Amnesia conference
This year's amnesia conference is to be held at the O2 Arena. Please write this down. Nobody came last year. Yes, there was one last year. What? It's at the O2 Arena. Huh? The AMNESIA conference.
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written by
IainB, 14 December 2010
Favre Streak Ends
Favre streak came to an end, but used time on the sidelines to send Jenn Sterger pictures of himself in street clothes.
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Cliff Lee Doesn't Like Yankees
Cliff Lee doesn't believe money is why he plays the game and really doesn't want the Yankees to win any more World Series, so he isn't going to sign with the Yankees.
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Help Santa
The deer have done a runner and the sliegh has been clamped.
Mr claus has been done for drink driving and his wife has done a bunk with Elf.
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Bellagio Bandit
Armed bandit robs Bellagio casino, escapes with $2 million in chips...reportedly only had one arm!
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Bureau, 14 December 2010
Gays should 'refrain from any sexual activities' at Qatar World Cup: FIFA President Sepp Blatter
"Additionally, words like header, banana kick, man short, first time ball, shoot out and flick should not be used."
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written by
JAB, 14 December 2010
Julian Assange Seduced In Jail
Sorry - Julian assange released on bail.
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Latest Wikileaks Cable- Sex charges are Fake
The latest release of US diplomatic cables includes one from Washington to Stockholm. In brief, it asks for Sweden to issue an arest warrant for Assange under any circumstances.
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Bad Headline Number 73
Defendant's Speech Ends In Long Sentence
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Honest Politician Claim Debunked
William Hague, has apologised for his silly claim - he
made it up while drunk, and not in bed with one of his male colleagues.
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Top Tip:
Renaissance poetry lovers - if you don't understand Italian, make sure you buy a relevant translation of Dante.
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But who will be her freaky celebrity pet?
Liz Hurley advances bid to become Liz Taylor.
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Thinning Heir
Clarence House says engagement photos airbrushed because hairbrush deemed unnecessary.
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All Rights Reserved
TSA considers Aguilera X-Factor appearance as new 'Security and You' video.
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This may feel a little bit cold
Christina Aguilera unrepentant after on-air trip to gyno.
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Deck chairs on the Titanic to be re-arranged
Unexpected rash of celebrity break-ups threatens another tedious round of who's shagging who.
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Virtual Princess?
News of the World claims Kate Middleton may be a hologram after engagement photos airbrush shock.
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Princess Anne Tweet
Cut down Christmas tree today. Teeth quite sore.
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