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Xerox In 3D

The Xerox Compny has announced that their new X-8 model coming out in the Spring of 2010 will be able to make 3D pics of anyone's ass.

written by Bureau, 25 September 2009
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Death By Asphyxiation

Japanese citizen found dead on elevator floor after riding up to 33rd floor with four sumo wrestler coming back from Taco Bell!

written by Bureau, 25 September 2009
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William Shatner paternity secrets shocker

French design guru (sic) Phillipe Starck is the ageing septagenarian's first born son.

written by queen mudder, 25 September 2009
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Yom Kippur secrets shocker!

Sarah, Duchess of York is Neil Kinnock's daughter. Yuck!

written by queen mudder, 25 September 2009
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Staffordshire gold horde declarared a fake

Metal detecting aficionado who made the find has been given 'all that glisters' bum's rush by UK Treasury 'Trash in the Attic' valuation shysters.

written by queen mudder, 25 September 2009
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"I'll Have An Old Peculiar!"

FOX News video catches President Obama throwing a fit for the first time when Michelle's mother shows up for Thursday night beer meeting.

written by Bureau, 25 September 2009
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Popular Iraq Leader To Run For President

New extremely popular politician in Iraq promises "The mother of all presidential campaigns".

written by Bureau, 25 September 2009
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Missing Link Found?

Leading Evolutionist says that old people in nursing home throwing shit is the real missing link.

written by Bureau, 25 September 2009
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China Offer US A Deal

Chinese offer United States a way of paying off their debt by sending Americans over there to build their new railroads.

written by Bureau, 25 September 2009
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The Alfredo Suicide

Mafia hit man Alfredo Fuggeddaboutit found, apparently a victim of suicide, after he went crazy from Tinnitus after bomb went off in his hat in 2001.

written by Bureau, 25 September 2009
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McChrystal Expected The Worst!

General McChrystal: Violence "Worse" than expected in Afghanistan. While we expected the worst, it's worse than that.

written by Bureau, 25 September 2009
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Newest, Biggest WallyMart

Cypress Gardens theme park in Florida closes doors to make way for the bigget WallyMart there ever was, featuring ride through shopping aisles.

written by Bureau, 25 September 2009
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Chip Of Ole Block

A new video show school kids singing the praises of President Obama after watching his latest video, except for Joe Wilson's grandson, who seems to be singing "The Wall".

written by Bureau, 25 September 2009
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Iran To Show Nukes

United States, UK, France leaders demand Iran nuke site be opened. Iran answers, you'll be seeing them up close soon, first-hand, guaranteed.

written by Bureau, 25 September 2009
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Charley Brown Had No Dementia

A new study says men with symmetrical faces are less likely to suffer from dementia. They then give the examples of pinheads and John Kerry.

written by Bureau, 25 September 2009
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Plug Already Pulled

Obama embarrassed as video of city hall meeting where he states his health care plan "won't pull the plug on grandma" shows previous cut where old lady says grandpa pulled his plug from her years ago.

written by Bureau, 25 September 2009
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Until Receiving Toe Tag

The High Court has upheld the law that allows UK employers to force workers to retire at the age of 65. Must also submit to age tag hanging from right ear.

written by Bureau, 25 September 2009
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Monarch's Got GPS

North America's Monarch butterflies use a 24-hour "clock" in their antennae to help navigate the 4,000km to overwinter in Mexico, say scientists, after overhearing small voices giving directions.

written by Bureau, 25 September 2009
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500 Billion Hours Of TV

By 2015 more than 12 billion devices will be capable of connecting to 500 billion hours of TV and video content, says chip giant Intel. Still no word on anything worth watching.

written by Bureau, 25 September 2009
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Amazing Detailed Dinosaur Find

Early dinosaurs had feathers say scientists. The creatures found in China are all more than 150 million years old, come November 20th.

written by Bureau, 25 September 2009
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Pitt Mayor Calls In Steelers

Pittsburgh braces for more clashes at G-20 summit. Mayor calls in the Pittsburgh Steelers to assist police, to block entrances, tackle rioters.

written by Bureau, 25 September 2009
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New Species Found

Fanged frog, rolling hoop snakes, Nessie's cousin Bessie, 162 other new species found in Mekong.

written by Bureau, 25 September 2009
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G-20 Almost Over

G-20 leaders push global economic reforms, love to flow from everyone to his neighbors, world peace as Miss America speaks Friday

written by Bureau, 25 September 2009
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Offenders Get Home

Sex offenders welcome: Florida apartments offer home! "No Victims Need Apply!"

written by Bureau, 25 September 2009
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Bombs May Be Dropped By Ebay

Suspect used Web to find bomb supplies, feds say. "Oh, you gots to has the funds to gets da bombs", says lower bidder.

written by Bureau, 25 September 2009
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Spankless IQ's Higher

Children who get spanked have lower IQs, especially those that are spanked on the wrong end by parents too upset to notice.

written by Bureau, 25 September 2009
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J&J Recalls

Johnson & Johnson recalls infants', children's liquid Tylenol, Little Folk's Johns could become bacteria-laden.

written by Bureau, 25 September 2009
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Manson Folower Dies

Charles Manson follower Susan Atkins dies. Manson: Susan? Rabbits Hoppity Hoppity. Yeah, old Susan. You're all dead and Susan is alive. AFLAAC!!

written by Bureau, 25 September 2009
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Lady at the Repair Shop

Ever notice the lady calling the rental car company saying "I am at the repair shop!" The rental car company seems to know where she is, even though there are probably 200,000 car repair shops!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 25 September 2009
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Policemen Wanted

There are the food police, the plastic bag police, the recycle police and now the healthy house police! These activists don't know when to quit, what next the sex police? OOPs there're already here!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 25 September 2009
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Health Coverage

Senate Finance Committee is deliberating about Medicare benefits. A participant developed a severe nose bleed. Paramedics were called, but couldn't do anything as the person had no health insurance.

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 25 September 2009
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OOPs

Terrorist inadvertently detonates two bombs hidden in his jock strap, on the way to a checkpoint. Iraqi police say he had big brass ones, but not for long!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 25 September 2009
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Welcome to the Big Apple

Muammar Al-Khadafi, Hugo Chavez and Mahmoud Ahmadinejad finally find lodgings at the Bronx Zoo, which had three empty cages.


written by Philbert of Macadamia, 25 September 2009
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Hot Finish

Farouk Hosny was so distraught about losing the UNESCO Directorship to Irina Bokova, that he piled up some books and set them on fire! He also burnt his house down completely to the ground!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 25 September 2009
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Kirk Fills Seat

Paul Kirk fills Senator Ted Kennedy's Senate seat, apologizes and leaves to change pants after telling everyone, "I was excited! OK?"

written by Bureau, 25 September 2009
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He's Gonna Blow!

Third major meal at Puerto Vallarta Buffet places Knoxville, Tennessee man's colon on all-out red alert!

written by Bureau, 25 September 2009
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