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The Latest Barbie Doll - "Iraqi Barbie"

To celebrate Barbie's 50th anniversary, Mattel is issuing "Iraqi Barbie." She comes complete with veil, battery powered camel, two ounces of sand, and facial hair.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 15 March 2009
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Muzak - The Hospital Elevator Sounds

Muzak to merge with St. Hank's Cardio Hospital. Their new slogan will be, "Let us put a song in your heart."

written by Abel Rodriguez, 15 March 2009
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The Mighty North Korean Naval Armada?

U.S. warships are heading for the China Sea. Chinese warships are heading for the Korean Sea. Korean warships are going in circles saying, "Oh shit! oh shit! we're sunk now."

written by Abel Rodriguez, 15 March 2009
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Linda Ronstadt & Stevie Nicks - Lady Legends

Linda Ronstadt and Stevie Nicks will be recording an album soon. Nicks wrote the album's title, "Ronstadt & Nicks -Songs From The Cellulite Years."

written by Abel Rodriguez, 15 March 2009
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A Homeless Man Marries His Own Grandmother

A homeless man in Boston has married his own grandmother. When asked why he would do that he replied, "Well she's rich, she's not bad looking, and I'm tired of living in a 4 by 5 foot cardboard box."

written by Abel Rodriguez, 15 March 2009
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Is Miley Cyrus Rich or Poor?

Miley Cyrus lashes out at Radiohead because they snubbed her during the Grammy Awards. The band dismissed it by saying Miley is having puberty issues. Miley said poverty had nothing to do with it.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 15 March 2009
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Charles "The Great Inmate" Barkley's New Book

Ex-con Charles Barkley, who served three days in jail for DUI plans to write a book on his ordeal. The title of the book is, My Days In Hell's Hell Hole - The Charles Barkley Story.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 15 March 2009
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Man crashes phone whilst driving car...

... has decided to sue Microsoft for their terrible hand-held Operating System.

written by KendoMonkey, 15 March 2009
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The Nation's First Grandma Is One Cleaning Gal

The First Grandma says that the other day while she was straighting up the White House she came across George Bush's secret stash of pretzels, cheetos, and Playboy Magazines.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 15 March 2009
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The End of The Sexy Sandwich

Caving in to the public's demand, Schlotzsky's will immediately discontinue selling their Peanut Butter and K.Y. Jelly Sandwiches.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 15 March 2009
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America's Top Three Phrases

Well it is now official. The phrase, "You want fries with that?" has just fallen to third place surpassed by the two phrases "Paper or plastic?" and "Damn, that Wynonna gal's gotten big."

written by Abel Rodriguez, 15 March 2009
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China Loves The Seven Dwarfs

China is extremely worried that the billions of dollars it lent the U.S. might not be repaid. President Obama says, "Hey, my little friends, don't fret. If we can't pay it, we'll give you Disneyland.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 15 March 2009
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Rhode Island Ends The Dreaded Sit-Com "Laugh Track"

In an unprecedented move Rhode Island has just outlawed the television networks use of the "Laugh Track." People should not have to be told when and where to laugh, except of course for Bill O'Reilly.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 15 March 2009
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What Came First The Pot Or The Kettle?

Tina Turner has said that Rihanna should not let her boyfriend physically abuse her. Chris Brown remarks that Turner needs to shut up cause it's kind of like the pot calling the kettle black.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 15 March 2009
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"I'll Have The Seafood Platter, But Hold The Sardines"

The FDA has just issued a warning stating that if you eat mercury-laden sardines you could very well end up looking exactly like Rush Limbaugh.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 15 March 2009
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London bobbies pay for midnight streak

Twenty London PCs have been arrested for performing a late night nude run through the district of Westminster. Authorities believe the officers were being "cheeky" and a little too bare-faced.

written by whatinthe world, 15 March 2009
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Man flies into building

Scientists have discovered that male species of March Flies are very much into building intricate habitats in which to shelter from adversaries such as birds and other prey. Believe or not!!

written by whatinthe world, 15 March 2009
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G20 talkfest now a cyber fest

Ministers from the G20 group of nations have assembled to discuss ways to tackle the recessionary forces enveloping their respective economies. Tomorrow they will "surf" the internet for cheap porn!!!

written by whatinthe world, 15 March 2009
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Obama Ready For Next Round

President Obama says that food safety system a health hazard today, tackling his 12th subject two weeks. Tomorrow he will tackle the issue of dogs whizzing on city fire hydrants.

written by Bureau, 15 March 2009
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G20 Summit Says "Whatever"

Finance officials from rich and developing countries pledged Saturday to do "Whatever" to fix the global economy, including supervision of freewheeling hedge funds and restoring bank lending.

written by Bureau, 15 March 2009
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Man Who Signed Ringo & Bozo Dead

Alan W. Livingston, the music executive who created Bozo the Clown and signed the Beatles, including Ringo the Clown, during his tenure as president of Capitol Records, has died. He was 91.

written by Bureau, 15 March 2009
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