On Bull Moose Party

Many in GOP say that former Alaskan Governor Sarah Palin may lead a united Tea Party by forming The Polar Party.

written by Bureau, 05 February 2010
Rating:

Britain is flat BROKE

Latest UK financial news aint looking good, the whole place is bankrupt including Grannies who have too pawn their hot water bottles and the Government who are sinking in their own crap!

written by Jaggedone, 05 February 2010
Rating:

Obama Wanted Boomers Gone

People attending Freedom Party rally say that Obama's healthcare bill would have placed all the "Old Farts" in the past, if passed. Guest speakers are Sarah Palin & Boomer Esiason

written by Bureau, 05 February 2010
Rating:

Air Marshalls Report Cronyism, Chaos

They must have been reporting from Spoofington, N.Y.

written by Richard DagNabbit, 05 February 2010
Rating:

Opinion: O'Bomba Must Pull HIs Party into Line

Actually the GOP has already done that!

written by Richard DagNabbit, 05 February 2010
Rating:

Only 100,000 Betters, All From Arkansas

Oddsmakers in the US and Briton offer $1 Billion against $10 against the earth being destroyed by nuclear warfare.

written by Bureau, 05 February 2010
Rating:

Good Time For A Break

TV executives announce that the week of June seven will be declared "No Awards Show Week".

written by Bureau, 05 February 2010
Rating:

Les Paul Still At It

Music heard from the clouds over the grave of guitar legend Les Paul, sounds like a new type of harp.

written by Bureau, 05 February 2010
Rating:

Ten Still In Jail

Ten Baptists being held in jail in Haiti encouraged by the release of 20 Hare Krishnas allowed to leave airport and go home.

written by Bureau, 05 February 2010
Rating:

Thinning The Ranks

The United States having a hard time keeping up over two million prisoners. May place a few detainees in each prison to sort them out.

written by Bureau, 05 February 2010
Rating:

Geraldo Shoot Shot

Geraldo Rivera, back from trying to locate and do show revealing VP Cheney's Undisclosed Location, staggers back after being shot in the face.

written by Bureau, 05 February 2010
Rating:

"I Blow Him Up"

Al Gore in Haiti encounters voodoo leader saying people there are adding to global warming by building many outdoor fires, goes home with balls the size of coconuts.

written by Bureau, 05 February 2010
Rating:

"I Blow Them Up!"

Al-Qaida hoping to stir up unrest in Haiti encounters voodoo leader, go home with balls the size of coconuts.

written by Bureau, 05 February 2010
Rating:

Hoover Helps Haita

Hoover, Electrolux helping in Haiti. Hope to later fill the vacuum in power there.

written by Bureau, 05 February 2010
Rating:

She Was Awesome

'Striking' feathered dinosaur resembled 'exotic chicken', scientists reveal following fossil discovery of a big tooth.


written by Bureau, 05 February 2010
Rating:

Flash In The Sky

Fireball lights up the Irish sky as 'extremely rare' "meteorite" falls to the Earth at 100,000mph. Searcher hunt around the O'Kent farm.

written by Bureau, 05 February 2010
Rating:

Six Times Alcohol Limit

UK's drunkest driver who was six times over the limit and driving from the back seat is jailed. Claims his brakes didn't work, plans to sue Toyota.

written by Bureau, 05 February 2010
Rating:

YouTube Apology

Five-minute YouTube apology from Toyota boss as first of 1500 lawsuits filed so far over faulty pedal recall as other Toyota buyers at home stomping pedals to death.

written by Bureau, 05 February 2010
Rating:

Three-Hour Closings

24-hour drinking is cut to 21 hours: Law to shut bars should help those who want to go take a leak, go home and change soiled clothing.

written by Bureau, 05 February 2010
Rating:

Political Moves

Police question global warming 'sceptic' scientist over 'Climategate' email leak in effort to "kill the messenger".

written by Bureau, 05 February 2010
Rating:

Camel Burgers Now Being Served

Camel burger newest "healthy" option on Dubai menu, joins last year's hump roast.

written by Bureau, 05 February 2010
Rating:

Lifeguard To The Rescue

Lifeguard describes rescue of shark attack victim. "I poked him in the eye like we're told to do. Then I hit him in the face with a pie."

written by Bureau, 05 February 2010
Rating:

US Goverment Taking Over

US Government moving into central role in health care, everything else.

written by Bureau, 05 February 2010
Rating:

Colorful Dinosaurs

Ancient dinosaur had stripes, researchers say, also stars on those on North American Continent.

written by Bureau, 05 February 2010
Rating:

Have A Cold One?

Explorers' century-old whiskey found in Antarctic. May be offered on eBay as world's oldest Scotch on the Rocks.

written by Bureau, 05 February 2010
Rating:

Brown Seated

Scott Brown takes Kennedy seat in Senate, asks Republicans "What can Brown do for you?"

written by Bureau, 05 February 2010
Rating:

Bomb Suspect Talks

Law official: Airline bomb suspect flips on cleric. "We only used a dripping faucet", say jailers.

written by Bureau, 05 February 2010
Rating:

Bankers Appear Before Congress

Bankers try to put a better farce before Congress. I'm sorry, that should be "put a better face before congress."

written by Bureau, 05 February 2010
Rating:

Growth In The Pastry, Coffee Department

Washington cities clamp down on bikini baristas as near nude ladies serving has made hundreds of thousands fat as pigs.

written by Bureau, 05 February 2010
Rating:

Snow Bears!

Snow bears down on DC as Mid-Atlantic region preps. Al Gore points out that Snow Bears should not be this far south and global warming has them mixed up.

written by Bureau, 05 February 2010
Rating:

New Ketchup Packet

New ketchup packet allows for dunking or squeezing, for those who love it on their doughnuts or in their coffee.

written by Bureau, 05 February 2010
Rating:

They Did It!

Job losses from Great Recession about to get worse as politicians rush to point their fingers at each other.

written by Bureau, 05 February 2010
Rating:

Pluto Still Trying

Hubble sees Pluto changing color, ice sheet cover in trying to once again become a planet.

written by Bureau, 05 February 2010
Rating:

Obama Still Speaking

Obama to help commemorate 7 slain CIA employees today after speaking on all news programs except FOX, show up at several televised sports events & kid cartoon shows plus your cousin Chester's wedding.

written by Bureau, 05 February 2010
Rating:

Toyota Apologizes

Toyota's chief apologizes for global recalls and that we finally got caught.

written by Bureau, 05 February 2010
Rating:

Torture Update

The CIA announced today that waterboarding and other controversial measures will be replaced by forcing terrorists captured to watch National Public Radio fund raisers. DooWop and Roy Orbison lives.

written by Nailer, 05 February 2010
Rating:

NBC Announces New Show

Furor over the Tonight Show driving viewer numbers further down, the network announced a more diverse offering for the coming year. An example, A Down Home Country Christmas With Louis Farrakhan.

written by Nailer, 05 February 2010
Rating:

VP Biden's Double Fired

The Vice President's look alike was fired this afternoon after he gave a speech without once trying to shove his head up his ass, effectively "blowing his cover".

written by Nailer, 05 February 2010
Rating:

Nicholas Parsons changes his name

After joining his local nudist club Nicholas Parsons
changed his name by deed poll to Nickerless Persons

written by SPECTRUM, 05 February 2010
Rating:

Tesco Forced to Change Their Slogan

Tesco have been forced to change their advertising slogan from "every little helps" to "very little helps" after banning a glamour model for wearing a designer tracksuit.

written by IN SEINE, 05 February 2010
Rating:

UK Auditor: Politicans to Re-Pay Over $1.6M in Bogus Expense Claims

Must have caught the "Fraudster1A" virus from U.S. Politicians

written by Richard DagNabbit, 05 February 2010
Rating:

Lawyer: Jackson Doctor to Surrender Friday

Jackson Doctor: Like Hell I Am


written by Richard DagNabbit, 05 February 2010
Rating:

14 Years of Japanese Whaling "Research" Not Complete

Whalers say "Ongoing Taste Testing Research Inconclusive, More Whales Needed."

written by Richard DagNabbit, 05 February 2010
Rating:

"Precious" Movie Star Gabourey Sidibe Denies Nude Pics Rumor

Let us pray.

written by Richard DagNabbit, 05 February 2010
Rating:

Sandra Bullock Poised to Win Her Frist Oscar

Madonna in interview says "she's not that cute."


Talent Madonna, Talent.

written by Richard DagNabbit, 05 February 2010
Rating:

TeaParty Convention Begin in Nashville

FBI taking down license plates and using cams to photo all participants.

Looks like the Palin decoy worked. Time to drop the net.

written by Richard DagNabbit, 05 February 2010
Rating:

Firm to Pay $ 200K for Importing Bin Laden's Toys

Included were toy suicide bombs with Winnie the Pooh Graphics.

written by Richard DagNabbit, 05 February 2010
Rating:

Queen Mudder Writing Small Snippets

Very small. Like this one.

written by NickFun, 05 February 2010
Rating:

O'Bomba Shows Up Headling Big Dem Fundraiser

Raised more pocket change than anything. Big donors gave rolled coin.

written by Richard DagNabbit, 05 February 2010
Rating:

Republican Response Rambling, Incoherent, Liberals Say.

"In this present crisis, government is not the solution to our problem; government is the problem."

written by Adam Click, 05 February 2010
Rating:

Toyota Apology Letter Recalled

Toyota's open letter to it's customers,apologizing for the recall of it's entire product line,has been recalled after several customers lost control while reading it.They promise a safer letter soon.

written by Adam Click, 05 February 2010
Rating:

Blame Game Simplified

Obama administration issues an internet form to speed up blaming Republicans for everything. True believers only need to fill in The REPUBLICANS did_________, and forward it to DEM party headquarters.

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 05 February 2010
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Revelations of a Politician

House Speaker Pelosi says "She is shocked to find that President Obama is a big spending, rabid environmentalist, open borders advocate, I know what's good for you, far left wing liberal, like me!"

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 05 February 2010
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Political Surprise

Chris Mattress announced that "he didn't realize that House Speaker Pelosi was a woman until she jumped up and down 32 times during the president's state of the union address."

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 05 February 2010
Rating:

Khara, Khara, Khara

Saudi Arabia's Culture Minister announced today that Arabs are the lost tribe of Israel. Iranian pretender President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad was overheard saying "khara, khara, khara!"

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 05 February 2010
Rating:

Frankly My Dear

Frank the fallible fumbler facilitated fracturing Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac financially, frustrating families to frantically freak, folks finally furiously forwarding the fiendish fellow to Fiji!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 05 February 2010
Rating:

Congratulations to Democratic Loony Left Liberals

You have succeeded in doing something President George W Bush prevented from happening in seven years. Homeland Security has predicted a terrorist attack on the USA in the next three to six months.

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 05 February 2010
Rating:

A Real Snow Job

Washington DC is in the path of a winter storm that may dump two feet of snow. The storm would shut down the Capitol making children happy and taxpayers overjoyed that Congress will not be in session.

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 05 February 2010
Rating:

Some Things Remain the Same

LONE RANGER: Obama says AIG millions of dollar big bonuses are not good! TONTO: House Speaker Pelosi says millions of dollars for going to Copenhagen good! Washington still speaks with forked tongue!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 05 February 2010
Rating:

It's Called Murder

Iraq, Pakistan & Afghanistan must realize homicide bombers blowing up pregnant women/children in markets & burning girl's schools are called murderers & the deeds are not blameless religious events.

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 05 February 2010
Rating:

EPA Lawsuit

EPA sues all US environmental organizations, via a class action law suit, charging these groups are polluting the air and water with their environmental bullshit!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 05 February 2010
Rating:

O'Bomba Calls for Surrender Talks

GOP, with flanking Pentagon and Supreme Court Divisions Rolling towards White House demands "Full and Unconditional Surrender." Dems speechless, wondering how this could happen.

written by Richard DagNabbit, 05 February 2010
Rating:

Gold Is Third Commodity

World markets rally as gold hits new record high. Experts agree that in an uncertain economy, gold your third best investment. Right after food and water.

written by Bureau, 05 February 2010
Rating:

Economy Subject To Shocks

World economy still 'highly vulnerable' to shocks, warns IMF chief. "Let's say a sun flare set computers off that launch the nuclear weapons. That could be one big mess."

written by Bureau, 05 February 2010
Rating:

Plumber Pummeled

Plumber attacked after opening bedroom door to complain that he couldn't hear his "snake" going through the line with all the loud sex going on.

written by Bureau, 05 February 2010
Rating:

"Remember That Time?"

Rom Houben, trapped in a 23-year 'coma' was conscious all along and came out of it last year, doing very well off everything everyone said and did around him when they thought he wouldn't know.

written by Bureau, 05 February 2010
Rating:

Death row inmate chooses

death by Toyota over death by injection

written by Tcoah, 05 February 2010
Rating:

Death Row Inmates offered reprieve if they

test drive Toyota cars after brake fix - civil rights groups complain

written by Tcoah, 05 February 2010
Rating:

Toyota declares itself illegal

And sells itself for a song to the Lada car company

written by Tcoah, 05 February 2010
Rating:

Sarah Palin's Outrage Retraction

Upon hearing Rahm Emanuel's offensive comments were directed at liberal democrats, she told reporters "Well never mind then. They ARE F-ing retards!"

written by Daniel Williams, 05 February 2010
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