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Cracks Showing Among Leaders

Cracks in Iranian leadership showing but no one will tell the Ayatollahs that the seat of their garments have been snipped off.

written by Bureau, 03 August 2009
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Board Of Health Closes Fair

Man at the Jackson County Fair in Jackson, Pennsylvania claims he found a large corny dog turd in his corn dog.

written by Bureau, 03 August 2009
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World Peace A Little Closer

Amish agree not to declare Jihad on Mennonites after Quakers broker a truce before anymore suicide buggy incidents.

written by Bureau, 03 August 2009
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New Yorker Confesses

After 40 years, New Yorker Joe Turbulence admits to planting devices on airplanes that make them shake while in the air.

written by Bureau, 03 August 2009
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Americans On Antidepressants

Study: Twenty-seven million Americans now on antidepressant pills, like we care about some kind of shit like that.

written by Bureau, 03 August 2009
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Alabama Workers Laid Off

Alabama county makes massive job cuts; Two-thirds laid of road workers laid off. Told to remove shovel they're leaning on and go home.

written by Bureau, 03 August 2009
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New Number One Killer

Study: In 2008-2009, Blog ridicule is now the number one killer of American teenagers.

written by Bureau, 03 August 2009
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Parents Concerned Kid Not Normal

Parents concerned about their son who never watches the television but has his nose stuck in some book people call classics, whatever that is.

written by Bureau, 03 August 2009
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Arkansas Has Local Hit

Local TV spot in Arkansas say they've got a hit on their hands with their new "Are You Smarter Than A Third Reader?"

written by Bureau, 03 August 2009
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Always A Silver Lining

Homeless family rates down 50% over last year at this time as many are now living in closed bankrupted houses.

written by Bureau, 03 August 2009
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Starbucks Facing More Cups...Cuts

Starbucks finds it lost another $25 million in second quarter closes 10,000 more stores. Some cities like Indianapolis down to just 3,000 outlets.

written by Bureau, 03 August 2009
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World Low On Fish

The world could be running out of fish say experts. Old guys at local bars starting to brag about the size of the dog they once ran over.

written by Bureau, 03 August 2009
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"Miley Cyrus is a slut!", Selena Gomez says.

Oh yes baby! She said that and the two Disney princesses are fighting again. Demi Lovato is supporting Selena while unknown Mandy Whatever her family name is is supporting Miley.

written by Mig93, 03 August 2009
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Might Consider China Also

The US Assistant Secretary of State say the United States would consider Russia joining NATO but only should the Borg come.

written by Bureau, 03 August 2009
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"Face It: We're All Broke!

Economy slightly less worse than expected but still more worse than that many had predicted.

written by Bureau, 03 August 2009
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Al Qaeda #2 Full Of It

Al Qaeda No. 2 slams Obama's first months in office. "He allows his own wife to show her face and much more in public & allows his mother-in-law too much power in the family. At least Bush was crazy."

written by Bureau, 03 August 2009
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Up-To-The-Minute News

Two separate earthquakes have hit...three earthquakes have, four earthquakes have hit Mexico's Gulf of California.

written by Bureau, 03 August 2009
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Google Chief's Future

Google chief Eric Schmidt quits Apple for Orange.

written by French Marilyn, 03 August 2009
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Obama Pulls Troops

President Obama decides to pull all US our troops out of Afghanistan and Iraq. Begins new military slogan, "YES WE WON!!"

written by Bureau, 03 August 2009
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Weinermobile Wrecks Again!

The Weinermobile has ran into another private residence and this time the driver is fired. "Frankly, the little hotdog has to be the wurst driver we've ever had", says company spokesman.

written by Bureau, 03 August 2009
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Beer Conference A Happy One

What was the most used word at the famous beer Conference at the White House last Thursday night? "Amid all the laughter, I'd say 'nuckulur'", says security guard.

written by Bureau, 03 August 2009
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Freemasons Picket Potter Movie

Freemasons picket latest Harry Potter movie for giving away their time-honored secrets and codes.

written by Bureau, 03 August 2009
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One Rugged Racer

Racing star, 14, who was 'decapitated' in horror crash gets back behind the wheel. Crashes again because of not being able to see where he was going.

written by Bureau, 03 August 2009
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Exploding iPod Kept Quiet

Girl, 11, offered refund by Apple for exploding iPod, but only if she agreed not to tell anyone. So she hasn't.

written by Bureau, 03 August 2009
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Arrested For Smoking Fake Cigarette

Tanker driver dragged to court for smoking, even though it was a fake cigarette. Irate at police, Judge sentences the man to 20 pretend years in prison.

written by Bureau, 03 August 2009
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No Nappies

Teachers blame parents 'too busy to potty train' for increase in children wearing nappies to school. "One 16-year-old can really stink a room up", say teachers.

written by Bureau, 03 August 2009
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War Against Terror

Army needs 'deep changes' to help it win the war against terror, says minister. No more scary movies in the theaters.

written by Bureau, 03 August 2009
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Immigrants Jeering At Troops

Immigrants who jeer at British troops in the street to be barred from gaining citizenship. Troops permitted to fire away at those who "expose their arses."

written by Bureau, 03 August 2009
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Men To Blame

Harriet Harman blames financial crisis on men. "We wouldn't be out there buying all those new clothes, shoes and make-up except for them making us look better for them, the selfish lot!"

written by Bureau, 03 August 2009
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Global warming = Brits fleeing Britain for some wamth!

Threat of global warming warming Britain causes drowned Brits to flee to warmer countries!!!

written by Jaggedone, 03 August 2009
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Boy Dares To Climb Tree

Boy, 9, left terrified after PCSO reprimands him for climbing a tree while on holiday. "If you let them get away with this, they'll be tossing them frisbies next", states officer.


written by Bureau, 03 August 2009
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Dollar Down Again

American dollar at all-time low. Bankruptcies, suicides among nation's counterfeiters at an all-time high.

written by Bureau, 03 August 2009
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Lawyers Emerge Winners

Lawyers emerge as the winner in Ford settlement. Also, in jobs in Senate, Congress, state offices and Supreme Court appointees.

written by Bureau, 03 August 2009
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Key States OK

AP analysis: Foreclosures stabilize in key states, but still having problems in those that have lost keys.

written by Bureau, 03 August 2009
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School Gym Injuries Increase

Study finds rise in student injuries in gym class. Mostly severe eye strain over new gym outfits.

written by Bureau, 03 August 2009
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Pirates Getting Greedy

Somali pirates release Malaysian ship with 11 crew members stark naked as they took everything they had.

written by Bureau, 03 August 2009
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Overreaction?

Plague kills 2nd man; China seals off entire town. If a third death occurs, may seal off whole country as it did for 1,000 years, in the distant past.

written by Bureau, 03 August 2009
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Iran Leader Approves President

Iran leader approves Ahmadinejad presidency. Will probably remove electronic bracelet from his ankle in the near future.

written by Bureau, 03 August 2009
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Aha, Just As We Thought

Obama officials: Taxes may rise to pay health care, other social programs. May have to lower those taxed more from $250,000 a year to $25.

written by Bureau, 03 August 2009
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US Economy past expiration date

Fed Chairman Ben Bernanke is in hot water after being accused of ignoring the expiration date of the USD in the Mayan Long Form Calendar. He said: "We thought it was more of a suggestion".

written by Agatha Bloom, 03 August 2009
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Congressional Budget Office Chastises Congress

CBO indicates that the 111th US Congress is constantly making the same mistakes as their forbears did. CBO further states, it's time for Congress to make new mistakes to irritate the taxpayers.

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 03 August 2009
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Is "Cash for Clunkers" a Clunker?

There are 240M cars in the USA. "Cash for Clunkers" employing $3B of government funds, at $4000 per car, will replace 0.3% of the cars. Need a new car this is a good deal paid for by the taxpayers.

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 03 August 2009
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Congress Affirms American's Right to Bear Arms

Senate votes 100 to 0 that all Americans own an AK-47, but House votes 435 to 0 that all Americans own an M-16. Conference committee will resolve this issue prior to president signing the bill.

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 03 August 2009
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