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Ashes, Ashes we all stay on the ground

Ring around the larva
All of that palarva
Ashes,Ashes,
We all stay on the ground

written by Lady Godiva, 18 April 2010
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NASA to send "Jeremy Clarkson" to ISS

NASA are currently building a robotic "Jeremy Clarkson" to go with their model "Stig" which is due to be sent to the international Space Station later this year.

written by IN SEINE, 18 April 2010
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Ash Ash

Ash, ash, ashoo-oo-oo. People around the world are sneezing uncontrollably as ash from the Icelandic Volcano gets up their noses. People are unable to function normally as they can't stop sneezing.

written by Lady Godiva, 18 April 2010
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I walked on water - just like Jesus

It's true. I did walk on water just like Jesus. It was called a frozen lake. What's the big bloody deal?

written by Lady Godiva, 18 April 2010
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Danny Glover Arrest Update

Famous actor took a union bullet for the French today in a protest against the Suit Company Sodexo. Claims the deplorable conditions of working 40 hours a week are inhuman.

written by Cuff, 18 April 2010
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Christina Applegate Engagement

Spoof writer Ti Cuff officially issues day of mourning on the announcement that Christina is no longer a free woman. Such pain and suffering has not occurred since Jessica Alba tied the noose knot.

written by Cuff, 18 April 2010
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Eight Grader Aces Spelling Bee

Brainiac Jedd Nooman won the world championship spelling contest and a 100,000 scholarship for correctly spelling the 'Iceland glacier volcano' question: Eyjafjallajokull

written by Cuff, 18 April 2010
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Planes Sent Up To Test Ash Danger

Ryanair and Easy Jet passengers are first to take off.

written by Earl Grey, 18 April 2010
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busy time for sir alex

Alex Fergusson joins alcoholics annonomous
says he never thought he had a problem. says Man.United manager as he visits recycling bin with a van load of empties

written by stantheman, 18 April 2010
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Crack

If volcanoes are God's crack pipes, he's on one massive rock bender right now.

written by Coops, 18 April 2010
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Blame it on the Tories

Icelandic volcanoes are not to blame but nervous Tory politicians for the unprecedented amount of ash in the upper atmosphere. If only they gave pipe smoking away, the idiotic fools.

written by whatinthe world, 18 April 2010
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NORAD on ALERT

Volcanic ash might be providing cover for an alien invasion. Said one NORAD worker: "The 'space invaders' don't use jet engines and so are invulnerable to ash issues."

written by Tcoah, 18 April 2010
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F1 spoiler

FIA to use Naomi Campbell's short fuse to test the electrics of F1 cars.

written by Tcoah, 18 April 2010
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Turns out ...

the volcanic ash lingering over Europe is a Cranberries promotional event 'set in motion' some years ago as background for their hit song "Linger".

written by Tcoah, 18 April 2010
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God appears over Manchester is the guise of a "Red Headed Demon"

God is amongst us and still a United fan, he proved it yesterday as a bolt of lightning struck the head of a "RED HEADED DEMON" called Scholes putting Manchester out of it's BLUES!

written by Jaggedone, 18 April 2010
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Iceland is buried, RIP

God has sentenced Iceland to death and buried it under tons of volcanic ashes, his reason is quite simple, Iceland released the Devil's daughter from her Loony bin, Bjork, too much even for God!

written by Jaggedone, 18 April 2010
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Space Time Continuum hole found at Old Trafford

Dr Stephen Hawking has discovered a tear in the space time contuum above Old Trafford which when when exposed to hot air causes time to expand for as long as it takes for Man United to score a goal.

written by Ricardo Fromage, 18 April 2010
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The New iCom Jigga!

CCN (Crazy Cal News) LA - Emmet "Doc" Brown creates the new iCom Jigga. Misunderstanding breaks out over whether the name might be a racial slur.

written by Cal Jennings, 18 April 2010
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Jesus Has No Arrest Immunity

Pontius Pilate has announced that Jesus Christ has no arrest immunity and can be arrested by Jerusalem authorities if his planned visit continues.

written by Earl Grey, 18 April 2010
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Rupert Murdoch Leads Protest

Rupert Murdoch led a protest against illegal immigration in LA today. When asked why someone from Australia would protest, he replied, "I PAID for MY citizenship!"

written by Cal Jennings, 18 April 2010
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MI5 Buggered Downing Street

Mandelson applies for PM job

written by Earl Grey, 18 April 2010
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