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Mandy Uses Gordon's Eye

Peter Mandelson has admitted in an interview with Alan Titchmarsh Labour policy is decided by 'King of the Warlocks' Mandelson using Gordon's glass eye to peer into the future a la Gypsy Rose Lee.

written by Hell in a Go-Kart, 12 April 2010
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Russia's RED ARMY replaced by the Nazi WHITE WOLVES!

Russia's Red Army are being gradually phased out and a brand new army called the WHITE WOLVES is being trained to protect Russia's new interests: Capitalism, money and WHITE POWER!

written by Jaggedone, 12 April 2010
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"Gordon Brown unveils 'realistic' manifesto"

Buzz Lightyear to replace RAF, Moby Dick to replace HM Navy, and Joe 90's supercar to replace the British Army.

written by Tcoah, 12 April 2010
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Until Further Notice

It will no longer matter, if it's the Twin Towers or an Abortion Clinic. A terrorist will be prosecuted as a terrorist. The god being honored, being the only difference.

written by Stump Parrish, 12 April 2010
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Jesus Returns

Jesus made a long awaited return to NYC today and saw so many people wearing crosses, severe panic attacks set in. He was last seen running down the Hudson River screaming, no friggin' way, not again!

written by Stump Parrish, 12 April 2010
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New series of bumper stickers launched

You Keep Prayin' For Me and I'll Keep Thinking For You

written by Stump Parrish, 12 April 2010
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New series of bumper stickers launched

Born Again Atheist

written by Stump Parrish, 12 April 2010
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New series of bumper stickers launched

Millions of Battered Women and I'm Still Eating Mine Plain

written by Stump Parrish, 12 April 2010
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New series of bumper stickers launched

God Bless America - Except Dallas - Screw Dallas

written by Stump Parrish, 12 April 2010
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An Old Lady Wakes up in Hangar Shock

Cabin crew have apologised and an old lady who fell asleep during a flight and woke up in the hangar. They allegedly said; "We thought she she was just another old bag!"

written by IN SEINE, 12 April 2010
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Employer Sacks 'Britain's Most Accident Prone Man'

The employer of 'Britain's most accident prone' man has finally given him the sack because he spends more time off sick, than he does working. "I just cannot get anything done on my farm." He said.

written by IN SEINE, 12 April 2010
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Grand National winner, AP McCoy fined £60

Champion jockey, A.P. McCoy was fined £60 and given three points on his licence for talking on his mobile phone whilst riding the horse,'Don't Push It', during the Grand National.

written by IN SEINE, 12 April 2010
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Nooks, Kindles, iPads Sign Up for Emergency Response Services

"I've fallen and I can't get up scenarios are not for us," these devices say.

written by Gail Farrelly, 12 April 2010
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