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Jack Tweed found not guilty of raping woman

Judge agrees that it is not possible to rape an Essex girl

written by ExiledRoyal, 26 April 2010
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Time Magazine Honors Rush Limbaugh

as Mother of the Year.

written by Charpa93, 26 April 2010
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Muslim clerics in Kenya ban live TV showing of the World Cup!

Muslim clerics in Kenya have banned the World Cup from being shown in public because Allah has told them footy is like porno and should only be watched in private!

written by Jaggedone, 26 April 2010
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IPL (it's cricket in India) is corrupt and they admit it!

The chairman of the IPL in a public statement has admitted "we are all corrupt bastards" there were no shock waves after the outing just millions of duped cricket fans screaming, HOWZAT!

written by Jaggedone, 26 April 2010
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Who Do I See Around Here About

adding an extension to the corporate ladder?

written by Charpa93, 26 April 2010
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Who Do I See Around Here About

adding a little height to my soapbox?

written by Charpa93, 26 April 2010
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Who Do I See Around Here About

jumping on the old bandwagon?

written by Charpa93, 26 April 2010
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Labour Go Cap in Hand to Greeks

Chancellor Alistair Darling has announced the Labour government is seeking a multi-billion euro loan from Greece.

written by parveen liddy, 26 April 2010
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People Protest New Arizona Immigration Laws

Arizona ACLU rushes to represent wetbacks in court.

written by Jalapenoman, 26 April 2010
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People Protest New Arizona Immigration Laws

Funny, but no U.S. Citizen with a good job that actually pays taxes seems to be among the protestors.

written by Jalapenoman, 26 April 2010
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People Protest New Arizona Immigration Laws

Birth certificate-less Obama could never be elected President in Arizona

written by Jalapenoman, 26 April 2010
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People Protest New Arizona Immigration Laws

Illegal Immigrants say that they will be victims of racial profiling.

written by Jalapenoman, 26 April 2010
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People Protest New Arizona Immigration Laws

Illegal immigrants believe that they are being unfairly targeted by laws against illegal immigration.

written by Jalapenoman, 26 April 2010
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Murray: New Raquet

Andy Murray will use a 3ft a square tennis raquet at Wimbledon this year in an attempt to compensate for his loss of form.

written by parveen liddy, 26 April 2010
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Burns Horror in Hamburg Bike Show

German trick motorcylist Hans Learman suffered severe buttock burns last night when he applied his bottom to his machine's exhaust in a part of his show entitled 'Blowing It Out Von's Arse.'

written by parveen liddy, 26 April 2010
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Lib Dems in Cheese Vow

Lib Dem leader Nick Clegg has announced he will begin cheese mining operations on the moon if he wins the election.

written by parveen liddy, 26 April 2010
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Blair: dramatic break-out

Tony Blair has broken out of Gordon Brown's cellar and claims he will hold John Prescott hostage until the Labour Party allow him to campaign in the election.

written by parveen liddy, 26 April 2010
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Bernie Nolan vows to beat breast cancer

Next single will be 'I'm In the Mood for Lancing'.

written by Bandersnatch, 26 April 2010
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Dr Who are you?

Dr Who is to appear in the television programme Who Do You Think You Are.

written by SPECTRUM, 26 April 2010
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Superboy gets diarrhoea

Superboy was today suffering from diarrhoea and his home town has been changed from Smallville to Smellville.

written by SPECTRUM, 26 April 2010
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Judge Judy Claims Brown is Bonkers

Judge Judy watched the so called leaders debate and said why are you even holding an election this guy Brown is Bonkers kick him out now.

written by SPECTRUM, 26 April 2010
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Humans will all be exterminated

It used to be the Daleks, that said that humans will all be exterminated, but now Stephen Hawking, is warning us that if we contact Aliens we could all be exterminated.

written by SPECTRUM, 26 April 2010
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Dawn French needed a Jumbo Jet

Dawn French arrived back from a holiday in the Caribean
yesterday looking bigger than fatter than ever as she stepped of a Jumbo Jet.

written by SPECTRUM, 26 April 2010
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Bullfighter is gored

After a bullfighter was gored in a bullfight in Mexico
the Bull has been named AL GORE.

written by SPECTRUM, 26 April 2010
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Brown voted weakest link

After two leaders debate broadcasts Gordon Brown, has finished last both times making him the weakest link
unfortunately we have to wait until May the sixth to say
You are the weakest link Goodbye.

written by SPECTRUM, 26 April 2010
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Leaders Debate to be Renamed

After two round of the boring Leaders Debate, it is to be
renamed Britain Lacks Talent.

written by SPECTRUM, 26 April 2010
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Four and twenty blackbirds baked in a pie

Animal rights group stages a demonstration in protest.

written by Gail Farrelly, 26 April 2010
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'Two ships passing in the night'

Princess Beatrice and hyperfast missile technology

written by Tcoah, 26 April 2010
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"Greece still lacks a credible plan for repaying its 300 billion debt"

Greece will default. How's zat for a plan.

written by Tcoah, 26 April 2010
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NBA Donates

The NBA at a recent meeting, unanimously agreed that all players would refrain from getting more tattoos until 2011, and the 3.4 million dollars saved would be donated to charity.

written by Spicewood, 26 April 2010
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