Breaking News - Footy - Home Internationals On Again!
Following the cancellation of the British Home Championship games by the English FA the Scottish FA will reinstate their rivalry and have invited England to Hampden on Tartan Day April 6th 2010.
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Archaeologists Uncover Witch-Scaring Bottle
Archaeologists in Staffordshire have unearthed a 17th-century 'witch-scaring' bottle in a car park. They know this because one of their colleagues is actually a witch and she was frightened to death!
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Ex-Presidents Give Their Poodles Away
Ex-president Jacques Chirac has given away his poodle, Sumo because it has attacked him for the third time. Meanwhile, ex-president Bush has given away his poodle, Tony Blair for no reason at all!
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X Factor bummery question mark rocks the show !
C**ts John & Edward off the X factor deny that their hair was caused by an encounter with one of Louis Walsh's Vulcanised Anal Fists, "'tis spunk that holds it up and nothing but" they quipped today.
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Ulver, 03 October 2009
Reason discovered why Chicago lost Olympics bid
The IOC threw out the 400,000 new voters illegally registered by ACORN.
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No!
What part of no doesn't Congress understand with respect to health, etc? Democratic left liberals can't seem to get the concept, that the American people don't want a federal option in their lives.
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President Obama's Trip to Denmark
Crew members were seen loading pastry boxes aboard Air Force One. An unidentified crew chief let it slip that "the president just couldn't find a decent Danish pastry shop in Washington DC."
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Soaked Breaking News
Environmentalists released a report today. They find that both coasts of the USA & all of Western Europe has been underwater since March 2008. Also Polar Bears have been spotted eating pigs in Iowa.
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Who's Tax Money?
Liberal Roz: Health care, environmental, & new federal programs are paid for by the rich, but there isn't enough money! Liberal Marge: A middle class tax increase? Liberal Roz: Let's join the GOP.
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The Mailman Rings Twice
TV host Mailman denied he had two affairs with a former Alaska governor!
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International Stickball Committee Meets
President Obama traveled to Brooklyn NY, via AMTRAC, to meet with the heads of the ISC to bring the 2010 games to Chicago. Chicago IL, Brooklyn NY, Los Angeles CA and Biloxi MS are being considered.
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Chicago will Recover
The IOC decision to select Rio de Janeiro Brazil to host the 2016 Olympics was possibly a blow to Chicago and Illinois. But, Raymond Burris and Ron Blagojevich were humongous embarrassments also.
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