Amelia Erhart Was A Rag Doll
American aviation pioneer Amelia Erhart was really a rag doll and when she disappeared she was hiding in the bottom of the toy cupboard.
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Libel Lawyer To Sue The Spoof
Legendary libel law firm Carter Fuck is to sue the spoof for libel just as soon as something libelous slips past the editor.
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MP's Expenses: They Haven't Got A Legg To Stand On
MP's have admitted that following a stringent investigation into their expenses they haven't got a legg to stand on and will have to vote on the issue themselves.....
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Postal Strike Postal Strike Postal Strike
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Timmy Falls in well and drowns and Lassie doesn't warn anyone
Dog says "you think I was going to save his sorry ass after he went and got me fixed?"
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Last Chance For Cowboy Clampers
Wheel clampers were today told that clamping horses tethered outside saloons would no longer be tolerated. By orders of Sheriff Boris Johnson.
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White House Claims Play Boy is Anything But
Following on from attacks on Fox News the WH switches tack to attacks on soft-porn magazines for lacking penetrating analysis
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Tcoah, 21 October 2009
Lt. Kaffee learned he actually can't handle the truth
Ever since 9/11 he now knows that he wants Colonel Jessup on those walls, and he needs him on those walls. He didn't want to talk about this at his cocktail parties, but he knows it's true now.
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Gordon on Gordon: what might have been.
Celebrity chef, Gordon Ramsay, has today been approached by Labor back benchers in Whitehall seeking his candidacy in a party room spill to oust the other Gordon. Ramsay declined on grounds of taste.
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Eastern European immigrants learn fast!
For instance, in six short months, your average Slav will start taking the dishes out of the sink before pissing in it. And most all their women stop using a rolled up sock during "that time".
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Breast Cancer prevention advice available!
And straight from the lips of the actress best known for playing Chrissy Snow on "Three's Company". Just remember, Doctors advise seeking second opinions, so make sure you consult Oprah, too.
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Meg Ryan wins award!
For the 11th consecutive year, Meg Ryan has won NAMBLA's prestigious BILF award. If you don't get that, ask your teacher.
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Are you an American?
If you know the cast of "Family Guy", but can't say who wrote "The Age of Reason", you might be.
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Donald Trump attacked
A visitor from the Ozarks saw him on the street and leapt upon the Donald's head in an attempt to capture the squirrel there.
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Where's Lt. Reginald Barclay?
At the moment he is in Holodeck Three, with a rather stunning re-creation of your mother in her prime. Her inertial dampers are definitely off line, if you know what I mean!
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Boating Accident
A barge carrying a cargo of whiskey sank today near Avonmouth near Bristol. Environmentalists say that it may have caused cirrhosis of the river.
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Reader - warn your process server
That son of a bitch who knocked you up - yes, you - three months ago and then never called is going to try to evade service today. Have the server catch him at work.
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Reader - don't answer the door today
There's a process server coming by today for you - yes, you - and it's papers from that woman you met three months ago at that bar. Yes, you only slept with her once, but guess what? She's pregnant.
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Couple to Marry Once More!
A Yorkshire couple who sued their wedding photographer are to get married again. Having won the court case, they can afford to. This means that if the marriage fails, they will have to get 2 divorces.
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Billy Bubba wonders...
"Ain't it about time we had ourselves another flag burning amendment debate? Cain't recall us havin' one in a coon's age!"
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Geography teachers request invasion of Africa
Since the only way Americans learn of geography is by our incessant invasion of foreign nations, and given that we've all learned about the Middle East now, teachers say it's time to invade Africa.
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Meryl Streep's daughter gets engaged
26 year old Mamie Gummer was just engaged to Ben Walker. Meryl was very happy. Regretably, Mamie was then ate by a dingo. Services are to be held next week.
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Fundy Christians happy about 2012
"This time it's them there Hollywood liberals and pagan Mayans and Wiccans and such talkin' bout da end times! And when they's wrong, we can laugh at them fo a change!", said Reverend Billy Bubba.
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Did you know?
That if those from the Congo were in charge of Hollywood instead of the Jews, we'd be bored with half a dozen "Belgian Holocaust" movies each year, and Leopold would replace Hitler as our boogeyman?
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Man had one homoerotic encounter when he was 13...
...which involved a fellow boy scout touching him down there. He's had several dozen women since, besides being married for forty plus years. But he realizes, as do we all, that he's still a faggot.
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Rookie policeman puzzled
A rookie policeman, just graduated from the police acadamy is puzzled. "They had me swear an oath, to uphold and defend the Constitution, but since I've started work, we violate it every day."
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New Jobs Available
Oil companies & fast food restaurants are building new service stations & restaurants, respectively. This is not due to an improving US economy, but to employ the influx of Pakistanis and Afghanis.
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I'm Shocked
United Nations backed panel confirms massive Afghani presidential election vote fraud. No shit Sherlock! Next you'll be telling me, there is to be a runoff election.
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Man secretly lusts after Nan
A regular YouTube viewer and married man always clicks on Community Channel each Saturday, without fail. This is allegedly due to finding her funny, and she is, but really, he thinks she is hot.
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Adulterer feels guilty
Recently a man who has had a mistress for 12 years started having feelings of guilt. "I still have sex with my wife now and then. Trixie trusts me not to, but I do."
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Man can't send this site to a friend
One of TheSpoof members has friends that he'd gladly send a link to. Yet given his ignorance of math, he has been unable to do so. He reports that he is not a spambot, he just really sucks at math.
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