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Bunch Of Liars!

GOP, spokesman for the President accuse each other of lying. Independent group say that they're both lying. GOP, spokesman for President say Ind. group wouldn't know the truth if they stepped in it.

written by Bureau, 10 August 2010
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Hate Crime Up

Study shows that Hate Crime up almost 90% since 2000. Proving that it's true that most people really hate crime.

written by Bureau, 10 August 2010
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Traffic Jams

Report: Drivers on cellphones and trying to eat breakfast causing huge traffic jam. People are saying, "Where are the snipers when you need one?"

written by Bureau, 10 August 2010
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With Kim On Front, Daffy On Back

North Korea introduces it's new currency: The Daffy Dong.

written by Bureau, 10 August 2010
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Best Interpretation So Far

Archaeologists finally decipher cave drawings: "They seem to say, '(Noise) What's Up, Doc?" Animal drawn had big teeth.

written by Bureau, 10 August 2010
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Job Seekers At Disadvantage

Thousands of job seekers wrongly branded as criminals because they have same names as offenders. Authorities say parents should think first before naming children, "Pol Pot, Stalin"

written by Bureau, 10 August 2010
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Saudis Place Giant Clock

Saudis hope giant clock will set 'Miller Time'. I'm sorry, that should be "Mecca Time".

written by Bureau, 10 August 2010
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Puberty Hits 7-year-old girls.

Puberty now occurring in more 7-year-old girls. Roman Polanski: Think how well advanced 13-year-old girls are!"

written by Bureau, 10 August 2010
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Changing VPs

'Hillary for Vice President' movement gains traction. Joe simply Biden his time?

written by Bureau, 10 August 2010
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The Old Switcheroo

US-backed fighters in Iraq defect to al-Qaida. Al-Qaida defect to US-backed troops.

written by Bureau, 10 August 2010
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Iran Digging Our Graves

Iran warns USA: 'We have dug mass graves for your soldiers'. Obama: See, they like us!"

written by Bureau, 10 August 2010
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Mom Defends Son

Mom defends flight attendant: 'I would have snapped, too, with the people they allow to board the plane.'

written by Bureau, 10 August 2010
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Lots Of Compromise

White House spokesman says critics of Obama 'ought to be drug tested'. GOP: Obama supporters ARE medicated.

written by Bureau, 10 August 2010
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"You Say You're From California?"

Canadian slang names for Americans, eh? "Surfboard Riding Turds"

written by Bureau, 10 August 2010
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KFC Not Popular

Kentucky Fried Chicken discover that they aren't doing well in China because their name translates to "Hot Buried Lumps"

written by Bureau, 10 August 2010
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DNA Experiments

UK starts study on using human DNA in animals. Anxious to see how DNA from Camilla works with horses.

written by Bureau, 10 August 2010
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Several Wearing Pillows

With their "First 100 in store gets a free kick in the ass" ads this year, WallyMart hoping to avoid anymore stampedes.

written by Bureau, 10 August 2010
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Parade Mix-Up

Arkansas Ye Old Farm Days somehow mixed as topless women come by parade throwing beads, 400 John Deere tractors moving through New Orleans.

written by Bureau, 10 August 2010
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Post Office Down To A Quarter?

The U.S. Postal Service reported a $3.5 billion loss in the last quarter. They say they plan to raise stamps again 25 cents.

written by Bureau, 10 August 2010
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Tiger Over Par, Under Par

Tiger Woods finished eighteen over par at the Bridgestone Invitational over the weekend. "I don't know what it is but something is sapping my energy", stated Tiger.

written by Bureau, 10 August 2010
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They Love Me Here. I Have Ten Wives

David Copperfield discovered as leader of remote tribe in Peru after making mountain disappear!

written by Bureau, 10 August 2010
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Jolie Adopts Again

Angelina Jolie adopts 20-year-old young man from forgotten African tribe, The Longpeckers!

written by Bureau, 10 August 2010
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Government Cutbacks

With the many government cutbacks being brought into place, the only thing that is entirely safe is that there will be no cutback in red tape!

written by IN SEINE, 10 August 2010
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Casual Friday At Nudist Colony

After ten years, Casual Friday still a pretty much humdrum day for most of the nations nudist colonies. Maybe being a little more complimentary with each other.

written by Bureau, 10 August 2010
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About 70 Years Ago!

Obama says he wants to visit Hiroshima in the future. GOP would have liked for him to have visited in the past.

written by Bureau, 10 August 2010
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Truth In Advertising

Pills Promising "Longer In The Sack" not selling as men say they only cause their sacks to get longer.

written by Bureau, 10 August 2010
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Crook Wore Skis

Store robbed by man wearing skis. Caught three minutes later 50 feet from store.

written by Bureau, 10 August 2010
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Romer Resigns

Christina Romer, chair of the White House Council of Economic Advisers, has resigned her post to anywhere but the White House.

written by Bureau, 10 August 2010
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Wants Billboards Down

Obama objected to "Joe Biden For President" Billboards!

written by Bureau, 10 August 2010
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About Time. We're Already Broke

US Justice to finally look into Kenyan Birth Certificate thing!

written by Bureau, 10 August 2010
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Obama Passes Another Brick

New Laws Go Into Effect In All 50 States: All illegal immigrants must be invited over for dinner at least once a week.

written by Bureau, 10 August 2010
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Vanessa Perroncel Back In The Headlines

Nobody certain why. Some interview possibly. Experts describe it as 'Silly Season Syndrome.'

written by Skoob1999, 10 August 2010
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Obama Thin Skinned?

President Obama admits to discussions on FOX during presidential race because they would not lean to left like other news networks.

written by Bureau, 10 August 2010
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Is The King Coming? I'll Ask The Queen.

Michelle to throw final $100,000 party for grieving friend, what's her ass!

written by Bureau, 10 August 2010
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Pluto Still Bitter

Pluto announced that it is against universal health care, everything else you asshole snob planets come up with.

written by Bureau, 10 August 2010
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Michelle Spends $350,000 On Grieving Friend

First lady went to Spain to spend time with grieving friend. With that, the Obama's passed George Bush 8 year untruth's after a year and a half.

written by Bureau, 10 August 2010
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Michelle Obama Changes Reason For Trip

First lady went to Spain to spend time with grieving friend. So she brought 50 friends to party and see the king. Of course, when she left for Spain, it was for her daughter's education.

written by Bureau, 10 August 2010
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Your Money & Mine

All the President's men have finally came up with an excuse for Michelle's trip. Now a friend's dad had died. So that was what all the partying was about.

written by Bureau, 10 August 2010
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Michelle Lyin gThrough Her Teeth!

First lady went to Spain to spend time with grieving friend. Although she first stated that it was for her daughter. Also, I guess her 50 guests were for her friend also.

written by Bureau, 10 August 2010
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England "Boo Boys" promise to put on a show!

England play Hungary in a meaningless game of footy tomorrow and the "boo boys" have promised to do something what England never do, PERFORM BRILLIANTLY!

written by Jaggedone, 10 August 2010
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What Do We Not Know

Nasa is considering plans to land a probe on an asteroid that is on a potential collision course for Earth. Russia says not to panic. Obama's hair turns white almost overnight.

written by Bureau, 10 August 2010
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Asteroid Heading Towards Earth

Nasa is considering plans to land a probe on an asteroid that is on a potential collision course for Earth. Russia apparently attempting to do the same. Don't tell anyone.

written by Bureau, 10 August 2010
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Special Session

Nancy Pelosi: I've called congress back to Washington in order to spend some more. Isn't this fun?"

written by Bureau, 10 August 2010
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WikiLeaks Requests Filed

Human rights groups ask WikiLeaks to censor files, especially anything about us.

written by Bureau, 10 August 2010
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Putin To The Rescue!

Co-pilot Putin helps put out Russia's wildfires by taking a whiz out the side of a helicopter.

written by Bureau, 10 August 2010
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Sounds (Oily) Fishy!

Cleanup on oil spill near India continues as consequences mount. That makes six leaks lately after none for three years.

written by Bureau, 10 August 2010
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Still Talking About Those Diamonds

Taylor's lawyer's assistant accuses Campbell's former agent's attorney's assistant of lying...we think.

written by Bureau, 10 August 2010
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Jail Bird

Prison Escapee sang in church before being recaptured, then sang about fellow escapee.

written by Bureau, 10 August 2010
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California Curse?

Fruits, vegetables fail to ripen as S California nears 'coolest summer on record' GOP says that it's a curse for promoting Gay Marriages.

written by Bureau, 10 August 2010
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Perfect Excuse For An Attack

BURNING RUSSIA BATTLES TO DEFEND NUCLEAR SITES! "If we don't get this put out in time, we have no idea where they'll go.

written by Bureau, 10 August 2010
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Obama Goes Gray

President Obama goes gray for the Fall! Blames George Bush Administration for causing his hair to turn gray. GOP says it's from lying so much.

written by Bureau, 10 August 2010
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Education Secretary faces axe

Education Secretary, Michael Grove, faces the axe after describing schools as "more better."

written by Philip Wright, 10 August 2010
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Won't Eat A Thing

Oscar-winning actress Patricia Neal diets at age 84.

written by Bureau, 10 August 2010
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Short Attention Span!

WHO says swine flu pandemic is over, whatever 'swine flu' means.

written by Bureau, 10 August 2010
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Jong Threatens To Send Cartoon Brigade Across Border

SKorea warns NKorea after artillery barrage blows up three small villages. "We can only take so much!"

written by Bureau, 10 August 2010
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Bought A Few Shoes

Michelle finally getting through shopping in Spain, bringing home 200 pairs of shoes.

written by Bureau, 10 August 2010
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Michelle's Hair White Too!

Wages cut, Spanish highway cops go soft on drivers. "Just so you're under 100 MPH."

written by Bureau, 10 August 2010
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Briton The First #2

Briton first known man to walk Amazon River. Unknowingly walked across boa constrictors.

written by Bureau, 10 August 2010
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Briton The First!

Briton first known man to walk Amazon River. At one point, ran across gator backs.

written by Bureau, 10 August 2010
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Maine Has Positive Outlook On Loser!

Maine State Museum hosts sardine canning exhibit. Prepare for large number of tourists.

written by Bureau, 10 August 2010
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New Business Venture?

Giant ice island breaks off Greenland. Greenland offers to sell fresh water to Saudis.

written by Bureau, 10 August 2010
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Bison Discovered

Ancient bison kill site uncovered in Ancient Bison Burial Grounds National Park in Montana.

written by Bureau, 10 August 2010
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GOP Voters Have Favorite

Colo. GOP voters face gubernatorial primary choice, but favor Goober Pyle.

written by Bureau, 10 August 2010
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No Clothing Allowance Before!

House moves to help teachers, public workers, tighter clothing for aids.

written by Bureau, 10 August 2010
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Cesus Savings Provide Michelle More Vacations

High response saves 2010 census $1.6B in costs. Looks like Michelle Obama headed for more overseas trips with extra funding available.

written by Bureau, 10 August 2010
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House Moves To Help

House moves to help teachers, public workers, blackmailers over sexplotations.

written by Bureau, 10 August 2010
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Swap For Sheep

Law snuffs out mailing smokes to deployed troops. Taliban now growing tobacco crops for trade.

written by Bureau, 10 August 2010
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No More Smokes Through The Mail

Law snuffs out mailing smokes to deployed troops. Sergeants especially fond of now saying, "Smoke them if you got them!"

written by Bureau, 10 August 2010
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No Cigs For Troops

Law snuffs out mailing smokes to deployed troops. Families switch to chewing tobacco.

written by Bureau, 10 August 2010
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SKorea Sends Message To NKorea

SKorea sends message to NKorea after artillery barrage, saying they think it was some kind of warning.

written by Bureau, 10 August 2010
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Census Right On Top Of Everything

Fingerprint sharing led to deportation of 470,000. Also the fact that all lived in an apartment in Detroit.

written by Bureau, 10 August 2010
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Belly Bulge Blaimed

Study: Belly bulge can be deadly for older adults, especially the mess down there that they can't really see.

written by Bureau, 10 August 2010
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Fingerprints Catch Fugitives

Fingerprint sharing led to deportation of 470,000. Thousands claim they are clones. Deported anyway.

written by Bureau, 10 August 2010
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"Look, Here's A Clue!"

Fingerprint sharing led to deportation of 470,000, as all of them had the same fingerprint.

written by Bureau, 10 August 2010
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Oil Wells Being Watched

Gulf relief well crews watch for al-Qaida suicide divers.

written by Bureau, 10 August 2010
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Search Continues

Search for fugitive, fiancee focuses on Montana. Could be in Fargo, according to pregnant sheriff.

written by Bureau, 10 August 2010
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Got Feed Up With Complaints

A flight attendant accused of cursing out a passenger on an airplane public-address system and using an emergency slide naked to hop off looked happy and relieved afterward, a passenger said Tuesday.

written by Bureau, 10 August 2010
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Young Hispanics Different

Poll: Young Hispanics less likely to be Catholic. Many now into Scientology.

written by Bureau, 10 August 2010
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Big Attraction

House moves to help teachers, public workers. Watchers lined up to see a moving house.

written by Bureau, 10 August 2010
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Dry Land Hammerheads Started It All

Gulf relief well crews upset as hammerhead shark knocks off whole top of oil well.

written by Bureau, 10 August 2010
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Already Doing That Thanks To Economy

Study: Belly bulge can be deadly for many older adults. President's panel recommends eating only once a week.

written by Bureau, 10 August 2010
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Oil Damage Creates New Colored Sea Creatures

Oiled crabs stoke fears spill is tainting food web. First black and white whales and shark spotted.

written by Bureau, 10 August 2010
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There Are Definite Changes

Oiled crabs stoke fears spill is tainting food web. Also, black red snapper.

written by Bureau, 10 August 2010
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Honda Has Big Recall

Honda recalling nearly 400K vehicles, 10,000 employees who keep putting them together wrong.

written by Bureau, 10 August 2010
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Another Census Surprise!

High response saves 2010 census $1.6B in costs. No one presently living in Wyoming.

written by Bureau, 10 August 2010
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New Faster Census.

High response saves 2010 census $1.6B in costs. Workers credit sitting on their asses, using cellphones.

written by Bureau, 10 August 2010
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Census Tallies Totals

High response saves 2010 census $1.6B in costs. Also, lowest incidents of dog bites ever: Only 1,000,000.

written by Bureau, 10 August 2010
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Census Over Already

High response saves 2010 census $1.6B in costs. This year, as many as 100,000 admitted assholes! Last year only 100. Workers credit being slapped around more often.

written by Bureau, 10 August 2010
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Census Very Thorough

High response saves 2010 census $1.6B in costs. One big surprise! Only 35 illegal aliens in the US.

written by Bureau, 10 August 2010
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First Prisoner Up

Trial to begin for Guantanamo's youngest prisoner. Twelve-year-old that threw socks at troops and Cheney.

written by Bureau, 10 August 2010
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Census Saves Money

High response saves 2010 census $1.6B in costs. "We even sent in three forms", says one patriotic citizen.

written by Bureau, 10 August 2010
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Democratic Spin Machine Revs Up

The first lady's vacation is being hyped by Democratic pundits as her relaxation for the Anti-Obesity Program and bringing fresh vegetables to new groceries, using taxpayer money.

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 10 August 2010
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Mideast Politics gets more Interesting

Any wall built around Iraq will not include the Kurds part of the country. Instead, the Kurds are asking the UN to configure Kurdistan from parts of Iran, Iraq and Turkey.

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 10 August 2010
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Construction of a new Wal-Mart in Baltimore MD

Project will create hundreds of jobs. Don't hold your breath as the city council, environmentalists, animal rights activists, unions, living wage advocates and the plastic bag lady need to weigh in!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 10 August 2010
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How do you say Spin in Spanish

Pictures on the net show the trash & garbage strewn by illegal immigrants crossing the USA border into Arizona. An illegal immigrant support group says "the debris was left by environmentalists!"

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 10 August 2010
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Foot-in-Mouth Disease Continues to Spread

VP Biden, Gov. Palin, Sen. Franken & now GOP Senators contract the dreaded F-in-M disease. Sens. McCain, Graham, McConnell & Kyl want to modify 14th Amendment about children of illegal immigrants.


written by Philbert of Macadamia, 10 August 2010
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When Liberal Control Freaks Collide

Illegal immigrant support group & anti-drunk driving advocacy group at odds, when illegal drunk driver kills a Nun. The former wants open borders & the latter wants all our cars to have breathalyzers!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 10 August 2010
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You Believe This?

Mel Gibson and Rosie O'Donnell to tie the knot on the Oprah TV Show!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 10 August 2010
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Snatching Defeat from the Jaws of Victory

GOP candidates again focusing on abortion, gays in the military & gay marriage. The American people are focused on the economy, unemployment & taxes. Obama is still focused on blaming George W Bush!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 10 August 2010
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Perception is Reality

The Obama's join elitist Hollywood/Malibu CA Democratic liberals & former VP Al Gore when it comes to "do as I say, not as I do!" Expensive vacations, DC private schools & burning lots of jet fuel!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 10 August 2010
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US & Vietnam Share Weapons, Jokes

Now that the United States and Vietnam are military buddies, each share stupid Jane Fonda jokes.

written by Bureau, 10 August 2010
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No Smog, Moscow

Smog finally lifts over Moscow, Russia revealing that it is gone!. Chinese remind them that they laughed about their UFO reports a few weeks ago!

written by Bureau, 10 August 2010
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Didn't Even Catch The Head

Local man who was determined to film his first child being born passes out early on.

written by Bureau, 10 August 2010
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Yes He Can #2

Could President Obama have what it takes to get democrats out of the House and Senate this fall? Yes He Can!!

written by Bureau, 10 August 2010
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Easily Number One!

Winner of this year's most annoying person to ring your doorbell? A naked Amway-selling Scientologist!

written by Bureau, 10 August 2010
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