Deaf Votes rule on X Factor
Spunk Hair-Gel oxygen wasters John & Edward have successfully gobbled off Louis Walsh for another week,outing Miss Frank and surviving like a persistent cancer. Mass Suicides predicted in Da' Hood !
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written by
Ulver, 25 October 2009
Praying Robber still praying
Greg Smith, known as the "praying robber" for praying with his victim, is in jail. Sources close to God say that he is still praying - that people will buy his phony Christian act and release him.
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Teachers Moonlighting Week!
This week, thousands of under paid teachers in England and Wales have been recruited by Scottish potatoe farmers to carry out "Tater" picking duties to support the Scottish Fish 'n' Chippy industry!
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Scottish Blow To Indian Incomers
The Scottish Parliament has cancelled Diwali celebrations for 2010 as it clashes with Guy Fawkes Night. An official said "as a nation we'd rather focus on the blowing up of the English Parliament!"
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Spoof lawyer starts "Green Cards R'us"
$10 per Green Card - you know they are spoof because they are actually green.
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written by
Tcoah, 25 October 2009
Megan Fox, Mega Fox and Jennifer Fox
Born 6 days apart from each other.
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written by
Tcoah, 25 October 2009
Jeremy Clarkson wins RNIB 'Rear of theYear' Award
Podgy Top Gear presenter, Jeremy Clarkson, walked away with the Royal National Institute of Blind People 'Arse of the Year' award. This was later amended to 'Arsehole of the Year' Award.
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"Pilots Who Overshot Runway Deny They Were Having Sex"
But both pilots admit they are Top Writers on 'The Spoof' and were texting to maintain their top positions.
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written by
Tcoah, 25 October 2009
Death threats as Michael Owen returns to Anfield!
Owen returns to Anfield and Scouse fans have threatened to kill him if he treads on the Anfield pitch, Sir Alex has a solution, Owen will wear a "RED NOSE" disguise, so nobody notices him!
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Lindsay Lohan - "Always Looks Good"
"Unless she looks bad"
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written by
Tcoah, 25 October 2009
British 'Nu Labour" Split for Vegas
Said one Labour member: "We are going to lose the election big time, so might as well live it up one last time by hitting the slots."
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written by
Tcoah, 25 October 2009
Klingon High Council shocker!
Sources now say that Worf's father Mog may not have actually been a traitor, but rather that Duras's father was. Worf may have accepted disaccomodation for the good of the Empire.
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Aren't drones fun?
It used to be that some pilots would feel bad, being so close to those they carpet bombed. Sometimes as close as several thousand feet. Now they can do it from miles away. Much easier on the soul.
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Dead body found outside Fox News
The woman had no identification on her, and police have no leads. Mysteriously, the initials "GB" were inked on her left cheek.
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