Priests to be given PENANCES by Pope
Priests to be given Penances for sexually abusing young boys.'Say 3 Hail Marys + 2 Our Fathers. All sins will be forgiven'.
What about the victims? Sell the Vatican. Divide the proceeds amongst them.
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Meteor Shower Responsible for Judge Crabby's Stupidity
Life partner for Wis. District Judge Crabby claims fireball that nearly destroyed their love nest encouraged her to declare Prayer Day unconstitutional. 'If God really existed we would be dead'.
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written by
Cuff, 15 April 2010
Science News
Scientists have crossed early surreal art with a hermaphrodite.
They've called it Lady Dada.
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Hamilton's Impounded Merc will "Help Obama heal the world"
or not
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written by
Tcoah, 15 April 2010
Apples over Broadway
sure sign of unrest up the valleys
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Tcoah, 15 April 2010
simple solution
for complex problem
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Tcoah, 15 April 2010
Red haze
seen after walking into lamp post
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Tcoah, 15 April 2010
Clear sky
spring onions for breakfast
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Tcoah, 15 April 2010
Cloudy sky
marshmallows for tea
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Tcoah, 15 April 2010
Man eyes Apple
settles for grape
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Tcoah, 15 April 2010
British Chancellor Darling predicts rosy future for Welsh industry
as above
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Tcoah, 15 April 2010
Eddie Lizard criticised for marathon
running down the heart of Great Britain.
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Tcoah, 15 April 2010
Gordon Brown
started crying early to garner more sympathy votes. Clegg delays his crying hoping to peak or peek just ahead of election day. Cameron plans to force feed his neice with a bloody burger.
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Tcoah, 15 April 2010
"To Laugh or Cry"
The great question facing the leaders of Britain's main polical parties In re upcoming national broadcast debate.
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Man "kicks bucket"
and spills water.
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Tcoah, 15 April 2010
"15,000 March"
"for the right to de-party".
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Tcoah, 15 April 2010
"Patent Applied For"
New jam-jams made out of lemon-curd.
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Tcoah, 15 April 2010
"Turns out that"
Fat men more willing to take risks.
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Tcoah, 15 April 2010
ACLU demands "rights"
for germs
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Man responsible for the "deaths of millions"
of germs around a toilet bowl.
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Charlotte Church and rugby boyfriend "Over"
the moon about getting married
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Nick Clegg Bullies Brown And Cameron Into Silence On Televised Debate
Or...maybe not...
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Michelle McGee Says "Bullocks To Boll..."
This headline isn't going to work out, is it?
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Sir Paul McCartney concerned about volcanic ash over UK...
... fears inability to get tan from English rain....
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Fugitive .357 Magnum captured in Washington DC...
... pleads 'Not Loaded'...
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Colonel Sanders orders new KFC sandwich...
... promptly dies again....
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US President Obama attends tea party...
... conveniently neglects to wear neck tie....
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Iceland Volcano Erupts...
... '70s rock band Deep Purple re-releases 'Smoke on the Water'...
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Ash Brown's
UK Prime Minister Gordon Brown is planning to use anti-terrorist legislation to force Iceland to stop their volcanoes from emitting so much ash.
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Leadership Debate...
Director shouts "Action!" and Cameron craps his pants.
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New age definitions
Definition of the world's laziest man is one that meets and marries a pregnant woman.
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written by
Cuff, 15 April 2010
Katie Price Pregnancy Update
Katie announces she will call her new son Handsome Stranger; named after the real father
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written by
Cuff, 15 April 2010
Supermarket Bans Bruised Fruit.
Oranges to launch a peel.
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Sandra Bullock Shivers
Sandra Bullock shivered when the news was released over "Bombshell" McGee's custody documents.
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Westboro Baptist Church To Support Tea Baggers
Reverend Phelps's church WBC is contributing to the tea baggers in the next round of elections. Signs are getting confusing, One says god hates fags and another says that god loves tea baggers. WTF?
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Blame it all on Margaret Thatcher
First paragraph, page 1, Welsh Labour Excuses Manual.
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written by
Tcoah, 15 April 2010
There can be no doubt
that what passes for a dung beetle is not related to any member of the Welsh Assembly Government.
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written by
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Apparently
having no manned space capability is OK with NASA. Meanwhile Russia is upping its fees for transporting Americans to the ISS orbiting the Earth.
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written by
Tcoah, 15 April 2010
Horror Tail
Gordon Brown wins.
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written by
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Whitney Croaks
Whitney Houston croaked at her first concert in 11 years in UK. Veterinarians were called responding to a 999 call from someone passing the concert hall believing an animal inside was being tortured.
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