In the dog house
Labrador Retrievers, convinced they are starving, furious Bob Geldof hasn't done a video to feed them.
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At Last! 7
I give up! I fukin give up! Now they've forgotten what it was they were looking for!
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Demi's sex tape. Miley Cyrus speaks out
Miley Cyrus is said to be furious at being upstaged by Demi Lovato sex tapes. She says she will now do her own live webcam with Liam
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Sandra Bullock and Demi Lovato
Sandra Bullock denies that she and Jesse James make a guest appearance in Demi Lovato's sex tapes. But she says she will continue with her plans to adopt Justin Bieber
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Demi's uncle contacts Cosa Nostra
The Lovato clan is said to have contacted the New York families and taken out a contract with Rocco the Psycho to hunt down the source of rumored sex tapes.
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Warning Notice Writers Conference
This year's Warning Notice Writers Conference will be at G-Mex on January 3th. This notice may not be used as a flotation device, contains small parts unsuitable for children, and may contain nuts.
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written by
IainB, 19 December 2010
Princess Anne Tweet
Make do with lessers: servants make fantastic pins for a round of Skittles!
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Brace for a Generation of BA Babies
Left with little to do at shambolic Heathrow, reports say stranded travellers are shagging like mad.
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Eddie Murphy Wants To Have A Baby With Rebecca Ferguson
"Why the hell not?" says Hollywood comedy icon. "It worked with Scary Spice!"
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Writer Gets Part Way Through Vehement Diatribe Against Sexism
Then forgets what he was doing as that scene in 'Trading Places' where Jamie Lee Curtis takes her top off crops up.
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