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Senate Barely Able To Pass Bill

Senate passes non-binding legislation in ordering of cheese from overseas!

written by Bureau, 28 September 2009
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Ignore The Gore

Monica Lewinsky, who knew Al Gore while she was visiting the President at the White House, states that Al Gore's commitment to global warming is nothing but "lip service".

written by Bureau, 28 September 2009
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Stores Desperate For Customers

Government warns public not to respond to Free Shopaholic Treatment ads. They will be followed up by local store specials.

written by Bureau, 28 September 2009
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Ben & Jerry Celebrated NBA Day On Monday

In honor of National Breast Appreciation on Monday, Ben & Jerrys served "Nipple Ripple" for half price all day long.

written by Bureau, 28 September 2009
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Simple Math

Doctors now say i small bar of chocolate a day is good for you. Patients reason, then a pound of chocolate will be good for more of me.

written by Bureau, 28 September 2009
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No On Ever Thought Of That

Obama panel proposes cutting your health costs immediately by using pill cutter. Cut pill in half, then half again. Usually can't tell the difference.

written by Bureau, 28 September 2009
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Offer Them A Treat

Police tell mother attacked by yobs at home: 'We won't send anyone, it may escalate the problem plus one of our group could begin getting bullied and it could spread throughout police force.

written by Bureau, 28 September 2009
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Karzai Earns Respect?

US official says Karzai must earn Afghans' trust. Recommend duel with Taliban leader at high noon!

written by Bureau, 28 September 2009
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Creepy Area

Family living near old closed animal shelter say they see ghosts of cats and dogs roaming the area, looking for their balls.

written by Bureau, 28 September 2009
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VA Helping Vets Readjust

The Veterans Administration has released a report that nearly 20,000 returning troops from Iraq have "Delayed Bush Syndrome" which causes them run from their bedrooms and wives.

written by Bureau, 28 September 2009
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Viagra Adds Warning

United Secretary of Health Kathleen Sebelius forces makers of Viagra to put warning on label with side effects, that men could become too cocksure of themselves.

written by Bureau, 28 September 2009
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Palin Holding Talks

Sarah Palin now in Russia, may make speech. Privately meets with Putin, guy who used to wave at her from Russia when she was Governor of Alaska.

written by Bureau, 28 September 2009
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Cheney, Rumsfeld Held Private Talks

Revealed: Cheney, Rumsfeld discussed different torture techniques at White House but had to quit when Cheney laughed himeself into a heart attack.

written by Bureau, 28 September 2009
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Poor Old Al

Tipper Gore says that she blames global warming for her husband, Al Gore's meltdown.

written by Bureau, 28 September 2009
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Hard Headed

Mahmoud Ahmadinejad of Iran says that even if Israel blows Iran off the map, "We still will not acknowledge it's existance."

written by Bureau, 28 September 2009
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Bunch Of Sneaks

CIA announces that they have proof that Iran is hiding a biological weapons lab behind underground nuclear facility.

written by Bureau, 28 September 2009
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Each Gave Their All

Soldiers who launch drones in Afghanistan, Iraq ask Obama administration for "The Unknown Drone" monument.

written by Bureau, 28 September 2009
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Heard That Before

Fed chairman Bernanke asks those worried about black holes absorbing all of us, especially that one who writes daily, to quit worrying. "The solar system is too big to fail!"

written by Bureau, 28 September 2009
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Monkey's refute regulation allegation

Monkeys today rebelled against rumours that they could become staff at the struggling FSA,a spokesman for Monkeys at London Zoo said "We wouldn't be seen dead working for that shower of shit!"

written by Ulver, 28 September 2009
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Jaggedone warned you all, Iranian rockets head for Israel!

2 weeks ago Jaggedone warned the world about Iran and their "nicked" Iraqi WOMD's, today proved that Jaggedone is not a fucking nutter but always tells the TRUTH, lying bastard!

written by Jaggedone, 28 September 2009
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Zulu marries four wives in a day and Viagra sales quadruple!

Zulu polygamist Miltom M'belly married his 4 mistresses and adopted his own 25 kids today, totally legal! Viagra has just reached record sales in Zululand!

written by Jaggedone, 28 September 2009
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Just walkin' the dog

A man has walked his dog 3200 miles from Devon in UK to Mandalay in Burma. Witnesses say that he originally went to get a packet of crisps from the corner shop and never came back. The dog is stuffed.

written by whatinthe world, 28 September 2009
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There's Your Proof, Limbaugh!

Al Gore may be totally cracking as he summons reporters to show them that a cube of ice just made melts faster than the one he kept from a year ago.

written by Bureau, 28 September 2009
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Janet Jackson Shows Concern

A giggling Janet Jackson was questioned by a reporter at a famous nightclub Sturday night about her brother Michael answered, "Oh Michael, well we're all concerned about his health..I gotta go pee!"

written by Bureau, 28 September 2009
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Shoe Thrower Signs Contract

The famous shoe thrower in Iraq has reportedly signed a deal with Nike shoes to begin commercials in time for Super Bowl.

written by Bureau, 28 September 2009
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It Looked Like It Belonged To A Horse!

Mark of madness: Police refuse to show suspect's birthmark in ID parade,because of his human rights, anti-flashing laws.


written by Bureau, 28 September 2009
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Keller Sues Police

London woman's boyfriend sues police for missing dozens of opportunities to prevent him from killing her. "Where is a cop when you need one?" asks killer.

written by Bureau, 28 September 2009
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Big Cocaine Seizure

The Royal Navy says it has seized its biggest haul of cocaine, estimating its street value at ...Oh, whatever!

written by Bureau, 28 September 2009
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Polanski Supporters Rally

Politicians and Hollywood heavyweights have rallied behind director Roman Polanski following his arrest. "For pete's sake, all he did was rape a 13-year-old!"

written by Bureau, 28 September 2009
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Merkel Wins Re-election

Chancellor Merkel has vowed to get Germany out of the recession. Blames Jews, Blacks and Gypsies.

written by Bureau, 28 September 2009
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Horsing Around

Peyton Manning dazzles with 4 Titties, Colts beat Cards 31-10.
I'm sorry, that should be "4 TD's"

written by Bureau, 28 September 2009
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Newton In Vegas

Wayne Newton back for short run at Tropicana Vegas. That's the Tropicana Vegas. Can't say you weren't warned.

written by Bureau, 28 September 2009
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Some Side Effects Unavoidable

Intense tracking for swine flu shot's side effects as more than a dozen running around naked, eating slop.

written by Bureau, 28 September 2009
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Moose Moving North

Warmer weather threatens moose in Minnesota as Bullwinkle throws his antlers in the ring to run for Sarah Palin's job as Governor of Alaska.

written by Bureau, 28 September 2009
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Obama To Pitch

Obama will go to Denmark to pitch for Olympics. He would be the first sitting US president to participate in the games.

written by Bureau, 28 September 2009
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Libya, Argentina Closer Ties

Gadhafi strengthens relationship with Chavez after quick wedding in Caracas.

written by Bureau, 28 September 2009
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Deserve Each Other

France, Poland want Roman Polanski, Charles Manson and Sirhan Sirhan released on bail. "They've learned their lesson." However, US planning to put all three in same cell.

written by Bureau, 28 September 2009
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Iran Missiles Flying

Iran tests longest-range missiles. There goes one overhead right now. Keep a sharp eye out today.

written by Bureau, 28 September 2009
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Don't Go Into The Woods

Homeless Georgia sex offenders directed to woods, arrested for attempting to abuse bears.

written by Bureau, 28 September 2009
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Another Chinese Recall

China launches large recall of paint thinner, as this stuff won't get you high sniffing it for hours. Apologize to American teens.

written by Bureau, 28 September 2009
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Anything Can Be In A Pill

More than half million kids get bad drug reactions, especially those hurriedly bought on the street at half price.

written by Bureau, 28 September 2009
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Honduras Restricts Freedom

Honduras restricts liberties to prevent rebellion, freedom marches, any kind of normal life.

written by Bureau, 28 September 2009
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92-Year-Old Celebrates

NH woman celebrates 92nd birthday by sky-diving. Accidentally lands on 95-year-old, killing him instantly.

written by Bureau, 28 September 2009
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Yep, That's Us

Wal-Mart best symbolizes America, a new poll finds: Fat, impatient and greedy.

written by Bureau, 28 September 2009
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Obama For More Schooling

More school: Obama would curtail summer vacation. No holiday breaks. School on Saturday's also. Night school. Home schools!

written by Bureau, 28 September 2009
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Haose Changes

How today's homebuyers are thinking small,to live in not invest in. Average new homes have "two up & two down", small victory garden.

written by Bureau, 28 September 2009
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Germany goes to the polls.

Dyslexic Poles distraught.

written by Fergus McCarthy, 28 September 2009
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Aspartame Boy's stories are now banned in many countries and corporations

They are actually banned in all corporations and all countries that have governments that can still read. That is actually only Cuba.

written by Aspartame Boy, 28 September 2009
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California has vowed to issue no more IOUs

They have begun to issue, notes that read, "Hey, you've just been had. Tell it to the governator".

written by Aspartame Boy, 28 September 2009
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Britons are hiring Indian Assassins

Scotland yard is trying to figure out why Britons are trying to kill the Indians. That's an American problem, or so they thought. The problem has been traced to internationalism.

written by Aspartame Boy, 28 September 2009
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Parents are ignoring trampoline saftey

They are dropping their kids from airplanes onto the trampolines. The kids are doing fine, but the parents, a group from Afghanistan, don't know how to land the planes. They went to FIT.

written by Aspartame Boy, 28 September 2009
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