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Tiger quits PGA, joins NBA

claims NBA more understanding and don't mind a lot of screwing around...plus their balls are bigger and more in keeping with his new image!

written by Morse, 04 December 2009
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Easier To Throw Away Later

The United States Postal Service looking for new ways to cut losses says you will receive all your holiday cards in one big collage.

written by Bureau, 04 December 2009
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New Union Blamed

Although the price of oil a barrel has stabilized, the price of chicken is going up. Many accuse the forming of the new union, OPECK!

written by Bureau, 04 December 2009
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Tigers Friends Sceptical

Friends of Tiger Woods say they can't believe the names of some of the women he's supposedly been seeing. "Some of these women have seen more ceilings than Michelangelo."

written by Bureau, 04 December 2009
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Early Winter

U.S. gets first signs of winter as Hibbing, Minnesota area has seen more teens than Roman Polanski.

written by Bureau, 04 December 2009
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Landed In Parking Lot

London News Reports that during one period last week during storm the wind was so high, 3 Ford Focus were circling Heathrow Airport at one time.

written by Bureau, 04 December 2009
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Homeland Security Chairman faces ethics probe

He apparently threatened credit card companies with costly regulatory oversight, then dropped that when they donated to his campaign. Citizens around the U.S. are wondering - isn't that standard?

written by Alexandria177, 04 December 2009
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Journalist goofs up bomb threat

In South Africa some silly news-making reporter (sorry for the redundancies), dropped a bag that he said had a bomb in it and ran. Obviously journalism class teaches to phone these in for safety.

written by Alexandria177, 04 December 2009
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Walla Walla Bang Bang!

British report on Iraqi War early days: "It didn't help when President Bush referred to 30-day Muslim fast as "Ramalama Dingdong!"

written by Bureau, 04 December 2009
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New Study Released

New Study: Monkeys, NFL Offensive Linemen recognize other monkeys, NFL Offensive Linemen in photos.

written by Bureau, 04 December 2009
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Watering Down Began?

Is Congress watering down health-bill provisions, soup kitchen offerings?

written by Bureau, 04 December 2009
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New Operations Launched

U.S. launches Operation 'Cobra's Anger' in Afghanistan, 'Retiring Tiger' in Florida.

written by Bureau, 04 December 2009
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"Why are the Salahi's still in the news?"

That is the question that every news organization on Earth is asking, each pretending that they are lone new agency puzzled by this universal media overkill on the fluff story.

written by Alexandria177, 04 December 2009
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Nuns offer bribe

Almost $200 million was offered to victims of child abuse by Irish nuns. Said a spokesnun, "We are offering this fast cash now, so you don't clobber us for real money later."

written by Alexandria177, 04 December 2009
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According To Writing Spider

Illiterate spider monkey goes apeshit wild, attacks signing gorilla!

written by Bureau, 04 December 2009
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President Obama Criticized

President Obama criticized about his remarks on (Fill in space here) on FOX News.

written by Bureau, 04 December 2009
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Siamese Separation Successful!

A pair of Siamese cats have been successfully separated in Seoul, South Korea as citizen there sends one of his two mouse catchers to his friend down the block.

written by Bureau, 04 December 2009
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Big Discovery In Israel

Israel, as luck would have it, say they have struck the mother of all steering fluid wells!

written by Bureau, 04 December 2009
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Rat Explosion In California

Three juveniles in Sacramento, California have been arrested for catching rats and sticking their tails into electric wall outlets.

written by Bureau, 04 December 2009
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Killers Picking Up Your Trash

Killers and drug smugglers on the bin round: Fury as Rubbish are employed to collect rubbish.

written by Bureau, 04 December 2009
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Couple Get Refund

£60,000 cruise gave us cabin fever: Couple get refund after 'noisy nightmare'. "Could hardly bang with all the loud banging as water hitting boat."

written by Bureau, 04 December 2009
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A Serious Player

Britain invaded Iraq to prove it was a 'serious player' but warned against 'shock and awe', wearing jumpsuits on aircraft carriers.


written by Bureau, 04 December 2009
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Condom-nation

Condom saboteur on the loose at Cambridge University as contraceptives are found pierced with pin holes. Seven professors found passed out on the floor.

written by Bureau, 04 December 2009
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Then Where Is Mine?

£40,000 a family: The taxpayers' cash used to fund the £850billion bailout. Callers told, "It's in the post, probably strikers got it."

written by Bureau, 04 December 2009
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Happens Every Time

Tiger Woods' mother and mother-in-law 'were at his home when he crashed outside'. So that settles the reason for the argument.

written by Bureau, 04 December 2009
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Conman In The Parade

Hunt for Remembrance Day conman who marched with 'impossible' haul of 121 medals! "Deserved 122nd for being able to hold up his chest", says fellow idiot.


written by Bureau, 04 December 2009
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It'll Be Rocks Next!

Fellow Iraqi turns tables on Bush shoe-thrower as protesting escalates from shoes to tables.

written by Bureau, 04 December 2009
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Role-Models Scarce

Woods' fall from grace rekindles role-model debate. "At least we still have Britney", say parents.

written by Bureau, 04 December 2009
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Another Magazine Folds

National Geographic Adventure magazine has ceased publication of its print edition as most of the world are on sedatives.

written by Bureau, 04 December 2009
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"Up In The Air" Best Film?

NBR names 'Up in the Air' best film of the year. Runner up is still up in the air!

written by Bureau, 04 December 2009
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Speedier Care

Study finds hospitals speeding heart attack care. One gurney clocked at 50 MPH.

written by Bureau, 04 December 2009
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Side Effects Of Shots

Glaxo's new swine flu shot may give kids fever, other Swine Flu symptoms!

written by Bureau, 04 December 2009
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Told To Watch Water Levels, Language

Global warming, those planning to spend trillions on it, may require higher dams!

written by Bureau, 04 December 2009
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Everyone Climbed It Yet?

Nepal holds highest Cabinet meeting at Mt. Everest. Lose three to frostbite.

written by Bureau, 04 December 2009
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Joe Takes Over GM

AP sources: GM to announce management changes as President appoints new Automobile Czar, Joe the Grease Monkey.

written by Bureau, 04 December 2009
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Wrong Prisoner Released?

Eddyville Prison somehow frees the wrong prisoner named Mohammed. At least they think so.

written by Bureau, 04 December 2009
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Palin Encouraged To Run

Sarah Palin's fans push for 2012 presidential run, mostly jogging in short shorts.

written by Bureau, 04 December 2009
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Plus Five Word Limit Daily

Official says Iran to limit cooperation with IAEA to staring contest.

written by Bureau, 04 December 2009
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Silver Belles?

Silver Bells Project targets seniors in area, especially those little gray-haired ladies with spunk!

written by Bureau, 04 December 2009
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Note From The Fire Department

Firefighters battle blaze in Richardsville, Indiana, 55 other places. To see if you are in one of those on fire, go outside and check.

written by Bureau, 04 December 2009
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UFO Hotline Unplugged

Britain pulls the plug on its UFO hotline. Recommend callers switch to "Ghostbusters".

written by Bureau, 04 December 2009
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Polanski, That Stinker!

Roman Polanski begins house arrest in Gstaad. Spends first two days in bath.

written by Bureau, 04 December 2009
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One Of Life's Mysteries

350-pound Kentucky man still can't figure out why he's getting so fat on doughnut holes.

written by Bureau, 04 December 2009
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"Even" WalMart?

House Democrat says someone should have helped the Secret Service clear people at last week's state dinner, saying "even Walmart has a greeter. WalMart launches lawsuit after comparison.

written by Bureau, 04 December 2009
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Attack The Evidense

United Nations to probe climate e-mail leak that Global Warming purposely inflated. Condemns method of those catching those who were lying.

written by Bureau, 04 December 2009
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Who's Who Amont The Angry

Anger is more likely among the young, those with children at home, and the less educated, a new report finds. Report was torn in half and taped back together.

written by Bureau, 04 December 2009
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A New Discovery?

Physically active boys are smarter, study hints. Blood goes to the brain instead of swelling penis during sports.

written by Bureau, 04 December 2009
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More Jobs Doing Whatever

Obama, lawmakers target bailout fund for jobs bill as United States government will hire all unemployed to 'go out there and do some good things'.

written by Bureau, 04 December 2009
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NATO Commits 7,000

NATO allies commit 7,000 more troops to Afghanistan, including French chefs who hope to get the Taliban hooked on sauces and off goatburgers.

written by Bureau, 04 December 2009
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News Around The Old Clubhouse

The Tiger Woods thing is having an effect on a lot of people. Today Hillary Clinton went out and bought herself a full set of golf clubs, plus another for Chelsea.

written by Bureau, 04 December 2009
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Ole Vanna!

51-Year-Old Kermit The Frog has been turned down as a representative for the AARP because of "croaking', same for Miss Piggy who reminds people of the Swine Flu. Settle on Vanna White, 51 also.

written by Bureau, 04 December 2009
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The Right Stuff

According to British scientists human transplant organs from pigs are only 2-4 years away. "Should work", says surgeon. Most of these heart patient's have pigged out for years.

written by Bureau, 04 December 2009
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Senate Fights Over Health

Democrat and Republicans continue o fight over the Obama health care bill. So far, there have been no knockouts but a few black eyes and broken teeth.

written by Bureau, 04 December 2009
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If you say you like Susan Boyle...

...then you don't have to feel bad for the fat and ugly girls you teased in school. At least a gallup poll says that's the only reason any one pays attention to this 250 pound train stopper.

written by Alexandria177, 04 December 2009
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Elf terrorizes Atlanta mall

A man dressed as an elf waited in line to sit on Santa's lap. When it was his turn, he told Santa he had dynamite, but really didn't. I don't know what to add to this to make it funnier than it is.

written by Alexandria177, 04 December 2009
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Colorado deputies taser ten year old

"That kid was hopped up on ritalin and Pop Tarts", said the Sheriff. "There were only three deputies there and the kid had a stick. In fear of their lives, they had to taser the kid. It was scary."

written by Alexandria177, 04 December 2009
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Nebraska Accident Kills Three

A cow has exploded on the Herman Lindsey farm in Roanoke, Nebraska. The blast killed Lindsey who was milking her and her calf that was apparently feeding on Herman.

written by Bureau, 04 December 2009
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Tombstone Mover Caught!

A Clarksville, Tn. man has been caught exchanging headstones after 10 years on the loose. The transferred headstones has caused considerable grief to the families and set the Mormons back six years.

written by Bureau, 04 December 2009
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