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Gloom at International Business Wales

IBW staffers clobbered by Christmas Party Grinch - WAG withdraws Christmas Party subsidy out of fear of more embarrassing articles in Wales' National Newspaper - "The What's It".

written by Tcoah, 07 November 2009
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"Hello Boys"; "Bra free" Britney Spears

Journalists' claim Spears forgets to wear bra - but Spears is wearing falsies attached to a rear strap that Spears forgets to tighten up.

written by Tcoah, 07 November 2009
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The New Miss England Is a Soldier

The new Miss England happens to be a front-line soldier. She is being posted to Afghanistan. She is so 'drop dead gorgeous' that it is hoped that she will be able to 'kill' a few Taleban insurgents.

written by IN SEINE, 07 November 2009
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Chris Brown's Feelings Hurt

Chris Brown says he wishes Rihanna had been a little more considerable for his feelings before she opened her big mouth and told their story on TV.

written by Bureau, 07 November 2009
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Aliens Complaining

Aliens complain the since switch to digital television they can no longer watch Seinfeld Drama.

written by Bureau, 07 November 2009
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"And How Many Children Are You?"

President Obama says that most jobs for census takers being outsourced to India.

written by Bureau, 07 November 2009
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Cartoons Banned

The UN bans shipment of all cartoons that contain characters that smoke during shows. Sex OK'd.

written by Bureau, 07 November 2009
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Debate Red Hot

Health Care debate heats up again as Nancy Pelosi somehow hotfooted while using gavel over argument.

written by Bureau, 07 November 2009
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Letterman Apologizes Again

David Letterman now admits to hiding Osama Bin Laden for six months as crowd fall from chairs laughing.

written by Bureau, 07 November 2009
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Especially Undies

Parent organization criticizes Jon & Kate Plus Eight for airing their dirty laundry on television.

written by Bureau, 07 November 2009
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Bridge Destroyer Caught

Man arrested in San Fran for blowing up bridge. When asked why, he said he wanted a fresh start and was going to burn the bridge behind him, then he suddenly thought blowing them up would be more fun.

written by Bureau, 07 November 2009
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Gotta Live Your Own Life

Parents of 21-year-old murderer tell judge they tried to raise little Hitler Manson McVeigh right but sometimes things just happen.

written by Bureau, 07 November 2009
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Joe Wilson "Obama IS dithering, I looked it up!"

"dithering heights has always been one of my favorite books, too."

written by Daniel Williams, 07 November 2009
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Pointing The Way To Better economy

Both the makers of Levitra and Viagra say their products are up several points all across the nation.

written by Bureau, 07 November 2009
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New Law At Bordello Falls Bars

A new law in Bordello Falls would ban any prospectors from bars until they have had at least 48 beanless hours.

written by Bureau, 07 November 2009
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Number 2's Driver Arrested

Nancy Pelosi and Harry Reid announced this morning that the democrats have hunted down and arrested former VP Cheney's driver and two of his aides.

written by Bureau, 07 November 2009
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No Thanksgiving Pardon?

President Obama said he will not pardon this years White House turkey, Joe Biden, if he puts his foot in his mouth one more time.

written by Bureau, 07 November 2009
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Saddam Book Finally Found

Script of famous Saddam Hussein novel he said he was writing found in one of his many homes. Surprisingly, it's about his 1988 trip to Mexico entitled, "The Mother Of All Shits!"

written by Bureau, 07 November 2009
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There He Goes, Knuckles On Ground

Leading evolutionists disappointed as idiot found wandering Mojave Desert to out to be the missing Dink.

written by Bureau, 07 November 2009
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"I Totally Forgot That One Was There!"

Man missing since Monday blamed on police negligence as he's been hiding inside chalk outline for two days.

written by Bureau, 07 November 2009
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New Even Smarter Bomb!

New U.S. Smart Bomb talks other bombs into going off in stockpiles.

written by Bureau, 07 November 2009
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Lit & Run Incident Not So Funny!

A Mountain View, California man has been sentenced to 5 years for fatal lit-and-run accident after lighting fart causes wino to explode!

written by Bureau, 07 November 2009
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Name Change Helps

The Polar Bear Club, who usually dive into frigid waters in their swimsuits, have changed their name due to global warming. It is now The Polar Bare Club and the numbers are growing.

written by Bureau, 07 November 2009
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Same-Sex Mariages Boring?

In a recent poll most married people say they were mostly against same-sex marriages because they like theirs spiced up every now and again.

written by Bureau, 07 November 2009
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Nader Having Problems?

Friends of Ralph Nader fear for his health as he has a hard time recalling things of late, totally missing the Toyota floor mat deal.

written by Bureau, 07 November 2009
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Lindsay Lohan using Father to stay in the News

Contrary to Lohan's assertion that her father was using her to stay in the news - Lohan now says her father threatened to be nice to her mother.

written by Tcoah, 07 November 2009
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"Mind-blowing sex: woman suffers amnesia after intercourse"

Thought Wales was still good at Rugby and the streets in London were "lined with gold".

written by Tcoah, 07 November 2009
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"The Devil is in the Details"

Spoof Quotes from WAG (Welsh Assembly Government) investigation into IBW's expenses; Q: how big's the slush fund? A: we don't need a slush fund.

written by Tcoah, 07 November 2009
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Line Back Out Door Into Parking Lot

Fired, drunken postal employee comes back to the post office with 110-pound, four by six-foot envelope to Tuvalu.

written by Bureau, 07 November 2009
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Communication Issue at International Business Wales

Said one IBW staffer: "I thought 'Dog House' meant I could kennel my dog there when I'm away on first-class working trips to Vegas."

written by Tcoah, 07 November 2009
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Had Enough Of Her Mouth!

Republicans in Congress agree to Obama health care bill if he'll demote Nancy Pelosi to Speaker Of The Outhouse.

written by Bureau, 07 November 2009
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Fish Have Liver?

Traces of most prominently prescribed drugs show up in the Mississippi River! Fish dying of liver problems.

written by Bureau, 07 November 2009
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More Nateral Implants

New breast implants made from a woman's ass fat a lot healthier but taste funny", say specialists.

written by Bureau, 07 November 2009
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Stupid Basketball Player

Millions of purchaser of the book, "The Shaq" disappointed that it's not about religion as friends told them!

written by Bureau, 07 November 2009
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Mirror Defense on USS New York to Counter Nancy Pelosi's "Staring Eyes"

Her staring eyes caused welds to fail, sailors to see double, rivets pop into existence and out again - and that was on the Titanic.

written by Tcoah, 07 November 2009
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"We Turn Them Back Loose"

Greenpeace concerned as ground up dried whale dick becoming more popular in Japan as an aphrodisiac.

written by Bureau, 07 November 2009
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Undo Circumsision

Rabbi Bobbitt offers tips on how to undo evidence of circumcision in new book, The Goys of Sex.

written by Bureau, 07 November 2009
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Superman Admits He Is Capable of "Boggling"

Even though he doesn't, which begs the question: "How does he know he's capable of boggling if he has never done it?"

written by Tcoah, 07 November 2009
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Extremists Fed Up

U.S. Left Wing extremists blame Right Wing extremism for latest extreme Left Wing extremist's extreme left wingness.

written by Bureau, 07 November 2009
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Favorite Investigations

Sweden's tax authorities are once again seeking the bare facts about webcam strippers' income but agents come back barely able to walk.

written by Bureau, 07 November 2009
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Yes, He's Polish!

Man with world's largest penis says that at least his wife has little trouble during childbirth.

written by Bureau, 07 November 2009
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Antiques Bought, Sold, Uplifted

Antique store in the mall to do boob jobs in the back according to owner of "Things I Remember".

written by Bureau, 07 November 2009
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Expensive Enforcer Backs Down, Bends Over

MPs may be allowed to employ their wives, first cousins twice-removed, after all as expenses 'enforcer' backs down.

written by Bureau, 07 November 2009
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Expensive Enforcer Backs Down

MPs may be allowed to employ their wives, first cousins twice-removed, after all as expenses 'enforcer' backs down.

written by Bureau, 07 November 2009
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Raunchy Rush Hour

Night the rush-hour turned raunchy: Sound of couple having sex broadcast over station speakers. "It sounds like our Rose", stated one Hyacinth Bucket. (That's pronounced Bouquet!")

written by Bureau, 07 November 2009
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Two Jackpot, One A Crackpot, Winners

Two Britons share £90m Euromillions jackpot ... that's £45,570,835.50 each. One winner says he plans to use his to "play the ponies a bit".

written by Bureau, 07 November 2009
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How's That Again?

Nursery assistant who cried rape is jailed for four months because 'she made genuine liars look innocent'.

written by Bureau, 07 November 2009
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Incident Near Bordello Falls

British tourist on road trip across U.S. gunned down in Texas bar near Bordello Falls.

written by Bureau, 07 November 2009
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Social Workers After 17-Year-Old

Couple flee to save unborn baby from social workers after girl, 17, is told she's not clever enough to look after a child. "She am pretty dumb", says one worker involved.

written by Bureau, 07 November 2009
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Classifieds: Moon

For sale, one moon. Grab a bargain, only $50. Easy commute to most of the world's cities. TV reception a bit poor, hence priced for quick sale.

written by IainB, 07 November 2009
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US to arm soldiers on US bases

Due to recent tragic events, soldiers are to be issued weopons on US bases so they do not need female civilians to save them. So they can actually shoot back. As trained. I think. Right?

written by Aspartame Boy, 07 November 2009
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"When Animals Blackmail?"

Giant snake capture was a hoax say Florida officials. No 100 rats paid for hostage.

written by Bureau, 07 November 2009
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Few H1N1 Aboard Ship

Royal Caribbean exec says few H1N1 incidents, only 13 lost at sea.

written by Bureau, 07 November 2009
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Berlin Wall Fall Celebrated

Hillary Clinton to represent US at Berlin Wall after fiasco two years ago when angry protesters tore down Al Gore!

written by Bureau, 07 November 2009
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2012 Elections

2012 elections: Democratic fears, Republican hopes, Ralph Nader illusions.

written by Bureau, 07 November 2009
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Yankees Celebrate Win!

New York Yankees to get parade through NYC with confetti made from $100 bills!

written by Bureau, 07 November 2009
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Web Companies Warned

FDA warns Web companies not to sell flavored cigarettes, especially marijuana flavored.

written by Bureau, 07 November 2009
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"Swine Flu Vaccine, Miss?"

Poll: One-third able to get swine flu vaccine, many from street vendors, guys in trench coats.

written by Bureau, 07 November 2009
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Your Betters Must Survive For Your Sake

In Europe, most swine flu shots by invitation only, black tie events.

written by Bureau, 07 November 2009
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Asylum Seekers In Rehab

Genetic tests for UK asylum seekers draw criticism. "If they mad as hatters, they still have the right to change minds about asylum."

written by Bureau, 07 November 2009
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Winner Announced At Any Time

Winners of $900,000 in Space Elevator Games still "up in the air!"

written by Bureau, 07 November 2009
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Will They Live On "Reservations" To Draw Guv Check?

Analysis: 10 percent jobless is Obama's new world. "That's one out of ten that will have to depend on our government."

written by Bureau, 07 November 2009
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Fall Of The Wall celebration

Hillary Clinton to represent US at Berlin Wall. Will wear Imitation Brick pantsuit.

written by Bureau, 07 November 2009
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Up Your Taliban Nose

Pakistan's fashionistas defy Taliban. Going totally nude except for burka.

written by Bureau, 07 November 2009
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"How's That Balloon Boy?

Obama to meet with Myanmar reps, leaders of whom say they hope This President will not think us a manufacturer of big balloons.

written by Bureau, 07 November 2009
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Also Headed For The U.S.

Britain urges steps to insure financial system. Special "Under The Mattress" police squads formed.

written by Bureau, 07 November 2009
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Decision Day!

It's decision day for health care in the House, also the Poor House!

written by Bureau, 07 November 2009
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Let's Make A Deal

Judge OKs plea deal for 'Girls Gone Wild' founder, including judge to get to meet original actresses.

written by Bureau, 07 November 2009
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DVD,BVD Wars

Deja vu: Wal-Mart, Amazon, Target in DVD, BVD price war. Offering over half off on BVD's*. (size not price)

written by Bureau, 07 November 2009
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"He Always Was My Favorite!"

Michael Jackson's father is seeking allowance from his son's estate to help cover expenses exceeding $15,000 a month, according to court documents. "There's all these daily interviews", says dad.

written by Bureau, 07 November 2009
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More Banks Closed

Banks in Ga., Mich., Minn., Mo., Calif. closed! But if you'll drive to Bear Wallow, Kentucky and ask for Big Jim, you might get a short term loan.

written by Bureau, 07 November 2009
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How About Military Health Care?

After light treatment of Fort Hood shootings by Obama, many rethinking that "Maybe it IS pronounced 'nucklar'."

written by Bureau, 07 November 2009
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10,000th Isolated Incident At Fort Hood?

Another attack, #1007, leaves US Muslims fearing backlash "Not jump to conclusions", says Obama.

written by Bureau, 07 November 2009
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Old Van Found

Van stolen 35 years ago in Wash. state recovered. Found on lot listed as "Classic, 350,000 miles but new paint job. Tires included with price."

written by Bureau, 07 November 2009
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950 Her Lucky Number

SKorean woman passes driver's exam on 950th try, drive home and through the back of garage in excitement. Neighors report hearing her saying to herself, "Gas on right, Brake on left!"

written by Bureau, 07 November 2009
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Iranian Leaders Reject Shipment Charges

Senior Iranian lawmakers rejected on Saturday any possibility of Tehran shipping uranium abroad for further enrichment and also that Hitler ever existed.

written by Bureau, 07 November 2009
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Exorcising Jordan

Priest gave up, "that Katie Price was too strong, I couldn't get her to leave Jordan's Body."

written by Tcoah, 07 November 2009
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"Q&A with Superman"

'Look, I swear, I never used my x-ray vision to boggle girls.

written by Tcoah, 07 November 2009
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In Door Pigeon Craps on 'God Machine' (Large Hadron Collider)

and nearly causes 100 black holes instead of the usual 20 black-holes per hour, which in non-galactic terms is roughly 45 miles to the gallon

written by Tcoah, 07 November 2009
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Iran Claims Testing of Its Advanced Nuke Warhead

was just a 'soccer kick-around' to see who could put it "in the back of the net'.

written by Tcoah, 07 November 2009
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Austin Powers Actor Verne Troyer Can't Move On Dot Org

He's the guy who lost 50 million on a handshake, who dug 100 miles into the Earth's crust to find dirt of the non-pay-dirt variety. Hence the term "to Verne".

written by Tcoah, 07 November 2009
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Kafka's 'novel' Metamorphosis

Superman woke one morning to find himself inexplicably transformed overnight into Nancy Pelosi.

written by Tcoah, 07 November 2009
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Nothing In The Rule Book

Undefeated New Orleans Saints admit that whole offensive line are zombies. That's why they're so offensive.

written by Bureau, 07 November 2009
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Another Jimmy Baker?

After several people complained that they had lost money taking the advice of a religious teacher on a Chicago local cable station, police turned it on and saw a senior monk with a vow of poverty.

written by Bureau, 07 November 2009
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Will Nation Unite?

Right wingers protest as President Obama as a uniting effort for all Americans, builds a golden calf.

written by Bureau, 07 November 2009
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