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Man Crawls Out From Under Rock

Wonders who the hell Glenn Beck thinks he is?

written by Charpa93, 21 April 2010
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French Unveil New Flag

The new French flag was unveiled today. The new flag is made up of four colours: red, white, blue and brown. The "tricoloure et merde" represents the new, modern France.

written by Earl Grey, 21 April 2010
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Pickled Egg Thrown At David Cameron

John Prescott under arrest

written by Earl Grey, 21 April 2010
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Sarkozy Issues Compromise on Burkas

French President Nicolas Sarkozi bows to public scrutiny on issue of Muslim women covering their faces in public. Sarkozy says now only the ugly women must wear veils.

written by Cuff, 21 April 2010
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Politician Hits Egg!

David Cameron shocked the people of Cornwall with a savage attack on an egg. He head butted the egg, causing it to smash to pieces. One observer said "He had this mad look in his eyes"

written by Earl Grey, 21 April 2010
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T-shirts we would love to see

'The Democrat Congress went on a 3 trillion dollar shopping spree and all I got was this T-shirt which was made in China'

written by Cuff, 21 April 2010
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Indian "Sex Guru" arrested for being obscene, he only wanted a bit of EARTHLY pleasure!

Indian Guru, Nithyananda Swami has been arrested for being OBSCENE and having a "bit of earthly pleasure" with two bimbo's. India allows under-age prostitutes and their PIMPS are regarded as CLEAN!

written by Jaggedone, 21 April 2010
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Old Chinese Proverb

He who goes to bed with itchy bottom wakes up with brown finger.

written by Coops, 21 April 2010
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Stevie Nicks in Courtroom Minge Battle

Fleetwood Mac star Stevie Nicks is to trademark her vagina after she claims Gordon' Brown's plastic surgeon used it as the model for the Prime Minister's face.

written by parveen liddy, 21 April 2010
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New Fire Regulations

All public facilities are required to replace expensive CO2 extinguishers with the more cost effective 2litre Coke bottles. Pepsi files suit immediately.

written by Cuff, 21 April 2010
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'This is how it's going to go down"

Nick Clegg wins, UK joins the Euro, the Euro continues to collapse, UK slips anchor and drifts off into a ruby red sunset c/o the next ash cloud.

written by Tcoah, 21 April 2010
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iPad delay

Following the delay of the launch of Apple's new iPad, disappointed users are being encouraged to simply hold their iPhones closer to their faces.

written by ExiledRoyal, 21 April 2010
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Skydiver's "Clever Manouevres" - "say no more, say no more"

"Skydiver who couldn't pull her ripcord saved by fellow jumper's 'clever manouevres'."

written by Tcoah, 21 April 2010
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Bus Driver Filmed Reading a Book

Offered job at mobile library

written by Earl Grey, 21 April 2010
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From WAG with Love

Uncompetitive Welsh economy 25.5% below the UK average; high unemployment; and an insular 'we know best' Welsh Assembly Government wrapped up in Cardiff bubblegum.

written by Tcoah, 21 April 2010
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Confucius say:

Steeplejack with temper will end up blowing his stack.

written by Bandersnatch, 21 April 2010
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Foie Gras

Disproving what's good for the goose is good for the gander.

written by Coops, 21 April 2010
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I believe my son is too right wing and could get in trouble.

I'll play him more central next game.

written by Coops, 21 April 2010
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