Senate Repeals 'Don't ask, don't tell'
Star Trek's Sulu, aka Geeorge Takei, first impression was, "Beam me up Scotty."
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Thought For The Day:
Boobee-doo do do ... pom te pompom. Tramps like us... what? Oh sorry, tuned out there for a mo... where were we? Ah, yes - the significance of faster-than-light travel in the works of Jane Austen...
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Top Tip:
Vegetarians - while it will probably cause you no harm, be aware that eating meat will mean you should no longer label yourself "vegetarian."
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Ipswich v Leicester City Match Halted By Buzzard
Sorry - that should read 'blizzard.'
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Which way to Nirvana?
You can't get there from here.
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Arizona
The Governor of Arizona, Jan Brewer, has today called on his followers to join the campaign to exonerate Vlad The Impaler.
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University of Maryland Study: Fox news viewers misunderstand issues more than most
"Total BS,"says a loyal viewer, "I know William and Kate are getting married in England, the capital of Great Britain."
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Lawyer: "WikiLeaks founder Julian Assange is innocent of sex crime allegations"
Assange's lawyer, Mark Stephens, said, "We intend to prove that Mr Assange's balls are too big for the allegation to stand up."
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MSNBC's EdShow suspended indefinitely
Pundit Ed Shultz's reference to talking heads on rival networks "is a concern." "He mentions them constantly, we want to be sure they aren't paying him to boost their ratings at MSNBC's expense."
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Up Against the Wall
Michelle Obama defriends Queen on Facebook in hurt feelings row over royal wedding guest list.
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Sarah Palin against any 'Dream Act' Legislation
According to Palin, "Wet dreams and nocturnal emissions go hand in hand and are none of the government's business."
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"The King's Speech" nominated for 7 Golden Globe Awards
Ba-ba-based on a tr-true st-st-story of K-King George VI in the m-mm-mid 20's,it t-tt-tells of him seeing an Aus-Aust-Australian about his prob-prob-lem with,oh cr-cr-crap, I've run out of sp-sp-spac…
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Princess Anne Tweet
How to play Pin the Tail on the Virgin Sacrifice if K. Middleton not at Sandringham for Xmas?
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At Last! 6
I've had a word, and they promise to sort themselves out.
Now, the found it crew are working with the misplaced crew and they promise to come up with something for us.
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Sarah Palin and John Boehner Accuse Trio (Santa Claus/Julian Assange/Barack Obama) of Planning Sex Attack on Parliament
Christmas Eve Day plot should not affect WikiLeaks, X Factor, or football.
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US inmate John Duty executed with animal drug - BBC News
A shortage of sodium thiopental, the kinder, gentler drug for death row inmates in the US, forced the state to use pentobarbital so that, "he could die like the damned dirty dog he was."
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