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Obama vs Kramer #2

"Pass them on the streets and sneer in their direction. "Call them 'White boys,' 'Crackers,' 'Honkeys,' 'Whiteys,' 'Cavemen'...And that's OK by me!"

written by iscrivener, 27 February 2009
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Tussauds Obama model "110% lifelike"

Hoards of excited women descended on Madame Tussauds in London today to see the unveiling of their new Barak Obama waxwork. The President is shown dressed for the beach, and is "110% accurate".

written by NODDY, 27 February 2009
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Ryanair to test charging for using toilets!

Michael O'Leary, boss of Ryanair budget airline is to 'test the waters' by charging up to £1 for those wanting to use the toilet. He is first going to try the 'Buy One Get One Free' or BOGOF offer!

written by IN SEINE, 27 February 2009
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Vi-Oh-Deo Doe!!

Cop with megaphone in New Jersey warned by Captain never to sing Winchester Cathedral again, even if it does make him sound like Rudy Vallee.

written by Bureau, 27 February 2009
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Suicide Hotline Busy

National Suicide Hotline gets calls from as many as 2000 U.S. vets, over 3,000 Leonard Cohen listeners a day.

written by Bureau, 27 February 2009
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Drilling Approved In South

In a new poll of the southern United States, nearly 90 percent support "Awe-Shore" drilling.

written by Bureau, 27 February 2009
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Yuk Yuk Yuk

Local teen nearly blinded in "Pick Two" Stooge Jackass filming stunt last night. Yuk Yuk Yuk

written by Bureau, 27 February 2009
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Mud Wrestler Loser Comforted

Nearly every man in the audience sought to comfort the loser in last night mud wrestling championship at The Dirty Dork last night.

written by Bureau, 27 February 2009
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Beach-Buggy Bomber

Police suspect that suicide beach-buggy bomber was once a 98-pound weakling, always getting sand kicked in his face.

written by Bureau, 27 February 2009
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Obama's Speech

Many who study State of the Union speeches to the nation say Barack Obama's was the best ever for a half-Kenyan president of the United States.

written by Bureau, 27 February 2009
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'Radioactive' man escapes charges

Police armed with Geiger Counters and lead sheilds are hunting a "dangerously radioactive" London college principal who skipped bail shortly before facing trial on child pornography charges.

written by IN SEINE, 27 February 2009
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Chinese to boycott Venice Film Festival

China is ANGRY because Brokeback Mountain director Ang Lee is to head the jury at this year's Venice Film Festival.

written by IN SEINE, 27 February 2009
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Why, He's So Dumb...

He thinks post nasal drip is a breakfast cereal!

written by Mr. Lizard, 27 February 2009
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Murder suspect Amanda Cox denies turning cartwheels at the police station.

She says she was bending over backwards to help with the investigation.

written by Roy Turse, 27 February 2009
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Democratic Party to Change Name

The political party will now be known as "The American Moslem Socialist Union" after their leader, Comrade Barack (a.k.a. Shiek Obama).

written by Jalapenoman, 27 February 2009
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Dalai Lama Makes A Deal

The Dalai Lame has reached a deal with General Electric to enlighten all of mankind.

written by Bureau, 27 February 2009
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Ford: Keep Your Bailout Money!

After a two-week visit to the United Arab Imirates, The Ford Automobile Company has told the bailout committee to keep their money and stuff it up their ass.

written by Bureau, 27 February 2009
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Test Tube Tits A Hit!

Scientists in South Korea announced that they have created the first set of huge test-tube hooters in their lab there in Seoul, and that they already have ten million orders.

written by Bureau, 27 February 2009
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They're Still At It!

An illegal Dwarf Bowler in London told to ease the dwarf to the ground gently and walk away with hands in the air.

written by Bureau, 27 February 2009
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Jackalope Season Already

Remember, March 1st is the first day of Jackalope season. Remember to purchase your permit to stay legal.

written by Bureau, 27 February 2009
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Dyslexic Israeli Climbs Downward

The Jerusalem Times reports that a dyslexic Israeli has managed to climb to the lowest point in the Dead Sea.

written by Bureau, 27 February 2009
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Jaws Of Life Pull Detective From Kiddie Car

In an attempt to catch a thief in Florida, an amusement park detective had been on a stakeout in a bumper car for the past three nights. Then, he couldn't get out to catch thief whom he spotted.

written by Bureau, 27 February 2009
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Apple TV launch delayed

Apple were to launch a new TV they call iTV, with internet access and multiple media formats supported. However they have copyright issues with ITV in Britain. Apple are expected to buy them.

written by IainB, 27 February 2009
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Time Time Capsule

Time Magazine announced that they will place two hundred Time Magazines in a Time Capsule and bury them under a giant Time Piece under a courthouse tower as soon as they have time.

written by Bureau, 27 February 2009
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Parents Kid Has Two Heads OK

Family with two-headed son say thy are not disappointed because he's got a good set of heads on his shoulders and is a great conversation piece.

written by Bureau, 27 February 2009
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King Thong Panties

Fruit of the Loom in partnership with Victoria's Secret say their first "King Thong" Plus Size panties will be out and in come May 1st this year.

written by Bureau, 27 February 2009
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Holocaust-Denying Bishop Apologises

But denies to deny denying

written by Roy Turse, 27 February 2009
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US Octuplets Mother Names Father

She says she was impregnated by Turk E. Baisteur

written by Roy Turse, 27 February 2009
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