Spoof news snippets from Sunday 15 February 2009
New Research Results
At least 235 new forms of pondlife have been found following a census of Internet chatrooms.
UB40 gain surprise popularity with a second generation
UB40 have become very fashionable again recently, although to the new generation of British youngsters out of work they're known as an Application for Jobseekers Allowance.
Texting Advance
A new technology has been developed that allows people to make interactive audio texts to each other using their mobile phones.
Peter Cook has Plaque
A plaque has been erected to commemorate the famous comic, Peter cook at a club he founded in Soho, London. Phil McAvity, once his dentist, said; "He had the worse case of plaque I'd ever seen!"
Obama Uses Plagiarism In Convention Speech
Reason found in anagram:
A banal, rich mongrel? No:
Negro Abraham Lincoln.
General Motors: Give Me Mo, Mo, Mo
Auto giant General Motors says that it needs more "Bailout" money or it will go bankrupt. Wow, it looks like GM now stands for "Gone Mad."
President Bush Bobble Head Dolls Are Outta Here!
A Wal-Mart in Provo, Utah has had to remove its entire collection of President George W. Bush bobble head dolls from its shelves. It seems that they were scaring the daylights out of little kids.
Rooney injury
Wayne Rooney will not be able to play football for at least a month after he suffered a severe hamstering injury.