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Manson Out of It!

"Cell" Phone: Charles Manson Busted with a Mobile. Helter Skelter psycho called people in California, NJ and Florida to say 'hippie dodooo'.

written by Bureau, 04 December 2010
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Branch Bank!

Chase Bank orders branch to remove Christmas tree. Workers remove tree but keep branches. After all, they say, we're a branch bank.

written by Bureau, 04 December 2010
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Sony releases 22in TV

"I'm glad it's all over!" said the cross dressing dwarf.

written by Julian Shure, 04 December 2010
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Charles Manson Caught With Phone

Charles Manson said he liked the cell phone reception he got in solitary confinement, but was sad to see the guards didn't want him to have a phone.

written by UWGB-Beek, 04 December 2010
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WikiLeaks Loses PayPal, but Still Has Google AdSsense

WikiLeaks lost a source of revenue when PayPal stopped their services. They did point out that they still were using Google AdSense, so the website should stay up and running for awhile.

written by UWGB-Beek, 04 December 2010
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Obama Can't Beat Bully Republicans

Obama can't win when it comes to getting anything past Republicans, and he even called them "Bullies" for all the mean stuff they were saying about him.

written by UWGB-Beek, 04 December 2010
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Spain's Deputy PM says strike will not happen again

The Deputy Prime Ministers wife has since forgiven him, as long as it never happens again.

written by Julian Shure, 04 December 2010
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Palin pleads confusion as shots ricochet off neighbours' homes

"I was house huntin'! That's still legal in this country, ain't it?"

written by Catherine the Average, 04 December 2010
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"I'm Not Up For A Seventh Take!"

Couple in Viagra commercial begin calling each other bad names after sixth take: "Teenie Weenie!", "Bear's Ass!"

written by Bureau, 04 December 2010
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Reasons Jobs Are Scarce

4 Reasons Jobs Remain So Scarce! Number One: There are a lot fewer businesses to hire you since they're belly-up also.

written by Bureau, 04 December 2010
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More & More Government

Report: More Government Involvement Needed in College Search Process! Also, in helping you find that stupid TV remote that has gotten your blood pressure up again!

written by Bureau, 04 December 2010
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Health Buzz: Government Sets Health Goals for 2020

Everyone will naturally be thinner because of the wrecked economy and lack of food.

written by Bureau, 04 December 2010
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Hillary: This Time It's Not Bill!

The Thing in the Senate Basement has apparently hauled away another intern.

written by Bureau, 04 December 2010
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UN Sending Spies?

Iran says UN agency sending spies, not inspectors. "It says so right here in this WikiLeak."

written by Bureau, 04 December 2010
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Doctor Resigns

Doctor finds himself telling patient to "Take two aspirins and call me in the morning." Resigns.

written by Bureau, 04 December 2010
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Another NASA Delay

NASA delays space shuttle launch until next year after someone had spit some gum out and it was strung out all over the ground. Something going on here.

written by Bureau, 04 December 2010
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Biden Gives Assurances

VP promised the American people today that there would never be another 911! "At least for a thousand years."

written by Bureau, 04 December 2010
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Ivory Coast In Chaos

Ivory Coast dispute leaves 2 presidents, complete chaos! Worse than Florida after 2000 election.

written by Bureau, 04 December 2010
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Uk puts freeze on Scandinavia

" Uk puts freeze on Scandinavia ? "

Sounds like a case for Vaug Veum,or he Norwegian ?The franch have enough to worry about with Inspector Clouseau as their Chief inspector and the Pink Panther?

written by mancalledhorsemanure, 04 December 2010
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Uk puts freeze on Scandinavia

" Uk puts freeze on Scandinavia ? "

Sounds like a case for Vaug Veum, or he Norwegian ? The franch have enough to worry about with Inspector Clouseau as their Chief inspector and the Pink Panther?

written by mancalledhorsemanure, 04 December 2010
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Drunk Now Homeless

Drunk returns home to bench to find squatters have taken control of it.

written by Bureau, 04 December 2010
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German Woman Arrested

German arrested in US spider smuggling sting. The notorious "Black Widow" has finally been tracked down.

written by Bureau, 04 December 2010
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Princess Anne Tweet

Just back from stables. Gave horses Sainsbury's hays-of-the-world advent calendar.

written by Catherine the Average, 04 December 2010
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Sour Note

Royal Variety organizers declined Cameron and Clegg offer to sing duet at December 10th event.

written by Catherine the Average, 04 December 2010
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Gordon Brown to Deliver Channel 4's Alternative Christmas Message

Record high ratings anticipated for Queen.

written by Catherine the Average, 04 December 2010
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Princess Anne Tweet

You don't follow do you? Andrew and I don't give a toss what you think.

written by Catherine the Average, 04 December 2010
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Say what you really mean

Mitch McConnell says it's a "very sensible decision not to raise taxes on anybody during a recession." His vote says he'll raise taxes on everybody unless America's wealthy get a big, fat tax break.

written by The San Francisco Onion, 04 December 2010
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She Was Wearing Gloves

World's hottest pepper is 'hot enough to strip paint'. sent that one guy who broke up with his girlfriend in Wendys to go screaming out the door.

written by Bureau, 04 December 2010
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PayPal Cuts WikiLeaks

PayPal cuts WikiLeaks from money flow. This after rumors that PayPal would get their comeuppance next.

written by Bureau, 04 December 2010
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Apologies To Hookers

Senate showdown may pave way for rear-end tax deal. I'm sorry, that should have been 'year-end tax deal. Please ignore the first part if you're a hooker.

written by Bureau, 04 December 2010
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I'm Being Followed By A Moon Goddess

UN Global Warming summit begins with prayer to 'Mayan moon goddess', Charlene Darling.

written by Bureau, 04 December 2010
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We're Number One!

Nation's '2nd Most Dangerous City' To Lay Off Nearly Half Of Police Force. Mayor says they are bound for number one!

written by Bureau, 04 December 2010
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Chicken Worker Dies Playing Chicken

Worker at chicken factory sucked into machine, decapitated, bagged before workers noticed the big bag.

written by Bureau, 04 December 2010
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Goodbye Internet Freedom

Wave goodbye to Internet freedom. FCC crosses the Rubicon into online regulation. No more naked movie stars, singers or politicians on The Spoof!

written by Bureau, 04 December 2010
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No More Public Office!

HILLARY: Secretary of State will be 'my last public position'. "I'd like to say it's been pleasant serving you but instead, I'll ask each one of you to kiss my pant-suited ass!"

written by Bureau, 04 December 2010
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Senate Rejects Obama Plan

Senate Rejects Obama's Tax Plan, Setting Stage for Deal. "You gotta know when to hold them, know when to fold them", says Joe Biden.

written by Bureau, 04 December 2010
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WP7 - 'Market Leader'

Microsoft announced this afternoon that Windows Phone 7 is the best seller in their target market, namely "Rip-off of iPhone'.

written by thebalancer, 04 December 2010
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Thatcher abandons Cameron

"Not nearly unkind enough."

written by Catherine the Average, 04 December 2010
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Cat Fight Brewing?

SuBo's Pebbles rumoured to have signed recording contract.

written by Catherine the Average, 04 December 2010
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Attention Span Deficits Hit UK News Cycle

Fifa is the new WikiLeaks

written by Catherine the Average, 04 December 2010
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Qatar Looking For WCUP Fans!

Qatar must win over skeptical World Cup fans as many still having trouble finding it on the map.

written by Bureau, 04 December 2010
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Spider-Man Musical Pretty Sorry?

Producer of Spider-Man musical not climbing walls according to the latest news on the Web.

written by Bureau, 04 December 2010
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Step Out Of Your Car & Let Me Measure You

Study says even being a bit overweight is risky, especially around the Fat Police in California.

written by Bureau, 04 December 2010
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Needs More Study?

Panel recommends expanding use of stomach bands. Told that expanding them will cause them not to work.

written by Bureau, 04 December 2010
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Hitting US Early?

One in three Americans already got their flu shit this year.

written by Bureau, 04 December 2010
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Cyber Attack Hits India

Cyber attack hits India's investigative agency but so far none has hit TheSpoof thanks to fluber bandersnatch.

written by Bureau, 04 December 2010
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Cyber Attack!

India's federal investigative agency says its website has been temporarily shut down by a cyber attack blamed on a Pakistani group. "We will return fire..wall."

written by Bureau, 04 December 2010
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Hooked Up In Bed?

Experts keep close eye on badly injured whale. One observes that maybe they should put in back in the water.

written by Bureau, 04 December 2010
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One Nearly Made It

2 more rare red foxes confirmed in Sierra Nevada hunter's traps.

written by Bureau, 04 December 2010
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Not Nice To Fool Mother Nature

As climate talks drag on, more ponder techno-fixes like seeding clouds. Others ask, "Hasn't anyone been watching those old B-Horror movies?"

written by Bureau, 04 December 2010
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Thanks NKorea

SKorea trade pact could mean thousands of US jobs as factories reopen producing weapons.

written by Bureau, 04 December 2010
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This Should Help

Senate to vote on Democratic tax cut plans for those making $8,000 or less.

written by Bureau, 04 December 2010
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Freedom Of Speech

Texas Rep. Ron Paul: Don't prosecute WikiLeaks' Julian Assange because of freedom of speech. Told to sit down and shut up.

written by Bureau, 04 December 2010
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Rangel Not Winning Any Friends

Rangel: I don't deal in average American citizens, just the elite like myself.

written by Bureau, 04 December 2010
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Average Joes Recognized

Average joes welcomed alongside celebs at Elaine's Restaurant. Also, at most theaters and performances.

written by Bureau, 04 December 2010
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Kenyan WikiLeaks

Kenya PM's Call to Arrest Gays Jeopardizes HIV Prevention! WikiLeaks: Obama's father was gay..in between women.

written by Bureau, 04 December 2010
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Of All The Luck

Ex-contractor gets 7 years in fraud case, after breaking mirror when shaving before trial.

written by Bureau, 04 December 2010
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Better Act Dumb!

Ranking among the brainiest cities are Boulder, Colorado. No Zombies Allowed!!

written by Bureau, 04 December 2010
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Morning Pride Parade #2

Hometown pride! As the men of Bear Wallow marched down the street completely nude in Bear Wallow, Kentucky. Only mishap was one rear-ending near the bandstand.

written by Bureau, 04 December 2010
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Morning Pride March Goes Off!

Hometown pride! As the men of Bear Wallow marched down the street completely nude in Bear Wallow, Kentucky.

written by Bureau, 04 December 2010
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Sports Running Out Of Adjectives

Lakers blow out Kings, mop up the floor, trounce and leave them a big pile of crap on the basketball floor, easily snapping 4-game skid.

written by Bureau, 04 December 2010
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Joes Are Welcome Here!

Average joes welcomed alongside celebs at Elaine's. Motto: You can see anyone you want, at Elaine's Restaurant."

written by Bureau, 04 December 2010
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It's The Old Libyan Standoff!

Memos reveal US-Libya standoff over uranium. Is this what's happening now in Iran?

written by Bureau, 04 December 2010
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CEO Villian To Retire

Successful and reviled Massey CEO retires in weeks, after making millions from blowing off mountain tops.

written by Bureau, 04 December 2010
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So That's What VP's Are For?

Obama, troops cheer each other in Afghan visitwith Joe Biden holding up big "CHEER!" sign behind Obama's head.

written by Bureau, 04 December 2010
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Who Couldn't See THIS Coming?

Ore. police search house near Islamic center, investigating mosque burning in revenge for planned Oregon terrorist bombing.

written by Bureau, 04 December 2010
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"Doing A Heckova Job!"

Obama, troops cheer each other in Afghan visit, among the 'boos' outside the tents.

written by Bureau, 04 December 2010
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Cause Of Fire In Israel

Israeli police say negligence likely caused blaze. "Some drunk camper forgot to piss out the campfire."

written by Bureau, 04 December 2010
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Air Chaos In Spain

Spain declares 'state of alarm' over air chaos. Part of it, the use of "near-miss' in the air by planes. Pilots say, there are no "near Misses", only "near Hits!"

written by Bureau, 04 December 2010
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Spain Has Emergency

Spain declares 'state of alarm' over air chaos as workers go on strike. Some walk out in mid-air.

written by Bureau, 04 December 2010
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World's Fastest Train

China passenger train hits 300 mph, breaks record as breaks fail and it finally stops in Mongolia after jumping track.

written by Bureau, 04 December 2010
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Brainest City

The Most And Least Brainy Cities In America? New Orleans! BRAINS!!

written by Bureau, 04 December 2010
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The Chili Weapons Of The Future

World's hottest pepper is 'hot enough to strip paint'. Also, some in hospital, say it destroyed their whole plumbing system.

written by Bureau, 04 December 2010
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Is It Worth It?

Could WikiLeaks survive without Julian Assange? Probably, but what has it revealed that we didn't already know?

written by Bureau, 04 December 2010
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Is It Worth It?

Could WikiLeaks survive without Julian Assange? Yes, but only until they take down his replacement. Then they'll get the idea.

written by Bureau, 04 December 2010
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Obama On Taxes

Obama on Taxes: 'I Believe It Will Get Resolved'..in our lifetime!"

written by Bureau, 04 December 2010
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Dem Tax Cut Plans Same As Usual

Senate to vote on Democratic tax cut plans but no use listening. It's an ad for the 2012 campaign, you've heard it for 50 years and they need to get s out of today's mess.

written by Bureau, 04 December 2010
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Top Tip:

Have another drink - it'll make you feel better.

written by Ellis Ian Fields, 04 December 2010
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LeAnn Rimes Absolutely Hates The Name of Her Upcoming Christmas Music TV Special

LeAnn Rimes says that she would appreciate it if ABC would change the name of her upcoming Christmas Music Special which is titled, The LeAnn Rimes' Merry 'Husband-Stealing' Christmas Special.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 04 December 2010
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The Real Reason Why Dallas Cowboy Star Miles Austin Misses Ex-Girlfriend Kim Kardashian

Dallas Cowboys star Miles Austin confessed that he really and truly does miss his ex-girlfriend Kim Kardashian. Austin stated, "Hell I loved using Kimmy's big, humongous ass as a TV tray."

written by Abel Rodriguez, 04 December 2010
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Wikileaks Report: Sarah Palin Can See Russia And Guess Who Else From Her Front Porch?

Sarah Palin reportedly told Sean Hannity that she can see Wikileaks' Julian Assange from her front porch in Wasilla, Alaska.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 04 December 2010
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Susan Boyle, Alias SuBo, To Change Her Name

Susan Boyle has told the BBC that she plans on changing her last name from Boyle to the not-so-bad sounding Boil.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 04 December 2010
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Say Bro, Can You Pass Me The Watermelon Please?

The Order of National Food Ingredients has just announced that contrary to widely held beliefs, watermelons do not contain any water whatsoever.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 04 December 2010
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Another Bushism?

Barbara Bush told reporters that son, George, embarrassed her & his father the first time they met the Obamas by asking Barack Obama if he was that guy who played Kramer's lawyer on Seinfeld?

written by Bureau, 04 December 2010
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Obama Visits Troops

After visiting our troops in Afghanistan today, President Obama says he is cautiously optimistic about the war there.

written by Bureau, 04 December 2010
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Bipartison Vote

Both political parties make Ponzi schemes illegal. Social security canceled.

written by Bureau, 04 December 2010
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