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Probes Going On

Ameica launches a probe of the moon. Aliens launch a probe of many Americans. President says to relax, try thinking of healthcare plans.

written by Bureau, 29 October 2009
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Americans Not Reading, Watching News

Poll shows that 74% of Americans are no longer keeping up with the news. On behalf of you other 26%, a big Thank You! for choosing TheSpoof.

written by Bureau, 29 October 2009
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There's A Recession?

Study shows women worried over economy who shopped for children's clothes, purchased groceries. Men mostly watching, sports, women.

written by Bureau, 29 October 2009
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Obama On The Move Again

President Obama may go on tour at the first of 2010 of the states that allow medical marijuana smoking. He will be riding the "Snack Train"!

written by Bureau, 29 October 2009
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What Happens?

What happens to your Facebook Profile when you die? Well, for one thing, your photo starts to look pretty bad.

written by Bureau, 29 October 2009
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Supremes To Rule On ID Theft Case

Supreme Court to rule on identity theft case. "I never ordered 3,000 Cokes with pubic hairs", claims Judge Thomas.

written by Bureau, 29 October 2009
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Inflation Hits Nigeria

World economy still in trouble as inflation hits Nigeria. Now those spam letters demand $100,000 up front to collect $1,000,000 waiting for you in Nigerian bank.

written by Bureau, 29 October 2009
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Spooky Predictions

Tony Shalhoub predicts EXACTLY how many votes Ralph Nader will get if he runs in 2012. Special School student in Massachusetts gives the same three numbers.

written by Bureau, 29 October 2009
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Stupidity claims "I neva possezed Georgey boi lolz"

In an interview on Friday's Science Now chat show, neurological phenomenon Stupidity said that it never inhabited George Bush: "It must haf been sum far sikka neurofingy fenonomonen, wat u call it".

written by RikkiMusic, 29 October 2009
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Coloured UK Pro footy player jailed for sexual molestation, too much Dick, not enough brains!

Coloured sports stars frequently drop their pants to boast about their "rods" Mike Tyson started it and now the sickness has spread to the UK, millionaires wages, no brains and a big black dick!

written by Jaggedone, 29 October 2009
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Sorry Trekkies

According to the Farmer's Almanac, wollie worms, thick corn husks, there will be no new Star Trek movies for another five years.

written by Bureau, 29 October 2009
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On Right Course

Ouija Board called up Captain of Titanic says that country is headed in the right direction. US too big to sink!

written by Bureau, 29 October 2009
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Stock Falls In NYC, Chicago

Stocks fall on Wall Street with presented with 1990-page health bill in congress. Also, stocks fall in Chicago stockyards after presented with large hammers.

written by Bureau, 29 October 2009
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1990 Paged Health Bill

House Leader Calls Health Bill "1,990 Pages Of Bureaucracy" Tony Shalhoub insists that ten more pages be added.

written by Bureau, 29 October 2009
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Kenya follows UK and goes GAY!

Kenya will release all Gay prisoners having unpaid 5* hoildays in Kenyan prisons (AAAGH!) They wish to follow the UK and make everybody GAY, reasons: dying of Aids is cheaper than imprisonment!

written by Jaggedone, 29 October 2009
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Recession in the US is over and Bankers immediately demand their bonuses!

The US is officially out of recession after the US government pumped trillions of bucks in to the economy, now CEO's of major banks are demanding back their annual bonuses, Obama replied, "F**K OFF!"

written by Jaggedone, 29 October 2009
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Is This Lynn Baden?

Is this the face of Osama bin Laden? New Al-Qaeda video may show first footage of terror chief since sex change.

written by Bureau, 29 October 2009
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Agassi admits to drug abuse, "but man did I f******g enjoy it!

Ändre Agassi has admitted to drug abuse, "so what, I won everything, got Steffi as my wife, am a multi-millionaire, have lovely kids, all thanks to a bit of speed and I don't regret a thing!"

written by Jaggedone, 29 October 2009
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Burglars Get Trick, Prisoners Treat

Mark of stupidity: Burglary suspects drew masks and beards on their faces using permanent marker pen! "Trick Or Treat, Officers?" "Trick for you guys, treat for those big suckers in your cells."


written by Bureau, 29 October 2009
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Swine Flu Jumps 50%!!

New cases of swine flu jump 50%...that's 50%!......How about those Dallas Cowboys?

written by Bureau, 29 October 2009
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Brown Backs Blair?

Brown gives Blair full backing to be 'excellent' EU president. Blair states that he's not sure being Brown in the back would make him popular.

written by Bureau, 29 October 2009
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New Anti-Snoring Cure

The £3 anti-snoring jab that could have a priceless effect on the lives of millions as third nostril evens everything out.

written by Bureau, 29 October 2009
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Dye Hard

Woman suffers horrendous burns after reaction to Boots hair dye. Boots claim they don't make hair dye, just boot dye.

written by Bureau, 29 October 2009
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Clamper's Paradise

Private wheel clampers rake in £3,000 an HOUR in shopping centre car park. Fake clampers rake in £3,000 an HOUR.

written by Bureau, 29 October 2009
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Kidnapped Couple Tell Their Story

British couple kidnapped by Somali pirates tell of the terrifying moment they were hijacked. "But after that first moment, it was sort of an adventure", states husband, who gets slapped hard.

written by Bureau, 29 October 2009
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Amtrak Study Profitable

Report: Amtrak loss comes to $32 per passenger. After much study, suggests raising fare by $32 per passenger.

written by Bureau, 29 October 2009
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Still Quick Travel Source

US Airways cutting 1,000 jobs, reducing flying, but wingless version goes 200 MPH on Interstates.

written by Bureau, 29 October 2009
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Vaccine Order On Track, Wrong Track, But On It

Novartis says on track to deliver US vaccine order. "Should be here by the Fourth of July, 2010.

written by Bureau, 29 October 2009
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Improved Flu Survival

Study: Cholesterol drugs may improve flu survival as it helps flush most pork fat from the body. However, do not sweat around your date.

written by Bureau, 29 October 2009
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President Bush served Spotted Dick at State Dinner at British Embassy

"They explained to me that it wasn't really penis, but is it Vice President Cheney? I don't want to be canibalizing"

written by Jalapenoman, 29 October 2009
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Andy Williams Biography Admits He Changed Lyrics in Sweet Memories to Avoid Controversy

"I really didn't think that people were ready for me to croon about my love of breasts, so I rewrote Sweet Mammeries."

written by Jalapenoman, 29 October 2009
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World's Second Most Hated Man Recommends World's Most Hated Man

Or simply put... Gordon Brown recommends Tony Blair as being ideal for European Union presidential job.

written by IN SEINE, 29 October 2009
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NW Pilots Test "Distracted Flying"

Northwest pilots prompt look at distracted flying. Plan to take new pilots into woods for a snipe hunt.

written by Bureau, 29 October 2009
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It Happens All the Time!

A Spanish Lady has thanked a 'guardian angel' who diagnosed her with a rare disease. With her dying breath, the Senorita was able to say "thank you." Madrid police have warned girls to stay away from buses.

written by IN SEINE, 29 October 2009
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Newton's Theory

Wayne Newton hints latest Vegas show may be last. Receives a standing ovation!

written by Bureau, 29 October 2009
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Stars Share What Scares Them Most

Stars share what scares them the most this Halloween. Number one so far? "The cold icy hand of Larry King".

written by Bureau, 29 October 2009
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He Who Laughs Last

Scientists patch damaged lungs for transplanting as joker owner had "Do Not Open Until Christmas" Tattoo inside.

written by Bureau, 29 October 2009
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Swine Flu Closes Schools

Swine flu prompts hundreds of schools to close as Chinese consider changing 2010 to "The Year Of The Pig".

written by Bureau, 29 October 2009
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Motorola Strikes Back!

Motorola posts 3Q profit, names permanent CFO in an attempt to prevent President Obama firing another CEO.

written by Bureau, 29 October 2009
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Francis Uranium Crick Knowledge

London Cabbie Drivers forced to learn it

written by Tcoah, 29 October 2009
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Another Titanic In 2010 Possible

Another Titanic expedition possible in 2010 as researchers look for the perfect iceberg.

written by Bureau, 29 October 2009
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New Moon Rocket Ready

NASA's new moon rocket makes first test flight just as soon as there is a new moon.

written by Bureau, 29 October 2009
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Economy Finally On The Mend

Treasury Secretary Timothy Geithner says economy, kicks to his ass, finally on the mend. "Those jump starts worked", stated the Secretary.

written by Bureau, 29 October 2009
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Clinton Meets Leaders

Clinton to meet Abbas, Netanyahu, Krigagoatnog in Middle East!
OK, OK, so I made up Krigagoatnog. But, Ahmadinejad an actual person, so there could be.

written by Bureau, 29 October 2009
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Obama Approves New Numbers

Obama extolls new GOP numbers as 'welcome news'. I'm sorry, that should be, Obama extolls new GDP numbers as 'welcome news'.

written by Bureau, 29 October 2009
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Too Fat?

A Florida man who claims he was too fat to have killed his former son-in-law faces cross-examination by a New Jersey prosecutor. "I feel like Johnny Carson asking 'How fat are you?' states DA.

written by Bureau, 29 October 2009
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Rabbi Keeps Sense Of Humor

Two shot in legs as gunman attacks LA synagogue. "At least he wasn't a 'breast' man", jokes Rabbi Hops.

written by Bureau, 29 October 2009
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"D" As In Dey's Dere!

Report: States set low bar for student achievement as "able to occupy a chair" gets you at least a 'D'.

written by Bureau, 29 October 2009
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More Weather On The Way!!

Storm dumps snow on Rockies, plains, more snow forecast. "Sometimes this fall and especially the coming winter, she'll be snowing again", warns Denver weatherman Skeen B. Good.

written by Bureau, 29 October 2009
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Govt Czar For Less Is More Makes Statement.

More or less says that less is more. Or something.

written by Skoob1999, 29 October 2009
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"Stove dodging students" - hungry and broke

Porked their way through 450,000 take-away staff; said one broke student: "Eating take-away food is just too hard a habit to break - and they do taste OK if you like Sushi."

written by Tcoah, 29 October 2009
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You should show more discretion

Hey, reader, we all know that you are lonely since your girl dumped you. But going through the check out line with only a jar of vaseline and "Seventeen" magazine to buy is weirding out the clerk.

written by Alexandria177, 29 October 2009
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Obama's Playboy Interview

President Obama tells Playboy Magazine he's still considering a skinned-back Afghan war plan.

written by Bureau, 29 October 2009
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Asian Stock Slide

Asian stocks slide on gloomy US news of KY Jelly being on the Point..of bankruptcy.

written by Bureau, 29 October 2009
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Pelosi's Hopes

Pelosi hopes new health plan is poised to pass. "Although, I personally am a total bitch...wreck", she admits.

written by Bureau, 29 October 2009
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Your minister missed you in church last Sunday

But he also missed you the 51 other Sundays you've skipped out on in the past year, and the 52 more per year that you've ditched since you were 18.

written by Alexandria177, 29 October 2009
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Al-Qaida Sleeper Agent To Be Sentenced

Al-Qaida sleeper agent to be sentenced in Illinois. May get to sleep for a long, long time.

written by Bureau, 29 October 2009
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Both Juries In

Jurors: Birmingham, Ala., mayor took bribes. Pisgah, Utah, mayor took brides.

written by Bureau, 29 October 2009
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Coconuts prevent testosterone production

Researchers examining data on the people of the ill-fated Minnow, stranded on a desert isle for 15 years, conclude that coconuts cause sterility, or both Ginger and Mary Ann would have been pregnant.

written by Alexandria177, 29 October 2009
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And Another One Bites The Dust

United Nations Colonel: Leader of radical Islam group # 198 killed in raid of Cave 4024 Northern Sector, Mountain 5, while taken a whiz.

written by Bureau, 29 October 2009
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The opposite of "Ginger or Mary ann"?

Which supposedly good looking actress would you least want to be in bed with, Glenn Close or Angelica Houston?

written by Alexandria177, 29 October 2009
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Woman runs down street

A local woman was seen running down the street today. She was yelling, "Grape! Grape!" A kindly policeman stopped her and said, "Don't you mean 'rape'?", and she said, "No, it was a bunch."

written by Alexandria177, 29 October 2009
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No Bombs A Bummer Say Newspeople

Failed Car bomb in crowded Pakistan market fails to kill 210.
One, however, taken from car and marched out into dessert.

written by Bureau, 29 October 2009
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One Without Swine Flu

Little Allen Meredith was interviewed on WBKO for being the only kid in 1200 in Boyd County High School in Kentucky without the Swine Flu. "It was Granny's homemade stool softeners, feared to cough!"

written by Bureau, 29 October 2009
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You know what, kid?

You know the lunch your mom makes for you each day, that you throw out so as to not look "uncool"? Today there was a candy bar, a $10 bill and a note that said, "I love you, have fun after school!"

written by Alexandria177, 29 October 2009
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Pheidippides died to save Western Culture

And not only was naming a race after him the best we could do, we don't even name it after him, but after the town of Marathon that he ran from.

written by Alexandria177, 29 October 2009
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Congress Finally Gets Off Their Ass

There will be a Beans and Cornbread Fundraiser today in Washington to highlight the boom of hemorrhoid sufferers since all the massive layoffs!

written by Bureau, 29 October 2009
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StarFleet's Prime Directive

When you do not help a pre-warp drive culture advance to a warp culture, aren't you interfering? After all, your natural inclination was to help, or you'd not have made a law against it, huh?

written by Alexandria177, 29 October 2009
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FOX/Obama Talks Held

Fox News Channel, Obama administration talking. Taliban leader agrees to help spur negotiations.

written by Bureau, 29 October 2009
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The subtle comedy of Star Trek...

...is never so grandly demonstrated as when you realize that in the latest remake being released this November 17th, that Winona Ryder is playing the role of Spock's mom!

written by Alexandria177, 29 October 2009
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Gang Arrests In Rape

4 charged in alleged gang rape of California girl. Some 40 others being sought. Leader claims she led them on with provocative thought.

written by Bureau, 29 October 2009
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Winning ticket in your trash

You did win the lottery last week. Your wife read the numbers wrong, as she was tired from working her ass off picking up after you. Had you ever helped her a bit, you'd both be on easy street now.

written by Alexandria177, 29 October 2009
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Clinton In Pakistan

Clinton, Pakistani students in lively exchange as some 400 shoes hurled from every direction.

written by Bureau, 29 October 2009
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Brett Bureau Unretires: Leads Spoof to Overtime Win!

The aging whipper snippet returned to the field and showed fans he still had it putting up 3500 points in the 4th quarter. The late point deluge put the Spoof over the top during Ratings Week..Bonus!

written by Morse, 29 October 2009
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Obama Seeks New Powers

Obama seeks new powers to dismantle nonbank firms...such as FOX News, talk show radio programs, makers of kryponite.

written by Bureau, 29 October 2009
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Harassment, shmarassment!

Just because your secretary said that she was uncomfortable with you asking her out for a drink, does not mean you should not ask her again. After all, HR rules notwithstanding, 5th times the charm!

written by Alexandria177, 29 October 2009
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What Is The Answer?

Could 'medical homes' bring needed help to health care? Is the pope Catholic? Does President Obama sleep with his Nobel Peace Prize?

written by Bureau, 29 October 2009
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Your child needs help

While other kids are dreaming of being firemen, astronauts, soldiers or a policeman...your little boy is dreaming of being a proctologist. Insiders suspect that he gets that from you, Dad.

written by Alexandria177, 29 October 2009
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Home Depot In Trouble

Florida man says Home Depot fired him over God button. Crowds flee premises after frogs pile up to their knees.

written by Bureau, 29 October 2009
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Confederacy of Oddball States forms

Vermont, Utah, Alaska and South Carolina are forming the Confederacy of Oddball States. Their secession is not expected to last longer than it takes you to read this.

written by Alexandria177, 29 October 2009
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Migraines Could Be A Danger

A migraine with aura can double stroke risk say experts. However, auras without migraines kinda cool with all the bright flashing colors.

written by Bureau, 29 October 2009
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Your video store clerk thinks you're a pervert

Every night you go and rent "Wicked", "The Craft", "Thirteen", "Tart" and other soft core, low budget, grade B movies about naughty teen girls. Don't you know that the clerk is a 19 year old girl?

written by Alexandria177, 29 October 2009
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Isn't it about time...

...for "Under Siege III"? Hollywood needs to squeeze that wannabe karate guy Steven Segal into his girdle and crap out some lame script about how he pretends to be the janitor on a hijacked airplane.

written by Alexandria177, 29 October 2009
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True test of tolerance

So we know you claim that some of your best friends are Christians who believe in the Bible, and regard evolution as a lie. That's nice of you. But would you want your sister to marry one of them?

written by Alexandria177, 29 October 2009
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Obama Sorta Thinking Of Sending 5 More Troops

Obama considering scaled-down Afghan war plan after thinking it over for 4 months. Will send 5 new troops for now. Give it some more thought.

written by Bureau, 29 October 2009
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The Japanese are whining again

They are hoping that Obama will visit Hiroshima and get all weepy and sorry. However, even Obama knows that killing several hundred thousand civilians was cool, and what the U.S. is all about.

written by Alexandria177, 29 October 2009
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Curry For Cancer

Scientists say curry compound kills cancer cells but might eat through the bowels, commodes if overdone.

written by Bureau, 29 October 2009
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How to have Rodeo Sex

Just mount your wife from behind, wind her hair in your hand like it's the rope, slap her on her ass and tell her that her sister is the better lay. Hang on tight, cowboy.

written by Alexandria177, 29 October 2009
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New UN Mission Plan

UN re-evaluates Afghan mission after attack. Mission Plan #177 already being discussed by Obama, Brown, other leaders.

written by Bureau, 29 October 2009
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Your boss's car...

...costs more than the house you rent. That's because he is better than you. What's more, your wife knows it. So do your kids. And your folks.

written by Alexandria177, 29 October 2009
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If you know who played Roseanne Barr...

...but can't name her seperated at birth sister on the Supreme Court, you might be an American.

written by Alexandria177, 29 October 2009
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Congress Tries To Pass A Stone

Pelosi hopes new health plan is poised to pass. "Like a brick", say opponents.

written by Bureau, 29 October 2009
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Scary janitor spends too much time...

...cleaning the girl's bathroom at the local Middle School. Though the tampon receptacles are very shiny, insiders would prefer he just dusted, mopped and got out in under ten minutes. Not an hour.

written by Alexandria177, 29 October 2009
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It's been six months...

...aren't we due for a Stephen King, John Grisham or Tom Clancy movie? What's up with that?

written by Alexandria177, 29 October 2009
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In Brazil, a little boy dreams

Sad to say, he is dreaming of being you. He actually yearns for the cheesy apartment, old-style TV, last year's computer and second hand couch that you take for granted. Now don't you feel bad?

written by Alexandria177, 29 October 2009
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Writer for TheSpoof climbs back up to top five

After being cast down from number two, due to the loss of over six thousand points, TheSpoof's premier satirist and spoof artist has climbed back up to the top five.

written by Alexandria177, 29 October 2009
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The toughest question of the recession...

...do you now buy generic cigarettes to save money? Or do you keep buying premium brands to save face?

written by Alexandria177, 29 October 2009
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Reader, I saw your mom's pic on Facebook

Yes, reader, your mom. And so you know, I'll be picturing her tonight while I'm having sex with my wife. Next time you see that naughty mommy of your's, thank her for me, will you?

written by Alexandria177, 29 October 2009
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Cigarette debate rages on

Scientists are still debating one of mankind's trickiest questions. Is the after dinner smoke better than the after sex smoke? Or does the first one of the day with your coffee trump both?

written by Alexandria177, 29 October 2009
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"If we can put a man on the moon..."

...then how come we can't put a man on the moon? Doesn't look like India and China will have any trouble. Must be nice to live in nations that have actual space programs.

written by Alexandria177, 29 October 2009
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Parent's will secretly re-wrote

And it's all being left to your brother. You know, the good one, who did all the right things. Guess it's Social Security and Purina Cat Chow for you, loser.

written by Alexandria177, 29 October 2009
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Excuse me, miss

Yes, you, the one reading TheSpoof at work, with your feet under your chair and your shoes off. The guy at the desk behind your's is eyeing your toes and thinking sexual thoughts. Be careful.

written by Alexandria177, 29 October 2009
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Queen Elizabeth steps down

Millions cheer as Queen Camilla Parker-Bowles is sworn in as the reigning monarch, and Prince Charles becomes the Royal Tampon of her majesty. He is, after all, "white, uptight and out of sight".

written by Alexandria177, 29 October 2009
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George Washington exposed!

George did NOT chop down his father's cherry tree. He lied and said that he did, so that his father wouldn't learn that he'd really been screwing his "mammy" behind the slave cabins again.

written by Alexandria177, 29 October 2009
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Scientists classify Fire as a life form

It grows, it consumes things, it needs oxygen, it moves about. In short, it has all the hallmarks of life. True, it has no cells. But then again, neither does Lt. Commander Data.

written by Alexandria177, 29 October 2009
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The Duke boys have an uneventful day

After helping Uncle Jesse around the farm, they went to the Boar's Nest to have a drink and see how Daisy was doing. Cooter, Enos and Roscoe were there. And Boss Hogg. They all had a nice time.

written by Alexandria177, 29 October 2009
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The Governator said something naughty

Frankly, it shocked California.
Usually, this doesn't happen.
Couldn't have shocked people more.
Kids were disappointed in him.

written by Alexandria177, 29 October 2009
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Man awakens from coma after 22 years

Over two decades after taking the Nestea plunge into a pool that had been drained for the fall/winter season, Sydney Brule, playwright, woke up. Regrettably, his wife Moira had already passed away.

written by Alexandria177, 29 October 2009
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TheSpoof writer known as Alexandria177...

...has a list of accomplishments in all fields of human endeavour so long that only the staggering size of his penis affords enough room to list them all out on.

written by Alexandria177, 29 October 2009
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Your mother is reading my articles too much

I'm flattered at the level of attention your mother gives me, but really, if she keeps visiting my articles, people will think they are being bumped up artificially.

written by Alexandria177, 29 October 2009
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Love Boat Doctor charged with sexual harassment

Doc was put on administrative leave when Isaac observed him hinting to Julie that he could "help her in her career". The final straw was when he asked Vicki if she was old enough to set the table.

written by Alexandria177, 29 October 2009
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Enterprise has an uneventful mission

The crew of the Starship Enterprise visited a peaceful planet. They refueled, and not once did anyone try to steal the ship, impregnate Deanna, or make Data rebel. Nor did Wesley need to save them.

written by Alexandria177, 29 October 2009
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Sliders have uneventful visit

They all landed on an alternate Earth in which everything was the same except the letter "c" did not exist, people using "k" or "s" instead. They stayed for three days, then left without incident.

written by Alexandria177, 29 October 2009
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2010 Toyota Prius

Will only have cold cup holders.

written by Tcoah, 29 October 2009
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"Give Me an A"

Arnold Schwarzenegger screamed: "You see what I mean about falling standards in Education?" "There's no 'a' in Fuck You."

written by Tcoah, 29 October 2009
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Man on Ice

Better than "Man on Fire".

written by Tcoah, 29 October 2009
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British Lemonade

More Vodka than toothpaste

written by Tcoah, 29 October 2009
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Agassi Admits To Lying That He Took Drugs

"Back in '97 I nearly took drugs," remarked Agassi.

written by Tcoah, 29 October 2009
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"Ru Out of Your Mind?"

Gordon Brown: "Only when I'm at sixes and sevens"

written by Tcoah, 29 October 2009
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Hairdresser caught doing "69"

"It would have been OK if he was doing 169 mph on his motorbike", said the arresting police officer.

written by Tcoah, 29 October 2009
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Arnold Schwarzenegger's Word Games

Fair Utopia Can't Klondike Yesenin Over U

written by Tcoah, 29 October 2009
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Obama - "Playing Hearts"

"Absolutely Not True", claimed WH spokesperson Gibbs, "Just that some like to catch a movie with the President and others like to be 'at the point of a spear'."

written by Tcoah, 29 October 2009
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NASA touts shame as pride

NASA can't have manned missions carried by Space Shuttles any more, that's how far they've sunk. But they've a rocket that is kind of as good. And are bragging about it. Meanwhile, India is happy!

written by Alexandria177, 29 October 2009
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Walmart has an offer to die for!

Yes, it's there new fall line of caskets, and with prices to die for! "Dad (or Mom) Remembered" for only $999! Nothing says, "Fuck you, I remember your bullshit!" like a Walmart Coffin!

written by Alexandria177, 29 October 2009
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Swine Flu Hits Muslim Countries

UN World Health Organization announced today that Muslim countries are the hardest hit by the Swine Flu Virus. UN Scientists attribute this to a lack of anti-bodies caused by not eating pork products.

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 29 October 2009
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Posting of Nutritional Information

A restaurant famous for its Buffalo wings is going topless. The food's fat, calories & sodium content will be posted on conspicuous tatas, to satisfy the food police. Think anyone will notice?

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 29 October 2009
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What If

TV ads ask $20 per month to house stray dogs & cats. What if the money is used to feed needy families, by putting food on the table? You have an evil mind, as I am not suggesting what you're thinking!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 29 October 2009
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