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Get Off Your Ass And Walk

New Secret to Building Muscle Revealed: Pump Less Iron & Get More Lead out!

written by Bureau, 11 August 2010
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Border Busy Place

Like Arizona, Florida proposes tough law against 'illegals'. Tennessee volunteers and Kentucky Long Rifles seen headed for Texas.

written by Bureau, 11 August 2010
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Job-Screening Questions Illegal

Some job-screening tactics challenged as illegal: Question #1 Ms. Bratcher, do you put out?"

written by Bureau, 11 August 2010
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Both Survive

NY police find live cat 'marinating' in car trunk, ground hog baking under the hood.

written by Bureau, 11 August 2010
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Super Bugs

Plastic surgery patients have carried a new class of superbugs resistant to almost all antibiotics from South Asia to Britain & they could spread worldwide. Calling Pest Control will not help.

written by Bureau, 11 August 2010
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Stocks Drop Over 200

Stocks fall sharply as investors' gloom grows. Many now leaning towards precious metals, metal detectors.

written by Bureau, 11 August 2010
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Who Pays This?

DEFICIT ADDS $165,040,000,000.00 -- IN ONE MONTH! Spending completely going out of control!

written by Bureau, 11 August 2010
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Two More Downers

Banks, butcher shops forecasts 'choppy recovery' at best.

written by Bureau, 11 August 2010
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Pop-Tart Restaurant!

Pop-Tarts Opens Restaurant: 4 Crazy Treats on the Menu. New employees forget and ask if they want fries with tart.


written by Bureau, 11 August 2010
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Statutory Rape

Christine Hubbs Facing 67 Sexual Assault Charges For Statutory Rape! Most seem to be erotic garden gnomes.

written by Bureau, 11 August 2010
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Predicting Suicide

Two new tests developed by psychologists may one day help doctors predict who is at risk for suicidal behavior, according to two new studies. The only 2 to fit both so far is Democrat & Republican.

written by Bureau, 11 August 2010
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Worse Than Tea Party!

A Dem. candidate for state representative in N.H. expresses, on Facebook naturally, the wish that Sarah Palin & Levi Johnston had gone down with Ted Stevens's plane. This should help his campaign.

written by Bureau, 11 August 2010
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That Didn't Last Long

MOB RUSH FOR FED AID DRAWS RIOT POLICE!! Fed aid out of money again in twelve hours.

written by Bureau, 11 August 2010
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Germans Turn To Shit!

Cow dung to power more German homes. "The place smells like a barn but it sure saves us a lot of...money....I don't know if I can take this shit", states one lucky home owner.

written by Bureau, 11 August 2010
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Jobless Rate Jumps

Actual jobless rate in the US put at 17.5%, if you count all those politicians. Expect another jump in November.

written by Bureau, 11 August 2010
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"I'll Need A Cell, Next!"

Lindsay Lohan judge removes herself from case "before I go crazy as a Bess Bug!"

written by Bureau, 11 August 2010
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Lowest Congress Rating Ever?

NBC/WSJ poll: Public gives Congress historically low marks. "Get them all out before they bankrupt nation!"

written by Bureau, 11 August 2010
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Chicago Residents Pick 4444 On Pick 4!

In Chicago, Four Sisters Have Four Babies In Four Days! No kits, cats, sacks and wives, but maybe a lottery surprise!

written by Bureau, 11 August 2010
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Worst President Ever!

"Barack Obama is the worst president in history", claims Ben Quayle, son of Dan Quayle, considered by many as worst VP.

written by Bureau, 11 August 2010
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Daily DeBriefing!

Daily White House debriefing as VP Joe Biden de-pants once again by runner backstage.

written by Bureau, 11 August 2010
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Eascapee Gets Makeover

Escapee got makeover, officials say. Now looks like 35-year-old pregnant lady.

written by Bureau, 11 August 2010
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"I'd Like To Do That!"

Fed-up flight attendant out on bail. Completely surprised by people wanting his autograph!

written by Bureau, 11 August 2010
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Banks Cutting Back

Banks really cutting back. With all new accounts opened, they now offer a whole pocketful of potato chips.

written by Bureau, 11 August 2010
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Obama Profiling Noted

While President Barack Obama accuses others of "profiling", he's yet to explain his "With their Bibles and their guns!"

written by Bureau, 11 August 2010
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Arizona Accuses Obama Of Profiling!

Arizona residents who support banning of illegal aliens say they are from many backgrounds and are tired of other people profiling them.

written by Bureau, 11 August 2010
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Achtung!! Brit Dustmen could all be paedophiles!

The UK's dustmen have been forced to undertake criminal testing because of the UK's hysterical fear of children being abducted by anyone in broad daylight, Catholic priests only do it in the dark!

written by Jaggedone, 11 August 2010
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Tropical Depression Wobbles

Weak tropical depression wobbles across Gulf apparently spun itself dizzy.

written by Bureau, 11 August 2010
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Might Cut Costs

School lunches get healthier with local food. So why not have kids growing garden near schools?

written by Bureau, 11 August 2010
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Sounds Right To Me!

For some, avoiding weight gain preferable to sex as sex can cause some women to put on weight in a hurry.

written by Bureau, 11 August 2010
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Probably Cool Next Year!

This summer's deadly heat along the Eastern Seaboard and Deep South could be a preview of summers to come over the next few decades, according to a report that has gotten everything wrong so far.

written by Bureau, 11 August 2010
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Gov. Bails Out Housing Again

Federal government to provide $3B in housing aid. Let's see, that one goes on the shoulders of great, great, great grandson!

written by Bureau, 11 August 2010
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Wonders Never Cease

Man grows pea plant inside lung. Woman grows husband's pee plant between her legs!

written by Bureau, 11 August 2010
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Give Some Of It To Us

New status symbol for rich: Giving it away. Spoof writers say they need funding since it's been 7-8 years since any check arrived.

written by Bureau, 11 August 2010
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Taliban Regrouping

Pakistan Floods May Give Taliban Time to Regroup or they may have all drowned, we'll have to wait and see.

written by Bureau, 11 August 2010
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A Second Bigger Mystery

Israel Finds Rare 2,200-Year-Old Gold Coin! How a whole country found one coin is yet to be explained.

written by Bureau, 11 August 2010
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Everybody Blows Stack Sometime

Hero or Zero: Attendant's Actions Debated! Most say they sympathize with him as long as his actions were before the plane took off.

written by Bureau, 11 August 2010
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Potato Famer Holding Feast

East Tennessee farmer who planted his potatoes on Mountain side so he could open one on the bottom & all the rest would come down through the hole, says heat had already cooked them in the ground.

written by Bureau, 11 August 2010
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Paying Off National Debt

NKorea offers ginseng to pay debt. US may have to result to marijuana.

written by Bureau, 11 August 2010
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Calif. Income Falls

Californians' income falls for first time since WWII. Some in Hollywood down a million a year!

written by Bureau, 11 August 2010
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More To Come

US posts widest trade gap in 20 months, but the best is yet to come", says morose Bernanke.

written by Bureau, 11 August 2010
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Florida Immigration Law

Proposed Florida immigration law goes 'One Step Further' than Arizona! Meanwhile Lynyrd Skynyrd requests "Gimmee Three Steps".

written by Bureau, 11 August 2010
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Vending Machine Needs Thumbprints

New Vending Machines Use Retinal Scans, Thumbprints For Purchases. Nation's attorneys: "Good time to sue for causing migraine headaches."

written by Bureau, 11 August 2010
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Why Not Have A Special Tax On Those In Nursing Homes?

FIRESTORM AFTER DEMS CUT FOOD STAMPS TO BAIL OUT TEACHERS! "You cannot eat books", says retiree.

written by Bureau, 11 August 2010
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Obama Sinks Again!

RASMUSSEN POLL: Obama Approval Index: -22 [Matches all-time low]. Hair now white as cotton.

written by Bureau, 11 August 2010
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Consumer Report On Cold Cuts

Consumer Reports: Most cold cuts high in fat and salt. Suggests that you eat them after thorough boiling in water.

written by Bureau, 11 August 2010
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Venus/Mars Again

According to an article in Cosmopolitan magazine, it takes the average woman 12 minutes to get aroused. By that time the guy is back on the couch yelling for the Cowboys.

written by Bureau, 11 August 2010
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Kept Getting Out!

Lindsay Lohan is suing the correctional facilities she was in. However, a guard stated that they had to keep putting her back in as she was sliding, naked except for some KY-Jelly, between the bars.

written by Bureau, 11 August 2010
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Run Al Run!

Al Gore made an appearance in Knoxville today, and at one point the crowd started yelling 'Run Al Run!' Not for President, but Tipper was coming down the street with a rolling pin.

written by Bureau, 11 August 2010
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Obama Best Idea Yet

President Obama says he has the perfect solution to the nations financial troubles and his personal ones: He's dying his hair and resigning.

written by Bureau, 11 August 2010
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Cheer Up Everybody

The nation's long national nightmare is over. Lindsay Lohan is out of jail and into rehab.

written by Bureau, 11 August 2010
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Fresh Air Takes A Beating

New Study says Americans are sneezing more because of all the air pollutants. No excuse for record farts.

written by Bureau, 11 August 2010
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Another Cable Mix-Up

Another sun flare has switch Playboy Channel with Cartoon Channel. Regular viewers of both very angry.

written by Bureau, 11 August 2010
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If Only They Had Known

Texas historians state that if Texas had weaponized chili in 1800's it would have been able to defend Alamo, by dumping chili in ladder-climbing Mexican army.

written by Bureau, 11 August 2010
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Tex-Mex Chili Threat

Both Mexico and Texas now have weaponized graded chili peppers and will use if attacked.

written by Bureau, 11 August 2010
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Weapons Grade Chili Falling Into Terrorists Hands, Who Drop It!

Kashmir threatens India that it has it's own weaponized hottest-chili to release if attacked.

written by Bureau, 11 August 2010
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Hard To Do In Cave

Osama releases his latest threat on DVD with background humming and in 3D.

written by Bureau, 11 August 2010
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Vow Of Silence Excommunicated

Pope takes vow of silence. Will excommunicate anyone not following his example.

written by Bureau, 11 August 2010
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Tax On Nails & Tacks

State desperate for income may tax nails and tacks. Cost affect housing costs.

written by Bureau, 11 August 2010
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It Really Helps!

Latest polls show Californians in favor of legalizing medical marijuana for hangnails, paper cuts.

written by Bureau, 11 August 2010
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Naomi Campbell Gives Man Black Pudding As a Gift

Supermodel, Naomi Campbell has given a Dorset man a black pudding as a gift. Consquently, he ate it in a sandwhich and broke 4 teeth. The pudding was found to contain no less than 30 blood diamonds.

written by IN SEINE, 11 August 2010
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Layoffs A Lesson

Students say that recent teacher layoffs have taught them more about economy than lessons in class.

written by Bureau, 11 August 2010
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Gold Prices Down Compared To Food

£4 a pint and rising bread prices: the cost of Europe's crop failures.

written by Bureau, 11 August 2010
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Politicians Should Be Brain-Scanned

15-minute brain scan developed by British scientists could spot child autism earlier. Many asking that all politicians take the exam.

written by Bureau, 11 August 2010
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Over 100,000 Had Heart Attacks While Eating BBQ!

Brits told to "Beware the barbecue... it's a 3,000-calorie binge"..but what a way to go!

written by Bureau, 11 August 2010
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Men Only 75%

Study: 90% of women 'sexually harassed in the workplace' including those on staff of Study.

written by Bureau, 11 August 2010
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How To Read A Politician

How to read a politician's mind? Try looking at his hands. Are they in his pants or yours?

written by Bureau, 11 August 2010
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She's Probably Already Upset!

Rape victim is denied NHS counselling after officials rule 'it might make her upset'.

written by Bureau, 11 August 2010
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Bus Driver Orders Breasts To Be 'Housed'

"Put them away or get off my bus": Driver's order to stunned mother for breastfeeding her son. "You don't need them both hanging out. He only has one mouth."

written by Bureau, 11 August 2010
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How Many Recessions Equal A Depression?

Does the world face a double-dip recession? Markets fall as Bank of England downgrades growth forecast. Why not just call it a depression and get it over with?

written by Bureau, 11 August 2010
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Pensions Cut 25%

Millions face 25% cut in pensions as inflation rules for final salary schemes are changed. Did someone say, "McDonalds"?

written by Bureau, 11 August 2010
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Super Trojan Horse Virus Loosed

Thousands of online banking customers have accounts emptied by 'most dangerous trojan virus ever created' according to secret message from inventor.

written by Bureau, 11 August 2010
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Being Attractive Can Lose Job

Attractive women, men often overlooked for certain jobs, so keep on trying.

written by Bureau, 11 August 2010
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Attractive Women Overlooked

Attractive women overlooked for certain jobs? For instance, for prison guard, baby husband-sitter.

written by Bureau, 11 August 2010
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Tiger To Be Coached

Woods practices with a coach at his side at PGA. Coach to remind him that all those ladies in the crowd are not for him.

written by Bureau, 11 August 2010
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Top Two Not Doing So Well

Like most majors these days, PGA is anyone's title...except possibly Mickelson, Woods.

written by Bureau, 11 August 2010
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Tiger Trying To Bounce Back

Firestone behind him, Woods is upbeat about game. "I think I can cut it to 16 over par next time."

written by Bureau, 11 August 2010
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Then We Could Have Cracked Up Too

3 United flights had long tarmac delays in June. Those on the ground say they would have appreciated an attendant crack up!

written by Bureau, 11 August 2010
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Take This Job & Stuff It!

NY judge grants bail for angry flight attendant. "If fliers crack up every once in awhile, attendants may too", says lawyer. Most Americans Support guy who was fed up.

written by Bureau, 11 August 2010
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Nurses Fear ER Duty

Nurses fear even more ER assaults as programs cut. "There are less of us in there when perverts pretending to be sick begin groping!"

written by Bureau, 11 August 2010
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More ER Nurses Attacked

Nurses fear even more ER assaults as programs cut. Have to see more patients that bite and claw as there are less nurses to handle emergency rooms.

written by Bureau, 11 August 2010
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Belly Bulge Facts

Study: Belly bulge can be deadly for older adults, epidemic by the time next generation gets older as bellies huge now.

written by Bureau, 11 August 2010
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Drop In Staph Illnesses

US sees drop in dangerous hospital staph illnesses as more and more people can't afford to go.

written by Bureau, 11 August 2010
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WHO's On First?

WHO says swine flu pandemic is over. UN Secretary answers that THEY just did. What kind of question is that?

written by Bureau, 11 August 2010
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Already Own The North Pole!

Huge ice island could pose threat to shipping, others as Russia plans to claim it if it gets withing it's waters.

written by Bureau, 11 August 2010
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Really Big Ice Island

Huge ice island could pose threat to oil, shipping but could become an emergency landing area for planes in distress.

written by Bureau, 11 August 2010
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One Million Windmills Set To Blow!

Global oil demand seen rising slightly as US now almost 100% use of alternate fuels.

written by Bureau, 11 August 2010
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Price Of Lead Down

China's industrial growth slows, inflation jumps as their cheap products now cost more.

written by Bureau, 11 August 2010
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Mecca Is Confirmed to Be the Least Attractive City

The Egyptian National Research Centre says that 'there is no magnetic force in Mecca' - and so it's OFFICIAL, Mecca is the world's least attractive city

written by IN SEINE, 11 August 2010
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May Have To Bring In More Printers

Obama signs emergency bill to halt teacher layoffs. Money printing going 24-hours a day, 7 days a week.

written by Bureau, 11 August 2010
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Huge Ice Island A Threat

Huge ice island could pose threat to oil, shipping, smaller islands.

written by Bureau, 11 August 2010
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Police Are Not Amused

Border security tightened in search for fugitive as police receive pics of perp stepping across, stepping back.

written by Bureau, 11 August 2010
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Ramadan Goes High Tech #2

Observing Ramadan? There's an appliances for that. Refrigerator voice saying, "Hey, it's not sunset yet!"

written by Bureau, 11 August 2010
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Ramadan Goes High-Tech

Observing Ramadan? There's an appliances for that. Like stove that only cooks at night.

written by Bureau, 11 August 2010
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We're Already Depressed

Tropical depression halts drilling at Gulf well. Depression spreads further inland.

written by Bureau, 11 August 2010
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I Could Just Shit!

Unemployment drives more home sellers to cut price, farts, after eating low-cost meals.

written by Bureau, 11 August 2010
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Virus Costly To Everyone Receiving Message

Virus sends costly messages from Russian Android phones. "Take my message, please." to cost you $50 a call.

written by Bureau, 11 August 2010
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Help Avoid Stampedes?

Saudi to test giant clock in Mecca during Ramadan. Saudis name clock "The Giant Clock Of Mecca".

written by Bureau, 11 August 2010
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House Prices Cut

Unemployment drives more home sellers to cut price. Housing bubble completely blown to bits!

written by Bureau, 11 August 2010
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Huge Ice Island Clogging Traffic

Huge ice island could pose threat to oil, shipping, cruise ships, yacht races.

written by Bureau, 11 August 2010
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New Clock In Mecca

Saudi to test giant clock in Mecca during Ramadan. Chimes to do "ramadama ding dong!"

written by Bureau, 11 August 2010
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Fires In Russia Scatter Radiation

Russian wildfires raise Chernobyl radiation fears as ashes from burns over radiation scatter to other areas. Putin acting peculiar. I mean ever more peculiar.

written by Bureau, 11 August 2010
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We Already Said We Screwed Up

Storm forces relief well work in Gulf to stop once again. BP, tired of excuses, say "So what else is new?"

written by Bureau, 11 August 2010
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Maybe Get Our Minds Off Economy

Storm forces relief well work in Gulf to stop again, just in case anyone's still interested.

written by Bureau, 11 August 2010
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Chernobyl Fires Especially Dangerous

Russian wildfires raise Chernobyl radiation fears as ten-headed snakes tackle firefighters.

written by Bureau, 11 August 2010
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Wildfires Nearing Chernobyl

Russian wildfires raise Chernobyl radiation fears as ten-legged deer whisk by escaping the flames.

written by Bureau, 11 August 2010
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Took 50 People To Help By Partying

Michelle Obama almost through visiting grieving friend and spending nearly half a million taxpayer dollars to cheer her up.

written by Bureau, 11 August 2010
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Someone Show Some Responsibility

Primary winners highlight political inexperience. Many new faces needed to stop Obama spending madness.

written by Bureau, 11 August 2010
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New Leaders Needed Top To Bottom

Primary winners highlight political inexperience. Need common sense not to stuff their pockets while country in tailspin.

written by Bureau, 11 August 2010
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Blackouts Skyrocketing

Electricity blackouts skyrocketing. Families ask for bailouts on electric bills. "You've bailed out everybody else."

written by Bureau, 11 August 2010
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Fruits Going Bad In Calif.

Fruits, vegetables fail to ripen as S California nears 'coolest summer on record'. Blame global warming!

written by Bureau, 11 August 2010
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Feds Downgrade Outlook

Feds downgrade outlook of economy from depression to total-meltdown!

written by Bureau, 11 August 2010
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Another Bailout

Nancy Pelosi: We need another stimulus bill. Perhaps, 10-20 more as there are no jobs.

written by Bureau, 11 August 2010
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Brian May speaks out on Jedward

Queen's guitarist, Brian May, has finally broken his silence over Jedward's version of Queen song, "Under Pressure." He claimed, "Freddie would turn in his grave if he wasn't cremated."

written by Philip Wright, 11 August 2010
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England Manager unsure of who retired Wes was.

Fabio Capello was unsure of who the retired Wes Brown actually was. He was overheard asking, "Is he the fella that looks like a Werther Original shagged a Wotsit?" Stuart Pearce responded, "Yes."

written by Philip Wright, 11 August 2010
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Progressive Political Asylum Seekers

Canadian embassy swamped with asylum requests from millions of Democratic far left liberals trying to escape the wrath of President George W Obama. Besides these liberals like the health care system!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 11 August 2010
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Wait till next Year

Nathan's plans to improve its July 4, 2011 hotdog eating contest by offering each contestant some "hot buns!"


written by Philbert of Macadamia, 11 August 2010
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Democratic far Left Liberals are a Bunch of Loons

They say "President Obama looks more and more like George W Bush every day." Presidential Press Secretary Gibbs is sounding more like former GOP PS Ari Fleisher every day. VP Biden is still VP Biden!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 11 August 2010
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Is there Something Profound Here

Every eight years the federal government fires its private contractors, asks its employees to do the work. Eight years later the federal government again hires more private contractors to do the work!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 11 August 2010
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Screwing the Taxpayers out of their Green

Democratic controlled state government raids environmental funds to balance budget & blames Republicans. Rabid environmentalists demand increased taxpayer funding. Next fiscal year the cycle repeats!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 11 August 2010
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Historical Perspective

The 111th Democratic liberal controlled Congress will go down in US history as the most arrogant, inept, corrupt and sneaky legislative body, except when HS Pelosi and SML Reid have lunch together!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 11 August 2010
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Economic Suicide

Our forebears took over 200 years to make the US economy the envy of the world. President Obama took only two years to ruin the US economy with his tax and spend, and wealth redistribution policies!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 11 August 2010
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Another Elitist Democrat

Democratic Rep. William Jefferson had $90,000 in the freezer. Democratic Rep. Charles Rangel may have rolls of toilet paper made of $100 bills, but he doesn't give a crap for anybody but himself.

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 11 August 2010
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Term Limits

The American people demands Congress enact term limits. Term limits are 15 years in GITMO for Obama administration officials & Congressmen who evade paying taxes or are convicted of ethics violations.

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 11 August 2010
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Beckham's intelligence questioned again

David Beckham's intelligence has been called into question yet again, after his son Romeo asked if he'd take him to see a meteor shower. Becks responded, "Why? You've got a walk-in one here."

written by Philip Wright, 11 August 2010
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Signs of Recovery? Six Million Dollar Man price jumps up

From his previous fall down to $4M last year, the price of the $6 Million Dollar man rose this year to $5.2M. Analysts say the rise was 'Bionic' in comparison to the overall economy.

written by Not The Nine O'clock News, 11 August 2010
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Pakistan - Sales Down on Swimming Pools

Recent Flooding causes disruption in Swimming pool sales, Suppliers worried. - NTNON

written by Not The Nine O'clock News, 11 August 2010
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Really Hot

It was so ho in Atlanta today that a DJ cooked a pop-tart on the sidewalk.

written by Bureau, 11 August 2010
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Thieves Getting Bolder

Identity thieves threaten to steal your wife, kids and house too.

written by Bureau, 11 August 2010
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Another Recession!

All signs show that economy is down. Police begin posting "No Jumping" signs around skyscrapers. Threaten to arrest jumpers!

written by Bureau, 11 August 2010
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Economy Stimulated

More bad signs in the economy shows we may be in another recession. Pelosi has congress out handing out $20 bills.

written by Bureau, 11 August 2010
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But Five Bottles? Yes!!

Drug derived from Red Wine slows aging process. But most like to get their drug from the wine itself.

written by Bureau, 11 August 2010
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Gets Your Mind Off Today's News

Exercise, Moderate drinking now considered healthy. So you can walk to the bar down the street and dance all over the house six drinks later.

written by Bureau, 11 August 2010
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This Is It!

US officials optimistic about direct talks between Israel and Palestinians for 137th time.

written by Bureau, 11 August 2010
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Colombia Meeting With Venezuela

Colombia, Venezuela to restore diplomatic ties, periodic gunfire.

written by Bureau, 11 August 2010
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He's A Hero Alright

Co-pilot Putin helps put out Russia's wildfires by flying chopper upside down and fanning out flames: Pravda.

written by Bureau, 11 August 2010
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Former death Camp Burns

Fire hits former Nazi death camp in Poland. No tears shed in Israel!

written by Bureau, 11 August 2010
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US To The Rescue

US aid winning more friends in flood-ravaged Pakistan than all anti-Taliban gunfights in next door Afghanistan.

written by Bureau, 11 August 2010
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A Loose Iceberg!

An island of ice more than four times the size of Manhattan is drifting across the Arctic Ocean after breaking off from a glacier in Greenland, seeking ships to smash!

written by Bureau, 11 August 2010
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Saddam's Sister

Saddam Hussein sister says that Saddam was weird even when a little boy. "He would suddenly announce to all that he was about to loose the Mother of all Bean Farts!"

written by Bureau, 11 August 2010
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