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Attention Paris Hilton

Hey Paris, call up Heather Locklear as soon as possible...she needs your advice!

written by Abel Rodriguez, 29 September 2008
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"Green" Car Drivers Upset

Drivers of small fuel-efficient cars give the finger to passing nine-mile-per gallon ambulance high-speeding it down the highways with lights flashing.

written by Bureau, 29 September 2008
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TV News Sends Finances Down The Tubes

Huge shortages reported of adult diapers as retirees panic from watching retirement accounts going down the tubes on the U.S. stock market.

written by Bureau, 29 September 2008
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Car Chase Receives Live Coverage

Seven dead and thirteen injured as ABC, MSNBC, CNN, CBS and FOX News Live helicopters giving live reports of a police car chase, collide.

written by Bureau, 29 September 2008
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Bush Asks For More

President George Bush asked congress for another one-hundred million dollars yesterday to bail out the Seattle Mariners.

written by Bureau, 29 September 2008
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Cheney Library Opens Next Year

The new V.P. Cheney Library will be opened in 2009 in Lincoln, Nebraska. Security will be heavy with photograph called for, but only a face shot.

written by Bureau, 29 September 2008
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Nostradamus Predictions True?

Enquirer: Nostradamus predicted today's world. "auld men, auld women shalt get thee diaper rash, an bush shall rule, an Kenyon shalt take Boston Runnings in re-cord time, another a prezidensy."

written by Bureau, 29 September 2008
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Virus Warning

Norton AntiVirus 2009 warns that a deadly new computer varis ist be-in passed bi fak noos tories :0) (Gotcha!)

written by Bureau, 29 September 2008
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Pasadena Parking Feud

A case in L.A. was thrown out of court when security tapes revealed that a huge biker really DID have the right to the parking space he was edged out of by an 88-year-old lady, giving him the finger.

written by Bureau, 29 September 2008
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Taser Fight

A taser fight between two students at high noon in Boulder, Colorado leaves two badly shaken, messy and stinking to high-heaven.

written by Bureau, 29 September 2008
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Pope Says Belief In UFO's No Sin

The Pope stated Sunday that it is no sin to believe in the existence of aliens and UFO's. Benedict XVI made the announcement in 37 different languages, including Klingon.

written by Bureau, 29 September 2008
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Obama Revelation

There was one surprise at last Friday night's McCain/Obama debate as Obama revealed that his firey, foul-mouthed pastor, Jeremiah Wright, has Tourettes.

written by Bureau, 29 September 2008
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Brit Lab Discovery

A British scientist at the Sanger Centre in Cambridge has announced that he has made an incredible discovery of a rival scientist hiding under his laboratory table

written by Bureau, 29 September 2008
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U.S. stock market falls, can't get up.

McCain suggests market be "humanely put down".

written by Jack Van Gump, 29 September 2008
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Shang-a-lang revisited

Seventies supergroup, The Bay City Rollers are to reform under the new name The Obesity Rollers

written by Midgetgems, 29 September 2008
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Geologists find rocks older than those discovered in Canada

The rocks, aged 4.98bn years, are between John McCain's legs. "Mine are so old I haven't gotten them off since the Mesozoic," said the Senator.

written by Jalapenoman, 29 September 2008
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Tina Fey to reprise Sarah Palin role from Saturday Night Live

Actress will be temporary Alaskan Governor until election is decided.

written by Jalapenoman, 29 September 2008
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Bruce Springsteen and the E Street Band to play at Super Bowl

No word yet on opponent, though Dallas Cowboys are Las Vegas favorites.

written by Jalapenoman, 29 September 2008
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Scarlett Johansson and Ryan Reynolds wed in private ceremony

In the prenuptial agreement, he gets the famous see-through pink panties from "Lost in Translation."

written by Jalapenoman, 29 September 2008
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Heath Ledger's daughter to inherit 16.3 million dollar estate

Challenges the late Anna Nicole's daughter as world's richest, non potty trained Hollywood starlet

written by Jalapenoman, 29 September 2008
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Venezuelan Dictator Hugo Chavez says his country will develop Nuclear energy

"Yust as soon as I learns how to pronounciate de word!"

written by Jalapenoman, 29 September 2008
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Beauty contest postponed

Would-be beauty queens in Nepal have expressed their disappointment after the postponement of the beauty contest for the sixth time this year. Who wants to be called 'Miss Nipple?' they said.

written by IN SEINE, 29 September 2008
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Keira Knightley vs. Kate Hudson

Keira Knightley and Kate Hudson had a contest to see which one had the bigger boobs...both lost.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 29 September 2008
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