Fred Phelps is Gay!
SACREMENTO - Fred Phelps was caught leaving a gay bar with his new lover... has AIDS.
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Gordon Brown's 'last stand'
In desperate moves Gordon Brown challengers Clegg to a spitting contest saying: "May the best spitter win".
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written by
Tcoah, 17 April 2010
Easy escape
from Iceland volcanoe - said one volcanologist: "This volcanoe is giving the 'black smoke' from ABC's 'LOST' perfect cover to leave 'the island' unnoticed and in plain sight."
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written by
Tcoah, 17 April 2010
"Can't be ashed"
Council workers facing sack - refusing to turn up at work. Previously workers turned up to work, but did not work; now council employees can't be ashed to turn up for work.
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written by
Tcoah, 17 April 2010
Ash hits F1
Formula One GP fans wanting to fly to China from Europe hit by ash restrictions. Said one ashen faced fan: "We F1 fans are all gutted."
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written by
Tcoah, 17 April 2010
Palin on the Discovery Channel
CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Palin gets bare with bears!
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Wisconsinners Plan on Praying
regardless of Godless ruling
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Alex Reid Gets Starring Role
The producers of the smash hit 'Kick Ass' have signed Alex Reid to play in the sequel about life as a celebrity husband. Film is titled 'Kicked Ass'.
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written by
Cuff, 17 April 2010
Geologist finds a rock
Unusual for a geologist but Phinnius Barnstable, unemployed geology degree holder, discovered a rock in his Cherrios. A rare quartz crystal lost long ago. Now how did that get in his cereal box?
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Young Joe Cole.....
Was a merry young sole, and he called to his banker with glee "I'm off to Man City to trouser some cash"
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Judge Issues Apology: "I'm Truly Sorry, Lord."
Admitting her mistake,the judge, covered in boils,emerged from her toad infested house and issued a public apology for banning a National Day of Prayer, during a speech in her locust-ravaged garden.
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Platitudes
They're two a penny.
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A service is to be held for the Polish crash victims today.
Which reminds me, who serviced the plane that was carrying them? I'd like to book my mother-in-law a holiday.
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written by
Coops, 17 April 2010
Australian Rasta Pasta To Hit Stores
Australian Rasta Pasta, made with freshly ground black people, is due to hit stores in the UK soon. Supermarkets expect customers to switch from Uncle Ben's.
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Mortuary Slabs
I'm dead against them.
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written by
Coops, 17 April 2010
