Last Surviving Wizard Of Oz Munchkin Dies at Age 94
Dunkin Donuts chain to stop making Duncan Munchkins for 24 hours in his honor.
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Last Surviving Wizard Of Oz Munchkin Dies at Age 94
Ballooning Wizard of Oz himself is "up in the air" about his feelings.
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Last Surviving Wizard Of Oz Munchkin Dies at Age 94
Cowardly Lion won't be there, since they are serving chicken at wake (and he doesn't feel cannibalistic today).
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Last Surviving Wizard Of Oz Munchkin Dies at Age 94
Brainless Scarecrow unable to attend services as he's a senior advisor in the Obama Administration.
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Last Surviving Wizard Of Oz Munchkin Dies at Age 94
Tin Man would attend funeral, but once again "he doesn't have the heart" to go.
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Last Surviving Wizard Of Oz Munchkin Dies at Age 94
Last surviving flying Monkey to attend funeral (though he'll take the bus since his flying license was suspended due to age).
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Polish Plane Crash Investigation
The tragic death of Lech Kaczynski in Russian airplane reveals mechanical flaw in the design. Not only were the hamsters that run the turbines malnourished but the rubber band was made in China
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written by
Cuff, 11 April 2010
Last Surviving Wizard Of Oz Munchkin Dies at Age 94
Developers invision strip center, parking lot, and at least one Starbucks for renovated Munchkinland
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Last Surviving Wizard Of Oz Munchkin Dies at Age 94
Beginning point of Yellow Brick Road now hung up in Probate Court while will is debated.
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Last Surviving Wizard Of Oz Munchkin Dies at Age 94
Now there's no one left to "represent the Lollipop Guild."
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Last Surviving Wizard Of Oz Munchkin Dies at Age 94
He is "really most sincerely dead."
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Near-sighted Man Downloads Ape by Mistake...
enraged cyber-monkey then proceeds to destroy man's house.
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Stephen Hawkings
How many times a day does Stephen Hawkings says Don't push me around.
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An ASBO Anyone?
The competition is on to find the most inappropriate ASBO award. A former seaman was awarded one for swearing at a TV. Why don't they award Gordon Ramsay one for swearing on TV?
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Richard Dawkins plans to arrest the Pope
For being the Pope.
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written by
Tcoah, 11 April 2010
Vote Labour
All we do under a Labour Government is get pissed and eat too much. So, five more years then.
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Election To Close To Call, Poles Say
And those trees are awfully close also.
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Polish President attacks Russia with a KAMIKAZE attack!
Sick and tired of being an "Untermensch" the Polish President decided to sacrifice himself and his entourage in a KAMIKAZE attack on Russia, it missed, they failed, next time consult Bin Laden!
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Survey Shows Women Spend Three Years Of Their Lives Shopping
And six years returning what they bought.
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Senior Citizens Arrested on Charge of Planning Bank Robbery
Their defense? "We are undercover agents for the Equal Opportunity Commission and are checking to see that there are equal opportunities for folks of all ages to engage in criminal behavior."
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Strange things we see when they aren't there
I'm scrolling down today April 11th, and see 'Featured Writer'. I only saw the 'tip' of the accompanying photo and thought it was a penis. I continued scrolling and saw it wasn't. So sad!
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Lesbians Against Bush plan 2 year celebration
The National Chapter of Lesbians Against Bush has announced plans to celebrate the two year anniversary of Obama's waxing of that little bit of useless fluff.
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