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RBS losses & bonus are world record

Losses for 2008 at 68% public-owned Royal Bank of Scotland expected to top £28billion. The chairman commented; "We are looking forward to a record-breaking obscenely outrageous bonus this year".

written by NODDY, 08 February 2009
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New Nerve Discovery!

Doctors have discovered a nerve that connects the eyeball to the asshole? It is called the anal optic nerve. It is responsible for giving people a shitty outlook on life.

written by IN SEINE, 08 February 2009
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Peaches Geldof to Divorce Husband

Peaches Geldof and her singer husband Max Drummey are to divorce after six months. Peaches now wants to marry Lol Creme (of Godley & Creme fame). "Peaches and Creme sounds much better!" she said.

written by IN SEINE, 08 February 2009
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Trinidad Bans Atlantic Swimmer!

Jennifer Figge took 24 days to swim from the Cape Verde islands off Africa to Trinidad has been denied access to enter the country because she forgot her passport. She now has to swim back for it!

written by IN SEINE, 08 February 2009
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Five Unusual New Stars Discovered

Scientists have identified five new stars which, strangely, were not allocated by the author of the article concerned. Roy Turse refused to comment.

written by Roy Turse, 08 February 2009
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Obama in oval office stimulation initiative.

American women are being urged by the president to help their men develop a huge, United States stimulus package by letting their mens 'Obamas' have more access to their 'oval offices'.

written by bonzodog64, 08 February 2009
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Feenamint Prez On Working Vacation

John Roberts Stevenson, president and CEO of the Feenamint Company announced to the company Saturday that he is going on a two-week "working vacation".

written by Bureau, 08 February 2009
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Turks Threat To Kurds

President Barack Obama has supposedly told his cabinet in the Oval office Friday that he thinks Turkey's threat to the Kurds in northern Iraq is just so much gobbledygook.

written by Bureau, 08 February 2009
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Code Orange Target

A code orange has been announced by Homeland Security this morning predicting that the next U.S. target will be a Target Store.

written by Bureau, 08 February 2009
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Bush looking for new job

George W Bush, the ex-president of the USA, has been appointed chairman of a UN committee for world peace. On arrival at his new post, he immediately declared "Mission accomplished" and resigned.

written by MonkeyInTheBath, 08 February 2009
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Ghost Limb Walking

Visitors to the site of an old confederate prison hospital ward report seeing a ghost limb walking the old halls at night.

written by Bureau, 08 February 2009
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Tooth Fairy Dead

The Charleston Crier in West Virginia has reported that "Bertie The Tooth Fairy" for their state has died from exhaustion.

written by Bureau, 08 February 2009
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Whippersnapper's Suprised?

Young Whippersnapper's in Somerset, Kentucky pretend to be totally devastated to hear the news from grandfather that they can't have their cake and eat it too.

written by Bureau, 08 February 2009
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Monkey's Uncle Surprised

A monkey's uncle was totally surprised by his birthday celebration over the weekend at the San Diego Zoo. "Well, I'll be a monkey's uncle", signed the surprised chimp.

written by Bureau, 08 February 2009
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They thinks it's all over...

As the French navy has its only ship dismantled at Teeside, snails and garic have been found thriving in asbestos beds in the bottom of the ship. The French want to reclaim it, but its too late!

written by IN SEINE, 08 February 2009
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The Credit Card With A $100,000 Limit

A man in Ohio has been arrested for trying to buy a house with a stolen credit card. As he was being led away, he remarked, "I don't understand last week I bought a brand new Greyhound bus with it."

written by Abel Rodriguez, 08 February 2009
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The Latest In Hysterectomies

A gynecologist in Ireland has just written a book that promises to be a best seller. The book is entitled, "How You Can Perform Your Own Hysterectomy In The Privacy of Your Own Home."

written by Abel Rodriguez, 08 February 2009
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The Not-So-Bright Liquor Store Robber

Police in Tulsa are looking for a man who held up a liquor store and escaped with two cans of salted peanuts. The store clerk described the robber as being short, fat, and somewhat stupid.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 08 February 2009
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The Baby Stroller Races Have Been Banned

The city of Reno has banned what was to have been the Second Annual Baby Stroller Races. Authorities said that they had reports that last year's races scared the heck out of too many babies.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 08 February 2009
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Rapper 50-Cent's New Name

The manager of rapper 50-Cent announces that due to the continuing economic decline his client will be changing his name to 40-Cent.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 08 February 2009
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New British Them Park to feature Mr Golliwog's Wild Ride

When England opens its latest amusement park, Maggie's Carol Thatcher will cut the ribbon for the new feature entertainment, Mr Golliwog's Wild Ride.

written by Pointer, 08 February 2009
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Peaches Geldoff marriage is over

The marriage of Peaches Geldoff and Max Drummey is over after just six months. A spokesman said "the couple finally sobered up this morning."

written by Factus Factorum, 08 February 2009
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Brown Apologises

Brown: "Sorry, Jeremy, I made a mistake, but the taxpayers have come to depend on my idiocy and monocularity."

written by ChrisAshby13, 08 February 2009
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