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Under Obama

... "what has America come too that America is intimidated by a tin-pot dicatorship in Iran and routine human rights abuser China.

written by Tcoah, 20 February 2010
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Lousy commentators

President Putin = Inepter Pundits

written by queen mudder, 20 February 2010
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Moron at bowling

President Putin = Stupider Tenpin

written by queen mudder, 20 February 2010
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They feed him by tube

President Putin = Piped Nutrients

written by queen mudder, 20 February 2010
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Now he's spying on Spoof snippets?

President Putin = Intrude Snippet

written by queen mudder, 20 February 2010
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He's all of these too

President Putin = Nipped Runtiest/Snipped Nuttier/Printed Puniest

written by queen mudder, 20 February 2010
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Spoof Snippet Zoner Beware!

President Putin = Untried Snippet

written by queen mudder, 20 February 2010
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Girls! Don't Throw Out Those Old Lacy Undies!

Make them into a lady Gaga mask instead! Say tabloids.

written by Skoob1999, 20 February 2010
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He's so overdrawn!

President Putin = Unspent Riptide

written by queen mudder, 20 February 2010
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He's so vain!

President Putin = Trendiest Pinup

written by queen mudder, 20 February 2010
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UK Accused Of Torture

Prisoners forced to watch 'Dickinson's Real Deal' on a loop.

written by Skoob1999, 20 February 2010
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Filthy little bastard!

President Bush = He Spurns Bidet

written by queen mudder, 20 February 2010
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Cat on a Hot Tin Woof

President Bush = The Inbred Puss

written by queen mudder, 20 February 2010
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Cocaine binge got messy

President Bush = Shits Up Bender

written by queen mudder, 20 February 2010
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Blame this asshole for the cost of the recession!

President Bush = Debt Punishers

written by queen mudder, 20 February 2010
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Teddy Kennedy's little chip of the old block?

President Bush = Ted Shrub Penis

written by queen mudder, 20 February 2010
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Cloven-hooved Diana!

President Bush = Biped Huntress

written by queen mudder, 20 February 2010
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Wipe than backside nice and clean!

President Bush = Purest Behinds

written by queen mudder, 20 February 2010
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Ass on fire

President Bush = Behinds Erupts

written by queen mudder, 20 February 2010
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Gleamin vermin

President Bush = Burnished Pest

written by queen mudder, 20 February 2010
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Yeah, like The Pullitzer?

President sarkozy = Naked Prizes Story

written by queen mudder, 20 February 2010
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Non-Kosher Art of Motorcycle Maintenance?

President Sarkozy = Zen Porky Disaster

written by queen mudder, 20 February 2010
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Susan 'Boil' loves him!

President Sarkozy = Endears Porky Zits

written by queen mudder, 20 February 2010
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Ass mess?

President Sarkozy = A Donkey's Spritzer

written by queen mudder, 20 February 2010
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Mink's gpot measles?

President Obama = A Bad Ermine Spot

written by queen mudder, 20 February 2010
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Dunked in the pond in Martha's Vineyard?

President Obama = A Baptism Redone

written by queen mudder, 20 February 2010
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Audacity of Dope?

President Obama = A Tribesman Dope

written by queen mudder, 20 February 2010
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Naked effrontery!

President Obama = A Bared Nepotism

written by queen mudder, 20 February 2010
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Kinda like a proctologist

President Obama = A Abdomen Priest

written by queen mudder, 20 February 2010
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Man's got balls!

President Obama = Obtained A Sperm

written by queen mudder, 20 February 2010
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South Accrington

Not a preferred safari destination.

written by Skoob1999, 20 February 2010
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To Spoof Or Not To Spoof That Is The Question!

A Spoof mole on a social network has posted the Spoof are reviewing their Token Economy. Votes and star ratings will be abolished in favour of a laugh if you wanna laugh mentality akin to watching TV!

written by iscrivener, 20 February 2010
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Palin Denies Accusations

Sarah Palin says that, although she DID call Africa a country, she did NOT say King Kong lived there. "That was McCain!"

written by Bureau, 20 February 2010
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But It Fed The Family

New York Policeman admits times are hard today but not like in his grandfather's days, when he lost his police position and had to debloat many a corpse pulled from the East River.

written by Bureau, 20 February 2010
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With or without the anaesthetic?

Pennsylvania = Anal Envy Snip

written by queen mudder, 20 February 2010
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White House In Uproar

Barack Obama still mad over not getting health bill he wanted, got ever madder today when he found a nude picture of Tiger Woods in Michelle billfold.

written by Bureau, 20 February 2010
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Nothin but a hound dog...

Massachusetts = Mutt's Ass Chase

written by queen mudder, 20 February 2010
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Obligatory innocence

Massachusetts = Chaste Ass Must

written by queen mudder, 20 February 2010
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Filth in a little packet...

Massachusetts = Ass Smut Sachet

written by queen mudder, 20 February 2010
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Hide the dessert wine here!

Massachusetts = Muscat Stashes

written by queen mudder, 20 February 2010
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Maybe it's that 'Iran Holocaust' stuff to blame!

South Carolina = A Torah Uncoils

written by queen mudder, 20 February 2010
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How dare you!!

South Carolina = A Harlot Cousin

written by queen mudder, 20 February 2010
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Kinda, er, orgasmic?

South Carolina = A Coital Onrush

written by queen mudder, 20 February 2010
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Must be pretty picturesque

South Carolina = A Location Rush

written by queen mudder, 20 February 2010
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Taking the piss?

South Carolina = Urinal Cahoots

written by queen mudder, 20 February 2010
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Moi et mon escargot

South Carolina - Snail Coauthor

written by queen mudder, 20 February 2010
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Just Right For That Old Penny Pincher

Monks at Gethsemane say one of their top selling coffins built there is "Poor Man's Particle Board Special".

written by Bureau, 20 February 2010
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Ahmadinejad beware!!

South Carolina = Iran Holocaust

written by queen mudder, 20 February 2010
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Especially With Golfers

Monks at Gethsemane say one of their top selling coffins built there is "The 19th Hole".

written by Bureau, 20 February 2010
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Top stylist only!

South Carolina = Saloon Haircut

written by queen mudder, 20 February 2010
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Monks Making Caskets

Monks say one of their top selling coffins built there is "The Dirt Devil"

written by Bureau, 20 February 2010
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Need An Appointment

Bill Clinton reveals that Hillary always keeps a chair and some magazines outside her bedroom door.

written by Bureau, 20 February 2010
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Sounds Like A Winner

American Airlines introduces new motto: Terrorists are afraid to fly with us!"

written by Bureau, 20 February 2010
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At Least The Park In Beautiful

Slow sports time of year not helped by ESPN's "Central Park Dog Hockey" Twelve Contestants, twelve scoops.

written by Bureau, 20 February 2010
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Not with a Big Bang but with an.....

New Hampshire = Ashen Whimper

written by queen mudder, 20 February 2010
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One Injured When She Falls Wrong Way

Slow sports time of year not helped by ESPN's "Kirstie Alley Tipping, Live From Madison Square Garden"

written by Bureau, 20 February 2010
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ESPN Looking Hard

Slow sports time of year not helped by ESPN's "Miniature Golf With Sharpened Windmill Blades!" "Too much slicing the ball for me", says announcer.

written by Bureau, 20 February 2010
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Angelic, once upon a time

New Hampshire = When Seraphim

written by queen mudder, 20 February 2010
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But No Off Track Betting

Slow sports time of year not helped by ESPN's "The Ben Hur Amish Buggy Masters!"

written by Bureau, 20 February 2010
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Dog Wipes Out First Five!

Slow sports time of year not helped by ESPN's "Look Ma, No Hands Tour De Little Rock, Arkansas"

written by Bureau, 20 February 2010
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Worse Than Dwarf Bowling!

Slow sports time of year not helped by ESPN's "Championship Plumbers Bowling with one point for each pin, minus on each time asscrack appears!"

written by Bureau, 20 February 2010
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Slow Sports Time

Slow sports time of year not helped by ESPN's "Donkey Basketball Final Four".

written by Bureau, 20 February 2010
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It Was Chester's Fault!

Tiger Woods blames sex problems from slipping and reading "Chester The Molester" in dad's old Hustler Magazines.

written by Bureau, 20 February 2010
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Proctology tool?

North Carolina = Anal Iron Torch

written by queen mudder, 20 February 2010
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Introduction to lustful hooker

Nporth Carolina = Carnal Ho Intro

written by queen mudder, 20 February 2010
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Big Puss just got the snifffles

North Carolina = No Lion Catarrh

written by queen mudder, 20 February 2010
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Geprge W Bush's Golden Eagle?

California = A Frail Coin

written by queen mudder, 20 February 2010
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Conspriacy theorists' skulls can be wrapped in it

California = Crania Foil

written by queen mudder, 20 February 2010
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Ethnic stuff I guess

California = Racial Info

written by queen mudder, 20 February 2010
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Mineral beauty treatment?

California = Iron Facial

written by queen mudder, 20 February 2010
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Easygoing family show

The Fliontstones = Not Tense Filths

written by queen mudder, 20 February 2010
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This herb makes them 'loose'

The Flintstones = Fennel Shits Tot

written by queen mudder, 20 February 2010
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Copyright issue!

The Flintstones = Insolent Thefts

written by queen mudder, 20 February 2010
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Cricket Latest

Elton John caught from behind.

written by Skoob1999, 20 February 2010
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Missing Tiger's filthy shenanigans already?

Mount Rushmore = Mourn Hero Smut

written by queen mudder, 20 February 2010
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US Politician Puts 'Rapper Grip' on Condor

A US politician has angered animal rights groups by violently gripping a condor and trying to throttle the bird. Nothing like this has happened since Dubbya tried to mate with a pig.

written by Earl Grey, 20 February 2010
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Wildlife Photography Tips

When photographing lions, tigers, bears, or crocodiles - don't stand too close to the subject.

written by Skoob1999, 20 February 2010
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Queen of all she surveys!

Mount Rushmore = Our Mum's Throne

written by queen mudder, 20 February 2010
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Where's the sting?

Mount Rushmore = Mum's Our Hornet

written by queen mudder, 20 February 2010
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Tiger Back On Course In 2029

When he's finished apologizing

written by Skoob1999, 20 February 2010
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UK kids bereft...

Mount Rushmore = Mourn US Mother

written by queen mudder, 20 February 2010
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SUVs are banned

Mount Rushmore = No Hummers Tour

written by queen mudder, 20 February 2010
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Cancer nostalgia

Mount Rushmore = He Mourns Tumor

written by queen mudder, 20 February 2010
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Bluefin?

Mount Rushmore = Mushroom Tuner

written by queen mudder, 20 February 2010
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Something funny about those faces...

Mount Rushmore = Monster Humour

written by queen mudder, 20 February 2010
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Bigger than Simpsons' hero?

Mount Rushmore = Surmount Homer

written by queen mudder, 20 February 2010
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Ashley Cole Bucks Trend

Sorry, I'll read that again: Ashley Cole fff....maybe not...

written by Skoob1999, 20 February 2010
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Robert Pattinson's PR Tip

Don't joke about vaginas.

written by Skoob1999, 20 February 2010
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Tiger Woods Latest

Golf star in love dodecahedron.

written by Skoob1999, 20 February 2010
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Darth Vader Unmasked

It was really Dave Prowse dressed up, with James Earl Jones doing the voice. You heard it here first!

written by Skoob1999, 20 February 2010
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Michael Caine's Acting Tips

Always act like Michael Caine. (See also, John Wayne, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Jim Carrey, Hugh Grant etc)

written by Skoob1999, 20 February 2010
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Antoni Gaudi's Design Tips

"Bin the ruler."

written by Skoob1999, 20 February 2010
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Dali's Painting Tips

"Imagine there's been a fire and everything melted."

written by Skoob1999, 20 February 2010
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Lily Allen "On the Slippery Slope"

Lily Allen needs to take care, it was claimed yesterday. "That girl is on the skids. She even looks like a cross between Brian Jones and Elvis", claimed Vince Bastiple in a letter to The Daily Star.

written by Erskin Quint, 20 February 2010
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Is That An Undiagnosed Wart Or Have You Had A Bowel Movement?

Woman loses FOUR stone in ONE day after doctors find extra weight is undiagnosed wart on her ass.

written by Bureau, 20 February 2010
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No Flies On Me

Complains Venus Flytrap in garden centre.

written by Skoob1999, 20 February 2010
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Organ Donor Makes Statement

"Hang on! I'm not dead yet!"

written by Skoob1999, 20 February 2010
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Lily Allen "Has to Fly"

Gobby singer Lily Allen only arrives at awards ceremonies by plane because she's always drunk, it was claimed yesterday. "She's too pissed to walk anywhere" Arthur Sixpence said in a letter to The Sun.

written by Erskin Quint, 20 February 2010
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Too Many Oprah Appearances

"Men Who Can barely But Still Kiss Their Own Penis" to go off the air next month.

written by Bureau, 20 February 2010
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Rats!

"Hot Summer Days & Rotten Roadkill As Fuels Of The Future" to go off the air next month.

written by Bureau, 20 February 2010
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Overdone Already

Great Speeches, Gestures & Chair-Over-The-Head Between Sunnis & Shiites" to go off the air next month.

written by Bureau, 20 February 2010
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Never Cared For It

"Featuring The 'No-Hit Wonders Of Rock & Roll' to go off the air next month.

written by Bureau, 20 February 2010
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Rats! Funniest Show Out There

"Great Discussions of The Classics With Paris Hilton & Britney" to go off the air next month.

written by Bureau, 20 February 2010
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After Friends (Quakers) Record It

"Let's Insult The Amish Since They Can't Hear This" to go off the air next month.

written by Bureau, 20 February 2010
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British/Georgian collaboration sleighs 'em in Vancouver

Amy Williams has won a gold medal for Britain in the women's skeleton event at the Winter Olympics in Vancouver. The skeleton used by Williams was that of the late Olympic luger Nodar Kumaritashvili.

written by neilwatson, 20 February 2010
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That's Tuba Bad

The 'Tuba For Today's Lovers' program to go off the air next month.

written by Bureau, 20 February 2010
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Dog Gone It!

The Whistled Show Tunes Only Dogs Can Hear to go off the air next month. Sorry Fido.

written by Bureau, 20 February 2010
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Stephanopoulos Can Stuff It

George Stephanopoulos about the only one pleased with Tiger Woods conference. Even read "Tiger Tiger, Burning Bright" in his comments.

written by Bureau, 20 February 2010
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Bennett and Hockney "The Same Man"

Limp-wristed miserablist Alan Bennett is the same person as wierd poncey painter David Hockney. "You never see them together", said Mrs Jonquil Brittle in a letter to the People's Friend.

written by Erskin Quint, 20 February 2010
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Celebrity Winter Olympics On The Way

More news about the upcoming ITV Celebrity Winter Olympics reality show. Victoria Beckham and Kate Moss are earmarked for the skeleton bob.

written by Erskin Quint, 20 February 2010
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Chelsea Players Told To Clean Up Their Act

"Be more like Tiger Woods. And me," says Abramocrit.

written by Skoob1999, 20 February 2010
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Mysterious "Posse" Engineered United Defeat

"We weren't beaten by Everton today. It was the bloody Posse," Sir Alex says enigmatically.

written by Skoob1999, 20 February 2010
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"Belgians Unable To Communicate" Says Doctor

The shock medical 'breakthrough' of a Belgian who can communicate may turn out to be a false dawn, warns a Doctor. Apparently the Belgian continues to mumble into his beer about cycling.

written by Earl Grey, 20 February 2010
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UK Denies All Knowledge Of Dubai Plot

UK spokesman Moshe Rabbinowitz says "Oi vey, we don't know already!"

written by Earl Grey, 20 February 2010
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Labour Voters Have 'Submerged Optimism'

It's been submerged in a ton of shit by Brown and Darling

written by Earl Grey, 20 February 2010
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Take A Second Look At Brown

Isn't he an ugly bastard

written by Earl Grey, 20 February 2010
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Note Pinned To Simon Cowell's Door

It says "Please do not. I'm Disturbed."

written by Earl Grey, 20 February 2010
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Weightlifting Ant Wins Competition

A weightlifting ant lifted an entire man earlier today. At the presentation the man scrapped the ant of his shoe, before saying "it's what he would have wanted"

written by Earl Grey, 20 February 2010
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Dutch Government Collapses

Another heavy night on the Oranjeboom to blame

written by Earl Grey, 20 February 2010
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Tiger Woods Addicted To Sex

Thank God he isn't addicted to golf anymore

written by Earl Grey, 20 February 2010
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Cheryl Cole Reduced To Snippet Status

"I hate that Tiger Woods!" she says. (Allegedly)

written by Skoob1999, 20 February 2010
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Woman With Penis Claims Gold At Olympics

Canadians lodge complaint about her helmet.

written by Earl Grey, 20 February 2010
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"We Have Nore Gas Than They Do"

British Gas profits surge 50% as cash-strapped elderly freeze. "Be prepared for suicide Rascals", elderly warn.

written by Bureau, 20 February 2010
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No Police Chase

Police told not to chase criminals at end of a shift 'to cut down on overtime payments'. That's at 10PM tonight, all you little thieves out there!"

written by Bureau, 20 February 2010
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Just One Chicken's Guess

Local chicken reveals that they cross the road when depressed. Try to reach their permanent 'other side' after crossover. "Anything's better than being a I say, being a chicken", says Leghorn.

written by Bureau, 20 February 2010
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But Why The Other Side

New study shows that 90% of chickens hit while attempting to cross the road, hit by Toyota vehicles.

written by Bureau, 20 February 2010
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Sounds Just Like Them

All councils told to cut bin collections to once-a-fortnight in bid to slash costs, cut down on volume.

written by Bureau, 20 February 2010
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Tiger Not Really Humble

Many viewers say Tiger Woods didn't look humble enough during apology. "Especially when mentioning his ten-inch penis", says one viewer.

written by Bureau, 20 February 2010
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Operation Flashback!

Brown launches 'Operation Fightback' as he calls on voters to 'take a second crook.....look' at Labour!

written by Bureau, 20 February 2010
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Well, That's OK Then

Sick trade in NHS medicines: Profiteering chemists cash in by selling life-saving drugs to European clinics. "Mostly placebos to France", says one.

written by Bureau, 20 February 2010
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Same Old Tiger

Finchem believes Woods' apology 'heartfelt', 'fartsmelt'.

written by Bureau, 20 February 2010
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Tiger Speaks, Leaves

Tiger Woods makes hurried speech and then leaves before press questions, at 120 MPH in Toyota Camry. Glances fire hydrant.

written by Bureau, 20 February 2010
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New 19th Ho!

Woods will return to golf but only on his own terms: Two hour break between 9th & 10th holes for Hos.

written by Bureau, 20 February 2010
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Tiger Makes Offer

Woods will return to golf but only on his own terms: Two nudes throwing rose petals before him.

written by Bureau, 20 February 2010
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May Return To Golf Tour

Woods delivers but only on his own terms. I'll return for to golf if allowed to have women carry me in sedan chair.

written by Bureau, 20 February 2010
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Woods Rules For Return

Woods delivers but only on his own terms. Must have three women caddies at every event.

written by Bureau, 20 February 2010
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Painting Skyscapes Hint:

Use blue. Lots of it. Or red if it's a sunset.

written by Skoob1999, 20 February 2010
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Even When In Two Seats

Fewer airliners crashed in 2009, but more died. Experts say that fat people hit the ground harder.

written by Bureau, 20 February 2010
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Rowling Denies Plagiarism

"I didn't start no plague damnit!" she says.

written by Skoob1999, 20 February 2010
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Obama Hurting Business

Companies say Vegas air limits for Obama will hurt as president tries a new way to drive down our economy.

written by Bureau, 20 February 2010
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FFA Oversight

FAA oversight of American Airlines is faulted. FAA spokesman says "We thought they went bankrupt years ago."

written by Bureau, 20 February 2010
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Conan To Tour

Conan weighing live tour; next stop, Europe? Barbarian may then sack Rome.

written by Bureau, 20 February 2010
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"It's True, I May Be Guilty"

Woods makes his case as millions of head-shakers pause to watch.

written by Bureau, 20 February 2010
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"We Are The World"

Celebs record 'We are the World' in Spanish, Yiddish, Klingon!

written by Bureau, 20 February 2010
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"Rest Of Country" Splitting From US?

Obama keeps all-Democratic health care option open. Rest of the country on it's own.

written by Bureau, 20 February 2010
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Tiger Blames Not Sleeping

Tiger Woods blamed lack of sleep for his problems, same as Bill Clinton.

written by Bureau, 20 February 2010
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Clinton Lack Of Sleep

Clinton: Lack of sleep added to health problem. Hillary: Tell me about it!

written by Bureau, 20 February 2010
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Jesus Christ Superstar

Walks Like a woman and he wears a bra, says Elton John

written by Earl Grey, 20 February 2010
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PayPal A Real Pal

PayPal to become a way to pay for Facebook ads, loans from Hot Knife Silvio.

written by Bureau, 20 February 2010
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Marine Census Completed

Marine census grows near completion. Determine that they are: The Few. The Proud. The Marines.

written by Bureau, 20 February 2010
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Australia Threatens Japan

Australia threatens Japan over whaling program as leaders say something fishy definitely going on, in their waters.

written by Bureau, 20 February 2010
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So THERE It Is!

Scientists vacuum up the data on dust, lost cat toy.

written by Bureau, 20 February 2010
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Toy Yoda Trying To Help Toyota Out

Japan hopes Toyoda can burnish Toyota's image as tenth customer this week drives 110 MPH on 30-second trial drive through showcase.

written by Bureau, 20 February 2010
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Move Out Of The Way

Karzai: NATO still causes too many civilian deaths. Orders citizens not to allow Taliban to hide behind them.

written by Bureau, 20 February 2010
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"Or Else, It Could Be..."

FBI closes anthrax case, says scientist was killer. Immediately receives another envelope full.

written by Bureau, 20 February 2010
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Duff Engaged

Hilary Duff engaged to NHL player. She will conduct a draft this Wednesday, then tell us who won.

written by Bureau, 20 February 2010
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"PropHim Up In His Seat"

Lautenberg's illness could hurt Senate Democrats. Of course they are a lot more concerned about his health than any silly politics.

written by Bureau, 20 February 2010
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Sounds Perfect

Apologetic Tiger Woods unsure of return to golf. Could move to Minnesota, run for office.

written by Bureau, 20 February 2010
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Woods On Golf

Apologetic Tiger Woods unsure of return to golf. Golf unsure about return of Tiger Woods.

written by Bureau, 20 February 2010
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PM Withdraws Challenge

Ukraine's PM Tymoshenko withdraws vote challenge, after friendly ten-hour visit from foes.

written by Bureau, 20 February 2010
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Hinn's Hen Leaving

Wife of televangelist Benny Hinn files for divorce, right after "Marriage Retreat".

written by Bureau, 20 February 2010
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Some A Little Ticklish

Hawaii may add gambling to its natural beauty. You will be able to stuff bills down front of grass skirt greeters.

written by Bureau, 20 February 2010
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Circus Scenes at WH

Circus zebra causes mayhem on U.S. highway
Said White House staffer: "Nothing compared to the circus inside the White House".

written by Tcoah, 20 February 2010
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Beauty & The Beast

Hawaii may add gambling to its natural beauty. You will be able to see a beautiful view from atop 40-floor casino, before jumping off.

written by Bureau, 20 February 2010
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Trillion Here, Trillion There, It All Adds Up

Study: States must fill $1 trillion pension gap, another $1 trillion in southern tooth-gap!

written by Bureau, 20 February 2010
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A Ladder Day Saint!

Using ladder, veteran rescued people from Texas office!

written by Bureau, 20 February 2010
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Obama: Health Meeting A Test Of Problem-Solving

A case of "I'll show you mine if you'll show me yours"?

written by Bureau, 20 February 2010
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Charade Or Parade?

Obama: Health meeting a test of problem-solving. GOP demands to start over.

written by Bureau, 20 February 2010
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Sunni And Share?

Sunni party drops out of Iraq's national elections as leading number of citizens in polls from other countries.

written by Bureau, 20 February 2010
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Sunni Or Later

Sunni party drops out of Iraq's national elections. Will await US leaving and take over then.

written by Bureau, 20 February 2010
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Sunni's Leave

Sunni party drops out of Iraq's national elections. Ralph Nader sees his chance!

written by Bureau, 20 February 2010
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Zebra escapes from Edinburgh Zoo

A Zebra escaped from Edinburgh Zoo yesterday. Onlookers claimed it kept running back and forward across the road but it would not use the Zebra Crossing

written by SPECTRUM, 20 February 2010
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John & Edward is Jedward

If John and Edward are known as Jedward then Jack Straw And Gordon Brown could be Jordan now that's a thought

written by SPECTRUM, 20 February 2010
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After Military Coup In Niger

After a Military Coup In Niger Silly Scotsman Sam Stewart wants to know how does a cow use a gun anyway

written by SPECTRUM, 20 February 2010
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Irishman Disqualified at Winter Olympics

Irishman Pat Murphy was disqualified at the Winter Olympics after he turned up at the Curling event with a pair of Curling Tongs

written by SPECTRUM, 20 February 2010
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Tiger Eats Humble Pie During Press Conference

Members of that band refuse to comment on the incident.

written by Adam Click, 20 February 2010
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Protecting Cash-flow

"Swiss prostitutes trained to use defibrillators in brothels to prevent clients dying"

written by Tcoah, 20 February 2010
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Dictionary Definition of insanity

Welsh Assembly Government

written by Tcoah, 20 February 2010
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Outer Hebrides

to be used as a parking lot for the Toyota cars judged too dangerous to be recalled.

written by Tcoah, 20 February 2010
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British Rail

What happenend when the railways caught Toyotalytis.

written by Tcoah, 20 February 2010
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Central London

That bit of London which is in "Zone 1" after Iranian nuke strike.

written by Tcoah, 20 February 2010
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GPS in Toyota Cars

Man drives into heaven through Heaven's gates - "Recalculating route ... do a U-Turn".

written by Tcoah, 20 February 2010
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"Simply the Best"

or worst

written by Tcoah, 20 February 2010
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"Commonality"

Tiger Woods and John Edwards

written by Tcoah, 20 February 2010
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"Had to Happen"

Gordon Brown calls in Tiger Woods

written by Tcoah, 20 February 2010
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Kim; A Wonderful Cartoon!

Iran's supreme leader criticizes US military moves, latest Tim Burton movie of Alice In Wonderland. Immediately draws fire from Kim in NKorea.

written by Bureau, 20 February 2010
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Bet You Do!

Guy thrown off Arkansas jury for the tenth time for loudly asking the judge if he had a penis pump under his robe?

written by Bureau, 20 February 2010
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Arkansas Jury Duty

Guy thrown off Arkansas jury for the ninth time for loudly proclaiming, "Can I throw the switch? Huh? Can I throw the switch?"

written by Bureau, 20 February 2010
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Kicked Off Again

Guy thrown off Arkansas jury for the eighth time for loudly proclaiming, "Is somebody frying asses in here?"

written by Bureau, 20 February 2010
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King Tut Traveling US

Some surprises in King Tut being revealed for the first time and just now released was the fact that he had on a rainbow wig with "Go Pharoahs" flag beside him.

written by Bureau, 20 February 2010
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Michelle Distrought after she finds Barry Kissing His Own Ass!

First Lady claims he always wanted to be an Olympic Gymnast, but couldn't make the Indonesian Team, was too old for the Chinese, and while a great contortionist, never could straighten himself out.

written by Morse, 20 February 2010
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Obama Rushed to Emergency Surgery after Close Encounter with Himself!

Secret Service found the President ' lip locked' to a fulll length mirror in his dressing room this morning. Surgery broke the air tight seal of his lips,which were described as 'slightly chapped.'

written by Morse, 20 February 2010
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Obama Warns Americans Again about" Blowing" Money in Vegas!

Travels to city spending $700,000 on plane and entourage, promises $1.5b to bail out foreclosures in state, then jets to Atlantic City , Michigan and California to shoot some more crap.

written by Morse, 20 February 2010
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"Crazy Person" Sues the Spoof.com for Invasion of Privacy!

An inmate behind bars for the criminally insane has sued the Spoof.com saying at least 12 fictional characters in the Serial "Life at Moorview" depicts incidents from his real lives. Defense: "NUTZ!"

written by Morse, 20 February 2010
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Interpol Now Hunting Dubai Assasination Suspects in Thailand!

Investigation reveals 18 Hit Men were actually just one person with multiple identities who has eluded detection since 2006. Thai police say they are shaking trees to see if bad monkey falls out.

written by Morse, 20 February 2010
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Harrah's Casinos Welcome 100,000 Has Beens For This Weekend's Live Performances

Fleagle from The Banana Splits to headline in concert performance with one hit wonder singer of Mambo Number Five.

written by Jalapenoman, 20 February 2010
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Harrah's Casinos Welcome 100,000 Has Beens For This Weekend's Live Performances

Hilary Duff surprised that she's already achieved has been status, but says "I guess the younger Disney Channel skanks took my place."

written by Jalapenoman, 20 February 2010
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Harrah's Casinos Welcome 100,000 Has Beens For This Weekend's Live Performances

Loggins and Messina would perform House At Pooh Corner, but the hundred acre wood was chopped down for commercial development.

written by Jalapenoman, 20 February 2010
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Harrah's Casinos Welcome 100,000 Has Beens For This Weekend's Live Performances

Ken Jennings wants to try his hand this time at Celebrity Jeopardy (if Sean Connery will let him)

written by Jalapenoman, 20 February 2010
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Harrah's Casinos Welcome 100,000 Has Beens For This Weekend's Live Performances

Paul Reubens under contract not to go to any adult theatres and play with himself this week (whether or not he's dressed as Pee Wee Herman)

written by Jalapenoman, 20 February 2010
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A Good Omen for GM

The president of Toyota Inc. is to testify before the US House Oversight and Government Reform Committee. He will be chauffeured around Washington DC in a pre-production model Chevrolet Volt.

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 20 February 2010
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Conservative Political Conference Convenes

Conservatives today called for swift Congressional action to allow gays to openly serve in the military, legalize same sex marriage, more deficit spending & endorsed President Obama for a second term!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 20 February 2010
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EPA to Examine Water in Several States

The EPA is studying water in CA, NC, SC, AK & NV. The objective is to see if a correlation of extracurricular activities of T. Woods, J. Edwards, M. Sanford, W. Clinton & J. Ensign with water exists.

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 20 February 2010
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Hardly Going Green

Environmentalists suggest toilet paper be eliminated and replaced with pine cones that have fallen naturally from trees. Proctologists anticipate hidden out-breaks of poison ivy and poison sumac.

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 20 February 2010
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New Way of Presenting Statistics

Instead of providing an absolute unemployment figure, politicians say "the rate of new job losses has slowed." Would you feel the same way if sexually transmitted diseases were presented this way?

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 20 February 2010
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Something Still Smells Bad

Iranian Supreme Leader Ayatollah Ali Khamenei said his country was not seeking any "stinking" nuclear weapons! Iranian deodorant makers were extremely happy to hear this pronouncement!



written by Philbert of Macadamia, 20 February 2010
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Who Did It?

A CIA source spoke, on the condition of anonymity, about the recent assassination of a Hamas operative in Dubai. "The CIA feels that either the Keystone Cops or the Marx Brothers were involved."

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 20 February 2010
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Tough Choices Ahead for Fiscally Responsible Independents

Conservative Ayatollahs of the Republican Party are determined to purge moderates (heretics) from their so called big tent. Sage advice to the Democratic Party; shut-up & let the GOP self destruct.

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 20 February 2010
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Nuclear Power Plant (NPP) Construction

Environmentalists whined, after Pres. Obama guaranteed loans for NPP construction, "building takes so long!" These loons ask for hearings on the number of lawn mowers used!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 20 February 2010
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Golfer Taken to Emergency Room

On being admitted to the hospital an avid golfer said "I told my wife I was going out to play 18 holes," while she was reading a newspaper article about Tiger Woods's dalliances!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 20 February 2010
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EPA Building Plan Endangered

The GSA rejected the EPA's request for new buildings on the basis that the agency did not file an environmental impact statement! Environmentalists also spotted a nest of Spotted Owls on the site.

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 20 February 2010
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