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Illegal crossing

A man drove across a state line with a dog sitting in a pan of soda water. He told the Cop that his dog was under treatment. He said, "You can't bring in a dog like that. This is a catatonic state."

written by IN SEINE, 04 September 2008
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Health & Safety Issue

A group of Welsh Coal Miners who wear illuminated helmets say it makes them feel light-headed, it was reported today.

written by IN SEINE, 04 September 2008
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Ex Gambler reveals all

A patient in a psychiatric hospital told us how he ended up there. He said: "I used to be a heavy gambler but now I just make mental bets. That's how I lost my mind.

written by IN SEINE, 04 September 2008
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Stash found in Telford

A bottle of vinegar, two tins of mustard and a jar of mayonaisse were found hidden in Marks & Spencer's, Telford Shopping Mall.

They were found in the Dressing Room, police said today.

written by IN SEINE, 04 September 2008
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McCain Confesses...

John McCain has more people living in condos he owns than Sarah Palin had in her entire town when she was mayor.

written by Jack Van Gump, 04 September 2008
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Egypt and UK reach settlement

After years of demanding the return of the Rosetta Stone, Egypt have agreed to take Sharon Stone instead. Ms Stone, was recently transferred from Hollywood Museum to the British Museum for $20,000.

written by Tom Lawrence, 04 September 2008
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Chelsea flower show through to finals

The Chelsea flower show has made it to the European finals where they will meet the Real Madrid flower show in a thrilling showdown.

written by Tom Lawrence, 04 September 2008
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Freedom Fries to be renamed 'McCain Fries'

After going from 'French Fries' to 'Freedom Fries', John McCain has announced that' should he become President, the product will be known as 'McCain Fries'. He denies any sponsorship links.

written by Tom Lawrence, 04 September 2008
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Irishman Attempts to Circumnavigate the Globe

An Irishman drowned whilst attempting to walk around the world!

written by tishtosh, 04 September 2008
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Highlight from Sarah Palin's speech

Hey Hillary, ha ha, eat your heart out.

written by disciple, 04 September 2008
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