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Priests to be given PENANCES by Pope

Priests to be given Penances for sexually abusing young boys.'Say 3 Hail Marys + 2 Our Fathers. All sins will be forgiven'.
What about the victims? Sell the Vatican. Divide the proceeds amongst them.

written by Lady Godiva, 15 April 2010
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Meteor Shower Responsible for Judge Crabby's Stupidity

Life partner for Wis. District Judge Crabby claims fireball that nearly destroyed their love nest encouraged her to declare Prayer Day unconstitutional. 'If God really existed we would be dead'.

written by Cuff, 15 April 2010
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Science News

Scientists have crossed early surreal art with a hermaphrodite.

They've called it Lady Dada.

written by Bandersnatch, 15 April 2010
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Hamilton's Impounded Merc will "Help Obama heal the world"

or not

written by Tcoah, 15 April 2010
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Apples over Broadway

sure sign of unrest up the valleys

written by Tcoah, 15 April 2010
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simple solution

for complex problem

written by Tcoah, 15 April 2010
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Red haze

seen after walking into lamp post

written by Tcoah, 15 April 2010
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Clear sky

spring onions for breakfast

written by Tcoah, 15 April 2010
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Cloudy sky

marshmallows for tea

written by Tcoah, 15 April 2010
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Man eyes Apple

settles for grape

written by Tcoah, 15 April 2010
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British Chancellor Darling predicts rosy future for Welsh industry

as above

written by Tcoah, 15 April 2010
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Eddie Lizard criticised for marathon

running down the heart of Great Britain.

written by Tcoah, 15 April 2010
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Gordon Brown

started crying early to garner more sympathy votes. Clegg delays his crying hoping to peak or peek just ahead of election day. Cameron plans to force feed his neice with a bloody burger.

written by Tcoah, 15 April 2010
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"To Laugh or Cry"

The great question facing the leaders of Britain's main polical parties In re upcoming national broadcast debate.

written by Tcoah, 15 April 2010
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Man "kicks bucket"

and spills water.

written by Tcoah, 15 April 2010
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"15,000 March"

"for the right to de-party".

written by Tcoah, 15 April 2010
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"Patent Applied For"

New jam-jams made out of lemon-curd.

written by Tcoah, 15 April 2010
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"Turns out that"

Fat men more willing to take risks.

written by Tcoah, 15 April 2010
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ACLU demands "rights"

for germs

written by Tcoah, 15 April 2010
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Man responsible for the "deaths of millions"

of germs around a toilet bowl.

written by Tcoah, 15 April 2010
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Charlotte Church and rugby boyfriend "Over"

the moon about getting married

written by Tcoah, 15 April 2010
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Nick Clegg Bullies Brown And Cameron Into Silence On Televised Debate

Or...maybe not...

written by Skoob1999, 15 April 2010
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Michelle McGee Says "Bullocks To Boll..."

This headline isn't going to work out, is it?

written by Skoob1999, 15 April 2010
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Sir Paul McCartney concerned about volcanic ash over UK...

... fears inability to get tan from English rain....

written by Frank Michaels, 15 April 2010
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Fugitive .357 Magnum captured in Washington DC...

... pleads 'Not Loaded'...

written by Frank Michaels, 15 April 2010
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Colonel Sanders orders new KFC sandwich...

... promptly dies again....

written by Frank Michaels, 15 April 2010
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US President Obama attends tea party...

... conveniently neglects to wear neck tie....

written by Frank Michaels, 15 April 2010
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Iceland Volcano Erupts...

... '70s rock band Deep Purple re-releases 'Smoke on the Water'...

written by Frank Michaels, 15 April 2010
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Ash Brown's

UK Prime Minister Gordon Brown is planning to use anti-terrorist legislation to force Iceland to stop their volcanoes from emitting so much ash.

written by MonkeyInTheBath, 15 April 2010
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Leadership Debate...

Director shouts "Action!" and Cameron craps his pants.

written by Skoob1999, 15 April 2010
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New age definitions

Definition of the world's laziest man is one that meets and marries a pregnant woman.

written by Cuff, 15 April 2010
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Katie Price Pregnancy Update

Katie announces she will call her new son Handsome Stranger; named after the real father

written by Cuff, 15 April 2010
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Supermarket Bans Bruised Fruit.

Oranges to launch a peel.

written by Nick Hobbs, 15 April 2010
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Sandra Bullock Shivers

Sandra Bullock shivered when the news was released over "Bombshell" McGee's custody documents.

written by Cal Jennings, 15 April 2010
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Westboro Baptist Church To Support Tea Baggers

Reverend Phelps's church WBC is contributing to the tea baggers in the next round of elections. Signs are getting confusing, One says god hates fags and another says that god loves tea baggers. WTF?

written by Stump Parrish, 15 April 2010
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Blame it all on Margaret Thatcher

First paragraph, page 1, Welsh Labour Excuses Manual.

written by Tcoah, 15 April 2010
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There can be no doubt

that what passes for a dung beetle is not related to any member of the Welsh Assembly Government.

written by Tcoah, 15 April 2010
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Apparently

having no manned space capability is OK with NASA. Meanwhile Russia is upping its fees for transporting Americans to the ISS orbiting the Earth.

written by Tcoah, 15 April 2010
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Horror Tail

Gordon Brown wins.

written by Tcoah, 15 April 2010
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Whitney Croaks

Whitney Houston croaked at her first concert in 11 years in UK. Veterinarians were called responding to a 999 call from someone passing the concert hall believing an animal inside was being tortured.

written by Lady Godiva, 15 April 2010
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