Mandy Uses Gordon's Eye
Peter Mandelson has admitted in an interview with Alan Titchmarsh Labour policy is decided by 'King of the Warlocks' Mandelson using Gordon's glass eye to peer into the future a la Gypsy Rose Lee.
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Russia's RED ARMY replaced by the Nazi WHITE WOLVES!
Russia's Red Army are being gradually phased out and a brand new army called the WHITE WOLVES is being trained to protect Russia's new interests: Capitalism, money and WHITE POWER!
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"Gordon Brown unveils 'realistic' manifesto"
Buzz Lightyear to replace RAF, Moby Dick to replace HM Navy, and Joe 90's supercar to replace the British Army.
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written by
Tcoah, 12 April 2010
Until Further Notice
It will no longer matter, if it's the Twin Towers or an Abortion Clinic. A terrorist will be prosecuted as a terrorist. The god being honored, being the only difference.
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Jesus Returns
Jesus made a long awaited return to NYC today and saw so many people wearing crosses, severe panic attacks set in. He was last seen running down the Hudson River screaming, no friggin' way, not again!
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New series of bumper stickers launched
You Keep Prayin' For Me and I'll Keep Thinking For You
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New series of bumper stickers launched
Born Again Atheist
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New series of bumper stickers launched
Millions of Battered Women and I'm Still Eating Mine Plain
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New series of bumper stickers launched
God Bless America - Except Dallas - Screw Dallas
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An Old Lady Wakes up in Hangar Shock
Cabin crew have apologised and an old lady who fell asleep during a flight and woke up in the hangar. They allegedly said; "We thought she she was just another old bag!"
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Employer Sacks 'Britain's Most Accident Prone Man'
The employer of 'Britain's most accident prone' man has finally given him the sack because he spends more time off sick, than he does working. "I just cannot get anything done on my farm." He said.
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Grand National winner, AP McCoy fined £60
Champion jockey, A.P. McCoy was fined £60 and given three points on his licence for talking on his mobile phone whilst riding the horse,'Don't Push It', during the Grand National.
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Nooks, Kindles, iPads Sign Up for Emergency Response Services
"I've fallen and I can't get up scenarios are not for us," these devices say.
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