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Dreaded That Part

Boy George said yesterday that the worst part of community service in New York City was putting the morning bodies into body bags.

written by Bureau, 22 September 2009
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Family Releases Statement

Family whose son was accidentally shot by police in gang war just wish to be left to themselves even though they realize there's a story, maybe a great movie here, according to press agent.

written by Bureau, 22 September 2009
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China Recalls Nuclear Weapons

China recalls nuclear weapons from Venzezuela after North Korea's tenth rocket falls into the ocean. "These could come back to haunt us", says Chavez.

written by Bureau, 22 September 2009
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He Not Look So Sexy In Cow Shit!

Angry French farmers have dumped millions of liters of fresh milk to protest low prices, cry hundreds of liters of tears. Told by Sarkozy that it was no use crying over it, hit by cow shit!

written by Bureau, 22 September 2009
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Lots Of Trees Wasted

President Obama says that not passing his social insurance plan is making global warming much worse, mostly from all those fires burning up all the 3,000-page bills.

written by Bureau, 22 September 2009
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One Bad Apple

Officials who allowed crazed killer to escape at county fair stated that all 23 of the other crazed killers came back to the bus right on time.

written by Bureau, 22 September 2009
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These Pirates Are Mean

Drunken fight at Somali bar leads pirate to cut off other pirate's wooden leg, only he had no wooden leg. Does now.

written by Bureau, 22 September 2009
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They're All Nuts Here

Man who died at insane asylum was only trying to tell the police and doctors that he was allergic to nuts and couldn't talk plain, says allergy specialist.

written by Bureau, 22 September 2009
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"Sock It To Me!"

Florida man set to wear his new see-through swimming trunks forgets and places "Nike Sock" rolled up in front.

written by Bureau, 22 September 2009
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Like A Dong In The Ocean

North Korea launched yet another dong missile that has landed in the ocean. Kim asks that next attempt will use dong missile enhancements.

written by Bureau, 22 September 2009
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Pirates An Endangered Species

Greenpeace announced this morning that they are placing Somali pirates on endangered species list, at least until one of their ships is released.

written by Bureau, 22 September 2009
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A Tasteless Snippet

"We are all capable of "hearing" shapes & sizes & perhaps even "tasting" sounds", states Scientist. "I know I've tasted some farts after hearing them", says one member of the crowd.
"Nearly choked!"

written by Bureau, 22 September 2009
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Driver Cheats Death

Driver cheats death by leaping out of car seconds before it careers into path of speeding train. Grim Reaper pisses it's robe.


written by Bureau, 22 September 2009
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Queen Needs Queens

Scotland Yard advertises for 'gay, lesbian or transgender' bodyguards for the Queen. Also, several other queens would be nice.

written by Bureau, 22 September 2009
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Autism Helps Population Explosion

One in 100 adults has autism, claims new study. On the bright side, psychiatrists say people "living in their own world" could help with the population explosion.

written by Bureau, 22 September 2009
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Garden Stolen

Couple return home to find their garden has moved next door. Neighbors say they say a strange object and mysterious lights in the sky overnight.

written by Bureau, 22 September 2009
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Better Pay Up!

Builders go on wrecking spree of £450,000 luxury farmhouse in 'revenge act', dentist replants bad teeth, surgeon replaces bad appendix over unpaid bills


written by Bureau, 22 September 2009
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Brown Refuses

Top law officer Baroness Scotland is FINED £5,000 for employing illegal immigrant - but Brown refuses to sack her.
"I will not have sex with that woman!"

written by Bureau, 22 September 2009
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Same sex partnership

Young boy from a same sex partnership questioning what a lesbian is, is told to "ask your father, she'll know"

written by Steddyeddy, 22 September 2009
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Hammerheads Not Dumb

Scientists now say that hammerhead sharks are not the dumb sea creatures previously thought. "They're just plain old stubborn!", says study.

written by Bureau, 22 September 2009
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Taliban Accuse American Freedoms

Taliban say that all American freedoms are from the devil. Well, perhaps not the one about carrying guns.

written by Bureau, 22 September 2009
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Where's The Bathroom?"

Coffee now found to be a rich source of antioxidants say doctors while hopping up and down. Also, pee.

written by Bureau, 22 September 2009
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A Vicious Cycle

A dose of alcohol may be a good treatment for people with head injuries, emergency doctors suggest to those who received head injuries during driving while drunk.

written by Bureau, 22 September 2009
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Study Blames Golden Oldies

Study blames huge number of baby-boomers, so many quitting cigarettes, as causing crisis in Social Security, Medicare. "Average lifespan growing to fast."

written by Bureau, 22 September 2009
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Jump-Start Unnecessary

Bid to jump-start climate talks sets off earthquake, tsunami. Leaders told to ease more into climate talks.

written by Bureau, 22 September 2009
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Clinton: Paterson A Good Man

Former President Clinton calls Paterson 'good man'. "Too bad we have to stab him in the back, but that's politics."

written by Bureau, 22 September 2009
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Another Loner

Rapper accused in Va. slayings described as loner, after killing everybody that got close to him.

written by Bureau, 22 September 2009
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Census On Gays

Census: 150,000 gay couples report they're either married or in divorce proceedings.

written by Bureau, 22 September 2009
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No Peace Talks

Mideast summit unlikely to relaunch peace talks. "More likely to launch insults, rockets", say experts.

written by Bureau, 22 September 2009
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Mars Not Always Red

Mars was not always red, according to a new theory for how the planet took on its characteristic ruddy hue. Just embarrassed over what's been going on here on earth.

written by Bureau, 22 September 2009
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House Moves Again

House moves to extend unemployment benefits, hop again to the left during earth tremor.

written by Bureau, 22 September 2009
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Lots Of Changes

Creeks turn into surging rivers in Southeast, then surging rivers turn into raging oceans, Al Gore into grinning idiot.

written by Bureau, 22 September 2009
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Several Daring Returns

Zelaya's daring return reignites Honduras crisis! Same thing for Yasser Arafat, Golda Meir's sudden return to Middle East.

written by Bureau, 22 September 2009
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Obama Seeking Support

Obama seeking G-20 support to repair global economy, has been listening to old commercials of Billy Mays.

written by Bureau, 22 September 2009
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Thurston Howell V to recreate voyage of the S S Minnow.

Explorer Thurston Howell V and grandson of Thurston Howell III will retrace the fateful voyage of the SS Minnow. Howell plans to also chart the exact location of Gilligan's Island.

written by anchochilly, 22 September 2009
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Renault to blame for stock market crash

Errrmmm, that's all I have, folks!

written by neilwatson, 22 September 2009
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Klum on Seal: the noise

The Spoof cornered heavily-pregnant Heidi Klum on the red carpet recently. Our roving reporter asked: "Is it Seal's?" The model replied: "No, the scan showed it's a human baby, and there's only one."

written by neilwatson, 22 September 2009
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Combating Apathy Course

The course on combating apathy has been abandoned due to a lack of enrolment for the coming academic year. And even if people had enrolled, nobody had made the effort to find a lecturer.

written by IainB, 22 September 2009
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Lord of the single ladies

The Tolkien Estate sued Beyonce yesterday, claiming they own the original rights to the concept of "putting a ring on it."

written by BCShow, 22 September 2009
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The ultimate showdown

Clint Eastwood, Harrison Ford to face off in Spike's first ever "Most Badass Old Dude Competition."

written by BCShow, 22 September 2009
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Madoff Broke, Pregnant

Bernie Madoff is broke, in a cell with a giant. "I never thought this would happen to me in my wildest dreams", he says in letter to Penthouse.

written by Bureau, 22 September 2009
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Missile Defense System

Polish and Czech leaders were not initially told of the new US strategy for short range missile defense. It is a missile having a pork Kilbasa or klobása warhead, to negate any Iranian missile threat.

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 22 September 2009
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Bernanke In Switzerland

Fed Chairman Bernanke says economy on it's way to bouncing back. He made the statement from Switzerland where he will remain for two years checking on American depositors who owe taxes or whatever.

written by Bureau, 22 September 2009
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International Poker Game

A group of international high stakes poker players has invited President Obama to sit in on their next game. Based on the president's dealings with Iran and Russia, he better bring his checkbook.

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 22 September 2009
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The Place is Bugged

How do the Russians always know what the Iranian pretender President Ahmadinejad is thinking? Moscow has planted a bug up his butt!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 22 September 2009
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PETA Sues Nathan's

PETA tried to sue Nathans and all the July 4th hot dog eating contestants from 2002 through 2009 for willful destruction of cows. The judge threw the frivolous lawsuit out citing udder contempt.




written by Philbert of Macadamia, 22 September 2009
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Wow! Just WOW!

A new book on Nostradamus will be coming out on July 3rd, 2010 at 10:05AM Central Standard Time, just as Nostradamus predicted.

written by Bureau, 22 September 2009
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