Westboro Baptist Church Says god Hates Spoofers
Reverend Phelps announced that those who freely practice the spoofer's lifestlye, are going to hell with those damned homosexuals. Supporters(inbred kin) carried signs stating "God Hates Spoofers"
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American Idol Baffles Brits
Is that Adam Lambert for real, or what?
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Brown And Cameron In Election Fight
"Not the face! Not the face!" squeals Cameron.
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Hemline Worries
A leading New York fashion designer is worried that if hemlines get any shorter, then women will be afraid to sit down and men will be afraid to stand up.
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Mexico to tighten border security
Mexico has decided has had enough. They are tired of Americans stealing citizens to work in low paying jobs while offering them no benefits. They will consider a slave market arrangement with the USA
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The Price of Aspirin Set to Soar
The price of the humble aspirin is set to soar after a study suggested that handling cash is more effective for the treatment of pain than aspirin. A box of aspirin is expected to cost several hundred pounds.
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Earthquake In China
Caused by trapped coalminers banging the walls to alert rescuers
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Or was that, pot-smoking chimp named 'Munchies' attacks vendor...
... and pretzels to be outlawed in seven US states?
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TV is bad for children, Porno channels even worse!
Scientists have at last admitted, TV is bad for kids, but there is hope, Porno channels are even worse, Parents don't tell em the unlocking codes!
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Primark To Diversify
After much criticism, clothing manufacturer, Primark are to cease production of padded bikinis for little girls and make padded cells instead. The cells are for those who dare to criticise. A spokesman expects lots of business!
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Pot-smoking chimp named 'Pretzels' attacks vendor...
... munchies to be outlawed in seven US states.
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Yank writer discovers no escape from The Spoof...
... now locked and loaded here, he prefers loaded...
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Nick Griffin overwhelmed at the response of non-whites wishing to join him!
The BNP have been inundated with requests from non-whites hoping to join. Nick Griffin is amazed and feels that together they can wipe the smirks off of those multi-culti morons who started it all!
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Primark Pulls Boys Swim Trunks Off Shelves
In addition to the seven year old girls padded bras Primark is pulling the companion 'sausage stuffed' boys trunks from shelves citing fair is fair in the sandbox.
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Cuff, 14 April 2010
NHS Declares Recall on Organs
Any patient receiving a transplanted organ in the past six months must return it to the hospital it was received in order to comply with the donors' wishes. NHS apologizes for the inconvenience.
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Pornographic Magazine to Be Issued in Braille
The worlds first pornographic magazine will be issued in paperback form but will mysteriously transform into a hardback when the reader becomes aroused.
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Egg On Their Face.
Army finally admits Humpty was pushed.
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Eastenders To Ban 'Real' Slapping On Set.
Let's hope they plan to replace it with 'real' machete attacks instead!
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Cheryl Has World's Best Arse.
Personally I never rated Ashley as a footballer or a human being!
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Katie Price To Undergo Tit Reduction.
She plans to leave Alex Reid at home more often.
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Amputees Panic
They mishear about an increase in Stamp Duty
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Lies! Lies! Lies!
Readers of The Sun admit they can't read.
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Thesaurus
What's another word for Thesaurus?
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Newark Council to be charged with cruelty to dogs by RSPCA
Newark Council could face prosecution by the RSPCA for not allowing dogs to use parks and playing fields. Pet lovers are kicking up a stink because they are angry as their beloved pooches have nowhere to go!
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Today's Weather
It will be mainly crap, with occasional crappy spells and the odd outbreak of crap.
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If Katie Price Is Pregnant, The Big Question Is...
Will the baby bump be bigger than the other two?
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David Cameron Makes His Mind Up
"I'll have this one...no...that one...no...D'oh!"
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Sod it!
Sod it! I've got writer's block.
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Up-coming election
One-legged man says he is 'hopping mad' at the candidates standing for election. Blind man says he can't see the point. Deaf man said, "What?"
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