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One Sorry Lad!

Levi: Wish I Didn't Say Sorry to Sarah Palin. Most think that he was already "Sorry".

written by Bureau, 27 August 2010
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Carter, Freed American Arrive In US

Carter, freed American return to U.S. Asked why he couldn't do that in Iran many years ago.

written by Bureau, 27 August 2010
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But Drew His Check

Worker at taxpayer-funded agency in Virginia plays hooky for 12 years. Everyone else out so much that no one noticed.

written by Bureau, 27 August 2010
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Folks Missing

Lead investigator in Mexico massacre is missing. Also, guy who reported the lead investigator is missing is missing.

written by Bureau, 27 August 2010
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One Legged Army Hero Denied Parking Permit

Army hero who lost a leg in Afghanistan denied a disabled parking permit by council bosses 'because he might get better'. "They expect me to grow another one?"

written by Bureau, 27 August 2010
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Hurricane Of Bad Financial News

A 'Hurricane is about to hit the balls,' warns Ed Economy!

written by Bureau, 27 August 2010
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A Blunt Statement

Tory prisons minister Crispin Blunt stuns MPs by revealing he's gay as Tweety Bird as he splits from wife of 20 years.

written by Bureau, 27 August 2010
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Pea_Sized Frog

Scientists Discover Pea-Sized Frog in Borneo that causes teeny tiny warts.

written by Bureau, 27 August 2010
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They're Probably Right

EPA to ban lead bullets for being so toxic they could kill you. Gun owners to sign that bullets are cleaned when gun was cleaned.

written by Bureau, 27 August 2010
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If That's What They Want

A pensioner has been banned from going topless in his own home after claims he is embarrassing his neighbours. Now reportedly going bottomless!

written by Bureau, 27 August 2010
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Here It Come (BLAP!) %6$$##45$%!!!

Sportscaster smacked in head by soccer ball. Lets loose profanities. Fired right after game.

written by Bureau, 27 August 2010
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Grow Some Whoppers!

Annual tomato throwing festival begins Labor Day and ends the weekend before our November elections.

written by Bureau, 27 August 2010
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Sheep Round-Up

Lambs on the lam: Sheep get loose in I-80 in New Jersey. Leaves owner looking sheepish.

written by Bureau, 27 August 2010
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Puts On Quite A Show

Chinese man born with no hands or feet, wins drum competition using his huge penis.

written by Bureau, 27 August 2010
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Osama US Agent

Fidel Castro: Osama bin Laden is a US agent. "He will simply move to wherever the US wants to invade next!"

written by Bureau, 27 August 2010
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No Aliens Required

FBI, CIA agree that crop circles are natural occurrences, probably someone lost and walking around in circles.

written by Bureau, 27 August 2010
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Crook Gone Straight

Formerly accused money launderer given a clean bill of health after cleaning up his act and moving out of the Shit Creek Condos.

written by Bureau, 27 August 2010
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Man Replaces Can in "Kick the Can" Game with Bucket, Dies

A Candem County man thought he was being clever. But instead, this seemingly funny replacement turned deadly.

written by Mike Oxlong, 27 August 2010
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FDA Finds E. Coli in EPA

WASHINGTON DC - After the EPA agreed to consider banning lead bullets, the FDA found evidence of E. coli present in the mountain of SH*T that the EPA spews.

written by Moose, 27 August 2010
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US Chamber of Commerce Revises GDP Downward

The Gross Domestic Product (GDP) was revised downward from Ben and Gerry's Lily-Liver Ice Cream to Johnson's Genital Wart Balm.

written by Moose, 27 August 2010
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Lead Bullets Banned?

EPA considers banning lead bullets. NRA says they will deliver their bullets personally, one at a time, if they're trying to hit them.

written by Bureau, 27 August 2010
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EPA Wants To Get The Lead Out

EPA considers banning lead bullets. NRA excited about what other type bullets they can use!

written by Bureau, 27 August 2010
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Sorry Puss!

A British woman condemned around the world for dumping a stranger's cat in a wheelie bin has finally apologised to family, asked to apologize to cat also.

written by Bureau, 27 August 2010
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False Warning

An automated message falsely warns the 275 passengers of British Airways to brace themselves because the plane was about to crash into the sea. Pilot issues apology. Too late to stop bowel movements.

written by Bureau, 27 August 2010
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Glenn Beck Claims He Isn't Racist

Glenn Beck believes everything should be about him. "I'm not a racist, I am just going to give a better speech than that other guy. I will not go down in history as an insensitive bigot," he said.

written by UWGB-Beek, 27 August 2010
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Hiltler gains popularity in Australian Catholic schools!

A fancy dress show in an Australian Catholic school has proven that Hitler uniforms are gaining in popularity. It won the contest before a "pure white audience" hands down and right arm up!

written by Jaggedone, 27 August 2010
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Boyle makes Mistake

Susan Boyle brings her act to Japan before returning home for Pope's visit. Mistakes Sumo wrestler for her long lost brother, "Fats" Boyle.

written by Bureau, 27 August 2010
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TV Fees & Taxes Coming?

Broadcasters' financial mess could spell trouble for free TV. You'll either have to pay for watching any TV or dump it. Many say they will dump it!

written by Bureau, 27 August 2010
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Something Wrong Here

Obama Administration halts prosecution of alleged USS Cole bomber as he only killed seventeen US Sailors.

written by Bureau, 27 August 2010
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Fed Taking More Action?

Bernanke: Fed will take action if economy falters. Most hoping that it's not the same action that just failed.

written by Bureau, 27 August 2010
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"Just Another Day In Paradise"

First family goes on island vacation bike outing while listening to "Rain Drops Keep Falling On My Dead".

written by Bureau, 27 August 2010
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Bikini-Clad Protesters

Bikini-clad strippers protest church in rural Ohio. "We know you George Piper. No use covering your face!"

written by Bureau, 27 August 2010
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Long Speeches At Emmys

Watch: What is the Emmy statue named after? Probably after 1AM!

written by Bureau, 27 August 2010
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Throwing Money At Problems!

Economic growth slows to 1.6 pct. in the spring. So feeding more money in hasn't helped. What do you bet they won't try it again.

written by Bureau, 27 August 2010
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US Birth Rate Low

Recession may have pushed U.S. birth rate to new low as most families cannot afford inflation of Mom's belly.

written by Bureau, 27 August 2010
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India's Commonwealth Games!

India's Commonwealth Games Mess: Delays and Dengue Fever! Pakistani in flood region says he feels so sorry for them that he could just crap!

written by Bureau, 27 August 2010
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That's What We Figured

China silent on reported visit by North Korea's Kim. Although when asked, China's UN ambassador crossed his eyes and stuck his tongue out the side of his mouth.

written by Bureau, 27 August 2010
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Kenya's New Constitution

Kenya gets new American-style constitution! Makimbo Limbaugh hits the airways!

written by Bureau, 27 August 2010
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Economy Derailment Ahead?

Economy steams ahead but derailment looms with tax bites nipping at our asses!

written by Bureau, 27 August 2010
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Sign Of Weakness

Michael Scheuer, former top CIA official charged with hunting down bin Laden, says a ground zero mosque will be a "symbol of victory" to Islamic extremists. They know they have the US on the run.

written by Bureau, 27 August 2010
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Palin Still Not Relevant

Fox News loves Sarah Palin because she really doesn't make any points about politics, and usually doesn't seem to care about the real people struggling to make an honest living in the United States.

written by UWGB-Beek, 27 August 2010
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Bernanke to Tell America His Portfolio Is Growing

Federal Reserve Chairman Ben Bernanke is set to admit that his portfolio is doing well and can't figure out why everyone is mad at him for not doing enough to help the US economy.

written by UWGB-Beek, 27 August 2010
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Cat cruelty rules

Cat cruelty such as throwing random felines into wheelie bins is 'acceptable and reasonable' according to a recent survey in Dogs UK magazine.

written by breezeblock, 27 August 2010
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Kid Cuts Loose Profanities

Swearing kid seen in video; neighbor arrested for teaching bad words!

written by Bureau, 27 August 2010
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Man With Snake

Report of man with snake slows Boston train line. Turns out to be well-hung drunk taking a whiz!

written by Bureau, 27 August 2010
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Kindergartens See Mor Hispanics, Asian Students

Kindergartens see more Hispanic, Asian students..especially in Mexico, China.

written by Bureau, 27 August 2010
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Just Could Be It!

FDA finds evidence of salmonella in chicken feed. Say that may be the answer to egg salmonella.

written by Bureau, 27 August 2010
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Special Price: 19.95 Renminbi!

A number of the world's biggest banks have launched international roadshows promoting the use of the renminbi to corporate customers instead of the dollar for trade deals with China.

written by Bureau, 27 August 2010
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Soup Nazi Hired By Salvation Army

Thousands line up before dawn for mortgage help in Palm Beach County. Are soup lines next?

written by Bureau, 27 August 2010
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Come Look At These!

Alternative tours draw travelers to Mexico...at gunpoint!

written by Bureau, 27 August 2010
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Signs Of The Times

Britain being "overrun" by street signs. "You can't read the signs because they overlap", states local.

written by Bureau, 27 August 2010
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Clemens Arraigned Today

Clemens arraignment set for Monday. Security will first search him for beanballs!

written by Bureau, 27 August 2010
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Never Seen Without Helmets

UNC probing possible academic violations as two offensive linemen were paid retired NFL players.

written by Bureau, 27 August 2010
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Chinese Toe Tapper!

Chinese man with no arms plays piano with toes. His favorite, "This Little Piggy Went To Market Rhapsody".

written by Bureau, 27 August 2010
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Plays Piano With Toes

Chinese man with no arms plays piano with toes. Many say it's the best toe-snapping, finger-tapping music they ever heard!

written by Bureau, 27 August 2010
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Worse Than Eggs

Frozen fruit bars recalled after typhoid outbreak. Also, chocolate bars could cause bubonic plague.

written by Bureau, 27 August 2010
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Docters Land 56-Pounder

Doctors look for orange-size lump, find 56-pounder in woman's Uterus. Have photos taken as this is like landing a giant marlin to these people!

written by Bureau, 27 August 2010
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Microbes Eating Oil Having A Feast

New microbe discovered eating oil spill in Gulf, fat as little pigs!

written by Bureau, 27 August 2010
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May Be Called "Kennedy"

Experts: Exoplanet could be smallest ever found. Only the size of the late Ted Kennedy's head.

written by Bureau, 27 August 2010
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Yep, They Went Down Too Far!

Deep-sea images reveal colorful life off Indonesia as all report seeing SpongeBob and the whole gang.

written by Bureau, 27 August 2010
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Really Educational For Kids

Political ads surpass 2006 levels as attacks mount as all 50 states hear opponents call each other "Snot"!

written by Bureau, 27 August 2010
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Not Working Yet!

SPIN METER: What Biden didn't mention on stimulus as unemployment actually jumped.

written by Bureau, 27 August 2010
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Obama's Gain Average Of Ten Pounds Each

On Martha's Vineyard, Obamas savor local produce. "Not like that oily crap in Pensacola", says Michelle.

written by Bureau, 27 August 2010
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Blago Retrial!

Rod Blagojevich headed for retrial without brother..that should be, brother.

written by Bureau, 27 August 2010
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Strippers Protest Church

Bikini-clad strippers protest church in rural Ohio, now get preacher's message over outside speaker.

written by Bureau, 27 August 2010
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Kenyans Could Help Advise Obama

Kenya gets new American-style constitution or the one's Americans had a few years ago.

written by Bureau, 27 August 2010
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Kenya's American-Style Constitution

Kenya gets new American-style constitution. Immediately three trillion dollars in debt.

written by Bureau, 27 August 2010
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Baby Tigers Are Doing Fine

Baby tiger found stuffed in bag at Thai airport doing fine. So is the baby tiger stuffed into wheelie bin yesterday.

written by Bureau, 27 August 2010
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Glad To Help You Escape.

NKorea releases American imprisoned since January to Jimmy Carter, who keeps calling the prisoner, John McCain.

written by Bureau, 27 August 2010
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More Recalls

Frozen fruit bars recalled after typhoid outbreak. Also recalled, "Fanny's Buns" after they cause outbreak of drooling.

written by Bureau, 27 August 2010
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Maybe They Went Too Deep

Deep-sea images reveal colorful life off Indonesia. Wobbly deep-sea divers say they saw 100-foot inchworm, Ahab stuck to a whale, Lightning storm!

written by Bureau, 27 August 2010
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Better Stock Up!

Snapshot of economy about to get a lot bleaker as Midwest sends out pics of another dust bowl!

written by Bureau, 27 August 2010
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NY Guv Faces New Charges

NY gov could face charge over World Series tickets. Used influence to grab the best to give to political buddies, hookers!

written by Bureau, 27 August 2010
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My Opponent Eats Children!

Political ads surpass 2006 levels as attacks mount. Most common word heard yet, "Cannibalism!"

written by Bureau, 27 August 2010
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Ads Worse Yet

Political ads surpass 2006 levels as attacks mount. Shouts of "You Lie!" heard at all rallies.

written by Bureau, 27 August 2010
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Both Still There

NKorea releases American imprisoned since January. A confused Jimmy Carter takes him to the Taleban.

written by Bureau, 27 August 2010
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"Jimmy Crack Wheat & I Don't care"

Scientists: We've cracked wheat's genetic code. This is good news for all cracked wheat lovers!

written by Bureau, 27 August 2010
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May Change Mind

Vatican: Church defends rights of Gypsies. So many switch direction to Vatican City.

written by Bureau, 27 August 2010
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New Orleans Still Needing Help!

New Orleans' Lower Ninth: Still Recovering from Katrina, FEMA aid!

written by Bureau, 27 August 2010
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Political Ads Firing Up!

Political ads surpass 2006 levels as attacks mount . It seems to be "Nazis Versus Communists".

written by Bureau, 27 August 2010
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Political Ads Rough

Political ads surpass 2006 levels as attacks mount. Authorities say mud in short supply.

written by Bureau, 27 August 2010
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Miner's Face Ordeal

Trapped Chilean Miners Face a Tough Psychological Ordeal! Yanna music being piped in not appreciated, they say.

written by Bureau, 27 August 2010
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Glen Beck Rally Tomorrow!

Glenn Beck's 8/28 rally: An instant guide to where to hide...until it's over.

written by Bureau, 27 August 2010
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Still Another Food Recall

Frozen fruit bars recalled after typhoid outbreak! Many beginning to wonder if someone's messing with out foods.

written by Bureau, 27 August 2010
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Fruit Bars Recalled After Typhoid Outbreak

Frozen fruit bars recalled after typhoid outbreak. What next, the Black Plague!

written by Bureau, 27 August 2010
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"Let Them Drink Shit!"

Rare coffee made from small animals droppings becoming very rare!

written by Bureau, 27 August 2010
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Hollywood Anxious About Economy

Snapshot of economy about to get a lot bleaker. Hollywood: We must do something for the people or they won't have enough money for movies.

written by Bureau, 27 August 2010
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"Let Them Eat Crabs!"

Snapshot of economy about to get a lot bleaker. Obama family in no hurry to return to Washington from vacation and eating lobster.

written by Bureau, 27 August 2010
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Obamas now on 42nd Vacation Day

Snapshot of economy about to get a lot bleaker. However, economists say that there's still plenty of lobster for that constantly vacationing Obama family!

written by Bureau, 27 August 2010
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Colorful Sea Life Way Down

Deep-sea images reveal colorful life off Indonesia. "That far down and you see all kinds of things", says diver. "I saw Mom!"

written by Bureau, 27 August 2010
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Same Place As King Speech

Glenn Beck's 8/28 rally: An instant guide online, plus where Beck stores free Beck's beer.

written by Bureau, 27 August 2010
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Still Far Out In Atlantic

Hurricane Danielle becomes Category 4 storm, just a-blowing and a-going!

written by Bureau, 27 August 2010
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Hope Waters Don't Trigger Launch

Pakistan warns flood, nuclear weapons recovery could take years!

written by Bureau, 27 August 2010
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Nukes Underwater?

UN: 1 million more displaced by Pakistan floods. Nuclear weapons under 20 feet of water. What happens now?

written by Bureau, 27 August 2010
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American Released

NKorea releases American imprisoned since January to former President Carter. "Now you can work your debt off in harvesting peanuts."

written by Bureau, 27 August 2010
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Ground Zero Mosque Huge

Ground Zero Mosque Developer: Could Accommodate 1,000 Worshippers, 100 terrorists!

written by Bureau, 27 August 2010
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FOOTBALL: Portsmouth FC 's naval fans unhappy with their form

'Boo Boo Sailors' are back in football grounds.

written by pinxit, 27 August 2010
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Taliban Attack The Weak

Pakistani Taliban hint at attacks on aid workers, females in schools in Pakistan, placing cats in wheeling bins.

written by Bureau, 27 August 2010
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Obama Apparently Only Concerned With Shrimp

Obama Deflects Iraq Question: 'We're Buying Shrimp, Guys. Come On'. When are you going to act like a president? 'Buying shrimp!'

written by Bureau, 27 August 2010
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