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Bergerac quits Midsomer Murders

Worried about being typecast, John Nettles has applied to become the new Frost or Morse.

written by Roy Turse, 12 February 2009
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Boris Johnson employs Jonathon Ross

An irate Mayor of London, Boris Johnson has employed Jonathon Ross as his speechwriter to help him deliver a tirade of angry exchanges with Keith Vaz. It shows!

written by IN SEINE, 12 February 2009
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Superman Throws Tantrum

Somehow overlooked in the fine print, after the nearly trillion-dollar bailout bill in congress is being passed: One million dollars for closing down the Phantom Zone, as well as Gitmo.

written by Bureau, 12 February 2009
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Bonds, A-Rod Plaing Hard Balls

Barry Bonds has warned Alex Rodriguez about overdoing the steroids after his own hardened and had to be removed from his bladder.

written by Bureau, 12 February 2009
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Sarah Palin Birthday Present

Sarah Palin, for her 45th birthday this week, got to go take a free shot at a Big Foot on a National Enquirer Reservation, but apparently only wounded him in the foot.

written by Bureau, 12 February 2009
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You Will Not Believe India's New Soft Drink

India is developing and plans to market a soft drink made from cow urine. They say that it will not smell like urine. Names being considered include Peepsi, Moo Moo Wee Wee Cola, and Dr. Peeper.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 12 February 2009
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WalMart Lays Off Mom & Pop

WalMart has announced that it is laying off some 800 employees at headquarters in order to save a couple million dollars in salaries and 0 in benefits.

written by Bureau, 12 February 2009
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The Clearance Bin Computers Were A Steal!

The 67 computers that were stolen from The Los Alamos Nuclear Weapons Laboratory in New Mexico have been found. State police found all 67 computers at Pablo's Pawn Shop in Gallup, New Mexico.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 12 February 2009
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African Bees Kick American Bee's Wax

African bees have been seen for the first time in Utah (the Beehive State). African bees are different from America bees in that they are excellent at vine swinging and playing the jungle drums.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 12 February 2009
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Cell Phone Eyed In US-USSR Satellite Crash

An American satellite and a Russian satellite have crashed into each other hundreds of miles above the Earth. Preliminary reports indicate the American satellite was talking on the cell phone.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 12 February 2009
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The Starbuck's Fashion Designer

Starbuck's sales are way down. They've introduced a new promotion. A tall latte with a slice of cinnamon swirl coffee cake for $3.95. Next the female employees will dress like Hooter's Girls.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 12 February 2009
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Marion Barry Next FBI Chief?

Marion Barry, troubled ex-DC Mayor who has apparently not paid much of his taxes for many years now, is on the #1 position for the next cabinet position.

written by Bureau, 12 February 2009
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Barbara Bush, Obama's Mother-In-Law Meet Secretly

President Obama's Mother-In-Law has met secretly with Barbara Bush and exchanged ideas on how to really get George & Obama out of this mess, so there's still hope. News sent the Market up 300 points.

written by Bureau, 12 February 2009
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Fenway Park Escapades

In Boston, two lab rats being used for steroid and growth hormone experiments have apparently broken out of the lab and sneaked into Fenway park, one hitting a 445-foot home run off a 95-MPH fastball.

written by Bureau, 12 February 2009
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Just Like The Police

In Grand Island, Nebraska a junkie called the police to inform them that green and purple aliens had moved in next door to his apartment. Police came and took him away, apparently leaving the aliens.

written by Bureau, 12 February 2009
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BT quarterly profits drop by 81%

May have to call in the receivers.

written by Roy Turse, 12 February 2009
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God in 'Hallelujah' Protest

An angry God has complained that the Christmas number one, Hallelujah' just goes to show that people just know the words to the chorus. "It's a shit song really", said God.

written by chris whewell, 12 February 2009
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Bankers Apology in ruins

The PR Apology Offensive of the CEOs of four major British banks was in tatters last night as one was overheard whispering, "Oh, do try to keep a straight face Charles" to one of his colleagues.

written by chris whewell, 12 February 2009
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Doodlebug vs Piano - The real WWII truth

Documents released today reveal that more Londoners died as a result of pianos falling down the steps of The Underground during Air Raids than from V2 rockets

written by chris whewell, 12 February 2009
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Billy Fury in Miscalculation Storm

Scientists have proved Billy Fury's claim that "The Night Has a Thousand Stars" to be a massive underestimation of the content of the Cosmos.

written by chris whewell, 12 February 2009
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Manfred Mann in Discrimination Rumpus

The song, Doo Wah Diddy has been slammed by Health Chiefs. "It refers to a lady who 'shuffles her feet', saying 'doo-wah-diddy-diddy-dum-diddy-dum' said equal rights Simon Nadgrab. "It's not fair"

written by chris whewell, 12 February 2009
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John Terry in Smuggling Shame

England footballer John Terry was detained by Spanish Customs officials last night as he attempted to leave the country with 7.2kg of Old Holborn, hidden inside a straw donkey.

written by chris whewell, 12 February 2009
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System Crash for Spoof.tv Plans

Plans for Spoof.tv, an online satirical TV station were last night left in ruins after Spoofnik 1, the recently launched geosynchrous satellite was hit by a piece of obsolete Russian space junk.

written by chris whewell, 12 February 2009
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Fleetwood pier

Fleetwood pier is to be rebuilt, as the town resident's looking enviously at Blackpool said they were suffering from pier pressure.

written by IainB, 12 February 2009
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New Prescott Diet

MP John Prescott is working on a new diet where if you fatten up the people around you, you will look thinner.

written by IN SEINE, 12 February 2009
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The Pakistani Chess Game

The Pakistanis say that they are fed up with being Pawns in the eyes of the Americans. They say they want to move up in the world. They want to become Bishops or Rooks.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 12 February 2009
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A Boy George Prison Update

HMP Edmunds Hill Prison in Newmarket, Suffolk, England reports that inmate Boy George has gone from being "The Queen of Cell Block #19," to being "The Queen of The Entire Prison."

written by Abel Rodriguez, 12 February 2009
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Tatiana Del Toro Balls and Weeps and Annoys!

Tatiana Del Toro, who is the most annoying person in American Idol's eight year history has made it into the Top 36. The self-proclaimed diva-prima donna reacted by saying, "Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeee."

written by Abel Rodriguez, 12 February 2009
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Brett Favre - "Dancing With The Stars" Alternate?

Brett Favre announces his retirement after one season with the New York Jets. When asked what his plans are he replied that he has been approached to be a "Dancing With The Stars" alternate.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 12 February 2009
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The Actor Formerly Known As Djimon Hounsou

The manager for actor Djimon Hounsou has asked him to pick another name; one that is not as hard to pronounce. The actor picked out Renee Zellweger.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 12 February 2009
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Michael Phelps Unsure About Participation in 2012 Olympics

"I heard you can get a pretty good Bong from Big Ben, but don't know if that will be enough to make me go."

written by Jalapenoman, 12 February 2009
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Michael Phelps Unsure of Participation in 2012 Summer Olympics

"I'd go if they were in Jamaica or Maui, but I really don't know much about the homegrown in London."

written by Jalapenoman, 12 February 2009
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Abraham Lincoln's 200th Birthday Celebrated All Over the United States

Organizers of most parties, however, realize that having everyone hide and jump out and yell "Surprise" when he showed up was probably a mistake.

written by Jalapenoman, 12 February 2009
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Abraham Lincoln's 200th Birthday Celebrated All Over the United States

John McCain upset that no one through him a 200th birthday party last year.

written by Jalapenoman, 12 February 2009
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Brett Favre Announces That He is Retiring Again

Comeback Player of the Year Chad Pennington worried that he will follow him to Miami too.

written by Jalapenoman, 12 February 2009
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Brett Favre Announces That He Is Retiring (Again)

Las Vegas bookmakers put 5 to 2 that he plays for Green Bay in the upcoming season.

written by Jalapenoman, 12 February 2009
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Representatives from NCAA and Professional Sports Reveal Comprehensive Drug Tests Results

Only three athletes in the country did not test positive for marijuana, steroids, alchohol, or amphetamines. One each from Notre Dame, Baylor, and BYU passed (and all ride the bench).

written by Jalapenoman, 12 February 2009
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Help for Jacqui

Jacqui Smith is to employ a 'home secretary' to help her keep track of where she lives.

written by Roy Turse, 12 February 2009
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