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The One and Only Great Hulk Hogan Will Be Making A Wrestling Comeback

Hulk Hogan who recently turned 74, has just had major back surgery. He plans on making a comeback. He said that his first outing will be a charity grudge match against Clay "The Chicken Wing" Aiken.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 30 December 2010
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Rihanna Talks About Her "Upstairs" and Her "Downstairs" (WINK-WINK)

Rihanna is still insisting that the bright, bright red hair color of her 'curtains' matches the bright, bright red hair color of her 'carpet.' (WINK-WINK).

written by Abel Rodriguez, 30 December 2010
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What Do The KKK and Arizona Have In Common?

A spokesklansman for the Ku Klux Klan has issued a statement stating that the KKK organization wishes to wish Happy New Year greetings, but ONLY to the residents of Arizona.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 30 December 2010
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Galaxy may sell Beckham for North Korea's GDP

North Korea shows "Bend it like Beckham" Rumors of his transfer to the Pyongyang Proletarians continue. Kim Jong Un renames the Female Peasants' Collective 46A as "Spice Girls" in honor of Victoria.

written by Big Bunny News, 30 December 2010
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Britney Spears Latest Crotch Photo Poster - But Will It Really Sell?

Britney's best friend, fellow blonde Jessica Simpson has just about convinced her to release a life-size poster of her 'Up Skirt' photo which clearly shows her c-section scar.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 30 December 2010
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You'd Never Guess What Heidi Montag's 39th Plastic Surgery Is Going To Be

Heidi Montag, The Queen of Plastic, plans to ring in the new year with her 39th plastic surgery. Montag plans on having her ovaries rotated.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 30 December 2010
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UK 1000-Year Winter

UK: WINTER MAY BE COLDEST IN 1000 YEARS!! Checking facts with Larry King.

written by Bureau, 30 December 2010
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Lady Gaga Replacing Dick

Lady Gaga's balls to drop, bringing in 2011 in Times Square!

written by Bureau, 30 December 2010
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Wonder Why?

Grizzly bear deaths near Yellowstone rise in 2010, ever higher in Alaska.

written by Bureau, 30 December 2010
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O'Donnell Blames Thugs

O'Donnell: Spending accusations are 'Chicago thug' tactics. Blames organized crime boss, "Tarface"!

written by Bureau, 30 December 2010
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On The Face List?

Iconic face of Rosie the Riveter poster dies. Rest of her body doing fairly well.

written by Bureau, 30 December 2010
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Disgraced President

Disgraced ex-Israeli president has been convicted of forced porking.

written by Bureau, 30 December 2010
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Bloomberg's Self-Punishment

NYC mayor: City's snowstorm response unacceptable. Makes himself get down and give citizens 100 push-ups.

written by Bureau, 30 December 2010
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Russia Still Russia

Russia to keep add three more "K's" to Khodorkovsky prison sentence!

written by Bureau, 30 December 2010
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Midwives Call For "Seismic Shift"

"I, for one, am fed up to the back teeth with the way the continents look. Every year, in the atlas, everything's the same. It's time for a change," says top midwife Felicia Fontanelle.

written by Ellis Ian Fields, 30 December 2010
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Fire Damages Belgian Beer Abbey

EIF News & Features staff in panic buying spree...

written by Ellis Ian Fields, 30 December 2010
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Nearly One In Five To Reach 100

Calm down... nearly 1 in 5. That's more than 4 in 5 won't. You and I know who will, don't we?

written by Ellis Ian Fields, 30 December 2010
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The oldest trick in the book

A 72-year-old prostitute who works in a residential home in Swindon has got her name printed in the telephone directory. She claims to be the "Oldest Trick in the Book"

written by IN SEINE, 30 December 2010
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Spotlight shifts from Disney girls

The recent Disney girls' scandals have been trumped with the news that Hello Kitty is pregnant

written by Big Bunny News, 30 December 2010
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Lady Gaga makes pre-op resolution

Lady Gaga says her New Year resolution is to fight the bulge or have the operation

written by Big Bunny News, 30 December 2010
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Michael Jackson still haunts the world!

The dirty world pointed a dirty finger at dirty Wacko Jacko, now he's come back to haunt the world who either loved him or hated him, especially the one's who milked him?

written by Jaggedone, 30 December 2010
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boney M dancer dies singing?

Although Bobby Farrell (RIP) could never sing, he was still one of the most popular disco kings of all time, he's swimming in his own "Rivers of Babylon" now!

written by Jaggedone, 30 December 2010
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Warning! 5

Now the shits landed! Check your face, clothes and hair!

written by armfeetandtoe, 30 December 2010
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The Reason Why Paris Hilton Is A "No Show"

Paris Hilton wants everyone to know that she is not in the "Witness Protection Program." She confessed that reporters are not talking to her because they all say that she doesn't do a damn thing.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 30 December 2010
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The Amazing Case of The Counterfeit Chinese Chopsticks

Chinese authorities in Hong Kong have just confiscated over half a million counterfeit chopsticks that were headed for Oklahoma.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 30 December 2010
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It Looks Like They Just Don't Make Camels Like They Used To

Residents of the Kalahari Desert have noted that Global Warming is having quite an impact. Many camel herders are reporting seeing camels with their humps actually sizzling in the mid day sun.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 30 December 2010
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Detroit's Brand New Tourist Slogan May Just Work

Detroit is not pleased that it is now known as "The Crime Capital of America." They've implemented a new tourist program called, "Visit Detroit - and just stay in your hotel room."

written by Abel Rodriguez, 30 December 2010
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The Reason The African Country of Mumtanda Raised It's Retirement Age To 90

The over crowded African country of Mumtanda has just raised the retirement age to 90. They are hoping that lots of the elderly will move to neighboring Loombeezi or Lower Zamgola.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 30 December 2010
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WikiLeaks, YouTube Merger Talks Fail

Disagreement over new company name suggestions: YouLeak or LeakyTube.

written by Hawking's Chair, 30 December 2010
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2010 Will Be Remembered As The Leak Year

Too many leaks...

written by Hawking's Chair, 30 December 2010
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Obama Changes New Year Resolution

New resolution: Quit making new resolutions about quitting smoking.

written by Hawking's Chair, 30 December 2010
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Khodorkovsky case nears sentencing phase

Judge in Khodorkovsky case nears sentencing phase. Still completing spelling phase.

written by Bureau, 30 December 2010
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Giant Internet Companies to Merge

Rumours are emerging that 2 of the world's largest Internet companies are to merge to form FaceBoogle. Further rumours suggest a third party joining which would create TwiceBoogle.

written by Collins_and_Dutton, 30 December 2010
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Australian Floods Not Caused By WikiLeaks

Assange: "We don't take that kind of leaks."

written by Hawking's Chair, 30 December 2010
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Massive Car Bomb in London

A massive 5,000lbs bomb was defused at the offices of the London Times tonight. The Little Sisters of Mary Dublin claimed responsibility, "for that cartoon about Mary" printed in Sunday's Supplement.

written by Auntie Matter, 30 December 2010
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National Archives

Documents released today reveal that Harold MacMillan tried to persuade Margaret Thatcher to relax her tough monetarist policies in the 1980's. Maggie told 'Big Mac' her bugger was 'not for turning'.

written by j.w., 30 December 2010
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Pope Near Death

Pope Benedict known to his friends as "Eggs" was rushed to hospital this morning. Secretary Fr. Corleone said it had nothing to do with his "urbi et orbi" promise to sell up and give all to the poor.

written by Auntie Matter, 30 December 2010
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Neil Gaiman Innocent

Kids' writer Neil Gaiman denies he was paid millions by Rowling to stop bitching about being plagiarized. "It's a load of bull!" said he, from his castle in France.

written by Auntie Matter, 30 December 2010
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Warning! 3

The shits started to land!

written by armfeetandtoe, 30 December 2010
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Warning! 2

Now the shits flying in all directions!

written by armfeetandtoe, 30 December 2010
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Warning!

The shit has just hit the fan!!!

written by armfeetandtoe, 30 December 2010
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