Charlie Sheen Takes on New Role
Charlie Sheen will rebound from cancellation of his sitcom 'Two and a Half Men' in order to lead new show with Jesse James and Alex Reid. The new show will be called 'Two and a Half Men".
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written by
Cuff, 09 April 2010
Liberals Agree
Our idea of socialism is way better than decades ago.
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written by
Kevlar, 09 April 2010
Many states change official mottos and symbols
Cannibus Sativa is the new state tree of California.
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Many states change official mottos and symbols
Richard Simmons is the new State Fruit of California.
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Many states change official mottos and symbols
Britney and Jamie Lynn Spears now have "The Official State Bush" of Louisiana (but only when they aren't waxed).
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Many states change official mottos and symbols
Harry Reid is now "The Official State Embarrassment" of Nevada.
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Many states change official mottos and symbols
Elin Nordegren is now "The Official State Swinger" in Florida.
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Sumo Wrestling Secret
According to the World Sumo Wrestling Federation, the reason that sumo wrestlers shave their legs is so that they cannot get confused with feminists.
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Taiwan discovers new "Susan Boyle" where the fuck is Taiwan?
Taiwan, that minute spot off of mainland China is about to conquer the showbiz world with their own SUBO, LIN YU CHIN, there is only one problem, nobody knows where Taiwan is apart from the Chinese!
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Glen Beck blamed in murder of 16 Flamingos
Fox news network star Glen Beck is accused of the deaths of a flock of pink gay flamingos in Finland due to their one legged stand on socialism.
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written by
Cuff, 09 April 2010
"How's Bob" Inc. renders "internet file sharing obsolete"
How's Bob, Inc rolls out "supercompter on a chip" with all the records and hits stored on its chip - "No need to file share, it's all on the chip".
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written by
Tcoah, 09 April 2010
The way to a man's Heart is Not through his Stomach
..as Doctor Mavis Jones found out to her cost on the operating table today.
"Maybe I should have read a medical text book first instead of relying on Mother's age old advice", she said.
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Kleptomaniac's Anonymous Group Steal Alcoholics Anonymous' Drinks
The crime was solved by Detectives Anonymous.
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Big Brother is Watching YouTube
Tom's big brother Barry likes looking at videos of people acting like dickheads on reality TV shows.
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Apocalypse update
Secret service agents shoot lamb with seven seals in rose garden. Obama misread first seal 'White House' instead of "White Horse'. 150,000 lawyers erupt from hell in DC but no one noticed.
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written by
Cuff, 09 April 2010
Yamaha Recall
Yamaha has recalled 20,000 pianos due to a problem with the pedal sticking, causing pianists to play faster than they normally would.
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Snippet Lymeric
There once was a man with a very fast whippet /
Who thought it would make a good Spoof news snippet /
But though he taught his dog to race /
He completely ran out of space /
And couldn't finish th
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written by
IainB, 09 April 2010
Classifieds - Calendar
For sale, a Week-to-a-day calendar for 1974. Unused, as new. £1.50 or nearest offer.
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written by
IainB, 09 April 2010
MI5 hire Assassin
The obese clerk, Ian "two asses" McDonald has been hired by MI5 to do the paper-work. Ass Ass Ian starts on Monday.
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written by
IainB, 09 April 2010
No-Smoking Campaign Goes Naval
U.S. Navy nixes smoking on submarines, saying exposure to unhealthy secondhand smoke unfair to non-smokers. On the up side, sending non-smokers to death in battle - still okay.
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New Hybrid Runs On Algae
Troubled Japanese auto maker releases hybrid that uses fuel derived from algae, potentially good news for owners whose automobiles sped out of control and are now submerged in roadside waterways.
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Earliest Known "Porcelain God?"
Traces on shards of pottery allow chemists to recreate 9,000-year-old alcoholic brew made from rice, honey, fruit. Other fragments indicate large vessel for use by villagers who had "one too many."
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Wayne Rooney Art Goes on Sale - for Charity!
Wayne Rooney has displayed that he has as much talent for art as he has for football. His self portraits expected to bring in £2 25 for 'Children in Need'. Dont give up your day job Wayne.
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Moby Dick vs. Captain Ahab
Recent studies suggest whales may be just as smart as humans, leading some to wonder if whales originally left land just to get away from man's tremendous ego.
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