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Last Surviving Wizard Of Oz Munchkin Dies at Age 94

Dunkin Donuts chain to stop making Duncan Munchkins for 24 hours in his honor.

written by Jalapenoman, 11 April 2010
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Last Surviving Wizard Of Oz Munchkin Dies at Age 94

Ballooning Wizard of Oz himself is "up in the air" about his feelings.

written by Jalapenoman, 11 April 2010
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Last Surviving Wizard Of Oz Munchkin Dies at Age 94

Cowardly Lion won't be there, since they are serving chicken at wake (and he doesn't feel cannibalistic today).

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Last Surviving Wizard Of Oz Munchkin Dies at Age 94

Brainless Scarecrow unable to attend services as he's a senior advisor in the Obama Administration.

written by Jalapenoman, 11 April 2010
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Last Surviving Wizard Of Oz Munchkin Dies at Age 94

Tin Man would attend funeral, but once again "he doesn't have the heart" to go.

written by Jalapenoman, 11 April 2010
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Last Surviving Wizard Of Oz Munchkin Dies at Age 94

Last surviving flying Monkey to attend funeral (though he'll take the bus since his flying license was suspended due to age).

written by Jalapenoman, 11 April 2010
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Polish Plane Crash Investigation

The tragic death of Lech Kaczynski in Russian airplane reveals mechanical flaw in the design. Not only were the hamsters that run the turbines malnourished but the rubber band was made in China

written by Cuff, 11 April 2010
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Last Surviving Wizard Of Oz Munchkin Dies at Age 94

Developers invision strip center, parking lot, and at least one Starbucks for renovated Munchkinland

written by Jalapenoman, 11 April 2010
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Last Surviving Wizard Of Oz Munchkin Dies at Age 94

Beginning point of Yellow Brick Road now hung up in Probate Court while will is debated.

written by Jalapenoman, 11 April 2010
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Last Surviving Wizard Of Oz Munchkin Dies at Age 94

Now there's no one left to "represent the Lollipop Guild."

written by Jalapenoman, 11 April 2010
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Last Surviving Wizard Of Oz Munchkin Dies at Age 94

He is "really most sincerely dead."

written by Jalapenoman, 11 April 2010
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Near-sighted Man Downloads Ape by Mistake...

enraged cyber-monkey then proceeds to destroy man's house.

written by Adam Click, 11 April 2010
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Stephen Hawkings

How many times a day does Stephen Hawkings says Don't push me around.

written by Barwood, 11 April 2010
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An ASBO Anyone?

The competition is on to find the most inappropriate ASBO award. A former seaman was awarded one for swearing at a TV. Why don't they award Gordon Ramsay one for swearing on TV?

written by IN SEINE, 11 April 2010
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Richard Dawkins plans to arrest the Pope

For being the Pope.

written by Tcoah, 11 April 2010
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Vote Labour

All we do under a Labour Government is get pissed and eat too much. So, five more years then.

written by Earl Grey, 11 April 2010
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Election To Close To Call, Poles Say

And those trees are awfully close also.

written by Earl Grey, 11 April 2010
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Polish President attacks Russia with a KAMIKAZE attack!

Sick and tired of being an "Untermensch" the Polish President decided to sacrifice himself and his entourage in a KAMIKAZE attack on Russia, it missed, they failed, next time consult Bin Laden!

written by Jaggedone, 11 April 2010
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Survey Shows Women Spend Three Years Of Their Lives Shopping

And six years returning what they bought.

written by Gail Farrelly, 11 April 2010
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Senior Citizens Arrested on Charge of Planning Bank Robbery

Their defense? "We are undercover agents for the Equal Opportunity Commission and are checking to see that there are equal opportunities for folks of all ages to engage in criminal behavior."

written by Gail Farrelly, 11 April 2010
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Strange things we see when they aren't there

I'm scrolling down today April 11th, and see 'Featured Writer'. I only saw the 'tip' of the accompanying photo and thought it was a penis. I continued scrolling and saw it wasn't. So sad!

written by Lady Godiva, 11 April 2010
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Lesbians Against Bush plan 2 year celebration

The National Chapter of Lesbians Against Bush has announced plans to celebrate the two year anniversary of Obama's waxing of that little bit of useless fluff.

written by Stump Parrish, 11 April 2010
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