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Bathroom Burglar Caught

The police in Huddersfield caught a burglar last night after he broke into a bathroom window, stood on a set of scales and gave himself a weigh. He was both heavy-handed and light fingered.

written by IN SEINE, 11 December 2010
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Sarah Palin unexpectedly meets humanitarian delegation in Haiti

Former Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin baffled to see so many black people upon arriving in Port-au-Prince - she had meant to book her vacation in Aix-en-Provence, in France.

written by The San Francisco Onion, 11 December 2010
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Victor Nicholas Banned from Isle of Wight!

Canadian writer and outdoorsman banned from scenic isle after accused of 'taking the piss' and making fun of rampant banality involving inhabitants.
Said Vic, "Hey, I just call em like I see em!"

written by Morse, 11 December 2010
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India Threatens to shut down The Spoof after Story Dump!

After editor Mark Lowton said he had dumped 20k shite stories on the unsuspecting public in 2010, Indian Internet Officals cut off his visa account,
and dumped 400k Spoof Times stories in the UK.

written by Morse, 11 December 2010
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Featured Writer Award Now Just as Random as Nobel Prize say Monkey Woods!

The expat writer, now living in spendour on the beach in Pattya, says the award has just as much meaning as the Nobel Prize. He cited Obama, Gore, and
Wayne Rooney as examples of Norwegian Insanity.

written by Morse, 11 December 2010
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Frankie the J Snaps after Receiving Fruit Basket!

Spoof Icon Frankie the J went 'mental' upon receiving a 'Fruit Basket" from fans. Stuffed with poems, flowers, fudge, and a chocolate cock ring, Frankie wound up stuffing it up the nurse's arse.

written by Morse, 11 December 2010
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Missing Writer SFO Traced to San Francisco Soup Kitchen!

Salvation Army Colonel apologizes for the kitchen accident. Says SFO fell into kettle of ox tail soup and was "eaten by mistake just last week."

written by Morse, 11 December 2010
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Scottish transport Minister resigns, he got stuck in the snow!

Scottish transport Minister resigns, he failed to melt the snow in Scotland and even got stuck in a snow drift! His replacement is a snowman wearing a kilt and a carrot, much more efficient?

written by Jaggedone, 11 December 2010
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More Yobs Turn themselves in to beg for jail time in England!

Crime on streets lowered as job shy prefer jail where sex is free, and they even get to keep a souvenir video of the Action. Eu applauds action, says everyone entitled to get "f***d under their laws.

written by Morse, 11 December 2010
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Animal Rights Shock as Rare Pony Herd Culled to Improve UK Balance of Trade!

Protests in Exmoor today after claims the herd was turned into Spam and exported to Hawaii in a trade agreement brokered by Prince Andrew in exchange for 24 Tons of Hawaiian Tropic sunscreen.

written by Morse, 11 December 2010
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Terrorists Do Something Good for Once, Blow Up X-Factor

LONDON - Intellectuals rejoiced in Britain today, as Ali Ibrahim destroyed the studios of ITV's X-Factor talent show. The police are treating the attack as 'accidental', and will not preceed further.

written by Inhopeless, 11 December 2010
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Obama Recovering after 12 Stitches for Fat Lip Incurred during 'grab ass' shower assault!

Doctors said the 12 were taken to close up a fat lip after 'gay' behavior in WH locker room where he was accused by team mate of 'double dribbling' and dropping soap 'just 1 too many times!"

written by Morse, 11 December 2010
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Yob Impregnates 19 Women Who He chatted up at Bus Stops!

London's Big Bus Tour vows to improve schedule, reduce waiting time so
passengers 'don't get bored' waiting in queue.

written by Morse, 11 December 2010
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Chippendale, Queen Anne, others upset over this year's Noble Peace Prize Winner

"The committee awarded this year's prize to a nondescript chair, sniffed, a Louis XV, zis
is an insult, awarding ze prize to that bourgeois."

written by JAB, 11 December 2010
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Spoof Writer Lynton Now Subject of Medical Wonder!

After a 6 month wait for NHS kidney stone op, Doc removes 4 blood diamonds, a bloodstone, 2 Calcites, and world's largest Quartz Cat's eye. Editor Tweets:
Congratulations, YOU WON!

written by Morse, 11 December 2010
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Obama plays second fiddle to Clinton at White House press briefing

Clinton stayed an extra 30 minutes after Obama left, leaving Helen Thomas in a red stained dress and beret to remark, "Just like the old days." No mention of cigars.

written by JAB, 11 December 2010
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Royal Rolls-Royce for sale

For Sale: Used Rolls Royce. Splashes of white paint on exterior. Scattering of commoner yellow and royal brown on the inside. Slight odor.

written by JAB, 11 December 2010
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Chinese leader cracks down on North Korea's Kim Jong- IL

In a harsh rebuke, to 'Dear Leader,' the Chinese leader reminded him, "Hu's your daddy?"

written by JAB, 11 December 2010
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Andy Warhol estate extends 15 minutes of fame spotlight

Andy Warhol said, "Everyone will be world-famous for15 minutes." His estate says, "Were Andy alive today he would have agreed to allow an extra 10 minutes for Julian Assange and WikiLeaks."

written by JAB, 11 December 2010
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Madoff son Mark proves that money ain't everything, especially when it's not yours!

Mark Madoff (RIP) has proven to the world that being rich, famous, living the luxury lifestyle is not everything, especially when the money you spend is not yours! He didn't hang around either!

written by Jaggedone, 11 December 2010
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Top Tip:

Virgins - if you wish to maintain your status, avoid sexual congress.

written by Ellis Ian Fields, 11 December 2010
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Progressive's Flo Divorces Hubby Geico Caveman

Judge awards Flo the Malibu beach house and Flintstone Edition Mercedes, ex-hubby Oog wins Flo's price scan thingy.

written by Dax L'Amour, 11 December 2010
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Prince Charles surrounded

Protestors have crowded Prince Charles's Roller as he made his way to a West End premiere. "I didn't know I was this popular. May be we can bring back the British Empire" he said as the Roller shook.

written by whatinthe world, 11 December 2010
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Chair Gets Nobel Peace Prize; China Demands Extradition

China wants the chair that received the Nobel peace prize extradited at once. "They can keep the photo", says sour Foreign Ministry spokesperson.

written by Hawking's Chair, 11 December 2010
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Waldo Apparently Found at Meeting with Bilderbergs In Switzerland

"Where's Waldo?", a common household term now has been solved. Waldo was videotaped attending the Bilderberg Meeting by Jeese Ventura while doing research for his TV series, "Conspiracy Theory".

written by Dax L'Amour, 11 December 2010
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The Spoof Welcomes H&R Block Back As An Advertiser!

The Spoof Welcomes H&R Block Back As An Advertiser! In related news, The Spoof writer Anthonyrosania will be on 'vacation' until April 15th, 2011.

written by anthonyrosania, 11 December 2010
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Early Reviews of Tron Reveal....

...the game still looks lame.

written by Kilroy, 11 December 2010
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Oi, that's Alexander and Brittany!

Destructive uni protestors caught in a quicksand of Facebook, Twitter and YouTube.

written by Catherine the Average, 11 December 2010
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Ibiza's Used to It

Old NuLabour sends all university-age progeny on extended package holidays for fear their little darlings wind up on the front page of the Daily Mail.

written by Catherine the Average, 11 December 2010
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Um, Erm, Yar, Well...

Old NuLabour struggles to articulate position on student riots in light of everyone-must-have-a-prize policy.

written by Catherine the Average, 11 December 2010
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