Pete Doherty given OBE
After sniffing some bad crack, (alegedly Kate Moss's) singer Pete Doherty was given an Out-of Body Experience.
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Oldest Rocks found
Geologists have found Earth's most ancient rocks, with an age of 4.28 billion years, on the shore of Hudson Bay, Canada. "Prove it!"
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Europeans accused of fly-tipping in Pacific
The "Jules Verne" freighter undocked from the space station three weeks ago packed with rubbish and will take its unwanted cargo into a destructive dive straight into the Pacific Ocean!
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Pete Doherty's self-portrait a fake!
A self-portrait by Kate Moss sold for £33,600. Whereas one by ex-boyfriend Pete Doherty, signed in blood, failed to sell. DNA tests show it to be a forgery.
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French Flier Foiled
Frenchman, Stephane Rousson, flew his airship halfway across the English Channel today but had to turn back; apparently he forgot his passport and duty-free cigarettes.
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English Channel overcrowded
Not only is the English Channel, the world's busiest watereway, it has now become the word's busiest airspace; what with rocketmen and pedal airships - whatever next?
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Zeppelin Pilot's escape from England foiled
Stephane Rousson, 39, from Nice, took off from Hythe on the Kent coast in his man-powered airship, but only got half way; seemingly he has been detained by an ill-wind or la vent terribleaux.
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Chinese request toy making companies change name of game Chinese Checkers as it sounds racists
Officials say that "no one in our country has that many marbles anyway."
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Truth comes out about "Older Man" dating Miley Cyrus
Hannah Montana star admits the it is because "he has a driver's license and promised I could wear his class ring."
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Whale freed in dramatic, filmed rescue
Rosie O'Donnell had wedged-in butt removed from movie auditorium seat using theatre popcorn butter.
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Congress finally reaches compromise agreement on bailout
Only 535 earmarks and riders are on the bill.
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Robert Wagner admits to gaining new information and insights about his late wife in recent tell-all book.
"Before Natalie drowned, I thought that every kind of Wood could float."
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5 of top 10 in NCAA College Football suffer upset losses this week
All undefeated non-BCS conference given "imgainary" losses also, keeping them from moving up in the ratings and spoiling the party
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Jay-Z's Got a New Toon
SPORTS AND ENTERTAINMENT: Brooklyn rapper Jay-Z is in talks with representatives of English Premier League's Newcastle United about a £300 million takeover of the soccer team nicknamed 'The Toon Army'
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Crisis Continues
Washington searches for answers. Obama and McCain expressed confidence in Bernanke and Paulson in a joint statement. "They've gotten us this far, so let's ride them to Armageddon!"
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