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Another Hump Day

Russia has announced that it's National Conception Day was such a hit last year that they're planning another one for 2009. They're even going to crown a Miss Conception.

written by Bureau, 02 November 2008
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General Replaced

President Bush, in still another effort to boost our efforts in Iraq and Afghanistan has decided to replace four-year commander, General Chaos.

written by Bureau, 02 November 2008
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Another Embarrassment For Craig

Another embarrassment for Sen. Larry Craig. In reviewing last year's illegal tapes taken by the New England Patriots, they've spotted Craig sending out foot signals from the aisle between the stands.

written by Bureau, 02 November 2008
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Hot Monkey Love

Koko the signing ape signs that monkeys left in room are tired of typing Shakespeare. They have completed his works years ago, in their own language. "How about some Barbara Cartland Hot Monkey Love?

written by Bureau, 02 November 2008
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Must-have toy award

This Christmas, the winner of the must-have toy award is : My little abattoir.

written by Midgetgems, 02 November 2008
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Schwarzenegger makes historic speech

In an historic speech Arnold Schwarzenegger managed to string more than five words together. He apparently said something like "ug, need meat, ug ug"

written by Midgetgems, 02 November 2008
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New Bed For Aging Boomers

Craftmatic has introduced it's new product for the older Boomer generation, the "New Adjustable Thrusting Craftmatic Bed". However, they're having trouble producing an acceptable ad for informercials.

written by Bureau, 02 November 2008
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Hank Hill To Spend More Time In Crawford

FOX Network has cancelled it's long-running "King Of The Hill" according to a statement released Saturday. Hank says he's planning to see Mr. Bush in Crawford after January to help clear some brush.

written by Bureau, 02 November 2008
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Fu*k waiting in that!

Experts have found after a 3 year, £89m study that if all vehicles stuck in traffic jams on the M40 during holiday periods were nose to tail, they would stretch from London to Birmingham.

written by The Big C O Jones, 02 November 2008
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Because of Palin, McCain Will Carry The Eskimo Vote

Sarah Palin speaking in Ohio says, "Okay so Obama has the Black vote, the Hispanic vote, the Asian vote, and the Native-American vote...Well guess what, John's got the Eskimo vote...all 451 of 'em."

written by Abel Rodriguez, 02 November 2008
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