McCain: "Change is coming"
"Change IS coming". John McCain has admitted that he 'coined' the phrase whilst waiting for cash from a vending machine. The politician had just put a $5 bill in the machine for a bar of chocolate.
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Lincoln Flasher
An un-named Lincoln man who suffers with impotence was cleared of indecent exposure today. Although a full-frontal photograph was taken of the man, he could not get the evidence to stand up in court.
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High Flyers
I enjoyed the day very much, especially when I met up with the Red Arrows after the air show. They were very much down to earth.
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Terrorist sex doll
Troops in Iraq have been alerted to a new terror weapon: 'Jihad Julie' is a new inflatable doll which blows itself up.
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North Vietnamese critize McCain`s fitness to be President
North Vietnamese say McCain owes them 5 years of back rent.
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RNC withdraws McCain's nomination
John McCain was ruled to be to short to be President. Papa Smurfs jokes feared
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Republicans Eagerly Support Change From Usual Politics of Republicans
Convention crowds cheer McCain's promise to shake-up "old, big-spending, do-nothing, me-first, country-second Washington crowd" which same crowd sent to Washington in last two presidential elections
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The WB, 05 September 2008
Alfalfa Sprouts Linked to Illness in Washington and Oregon
Alfalfa, of Little Rascals fame, denies involvement. Blames it all on Spanky.
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Writers' Production Rates Plummet on TheSpoof.com
Writers have no time to work on new stories, since they are transfixed by watching Live Updates -- a new feature that lets them know, in real time, when their published stories are being read.
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