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Charlie & Company

Scientists discover that tuna swim across the Atlantic. Hey guys, it's a fish. It's supposed to swim. Now if you ever discover that tuna can climb Pikes Peak - then you've got a story!

written by Abel Rodriguez, 02 October 2008
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High Tide

Tons and tons of debris from Hurricane Ike have been washing up on Texas beaches, items like loveseats, guitars, TV's, and Huckabee for President signs.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 02 October 2008
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Obama 1, McCain 0

In a big political concession, John McCain decides to abandon his election campaign efforts in Michigan. Joe Biden reportedly screams out, "Okay, that's one down and just 49 more to go!"

written by Abel Rodriguez, 02 October 2008
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Author Fails To Show

Ahmad Jamal Faraz has cancelled his appearance at Barnes & Noble to autograph his new book, "Mohammed Shmohammed" as he claims he can't see well enough to write his name with his head missing.

written by Bureau, 02 October 2008
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Rat Fancy Report

Report In Rat Fancy Magazine: Laboratory rats are 99% more likely to take harmful drugs than those outside on the streets.

written by Bureau, 02 October 2008
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John Barrowman acting out of character

John Barrowman, star of the massively bisexual drama Torchwood, has today shocked people by NOT wiggling his bum, showing his manly bits, laughing manically or telling people he is a born entertainer.

written by Rosie_not_Rose, 02 October 2008
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Donald Duck found dead, stuffed inside an unidentified turkey.

Body of renown character actor Foghorn Leghorn discovered inside Donald's body cavity. Fowl play suspected.

written by Kilroy, 02 October 2008
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Al Gore Upset Once Again

Al Gore, extremely upset after a Mennonite farmer hitched his horse & buggy to his right arm as Gore stood thinking outside a Cracker Barrel Restaurant, has deciced once again not to sue.

written by Bureau, 02 October 2008
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Car Hits McDonalds

The customers at a McDonald's in Campobello, S.C. were surprised today when a drunk driver came smashing into the lobby. The only one injured was the driver who stated,
"Ith said drive-thru winder."

written by Bureau, 02 October 2008
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Better Than Punxutawney Phil

Idiot Savant Weatherman who can tell you what the weather was like on any day since 1500 and once correctly predicted exactly 18,111 snowflakes, shows up at TV station without pants once again.

written by Bureau, 02 October 2008
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Stockbroker Arrested

Police lead away a handcuffed stockbroker who completely lost it and made an actual killing on the stockmarket floor this morning.

written by Bureau, 02 October 2008
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Name Change

The Weather Channel, hoping to lure more viewers by spicing things up a bit, changes name to the "Raw Nature Rapes Mother Earth Once Again" Channel.

written by Bureau, 02 October 2008
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Newly Formed P.A. To Meet Soon

Procrastinators Anonymous, who are planning to meet sometimes real soon, say their motto is "To Begin Taking It One Tomorrow At A Time".

written by Bureau, 02 October 2008
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The Somali Bad Boys

President Bush was asked about the Somali Pirates and he replied, "What? When the hell did they move from Pittsburgh?"

written by Abel Rodriguez, 02 October 2008
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Obama Earmarks $157,000 to Bailout Oprah's Momma!

Oprah's Momma, Vernita Lee, is in trouble, AGAIN. After settling a $175k clothing bill in 2002, says she will sue store for extending more credit to feed her habit. Obama pledges "racist bill" Bailout.

written by Morse, 02 October 2008
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McCain/Obama Support New Bailout

"McCain and Obama announce support for the new bailout,
While Bush & Pelosi run in circles, scream & shout!"

written by Bureau, 02 October 2008
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Chicago Tavern Hangs Nude Palin Portrait

A tavern in Chicago's liberal area has hung a nude Sarah Palin portrait over the bar. Much to the owner's surprise, half the customers have now switched their votes to McCain/Palin ticket.

written by Bureau, 02 October 2008
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Gift Plant Already Dead

A girlfriend's houseplant gift has died after only two parties, apparently from over-watering. "I never should have placed it anywhere near the bathroom floor", says student.

written by Bureau, 02 October 2008
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New From Columbia House

New customers can now get twelve free grams of cocaine for a penny from the Columbia Cocaine Club with subscription to Columbia's All-Prime Hits, The Cocaine Crackhouse Club!

written by Bureau, 02 October 2008
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Either You Buy It Or You've Bought It

U.S. bans new Japanese car with computer that threatens to run out in front of large truck or train if test-driver doesn't buy it.

written by Bureau, 02 October 2008
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CRACKLE Turns State Evidense

POP accused of being cereal killer. SNAP says he was forced to go along or lose his knuckles and knees. CRACKLE cracked under pressure but milked prosecutor for six-month sentence for cooperation.

written by Bureau, 02 October 2008
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Palin ready for debate

She says, "I've got my gun and golly g, I'm hunting me a liberal"

written by disciple, 02 October 2008
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IOC concludes that there were no problems with age of Chinese gymnasts

Announcement made from party on nudist cruise ship in Greek isles sponsored by Chinese goverment

written by Jalapenoman, 02 October 2008
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Study traces origin of A.I.D.S. virus to over 100 years ago

John McCain said that he is not responsible.

written by Jalapenoman, 02 October 2008
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Mars Lander finds evidence of water and snow on planet

The discovery was found behind a Starbucks and next door to an Indian owned motel and a convenience store near the canals.

written by Jalapenoman, 02 October 2008
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Obama takes 7 point lead over McCain

"It's just a touchdown," said the Arizona Senator, "we'll get 'em back in the second half."

written by Jalapenoman, 02 October 2008
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